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Twall and Mblau ya&#39;ll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a &quot;mammal ass bitch&quot; is okay, how Michael jerks off like he&#39;s in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it&#39;s weird to use your grannies iPad to JO.

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The boys take a quiz to find out if they&#39;re smarter than a fifth grader.  Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth  grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test  to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being  someone&#39;s Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a  listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. ...
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60: Growers vs Showers
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The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin&#39; in your roommate&#39;s shampoo bottle and the war between pancakes and waffles. GOT DAMN our d*cks fell off.

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ARE WE LIVE??
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Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they&#39;ve met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more.

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59: Is E.T. F*cking?
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Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast.

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Butt Butlers
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TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What&#39;s a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo.

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58: Big Titty Pudding
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The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn&#39;t cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck &quot;squeak rap&quot; is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don&#39;t. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!!

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Pornstar Kendra Sunderland (UNCUT)
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You know we couldn&#39;t have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit...
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The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck size, Kendra&#39;s crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what &quot;knee sex&quot; is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure.

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56: Balls in Bang?
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The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe&#39;s high school friend that wrote a &quot;how to have sex with a watermelon&quot; book, and the downfall of the razor scooter.  Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio.

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The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central&#39;s Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1580286030" data-format="short_date">Jan 29, 2020</span></span>
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59m
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The Stripper Sex Tales
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Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith&#39;s kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this.

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<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
9m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1580072295" data-format="short_date">Jan 26, 2020</span></span>
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54: The Jerk Off Suicide
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The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!!

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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
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58m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1579669200" data-format="short_date">Jan 22, 2020</span></span>
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58m
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Fleshlights &amp; Toaster Strudel
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Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made.

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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
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10m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1579460409" data-format="short_date">Jan 19, 2020</span></span>
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53: The Drunk Podcast with Yung Gravy (1 Year Anniversary)
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Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more.

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1hr 14m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1579064400" data-format="short_date">Jan 15, 2020</span></span>
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52: Tears and Titties
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The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith&#39;s blood boy.

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59m
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No Jerk January
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TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild?

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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
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6m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1578254373" data-format="short_date">Jan 05, 2020</span></span>
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51: 2020 GOT DAMN
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Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal.

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50m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1577871146" data-format="short_date">Jan 01, 2020</span></span>
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Michael&#39;s Bedroom Bloodbath
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6m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1577649985" data-format="short_date">Dec 29, 2019</span></span>
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50: Merry Stiff-mas
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58m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1577261143" data-format="short_date">Dec 25, 2019</span></span>
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Stiff Socks LIVE
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The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they&#39;ve seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more.

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6m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1577043751" data-format="short_date">Dec 22, 2019</span></span>
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49: We Got Robbed
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The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny&#39;s, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake.

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1hr
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1576658894" data-format="short_date">Dec 18, 2019</span></span>
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Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol.

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58m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1576052148" data-format="short_date">Dec 11, 2019</span></span>
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58m
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Two Tongues, One Witch
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Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup.

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8m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1575788400" data-format="short_date">Dec 08, 2019</span></span>
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The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You&#39;re welcome mom.

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1hr
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1575442509" data-format="short_date">Dec 04, 2019</span></span>
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Trevor Finds His Kink
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The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn&#39;t sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor&#39;s brain. 

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6m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1575223940" data-format="short_date">Dec 01, 2019</span></span>
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46: Sex at 94
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The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode*

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1hr 2m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1574845796" data-format="short_date">Nov 27, 2019</span></span>
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Happy Endings
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The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you&#39;re as high as the moon.

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6m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1574540799" data-format="short_date">Nov 23, 2019</span></span>
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45: Tempurpedic Vagina
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TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket?

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1hr
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1574245331" data-format="short_date">Nov 20, 2019</span></span>
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44: Comedians in Cars Taking Dick Pics
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Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists.

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58m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1573628861" data-format="short_date">Nov 13, 2019</span></span>
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Shitting with no Door
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The boy&#39;s discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe.

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5m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1573285477" data-format="short_date">Nov 09, 2019</span></span>
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43: Jerkin&#39; and Peein&#39;
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Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid&#39;s hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD. 

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51m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1573016400" data-format="short_date">Nov 06, 2019</span></span>
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51m
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42: Freaky Friday
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Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore&#39;s antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast.

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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
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57m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1572447858" data-format="short_date">Oct 30, 2019</span></span>
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Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists.

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59m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1571820468" data-format="short_date">Oct 23, 2019</span></span>
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40: Deleting Hundreds of Nudes
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The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you&#39;re talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses.

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50m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1571215125" data-format="short_date">Oct 16, 2019</span></span>
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38: Tellin&#39; Jokes to Dead People
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The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors.

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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1570607848" data-format="short_date">Oct 09, 2019</span></span>
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38: What Position Were You Conceived In?
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Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne&#39;s general wellbeing. They also discuss a question that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcas...
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1570001069" data-format="short_date">Oct 02, 2019</span></span>
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37: Michael Has a Foot Fetish?
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After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually ...
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36: Trevor Crashes a Party in a Helicopter
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In this week&#39;s episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist.

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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1568784482" data-format="short_date">Sep 18, 2019</span></span>
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35: Trevor&#39;s Sex List
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Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex.

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34: She Sleep With How Many Dudes?
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This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother&#39;s cousin? Also do ya&#39;ll even read this shit?

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33: Small Dick Days
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The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men&#39;s Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses.

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32: Which Cartoon is the Hottest?
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Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government.

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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1566373455" data-format="short_date">Aug 21, 2019</span></span>
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31: Trevor Gets Invited to a Sex Party
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Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog&#39;s ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so.

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47m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1565759065" data-format="short_date">Aug 14, 2019</span></span>
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The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it.

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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1564559489" data-format="short_date">Jul 31, 2019</span></span>
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Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya&#39;ll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, to solving the age old question of whether it&#39;s better to suck 10 dicks 1 time or 1 dick 10 times, because this is a science podcast.

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