298: Ep298: Wrong Turn 2003 & 2021
What's good, ya slack-jawed mouth-breathers? Through our extensive research using test groups, and studying market trends we have determined you enjoy when we compare horror classics with their modern remakes. So yeah, we're doing that. You're welcome. In 2003 we got Wrong Turn, a movie about idiot teenagers who get lost in the woods and then die at the hands of inbred cannibals. The movie wou...
1hr 31m Mar 02, 2021
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297: Ep297: Willy's Wonderland - WGT
Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his "ability to just throw himself into a roll". Imagine what it would be like if he could just go "full Cage". Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don't think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don't think he's that "quir...
59m Feb 23, 2021
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296: Ep296: The Reckoning - WGT
Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers. Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time. We're jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to rel...
1hr 8m Feb 15, 2021
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295: Ep295: Psycho Goreman - WGT
Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we're covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you don't deserve it. In fact, with the way you have been behaving we shouldn't be giving you a damn thing. Have you ever sat there or your lazy ass, watching E.T. and thought, "yeah right. That alien would be destroying everything!"? If so, what the hell is wrong with you? But also, y...
57m Feb 08, 2021
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294: Ep294: Angel Heart - WGT
Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house. Perhaps you shake your protein drink without properly securing the lid. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we also make mistakes. Granted we hardly ever make mistakes, but we do. This week we made a mistake and once again deal with the fallout from out generosity. Our very o...
1hr 15m Feb 01, 2021
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293: Ep293: Split Second - WGT
Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input from Patreon. When we ask Jorge for his input, his response is roughly the same at all times, "I really don't care. Just tell me what to watch." Being the thoughtful individuals we are, every so often we decide to pick a movie that we think might just stir a bit of excitement in the...
1hr 15m Jan 25, 2021
1hr 15m
292: Ep292: 2020 Year In Review
Are you ready, nerds? Because we're about to hurt a lot of feelings. That's right, it's time for our much beloved year in review episode! It's no secret to anyone that 2020 was an absolute dumpster fire. Can the same thing be said for horror films in 2020? We're counting down our own personal top and bottom 5 films of the year. When all is said and done the films shall battle to the death until...
1hr 22m Jan 18, 2021
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291: Ep291: Anything For Jackson - WGT
Happy 2021, ya goofy dorks! New year, new you, right? Right, good luck with that. Any who, you may have come here expecting our highly anticipated year-in-review episode. Well, as a super fun reminder that all things shitty did not end with 2020, Matt's wife got covid. In the interest of safety we had to cancel that night's recording and reschedule. We feel the year in review episode absolutel...
1hr 22m Jan 12, 2021
1hr 22m
290: Ep290: I Spit On Your Grave
Happy holidays, ya hoe hoe hoes! We hope you all had a joyous holiday season with all of your friends and family far away on a zoom call. Now that all the gifts have been opened and the food has been eaten everyone should have their happy tank full. We're here to end that shit right now. Why should 2020 end on a high note? Yeah, buddy! Get ready for every bit of your warm and fuzzy to turn int...
1hr 21m Dec 28, 2020
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289: Ep289: Kill List - WGT
Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one of the all around worst in human history, we thought it would be kind of fun to make you feel extra bad this month! Kind of like a reminder that things have always, and will continue to suck. This month we've covered some real feel-bad movies and we're saving the worst for last. This week we're feat...
1hr 20m Dec 22, 2020
1hr 20m
288: Ep288: The Mountain Kings - WGT
Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you are violating stay-at-home orders to hit the mall and spend money you don't have on gifts for people you don't like. This season really has a way of showing just how ugly people can be, don't you think? For this reason we decided to dedicate an entire month to films that really showcase the d...
1hr 24m Dec 15, 2020
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287: Ep287: Possessor - WGT
Howdy-do there, little dorks! Boy, oh boy! Do we have a special treat for you? No. No, we don't have a special treat for you. What do you think this is?! I'll tell you what. I don't want you to have come all this way and leave empty handed. So here's what I'm going to do. For absolutely no charge, I'm going to give you our thoughts on 2020's Possessor. (Review at 39:55) How's that move ya, huh...
1hr 21m Dec 07, 2020
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286: Ep286: Uninvited (1988) - WGT
Hear, ye! Hear, ye! It is my honor and privilege to bring to you a decree from our gracious King Sam! Sam is exercising his power to choose a a film for us to review. As a result of his insanely generous spirit, His Highness only wants us to be happy, therefore he has chosen 1988's Uninvited as this week's episode! (Review at 37:00) Sam really does only want us to be happy, and usually he forg...
