Sucked Off by a Sandwich
 This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to t...
11m Apr 23, 2021
11m
118: NFT that c*ochie
The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon...
1hr 9m Apr 21, 2021
1hr 9m
117: Bowflex the Vulva
Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% ...
59m Apr 14, 2021
59m
Miata of a P*ssy
The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Apr 12, 2021
11m
116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster
Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.c...
1hr 18m Apr 07, 2021
1hr 18m
Cute-toes-is
The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends.  also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back cat...
11m Apr 06, 2021
11m
115: Vagina is Dude Melatonin
The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsori...
1hr 17m Mar 31, 2021
1hr 17m
Drive-Thru in the Bang Bus (Miami Recap w/ Peter Green)
Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys recap the Florida trip, talk about how aggressive Miami is,  riff on how everyone has a hangover cure, and learn what gaslighting is. Plus, Peter Green joins the show to celebrate 7k and give a Patreon exclusive post-Bang Bus interview. They ta...
11m Mar 29, 2021
11m
114: LIVE from the Bang Bus
Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid I.V. for ...
1hr 11m Mar 24, 2021
1hr 11m
113: Mannequin Masturbation
The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast. Get four bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get an extra three months fre...
1hr 3m Mar 17, 2021
1hr 3m
Tug Yer Tooter
The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Mar 15, 2021
11m
112: Phone Sex Playbook
Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thank...
1hr Mar 10, 2021
1hr
Blau with the Pow
The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game.  Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Mar 08, 2021
11m
111: Milion Dollar Ballsack w/ Steve-O
The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for s...
1hr 12m Mar 03, 2021
1hr 12m
Interviewing Michael's Dad
The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best.  Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiff...
10m Feb 26, 2021
10m
110: Salt Bae'd with Semen
The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off wi...
1hr 9m Feb 24, 2021
1hr 9m
Coat of Cum
The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school. Get the full episode plus 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (...
10m Feb 18, 2021
10m
109: Trevor Makes a Porno
Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get...
1hr 7m Feb 17, 2021
1hr 7m
108: losing vcards w/ bbno$
bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreo...
1hr 17m Feb 10, 2021
1hr 17m
Sucked Off in the Beamer
The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Pa...
12m Feb 08, 2021
12m
107: Trevor got a p*ssy... cat
The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast. Get for 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod T...
1hr 2m Feb 03, 2021
1hr 2m
Fact Checking Michael's Dick Game: The Interview
The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon....
13m Feb 02, 2021
13m
106: Footjobs in Phoenix
The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue...
1hr Jan 27, 2021
1hr
Three Finger Freak
 The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Jan 26, 2021
12m
105: Bear Rug Cum Towel
Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for spon...
1hr 14m Jan 20, 2021
1hr 14m
Pussy Flu (Live Episode)
The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail? Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/s...
12m Jan 19, 2021
12m
104: Trevor's Biggest Fuck-up
Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and inst...
1hr 4m Jan 13, 2021
1hr 4m
Michael's Looking for Love
 The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny  is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the  best way to find it. Hear the rest of this episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and gain instant access to t...
11m Jan 11, 2021
11m
103: Post Nut Clarity at the Club
Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire  Patreon back catalog fo...
1hr 17m Jan 06, 2021
1hr 17m
Wet Wet-o-meter
Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Jan 04, 2021
12m
102: Cumming Too Quick is a Hoax
The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science. Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod (https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod)
1hr 7m Dec 30, 2020
1hr 7m
Where's Waldo Titties
MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Dec 29, 2020
11m
101: Tiny Meat Gang Joins Stiff Socks
Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this ep...
1hr Dec 23, 2020
1hr
Nutter Udders
The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with  Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians. Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!
12m Dec 22, 2020
12m
100: JOing with a Satanist
Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail? Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hello Tushy for spon...
1hr 12m Dec 16, 2020
1hr 12m
Bangin' Beef Wellington
The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the  Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5...
14m Dec 15, 2020
14m
99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"
Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science. Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code ...
1hr 3m Dec 09, 2020
1hr 3m
98: OnlyFans in the Airbnb
The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE. Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Tha...
1hr 12m Dec 02, 2020
1hr 12m
Cum Brûlée
The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.
13m Dec 01, 2020
13m
97: Is Nutting Better with Covid?
Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science. Get 4 extra episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5/month on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Talkspace for sponsorin...
1hr 11m Nov 25, 2020
1hr 11m
Who Wants Dessert?
The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick. Get the rest of this episode, four bonus episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5 by subscribing on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com...
12m Nov 23, 2020
12m
96: Stiff Socks has the 'Rona
Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week. Get four extra episodes a month for $5 athttps://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to S...
1hr 10m Nov 18, 2020
1hr 10m
Dick Karaoke
The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
13m Nov 16, 2020
13m
95: Ambi-dicks-terous
The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on.  Get four extra exclusive episodes a month for only $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for spo...
1hr 4m Nov 10, 2020
1hr 4m
Horny at Tender Greens?
Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast! Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get four extra episodes a month for only $5 at h...
11m Nov 10, 2020
11m
94: Banging a Witch
Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science. Get 4 extra episodes a month on Patreon for only $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.hawthor...
1hr 9m Nov 04, 2020
1hr 9m
Squirters on the Top Bunk
The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from  Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH? Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Nov 02, 2020
11m
93: Eating Ass on the Lord's Day
The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science.  Get an extra episode a week and exclusive bonus content for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to NU-X for sponsoring this episode. Use our code SOCKS for 20% off your order at https://www.nu-x....
1hr 7m Oct 28, 2020
1hr 7m
Yung Gravy Part 2
The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, explain his beef with unzipped hoodies, and talk about the time he got kicked out of a comedy show. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.pat...
12m Oct 26, 2020
12m
92: Yung Gravy Joins the Bang Bus
Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family. Get tickets to Trevor's virtual show at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trevor-wallace-live-from-2020-tickets-124772254171 Thanks to DHM Det...
1hr 9m Oct 21, 2020
1hr 9m