143: Cooter Pond
The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so  hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at  https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Than...
1hr 9m Oct 13, 2021
1hr 9m
142: Millenial Life Crisis
The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy  bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episod...
1hr 4m Oct 06, 2021
1hr 4m
Do Bees Bang?
The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own  face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn  about clap cleats  and give some advice to a listener about dealing with  hecklers on stage. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Oct 05, 2021
11m
141: LIVE FROM VEGAS... It's Stiff Socks
The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in pub...
52m Sep 29, 2021
52m
140: Is Trevor Submissive?
It’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finger, and how spa music is definitely written with post nut clarity. They also debate jerking off in a cemetery, fuckboy breakups, and how Trev is getting new kinds of kinky. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog ...
56m Sep 22, 2021
56m
139: Rocked Up in Church
The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://w...
1hr 5m Sep 15, 2021
1hr 5m
Bon AppéQueef
Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for  bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn  collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom.  They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and  give some  advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acc...
12m Sep 13, 2021
12m
138: Scissor Me September
The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 100 Patreon episodes for $5/month ...
56m Sep 08, 2021
56m
[BONUS EPISODE] Badussy on Ice (Patreon EP. 98)
To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed.   The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at ...
59m Sep 06, 2021
59m
137: Rocked Up at 2PM in Toronto
The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (99 episodes!) and the exclusive Stiff Socks discord for $5/month ...
58m Sep 01, 2021
58m
Lululemon Cum Rag Money
 The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos,  broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like.  haaaaammmBURGER.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
9m Aug 31, 2021
9m
136: Chad Stole Trevor's Girl feat. Cherdleys
The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/mon...
1hr 18m Aug 25, 2021
1hr 18m
Badussy on Ice
The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon bac...
11m Aug 23, 2021
11m
135: A Quick Hit of Cooter
Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with our code SOCKS at htt...
1hr Aug 18, 2021
1hr
134: All Limbs No C*ck
Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped fo...
1hr 1m Aug 11, 2021
1hr 1m
Juulchie
The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about  how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a  pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the  whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH? Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Aug 10, 2021
11m
133: Trevor Wallace Got Hard at Hard Summer
 Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog (...
1hr 5m Aug 04, 2021
1hr 5m
Fingered in the Carpool Lane
the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks. Get the full episode and instant access to the entire patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffs...
11m Aug 02, 2021
11m
132: Blau Got Covid
Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Than...
58m Jul 28, 2021
58m
Lieutenant Seymour Daddy
 Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives  them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met  outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest  app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his  cockola.  Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 ...
11m Jul 26, 2021
11m
131: The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat
The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ...
1hr 6m Jul 21, 2021
1hr 6m
Jerk Off in a Tesla
 This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right  time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and  declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and  hailing taxis in movies is a hoax.  Get the full episode + instant access to 90+ exclusive stiff socks episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Jul 19, 2021
11m
130: Michael's Foursome Update... Takes a Turn
holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how  budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at http://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode.Get 25% off at http://liquidiv.com ...
1hr 3m Jul 14, 2021
1hr 3m
129: Can Gingers Cum?
The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (90+ episodes) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get ...
1hr 2m Jul 07, 2021
1hr 2m
128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot
The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hone...
1hr 10m Jun 30, 2021
1hr 10m
Cum N' Hoe
The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster,  figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and  get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly  relationship. u already know it's a science podcast. Hear the full episode, + get 4 exclusive episodes a month and instant access to the ENTIRE patreon back catalog (90 episodes!) for $5/month ...
10m Jun 28, 2021
10m
127: Books Make Me Horny
The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret. Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at https://www.warbyparker.com/socks. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% o...
1hr 4m Jun 23, 2021
1hr 4m
126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal
 Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at https://www.stiffsocks...
56m Jun 16, 2021
56m
Seal Team D.I.C.K.
 The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company,  discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is  super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
10m Jun 14, 2021
10m
125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic
Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheat...
1hr 3m Jun 09, 2021
1hr 3m
124: Peg Leg Pleasure
The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and isntant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this...
1hr 4m Jun 02, 2021
1hr 4m
Mommy Milker Mondays
 The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with  weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus  thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that  had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at https:/...
12m May 31, 2021
12m
123: How To Have a Foursome
GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish fo...
1hr 9m May 26, 2021
1hr 9m
Reverb the Coochie
 The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet  personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
10m May 24, 2021
10m
122: Cock Kebobs
Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this ep...
1hr 4m May 19, 2021
1hr 4m
Trev Got DMed by WHO??
We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys  riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in  bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m May 17, 2021
11m
121: Trevor's Bad at Fingering?
The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all Patreon episodes for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod TREV'S MASTERCLASS: https://trevormasterclass.teachable...
1hr 7m May 12, 2021
1hr 7m
120: Trader Hoes
 The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back ca...
1hr 17m May 05, 2021
1hr 17m
Taxidermy a Butt Plug
The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to  Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you  shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
10m May 04, 2021
10m
119: Banging Both Brothers?
The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE! Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsoc...
1hr 14m Apr 28, 2021
1hr 14m
Sucked Off by a Sandwich
 This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to t...
11m Apr 23, 2021
11m
118: NFT that c*ochie
The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon...
1hr 9m Apr 21, 2021
1hr 9m
117: Bowflex the Vulva
Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% ...
59m Apr 14, 2021
59m
Miata of a P*ssy
The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Apr 12, 2021
11m
116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster
Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.c...
1hr 18m Apr 07, 2021
1hr 18m
Cute-toes-is
The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends.  also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back cat...
11m Apr 06, 2021
11m
115: Vagina is Dude Melatonin
The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsori...
1hr 17m Mar 31, 2021
1hr 17m
Drive-Thru in the Bang Bus (Miami Recap w/ Peter Green)
Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys recap the Florida trip, talk about how aggressive Miami is,  riff on how everyone has a hangover cure, and learn what gaslighting is. Plus, Peter Green joins the show to celebrate 7k and give a Patreon exclusive post-Bang Bus interview. They ta...
11m Mar 29, 2021
11m
114: LIVE from the Bang Bus
Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid I.V. for ...
1hr 11m Mar 24, 2021
1hr 11m
113: Mannequin Masturbation
The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast. Get four bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get an extra three months fre...
1hr 3m Mar 17, 2021
1hr 3m