1hr 14m Dec 01, 2020
1hr 14m
285: Ep285: Basket Case - WGT
What's up, dorks?! More importantly, what's in the basket?! Would you believe me if I told you that it was the mangled body of my conjoined twin? Nah, I'm kidding; it's actually about 8 bottles of Boone's Farm. This week we continue to guide Rhett on his journey into the annals of horror history with a throwback episode! We're heading back to 1982 to look under the lid of Basket Case. (Review ...
1hr 26m Nov 24, 2020
1hr 26m
284: Ep284: Darkness Falls w/ Tom Pestock (WWE Superstar Baron Corbin)
Hallo, idiote! We sure had a fun October, didn't we? We covered some legendary franchises for the first time in WGT history and fun was had by all. Well, all that shit stops here! If my fat fingers can stop hitting the wrong keys I would like to tell you about the shit show ahead of you. We love to have our friends on the show from time to time. What is the point of having a passion if you can...
58m Nov 16, 2020
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283: Ep283: Ghost Ship & Deep Rising - WGT
Captain's log, Day 420 - Middle of the Ocean I've been at sea so long that I can no longer remember the feeling of solid ground beneath my feet. Spirits are down and the crew is becoming more and more hostile. Last night our man in the crow's nest caught a case of the sea madness, began ranting about the presence of a Ghost Ship in our midst. We asked him if the ship itself were a ghost, or m...
1hr 29m Nov 10, 2020
1hr 29m
282: Ep282 - Hellraiser Trilogy - WGT
Fröhliches Halloween, Idioten! Today is the day, the one day of the year all of us "spooky" folks live for: Halloween! We've had a lot of fun with our special episodes over the last month. It's been fun to take classic horror films down from their pedestals, dusting them off, and showcasing them against their modern counterparts. Some of you loved them, some of you sent us messages calling us d...
1hr 40m Oct 31, 2020
1hr 40m
281: Ep281: Friday The 13th Original & Remake
Bonjour, mes petits crétins! This may come as a surprise to some of you, in the 7+ years we've been doing this show we have never covered a Friday the 13th film! I know, right? But I guess the question would be: WHY haven't we covered Friday the 13th? Do we hate the films? Perhaps we think the films transcend review and speak for themselves? Maybe there's just like twenty bajillion horror movie...
1hr 26m Oct 26, 2020
1hr 26m
280: Ep280: A Nightmare on Elm Street Original & Remake
This week we continue our special look at classic horror films and their modern remakes by taking a look at one of the most beloved horror franchises of all time: A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Wes Craven original had an entire generation of kids wetting themselves at the thought of taking a quick nap. The 2009 remake is one of the most universally disliked remakes in horror history. Does the ...
1hr 24m Oct 20, 2020
1hr 24m
279: Ep279: Dawn of the Dead Original & Remake
"Old Magic, Old Ways, the Old Ones themselves often seem powerless in a new place." - Anne Cameron Dia duit, leathcheann! Last week, as a Halloween treat, we posted the first episode in a series of "original vs remake" episodes for The Hills Have Eyes. The response was so great for that episode that we decided to do another one! Actually, we'd already decided we were going to do these, but jus...
1hr 29m Oct 12, 2020
1hr 29m
278: Ep278: The Hills Have Eyes Original & Remake
Well hello, my sweet children. Welcome again to another October with your good friends at the Who Goes There Podcast. Since this is everyone's favorite time of the year we thought it might be fun to do something a little special. This October we decided to do some double header episodes where we review a horror classic and it's more modern remake! This week on the docket we have genetic mutati...
1hr 17m Oct 06, 2020
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277: Ep277: Session 9 - WGT
Guess who's back, back again. It's we, it's we, it's the W.G.T.P.! Lately we've been doing a lot of episodes on films based in space, and films with a lot of cut, cut, stabby, stab. Too much sameness makes things no super good. Pretty sure Lincoln said that. Any who, we're doing something a little different this week, maybe a little bit of ghosts, some possession, a dash of insanity. You know, ...
1hr 9m Sep 28, 2020
1hr 9m
276: Ep276: Maniac Cop - WGT
Guttentag, goofballs! Here we are again with another ear pleasuring episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. Last week we discussed body invasion, aliens, and Russian conspiracies. This week we decided to tone things down a bit and discuss... excessive use of force by police and... systemic... racism. Damn. Well, at least the abuse of power and racism is in the form of the film Manic Cop and not...
