Frisky Business
The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves. Hear the rest of this episode along with 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
12m Oct 19, 2020
12m
91: Michael Goes Celibate?
The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH?? Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Ship Station for sponsoring this e...
1hr 15m Oct 14, 2020
1hr 15m
Fuckin' in the Bubble
The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get an extra episode a week for $5/month. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
10m Oct 12, 2020
10m
90: U-Hauling Your Meat Wagon
Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science. Get an exclusive bonus episode every week for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this ep...
1hr 3m Oct 07, 2020
1hr 3m
Stoned Socks
Where the fuck do we really even start?  Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma.  Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time.  Also maybe it was ...
11m Oct 06, 2020
11m
89: Ass Pro Shop
TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at https://www.manscaped.com with the ...
59m Sep 30, 2020
59m
23 & Me but for Dicks
 The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope  didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex  coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Sep 27, 2020
11m
88: Eating Wings on Rimjob Night
Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE. Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at ht...
1hr 3m Sep 23, 2020
1hr 3m
Patreon 50: Pledge Allegiance to the P*ssy
The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at https:...
13m Sep 20, 2020
13m
87: Amazon a Butt Plug
The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science. Want an extra episode a week? Join Patreon for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsori...
58m Sep 16, 2020
58m
Go Go Gadget Dick
Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it,  but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up  about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and  talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb  in your ass. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get a bonus episode every week for $5/month. www....
13m Sep 14, 2020
13m
86: Ghosts and Handjobs
Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe. Want an extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this e...
1hr 5m Sep 09, 2020
1hr 5m
Jabba the Nut
The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how  horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael  auditioned for Star Wars. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 bonus episodes a month. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Sep 07, 2020
11m
85: Trevor Finds His G-Spot
Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture. Extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to M...
1hr 10m Sep 02, 2020
1hr 10m
Fig Noot'in
The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 exclusive bonus episodes a month. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
13m Aug 31, 2020
13m
84: Dropping Dick Off
The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast. Want 4 extra episodes a month? Become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Express VPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 mo...
1hr 9m Aug 26, 2020
1hr 9m
Trevor Can't Swim?
Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The  boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot  probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty  shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that  fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.   Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclus...
11m Aug 24, 2020
11m
83: Dry Hump Winter Formal
Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast. Want an extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Go t...
1hr 1m Aug 19, 2020
1hr 1m
Titfoot
 Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive episodes a month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11m Aug 18, 2020
11m
82: School of Hard Nuts
Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at htt...
1hr 7m Aug 12, 2020
1hr 7m
The Boys Went Live
Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael.  Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
10m Aug 09, 2020
10m
81: Trevor and his Girlfriend Watched Porn for the First TIme
Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sp...
1hr 17m Aug 05, 2020
1hr 17m
Cumming in Braille
 The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside.   Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 43 Patreon ...
11m Aug 02, 2020
11m
80: Carol Baskin Be F*ckin
On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row.  Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
1hr 5m Jul 29, 2020
1hr 5m
To-Go Titties
The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
11m Jul 27, 2020
11m
79: How Long Could You Last on the Bang Bus?
The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at https://www.NoDaysWastedco....
1hr 9m Jul 22, 2020
1hr 9m
Ass Masterclass
Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
10m Jul 19, 2020
10m
78: White Claw Porn
TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at https://www.manscaped.com w...
1hr 12m Jul 15, 2020
1hr 12m
77: Strippers vs Birthday Cakes
Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast. Check out the new merch! https://stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com/ Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at https://www.NoDaysWastedco.com Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this epi...
1hr Jul 08, 2020
1hr
Double Dribble Dick
The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more. Want the full episode? https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
13m Jul 06, 2020
13m
Interviewing Trevor's Girlfriend
The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE. Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSoc...
16m Jul 02, 2020
16m
76: Am I Eskimo Bros with Dan Bilzerian?
The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with the promo code SOCKS at www.B...
59m Jul 01, 2020
59m
75: Worst Fake ID Stories
The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! h...
1hr 1m Jun 24, 2020
1hr 1m
Oompa Loompa's Got Ass
The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN. Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
15m Jun 23, 2020
15m
74: A Facetime Facial
The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe? Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co (https://hawthorne.co/) Want an EXTRA episode a week? Bec...
1hr 2m Jun 17, 2020
1hr 2m
Kingdom of Anal
Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting more into anal as he gets older. Plus the fundamental question of the universe: what if dicks got wet instead of vaginas? This is a The Bachelor recap podcast.  
12m Jun 14, 2020
12m
73: Dr. Finger Bang
Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life. Thanks to Manscaped sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your Manscaped order use promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com (https://...
1hr 2m Jun 10, 2020
1hr 2m
Eu-cum-lyptus
The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's, and then dive deep on a listener question about the weirdest place they've ever regrouped.  Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
11m Jun 07, 2020
11m
72: Speedometer for your D*ck
As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science. 
59m May 27, 2020
59m
Everybody F*ckin'
The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
16m May 25, 2020
16m
71: Boner Cam
The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you u...
1hr 10m May 20, 2020
1hr 10m
Handjobs from Ursula
The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on  at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high  in class, when your dick falls out during sex,  pinch-runners for  fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut.  Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
18m May 18, 2020
18m
70: My Dog Ate My Condom
Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.mansc...
1hr 3m May 13, 2020
1hr 3m
2FineNubstein (Live Episode)
The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish,  discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about  why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg? Want the full episode? Become a patron! http://www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
14m May 11, 2020
14m
69: Penis Pals
AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t  the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast. Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE when you use the...
1hr 6m May 06, 2020
1hr 6m
Michael Pees Wrong?
The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee,  whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about t...
18m May 02, 2020
18m
68: Pube Stache
The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
58m Apr 29, 2020
58m
Phone Facials
The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation  about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn.  Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex  laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for  jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might  have murdered someone?? This is a ...
10m Apr 27, 2020
10m
67: The British are Cumming
ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stif...
50m Apr 22, 2020
50m
The Gabe Interview
Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
7m Apr 21, 2020
7m