Suck n' Tuck
The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick bit off. Hear the full episode AND support the podcast while getting 4 ad-free bonus episodes a month, instant access to the full Patreon back catalog and more for $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m May 09, 2022
11m
172: Spotify Has P*rn??
The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama.  Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the ...
1hr 11m May 04, 2022
1hr 11m
171: GIRLS GONE THIGH'LD
The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Th...
1hr 3m Apr 27, 2022
1hr 3m
Gabe Gets a Yaris Tattoo
Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael d...
13m Apr 25, 2022
13m
170: Hoechella at Coachella
The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law. Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged...
1hr 8m Apr 20, 2022
1hr 8m
169: Craigslist Cooter
The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a.  Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles Ma...
1hr 7m Apr 13, 2022
1hr 7m
Hams Over Miami
The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves  BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club.  They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether  or not they would be able to give birth.  Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Apr 11, 2022
11m
168: The Top 10 Sexiest Jobs
The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month...
1hr 14m Apr 06, 2022
1hr 14m
Flip That Flounder
The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step  dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Apr 04, 2022
12m
167: Jake Paul VS. Will Smith
The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy.  Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at http...
1hr 15m Mar 30, 2022
1hr 15m
166: Bobby Lee's El Camino C*ck
The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy. Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus ...
1hr 39m Mar 23, 2022
1hr 39m
Oh No, Step Bro... I'm Your Wife
 The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn  how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off  room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed  some cues at Trevor's show. 
11m Mar 21, 2022
11m
165: Apple's New Emojis are HORNY
The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass.  Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffs...
1hr 8m Mar 16, 2022
1hr 8m
Papa Nut
The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Mar 14, 2022
12m
164: Trevor Wallace's Biggest Secret
Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back ...
1hr 17m Mar 09, 2022
1hr 17m
163: Trevor & Michael's Bra-off Challenge
The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at ht...
1hr 9m Mar 02, 2022
1hr 9m
Hoes in Hoboken with Akaash Singh
Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2  podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot  fetish.  Hear the full episode, get...
10m Mar 01, 2022
10m
162: Julia Fox Has an Oscar Ass
The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for  $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. get 10%...
1hr 11m Feb 23, 2022
1hr 11m
Sex Club Karaoke
The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing  moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a  listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark.  Support the boys and hear the full episode, plus a bonus episode every Friday, for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
9m Feb 21, 2022
9m
161: Tinder Swindler Has a DONG!
The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffso...
1hr 11m Feb 16, 2022
1hr 11m
Bellybutton Deepthroat
The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB,  how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more.  You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
13m Feb 15, 2022
13m
160: Bang Like a Pilgrim with Emily Willis
The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn.  Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsocks...
1hr 6m Feb 09, 2022
1hr 6m
Piped Out in the Weinermobile
The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Feb 07, 2022
12m
159: How To Slide In Her DMs with Sofia Franklyn
The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish.  Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus...
59m Feb 02, 2022
59m
158: NFTitty with Mia Malkova
The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog...
1hr 19m Jan 26, 2022
1hr 19m
Topped Off For a McChicken
The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms  actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the  world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure  out how to please his girls very specific kink.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Jan 24, 2022
12m
157: Money B*tch Bezos
The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live. Get 4 extra eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sp...
1hr 3m Jan 19, 2022
1hr 3m
156: Drake's Hot Sauce Surprise
The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out  why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter. Get 4 bonus eps a month and access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/st...
56m Jan 12, 2022
56m
Holographic Strippers
The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Jan 11, 2022
11m
155: Reviewing Most Watched P-Hub Content of 2021
The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer. Support the pod, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and unlock access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks ...
1hr 11m Jan 05, 2022
1hr 11m
4D Print a Pocket P**sy
The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a  flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut  lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like  and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years  ago. 
11m Jan 03, 2022
11m
154: Frozen Hot Dog Hooha
The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hel...
1hr 3m Dec 29, 2021
1hr 3m
Yelp a Sex Club
The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk  offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just  modern day beanie babies.  Support the pod and hear the full episode + get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
9m Dec 27, 2021
9m
153: Trevor Gets Some Foot Action
The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess ...
1hr 11m Dec 22, 2021
1hr 11m
Michael's El Pollo Loco Fight Night
The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax,  and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the  work n' jerk and hear about Michael's recent experience at an El Pollo  Loco.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Dec 20, 2021
12m
152: The Two-Tone Bone
The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Quip for sponso...
1hr 6m Dec 15, 2021
1hr 6m
CSI: Thigh-ami
The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10  year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and  her boyfriends new fetish and wonder if The Rock would win a  presidential election. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.co...
12m Dec 13, 2021
12m
151: Getting Blue Balled with Bradley Martyn
The boys are joined by podcaster, youtuber, all-around buff guy Bradley Martyn for a wild ride of a conversation about starting an Onlyfans, getting footjobs in Costa Rica, and what it's like to be super strong with a hog. They also riff on rub n' tugs and help a listener who can't stop jerkin' it. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at h...
1hr 1m Dec 08, 2021
1hr 1m
Yes, SIR.
The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more.  Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the cummunity in the stiff socks discord for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Dec 06, 2021
11m
150: Michael's Magic Mike Days
The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop Sk...
1hr 5m Dec 01, 2021
1hr 5m
Long Dong Silvers
The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind.  Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and make Gabe get a Yaris tattoo for $5/month at https:/www.patre...
12m Nov 30, 2021
12m
149: Ground HOG Day
The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (110 episodes!!) and more for $5 a...
1hr 1m Nov 24, 2021
1hr 1m
You Bukkake You Buy It
The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird  disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a  sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to 110 patreon exclusive episodes, and join the private stiff socks discord for just $5 at https://www.patreon.com/...
12m Nov 23, 2021
12m
148: Digital Cucking with Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat
The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having sex to music, and how to get more adventurous in the bedroom. Get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.co...
1hr 21m Nov 17, 2021
1hr 21m
Cooter Time at Tutor Time (Live from NYC)
The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst  kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York gets Michael rocked tf up. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes every month, plus instant access to the Patreon back catalog (100+ episodes), legendary interviews too wild for the main feed, and access to the super secret Stiff Socks disco...
10m Nov 15, 2021
10m
147: Milked on Friendsgiving
The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.liquiddea...
1hr 5m Nov 10, 2021
1hr 5m
146: Intermittent Fapping
Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph. Get tickets to Stiff Socks LIVE in NYC at https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3294/20211109-1000-pm...
1hr 3m Nov 03, 2021
1hr 3m
145: Pumpkin Spice Labia
The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex. Get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% of...
1hr 1m Oct 27, 2021
1hr 1m
144: Trevor is a Founding Father
2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 athttps://www.patreon.com/stiffsocksp...
1hr 3m Oct 20, 2021
1hr 3m
Red, White, and Blue Chew
The boys riff on thumbs in  butts, facesitting, and getting head on a  work  call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and  figure out if there's anything more horny  than  war horny. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
9m Oct 19, 2021
9m