1hr 12m Sep 22, 2020
1hr 12m
275: Ep275: Sputnik
Привет идиоты With the elections on the horizon, much of the world is once again focused on potential Russian interference  on the U.S. elections. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we're far more concerned with what the Rooskies have brought back from outer space. Space Force may be gearing up to liberate the galaxy, but in the meantime Russia is fuckin' around with aliens, bro! This week we...
1hr 3m Sep 17, 2020
1hr 3m
274: Ep274: Idle Hands
Alright, zip it, nerdlingers! We have a very important announcement and we need your full attention. Ahem... FUCKIN CHRIS IS BACK DUUUUUUUUUDES! That's right! We convinced Chris to crawl out of his quarantine cavern and join us (on discord)! Recently, we asked the Instagram community what movie we should cover. And, well, wouldn't ya know it, they happened to pick one of Chris's favorite movie...
1hr 21m Sep 10, 2020
1hr 21m
273: Ep273: Cannibal Holocaust - WGT
This episode is not for the feint of heart.
1hr 32m Sep 01, 2020
1hr 32m
272: Ep272: Host & Impetigore - WGT
Buenos dias, all my little nose goblins! Your favorite international sex symbols are back with another episode that is just bulging with greatness! We know you have a hard enough time taking in our usual, above average content, so this week, we're doubling it! That's right! It's time for another double episode! The internet has been all abuzz because someone made a movie about Zoom, and you kn...
1hr 12m Aug 25, 2020
1hr 12m
271: Ep271: Ichi The Killer - WGT
Rejoice, idiots! For we have returned. Needless to say we greatly enjoyed the summer break we afford ourselves every year, it was most enjoyable. But enough of this sentimental bologna; let's get down to business! This week, we're doing a film that is very near and dear to my heart. We are doing a film that my wife (my wiiiiiife) and I watched on the day we met. Yes, we got to know each other ...
1hr 33m Aug 16, 2020
1hr 33m
270: Ep270: Lifeforce - WGT
Saaaaaaaah, dudes! So remember last week, when like, we went to space? Well, we decided to stay for a week. Lots of tight space type things out here. While we're here we're going to discuss another space movie. Isn't that nice of us? Yes, yes it was. Last week was Cthulhu type sex monsters; this week, it's naked space vampires. That's right, ya chuckleheads, we're talkin' 'bout Lifeforce! (Rev...
59m Aug 03, 2020
59m
269: Ep269: From Beyond - WGT
Greeting from space, Earth dorks! Pack your freeze-dried Thanksgiving dinner, kiss the kids goodbye, we're going to space! (Spoiler: we'll be in space next week too!) Our resident android Rhett has been suggesting 1986's From Beyond for a long time. However, after the debacle that was Dead Ringers we've since been hesitant to trust a Rhett pick. Ultimately, we realized he is only artificial in...
1hr 4m Jul 28, 2020
1hr 4m
268: Ep268: Hell Comes to Frogtown ft Say You Love Satan
(Unfortunately the intro plays over the first few seconds, but you don't miss anything. Hell Comes To Frogtown is available on Shudder.)
1hr 26m Jul 20, 2020
1hr 26m
267: Ep267: Blade: The Iron Cross (Puppet Master)- WGT
How goes it, ya lil booger eaters?! Speaking of booger eaters, allow me to tell you a story. Twas the summer of 1990, and a super cool kid named Matt was sitting down with his aunt to watch a movie. In said movie there was a character with a blank, pale, emotionless face with eyes soulless and black, like a shark. No, I'm not talking about Kirsten Stewart, I'm talking about Blade! While the le...
1hr 4m Jul 14, 2020
1hr 4m
266: Ep266: Dark City - WGT
Greetings, all you little crotch goblins! We hope you're ready for a wild ride, because this week is one of those "sci-fi-horror" episodes you all love so much! This week we're joined by the haomie, and author of I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today, Brian Asman to discuss the cerebral, cenebyte-ish, world of Dark City. Rhett claims that Matt was feeling a little saucy since Brian was sittin...
1hr 18m Jul 07, 2020
1hr 18m
265: Ep265: Get In - WGT
Hidey-ho, nerderinos! For the first time in over three months we are all back together in the Who Goes There studio! A fact only made all the more special because this week we're covering a home invasion movie! Now that I think about it, we should have covered more home invasion movies while everyone was on quarantine. Oh well, next time. This week we head to France to watch a little film that...
1hr 6m Jun 29, 2020
1hr 6m
264: Ep264: Blood Machines and Blood Quantum w/ The Gay Agenda
Look alive, little losers! June is pride month, so in order to celebrate, the Who Goes There Podcast got gay. Well, by that we mean that we got our good friends Luis and David from the "queer core" band The Gay Agenda. You may remember Luis from our Audition episode (ep203), this time he brought along singer David to discuss their new record Penetrating, out now on La Escalera records. We dive...
