Ever wish you could have bottled that convo you just because it was EPIC and the world needs to hear it? YUP. WE GET IT. We're Cassie Young (@CassandraYoung) and Davi Crimmins (@DaviCrimmins) and we talk any and everything: what's going on in the world, friends, relationships, the best dad jokes (ahem Cassie) and the ups and downs of the funny curveball we call life all with a hefty does of snark (cough Davi cough). We'll call it like we see it, we're slightly NSFW and we've got zero regrets. So tell Ethyl at the front desk to "pipe down ya hussy," plug those ear buds in, and we'll help you survive the rest of your 9-5.