Little Italy, Wearing Pants, and a Sonny Update
In this Very Special Episode sponsored by Tommy John, we review the Italian-Canadian rom-com Little Italy. Oofah, how did this movie ever get made? JVL finds Emma Roberts irresistable. Sonny ranks the movie's stereotypes, from best to worst. Vic resists wearing pants to the office. Plus Sonny reassures us he is fine.
57m Jun 12, 2020
57m
The Lighthouse, Fancy Faucets, and HD DVD
In this latest episode sponsored by Tommy John and DoorDash, we discuss the indie-horror film The Lighthouse starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson. Sonny liked it, obviously. Vic didn't understand it, obviously. JVL rediscovers his HD DVD player. Plus advice on where to buy fancy faucets!
57m Jun 05, 2020
57m
Under the Silver Lake, the Tenet Trailer, and Pizza Boxes
In this latest episode, we review Under the Silver Lake starring Andrew Garfield. Sonny and JVL can't stop gushing about it. Vic could not make sense of it.
56m May 27, 2020
56m
Capone, Casinos, and Bennies!
In this latest episode sponsored by Tommy John, we discuss the new movie Capone starring Tom Hardy, and for once we all agree: It stinks!
59m May 18, 2020
59m
Flash Gordon, ZZ Top Lyrics, and Vic’s Basement
In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the soon-to-be-rereleased Flash Gordon. JVL calls it a psycho-sexual masterpiece. Sonny thought less of it. Vic explains why he's recording in his basement. Plus ZZ Top lyrics explained!
1hr 1m May 11, 2020
1hr 1m
Val Kilmer, Netflix Numbers, and Swag!
In this latest episode, we discuss Val Kilmer, who has a new memoir, I'm Your Huckleberry.
56m May 05, 2020
56m
Extraction, Chris Hemsworth, and Graphing Calculators!
In this latest episode, we discuss the new Netflix movie Extraction starring Chris Hemsworth. Sonny likes it enough, JVL finds it derivative, and Vic loves the grenade launcher. Sonny shares news about They Called Me Wyatt, a new book from Rebeller Media. JVL shares his conspiracy theory about graphing calculators. And Vic makes his own simple syrup.
53m Apr 28, 2020
53m
Michael Jordan, The Batman, and Cassette Tapes!
On this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the new Michael Jordan documentary The Last Dance. JVL calls it hagiography. Sonny loves Rick Fox. Vic struggles with his Dikembe Mutombo impression. Plus Guitar Hero, cassette tapes, and the true nature of The Batman!
1hr 14m Apr 21, 2020
1hr 14m
Gladiator, Tombstone, and Rankings!
In this latest episode we discuss the 20th anniversary of Gladiator. Could it be Ridley Scott's best movie, Russell Crowe's best role, or the best gladiator movie of all time?
1hr 4m Apr 14, 2020
1hr 4m
Louis CK, Wrestlemania, and Old Fashioneds
On this latest episode, we discuss the return of comedian Louis CK in Sincerely. JVL explains Wrestlemania amid a pandemic. Vic wants more free TV—a lot more. And Sonny suffers an Old Fashioned disaster. Plus Manhattans, movie releases, and Immobiliare!
58m Apr 07, 2020
58m
Tiger King, Cinema in Crisis, and Family Blackjack
On this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker and DoorDash, we break down the Netflix docuseries Tiger King. JVL calls it an indictment against democracy. Vic calls it aspirational. Sonny discusses movie-making in the time of coronavirus. Plus JVL on family blackjack and Vic's tips for hot bars (which may or may not come back).
1hr 4m Mar 30, 2020
1hr 4m
The Hunt, Box Office Breakdown, and Dietary Dilemmas
On this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker, we review The Hunt, which we all saw from the comfort of our homes! Sonny discusses the dismal fate of movie theaters. JVL replaces the "Freshman 15" with the "COVID 19." Vic eats everything before it spoils and sometimes a little after.
1hr 3m Mar 22, 2020
1hr 3m
Pandemic Movies, Social Distancing, and Hollywood in Chaos
In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and Calm, we discuss pandemic movies like Outbreak and even War of the Worlds. Sonny relates his own "contagion" experience. JVL doesn't want to touch anything (nothing new there), and Vic plays Axis & Allies.
1hr 3m Mar 12, 2020
1hr 3m
Hunters, Hoyas, and Hollywood Goes Viral
In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon, we discuss the Amazon Prime Holocaust revenge series Hunters—in bad taste or just derivative? Sonny and JVL talk about the impact of the Corona virus on the film industry. Vic and JVL felt old returning to Georgetown. Plus a review of the Union and Penn Station Acela lounges!