1hr 43m Jun 23, 2020
1hr 43m
263: Ep263: The Wretched - WGT
Konichiwa, dorks! I don't know if you've noticed, but there is a global pandemic going on right now. As a result of said pandemic, movies theaters across the country have been forced to close their doors. Well, you know what they say about grey clouds and silver linings? That's right, ya gloomy Gus, drive-in movie theaters are now thriving again, and a little horror film called The Wretched has...
1hr 30m Jun 15, 2020
1hr 30m
262: Ep262: Mutant Blast w/ WWE Superstar Baron Corbin
With all that is going on in not only the world, but our own backyard, it seems inappropriate to be celebrating anything. Well, we reached a pretty important milestone here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Today is 7 years to the day since we posted our very first episode. So in honor of such a big event we brought back our biggest (literally) guest to date. That's right! The haomie Baron Corbin ...
1hr 12m Jun 02, 2020
1hr 12m
261: Ep261: The Beyond - WGT
Blessed be, dumdums! We're back again with another load of horror goodness for your ear...cavities. It should come as no surprise to anyone that I am a huge fan of the films of Lucio Fulci. Likewise, it should come as no surprise that neither Jorge, nor Rhett had seen a Fulci film. This fact makes me a sad panda. The time to rejoice is upon us, ye lil nerds! We're remedying this grave injustice...
1hr 6m May 28, 2020
1hr 6m
260: Ep260: I See You 2019 - WGT
I grew up during the 90's in a very, how can I put this delicately, a household that is white as fuck. If there were two shows that all white people watched in the 90's, those shows were Wings and Mad About You. (If you're white and you say you didn't watch these shows, you're only lying to yourself.) Mad About You aired from the time I was ten until I was seventeen. Not only did young me think...
1hr 10m May 18, 2020
1hr 10m
259: Ep259: Sea Fever - WGT
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! We're setting sail on the high seas for the adventure of a lifetime. This week we've got fiery redheads, tentacles, Irish accents, killer sperm, and all the sailor superstitions that you can shake your rotting oar at. This week we'll be discussing the new sea fairing indie horror darling Sea Fever. (Review at 33:55) In addition to our usual brand of fuckery, we try to fre...
1hr 7m May 11, 2020
1hr 7m
258: Ep258: The Witch: Subversion
White people LOVE Wings!
1hr 16m May 04, 2020
1hr 16m
257: Ep257: August Underground: Mordum
If you like tits, blood, and gore, do we have a show for you!
1hr 35m Apr 21, 2020
1hr 35m
256: Ep256: We Summon The Darkness - WGT
Guess who's back in the motha fuckin house, with mediocre to serviceable reviews for yo' motha fuckin... ears.
58m Apr 14, 2020
58m
20: WGT Classic: Ep20 - 13 Sins w/ Lauren Ashley Carter
Recording problems lead to release of classic WGT episode ft Lauren Ashley Carter
1hr 31m Apr 06, 2020
1hr 31m
254: Ep254: Villains - WGT
Young love meets old white bitches in 2019's Villains
59m Mar 24, 2020
59m
253: Ep253: The Invisible Man 2020
The Gang Gets Invisible, Man.
1hr 10m Mar 17, 2020
1hr 10m
252: Who Goes There Podcast: Ep252 - Verotika
Chris joins the guys to delight in Danzig's first film: Verotika!
1hr 26m Mar 08, 2020
1hr 26m
251: Who Goes There Podcast: Ep251 - VFW
We're taking drugs and smashing thugs with 2019's V.F.W.
1hr 20m Mar 02, 2020
1hr 20m
250: Who Goes There Podcast: Ep250 - After Midnight
Alia is back to discuss After Midnight with the idiots.  We started this show in 2013 and the very first episode we did was on an unknown zombie film called The Battery. During the episode, we were fortunate enough to talk to director Jeremy Gardner who told us about the film he wanted to make next. Seven years later that film has been released under the name After Midnight. (Review at 24:49) W...
1hr 13m Feb 27, 2020
1hr 13m
249: Who Goes There Podcast: Ep249 - GRETEL AND HANSEL
Well, boils and ghouls, we've made it through January! Despite it's reputation for being the time when studios dumb the films they don't have faith in, we got some pretty decent releases. (Check out our reviews for Color Out of Space (https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/317865/who-goes-there-podcast-ep247-color-out-of-space/) and Underwater (https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/317104/who-goes-there...
1hr 4m Feb 15, 2020
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