56m Mar 05, 2020
56m
Parasite, Capitalism, and Cosplay with Sonny
In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and Calm, we discuss the Oscar-winning Parasite. JVL has a deep take on the plight of the proletariat. Vic once worked for Korean bosses. Sonny recounts the Rebeller screening of VFW and meeting fans of the show. Plus thoughts on Sonic the Hedgehog, The Call of the Wild, and Lenten sacrifices!
53m Feb 27, 2020
53m
Birds of Prey, the Oscars, and Gym Fees!
In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss <em>Birds of Prey</em>. JVL has thoughts on toxic masculinity. Sonny reveals just how difficult it is to end your gym membership. Vic breaks out the Quadrant Calculator. Plus Oscar talk and that new trailer for <em>The French Dispatch</em>—more Wes Anderson than Wes Anderson!
59m Feb 13, 2020
59m
The Gentlemen, Big Plungers, and Sonny’s Return
In this latest episode sponsored by Calm, we discuss Guy Ritchie's <em>The Gentlemen</em>. Sonny goes on a cable rant. JVL buys a new plunger. Vic confuses Spectrum with Spectravision. Plus making the case for the seaward!
52m Feb 06, 2020
52m
Amazing Movies, Coaching, and Hoya Saxa!
In this latest episode sponsored by Calm and DoorDash, we discuss the box office and some of our favorite movies. Cillizza can't say enough about <em>Sucker Punch</em>. Vic does a Hoya Q&A while JVL listens patiently. Cillizza and JVL talk sports while Vic listens patiently. Plus <em>Revenge of the Sith</em>, stomach flu, and a Jonah Nolan story!
39m Jan 30, 2020
39m
Bad Boys for Life, Strong Coffee, and the Best Movie of the 2010s?
In this latest episode, sponsored by SwagRight.com, we discuss &lt;i&gt;Bad Boys for Life&lt;/i&gt;. JVL has words for an unkind reviewer. Sonny prepares for his big move. Vic makes coffee for a hundred people. Plus a ranking of the best movies of the 2010s!
1hr Jan 23, 2020
1hr
1917, Cigar Smoking, and More Star Wars!
In this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker and SwagRight.com, we discuss the World War I drama &lt;i&gt;1917&lt;/i&gt;. JVL loved it, but is it too gimmicky, Sonny wonders? Vic&#039;s mouth feels like an ashtray. Plus that other Star Wars script—more Rose, please!
57m Jan 16, 2020
57m
Uncut Gems, Fantasy Island, and New Year’s Resolutions
In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash, Calm, and SwagRight.com, we discuss <i>Uncut Gems</i> starring Adam Sandler. JVL was not exactly a fan. Sonny talks about <a href="https://www.rebellermedia.com/">Rebeller</a>. Vic wants to read more in the new year. Plus the new <i>Fantasy Island</i>!
56m Jan 09, 2020
56m
The Rise of Skywalker, the Future of Star Wars, and Musicals!
In this holiday episode, sponsored by SwagRight.com, we take on &lt;i&gt;Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker&lt;/i&gt;. JVL remembers his rowing days. Sonny hates musicals. Vic likes clementines. Plus we open presents!
1hr 8m Dec 23, 2019
1hr 8m
Richard Jewell, RebellerMedia, and Multiple Martinis
In this latest episode, sponsored by Circle and SwagRight.com, we discuss Clint Eastwood&#039;s latest film &lt;i&gt;Richard Jewell&lt;/i&gt;. JVL breaks down the media controversy. Sonny reveals RebellerMedia.com. Vic is just trying to survive the week.
1hr 8m Dec 20, 2019
1hr 8m
The Mandalorian, Baby Yoda, and Acela First Class
In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the Disney+ series &lt;em&gt;The Mandalorian&lt;/em&gt; and the future of the Star Wars franchise. JVL rides the Acela first class—and is never going back! Vic makes a surprise visit to an old steakhouse. And Sonny thinks Baby Yoda is ... fine.
1hr 1m Dec 12, 2019
1hr 1m
The Irishman, Hoyas, and that Peloton Ad
In this latest episode, sponsored by Circle and Calm, we discuss Martin Scorsese&#039;s &lt;i&gt;The Irishman. &lt;/i&gt;Sonny thinks it&#039;s way too long. JVL questions if it&#039;s even cinema. Vic couldn&#039;t get enough of it! Plus Hoya basketball drama and that Peloton commercial!
1hr 6m Dec 05, 2019
1hr 6m
Jojo Rabbit, Midway, and Thanksgiving Movies
In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon sponsored by Circle and ExpressVPN, we discuss &lt;i&gt;Midway&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Jojo Rabbit&lt;/i&gt; (finally!) and Thanksgiving movies—is there anything better than &lt;i&gt;The Godfather&lt;/i&gt; marathon? Vic has a Peloton update! And did someone see &lt;em&gt;Frozen 2&lt;/em&gt;?
1hr 12m Nov 26, 2019
1hr 12m
Ford v Ferrari, High Octane Coffee, and Diet Tips
In this latest episode, sponsored by Ethos and DoorDash, we discuss the racing movie &lt;i&gt;Ford v Ferrari&lt;/i&gt;. JVL brings in a heart-pounding Drink of the Week. Sonny explains the magic behind his weight loss. Vic discovers Peloton. And why did &lt;i&gt;Charlie&#039;s Angels&lt;/i&gt; bomb?
56m Nov 21, 2019
56m
Terminator Dark Fate, Star Wars, and Powdered Peanut Butter
We review &lt;i&gt;Terminator: Dark Fate&lt;/i&gt;. Sonny goes off on pointless sequels. JVL discovers powdered peanut butter. And Vic goes to Maggiano&#039;s. Plus the future of Star Wars and Condé Nast!
1hr Nov 07, 2019
1hr
The World Series, Dolemite, and Box Office Mojo
In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash and ExpressVPN, we discuss Eddie Murphy&#039;s &lt;i&gt;Dolemite Is My Name&lt;/i&gt;. But that&#039;s after Sonny takes issue with BoxOfficeMojo.com. AND after JVL recounts his time at the World Series. AND after Vic responds to demand for a Vic Doll.
1hr Oct 31, 2019
1hr
Zombieland, Star Wars, and Hospital Cafeterias!
In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon sponsored by Calm and Ethos life insurance, we discuss&lt;em&gt; Zombieland 2: Double Tap&lt;/em&gt;. JVL is going to the World Series! Vic reviews hospital cafeteria food. And special guest Mary Katharine Ham takes the hot seat!
56m Oct 24, 2019
56m
Gemini Man, World Series Tix, and the Death of 3D
On this week&#039;s episode, guest-host Matthew Continetti fills in for Vic Matus as the gang discusses Ang Lee&#039;s use of high frame rate 3D in Gemini Man. Also: how much is too much to spend on World Series tickets?
54m Oct 17, 2019
54m
Joker, TV Dinners, and DIY Plumbing
In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon sponsored by DoorDash, we tackle Todd Phillips&#039;s &lt;i&gt;Joker&lt;/i&gt;. Is Joaquin Phoenix acting or &#039;actoring&#039;? JVL and Vic remember their favorite TV dinners. Sonny saves money by fixing his own toilet!
46m Oct 10, 2019
46m
Rambo: Last Blood and Sonny’s Fashion Statement
In this latest Sub-Beacon, sponsored by Calm and ExpressVPN, we discuss &lt;i&gt;Rambo: Last Blood&lt;/i&gt;, which JVL found deeply problematic. Vic found it easy to understand. Sonny wears linen in October! Plus more Civ talk and &lt;i&gt;Descendants 3&lt;/i&gt;!
56m Oct 03, 2019
56m
Sad Dads in Space, Plus a Rambo Revolt
On this week&#039;s episode, sponsored by Ethos Life Insurance, Matthew Continetti fills in for Vic Matus. Sonny plays host, probably poorly. JVL gets hard. And the Sub-Beaconers hear that the &lt;em&gt;Free Beacon&lt;/em&gt; is none-too-happy about American icon John Rambo being ignored on this installment of the Sub-Beacon, which covers &lt;em&gt;Ad Astra&lt;/em&gt;.
1hr Sep 26, 2019
1hr
Hustlers, Briefcases, and Endless Trailers
In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the amazing &lt;i&gt;Hustlers&lt;/i&gt;. Or at least Vic and JVL thought it was amazing. Sonny gets into briefcases. Vic eats a Pittsburger. Plus what&#039;s with all the movie trailers?
53m Sep 19, 2019
53m
Dave Chappelle, the Mandalorian, and IKEA
In this latest episode sponsored by Calm and NetSuite, we discuss Dave Chappelle's <i>Sticks & Stones</i> and the state of stand-up comedy. JVL really hates IKEA. Sonny is feeling old. Vic shares his lab results. Plus talk about <i>The Mandalorian</i> trailer!
1hr 7m Sep 12, 2019
1hr 7m
Good Boys and that Star Wars Trailer
In this latest episode, sponsored by ExpressVPN, we discuss the surprisingly poignant &lt;i&gt;Good Boys&lt;/i&gt;. Sonny makes the case for &lt;i&gt;Olympus Has Fallen&lt;/i&gt;. JVL and Vic have a therapy session. Plus JVL reacts to that amazing new Star Wars trailer!
54m Sep 05, 2019
54m
Springsteen, Spider-Man, and Stranger Things
In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and NetSuite, we tackle the Springsteen-themed &lt;i&gt;Blinded by the Light&lt;/i&gt;—how could the Boss let this happen? Sonny discusses the Spider-Man situation. Vic has a barbershop dilemma. And special guest host Matt Continetti has an idea for &lt;i&gt;Stranger Things 4&lt;/i&gt;! The Sub-Beacon will return after Labor Day. Happy end of summer!
1hr Aug 22, 2019
1hr
Scary Stories and Maybe Dora?
In this episode, sponsored by Blinds.com and Calm, Sonny and Vic discuss &lt;i&gt;Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark&lt;/i&gt;. JVL hates scary movies so he saw ... something else. Sonny eats deep-fried deviled eggs and JVL still hates mayo.
53m Aug 15, 2019
53m
Hobbs and Shaw and Books About Movies
In this latest episode, sponsored by ExpressVPN and LendingClub, we try to make sense of <i>Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw</i>. JVL sees a few minor problems with the plot. Sonny recommends books about film. And Vic has a <i>Red Dawn</i> revelation!
53m Aug 08, 2019
53m
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Word Processing!
In this latest episode, sponsored by Quip and Blinds.com, we discuss &lt;i&gt;Once Upon a Time in Hollywood&lt;/i&gt; and the Tarantino oeuvre. JVL talks about word processing. Sonny ignores Facebook birthday wishes. Vic defends his mochi theft!
1hr 6m Aug 01, 2019
1hr 6m
The Lion King, Top Gun 2, and Stealing Salad
In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash, we review &lt;i&gt;The Lion King&lt;/i&gt; remake—was there really a need? Sonny has gone haircut crazy. JVL provides tips on cleaning a Keurig. And Vic denies stealing salad. Plus &lt;i&gt;Top Gun 2&lt;/i&gt; trailer talk!
54m Jul 25, 2019
54m
Stuber, Star Wars, and Blessed Prime Day
In this latest episode, sponsored by Calm and LendingClub, we discuss &lt;i&gt;Stuber&lt;/i&gt;. JVL celebrates Prime Day by getting a canopy. Vic compares himself to Dave Bautista. Sonny sorts through his Criterion Collection. Plus: Star Wars time travel theories and a buddy cop ranking!
1hr 2m Jul 18, 2019
1hr 2m
Toy Story 4, Ranking Pixar, and Buffet Rules
In this latest episode, sponsored by ExpressVPN and Blinds.com, we review &lt;i&gt;Toy Story 4&lt;/i&gt; and rank Pixar movies. JVL is not a fan, despite the tear in his eye. Vic lays out the rules of the buffet. Sonny still dresses up for work—at home.
55m Jul 11, 2019
55m
Spider-Man, Jony Ive, and WWII Flicks
In this latest episode sponsored by Calm and Lending Club, the Sub-Beacon discusses &lt;i&gt;Spider-Man: Far From Home&lt;/i&gt;. Sonny still hates sand. Vic watches World War II movies. Plus a special guest review!
59m Jul 03, 2019
59m
‘Rocketman’ and Talking to Strangers
In this latest episode, sponsored by Boosted and Calm, we review the Elton John biopic &lt;i&gt;Rocketman&lt;/i&gt;. JVL says Elton John &gt; Queen! Sonny talks to strangers in an airport. Vic picks up two hitchhikers.
49m Jun 20, 2019
49m
X-Men: Dark Phoenix, HOT Lanes, and Food Poisoning
In this latest episode, sponsored by Express VPN and Blinds.com, we discuss &lt;i&gt;Dark Phoenix&lt;/i&gt;. Sonny wonders if the days of X-Men&#039;s future are past. JVL gets spotted as Flash&#039;s dad. Vic insists he was a victim of food poisoning. Plus toll lane conspiracy theories!
55m Jun 13, 2019
55m
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
In this latest episode, sponsored by Boosted, we review <i>Godzilla: King of the Monsters</i>. JVL gets his Lepin "Parry Hotter," Sonny gets a haircut, and Vic gets into mistaken identity. Plus Space Giants and Grippos!
52m Jun 06, 2019
52m
Aladdin and Silent Haircuts
In this latest episode, sponsored by Calm, the gang reviews Guy Ritchie&#039;s &lt;i&gt;Aladdin&lt;/i&gt;. JVL and Sonny discuss their new business venture—no chitchat barbershops. Vic makes a Suffering Bastard. Plus problematic movies from the &#039;80s and &#039;90s!
56m May 30, 2019
56m
John Wick 3, Uber, and Ghost Peppers
In this latest episode, sponsored by Boosted and DoorDash, the guys discuss &lt;i&gt;John Wick: Chapter 3—Parabellum&lt;/i&gt;. JVL and Sonny argue over Uber vs. taxis. Sonny doesn&#039;t like small talk, JVL demands tips for writers, and Vic tries the Ghost Pepper diet.
59m May 23, 2019
59m