209: 209 - Don't Curse Me
Tim talks this week about comedy legend Chrissy Teigen, the new show about lovely ladies he's obsessed with, Twitter accusations against him, and why no institution truly cares about you or your rights. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - http://www.ridge.com/tim to g...
1hr 8m Jul 19, 2020
1hr 8m
208: 208 - Let's Have A Party
Tim talks a big party he's going to throw, why he loves AOC so much, a yummy baked beans controversy, and why a corporate steakhouse is in trouble. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - http://www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. UNDERWEAR - https://www.shea...
1hr 41m Jul 12, 2020
1hr 41m
207: 207 - Whitney Webb Returns
Journalist Whitney Webb returns to discuss the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, her and her families ties to the brave heroes of the intelligence community, and how big tech is just trying to keep you safe! #SaveTheOceans #StopOverFishing Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Whitney Webb: https://twitter.com/_w...
1hr 29m Jul 05, 2020
1hr 29m
206: 206 - Turn Yourselves In
Tim talks about the lovely people at Netflix's Big Mouth, how to look fabulous using Jeffree Star's makeup tutorials, and why Family Guy is finally moving in the right direction. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - http://www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge walle...
1hr 38m Jun 28, 2020
1hr 38m
205: 205 - Well, LA Was Fun
Tim discusses his favorite comedian from the hit Netflix show You, talks his love for JP Morgan and their new interest in equality, and offers his take on all the wonderful and talented people in and around Hollywood. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - http://www.rid...
1hr 20m Jun 21, 2020
1hr 20m
204: 204 - Katie Herzog
Tim has on Seattle-based journalist Katie Herzog to discuss CHAZ, her exile from the gay community, Furries, and many other things that if I typed them here would take us out of the algorithm. In this episode there are bulldog puppies and stories of friendship and cereal. Enjoy. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dill...
1hr 39m Jun 14, 2020
1hr 39m
203: 203 - Long Island Strong
Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times that are ahead of us. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. UNDERWEAR ...
59m Jun 07, 2020
59m
202: 202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis
Tim discusses the wonderful men that grow up to be police officers, the Stunning Estate documentary on Netflix, shopping at Target, and the iconic show "Looney Tunes." Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: WALLETS - www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. UNDERWEAR - htt...
1hr 14m May 31, 2020
1hr 14m
201: 201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump)
Tim talks memorial day weekend, big boy cab dispatchers, the type of fame he deserves, and finally proves that Raymond Kump is in fact alive and well. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Ray Kump (Keto Kump) plugs: https://www.instagram.com/raykump/?hl=en https://twitter.com/RayKump https://www.patreon.com...
57m May 24, 2020
57m
200: 200 - Knife Fights In Malibu
The 200th episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Tim talks Billy Boy blocking out the sun, dining restrictions in Long Island, and the celebrities on cameo all while enjoying a bowl of Magic Spoon dot com slash Tim Dillon. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Su...
1hr 3m May 17, 2020
1hr 3m
199: 199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers
Live from a stunning estate in Beverly Hills, Tim contemplates whether health is real, gives his take on Plandemic, monkeys trained as traffickers, and wants to see Adele even skinnier. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: https://magicspoon.com/timdillon use code TimDillon for ...
1hr 6m May 10, 2020
1hr 6m
198: 198 - I'm A Hero
Tim has a confrontation with a cop, goes in on celebrity quarantine shows, and gives the real graduation speech everyone now deserves. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. https://www....
1hr 5m May 03, 2020
1hr 5m
197: 197 - Essential Episode
This is the essential episode for the essential worker. Tim discusses what kind of women listen to the show, lean cuisine meals, and David Dobrik. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: https://magicspoon.com/timdillon use code TimDillon for free shipping! Follow the show: Tim J D...
56m Apr 26, 2020
56m
196: 196 - Whitney Webb
Tim has on journalist Whitney Webb to discuss Epstein, Bill Gates, China, and America becoming a surveillance state. With permission from Maria Farmer, Whitney plays clips from a 3.5 hour phone interview recently recorded, that shifted Whitney's perspective on the Epstein case. Whitney Webb: https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb https://www.patreon.com/whitneywebbmpn https://www.thelastamericanvagab...
1hr 22m Apr 19, 2020
1hr 22m
195: 195 - Take Me To The Moon
Tim remembers the ultimate drink that would just take him to the moon... He talks Bill Gates, Chris Cuomo, and the whole gang. It's a conservative show this week, folks. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: www.ridge.com/tim to get 1...
1hr 4m Apr 12, 2020
1hr 4m
194: 194 - We're Going Home
Tim Dillon with the full hour to breakdown what an "artist's" life will become, insane zoom office calls, what he will do at JFL this year, and why we need to stop with the "isms". Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: www.ridge.com/t...
57m Apr 05, 2020
57m
193: 193 - Fun Easter Foods
Tim describes a perfect Easter lunch on this warm, uplifting episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Enjoy your Sunday! Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: https://hawthorne.co/ use promo code TIM Follow the show: Tim J Dillon Twitter - htt...
1hr 15m Mar 29, 2020
1hr 15m
192: 192 - Coronavirus The Musical
Tim predicts all there is to come and offers a fresh perspective on the end of the world. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: https://mybookie.ag/ use promo TIM https://bluechew.com/ use promo TIM. Follow the show: Tim J Dillon Twit...
1hr 12m Mar 22, 2020
1hr 12m
191: 191 - Corona Cast
We will brave the storm and continue to broadcast from the darkness. This episode, Tim prepares us for what's coming... Live from the End of The World, its The Tim Dillon Show. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: https://mybookie.ag...
1hr 9m Mar 15, 2020
1hr 9m
190: 190 - I Am Luxury
Hotel Tonight, please sponsor the program. Tim explains how to treat the working class, talks the Corona Virus and even free style raps once again. It's all on this episode. Wuhan. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: https://ridge.c...
1hr 17m Mar 08, 2020
1hr 17m
189: 189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary
Tim talks Corona Virus, getting even with a friend, and Miss Hillary's new podcast. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Follow the show: Tim J Dillon Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim J Dillon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Tim ...
1hr 6m Mar 01, 2020
1hr 6m
188: 188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1
Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Bonus Episode links Bonus #001 - Bill and Hill's Last Kill https://www.patreon.com/posts/29241441 Bonus #006 - Put It On The Ham https://www.patreon.com/posts/30227128 Bonus #007 - Beverly Hill's Cop https://www.patreon.com/p...
1hr 47m Feb 23, 2020
1hr 47m
187: 187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows
In a two part episode, Tim rants in the new studio about Joaquin Phoenix and the Academy Awards, his thriving jewel business, and what the American people really want: puppets. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: https://ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet! https://bluec...
1hr 13m Feb 16, 2020
1hr 13m
186: 186 - Blagojevich
Tim breaks down the Iowa caucus "conspiracies", remembers a woman who made a great impression on him at a young age, and how to find inspiration in criminals. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: Go to www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. Get the ridge, folks. Cannaep...
1hr 4m Feb 09, 2020
1hr 4m
185: 185 - Stunning Estate
Tim addresses the Ari Shaffir controversy, talks his latest addiction to Million Dollar Listing, and tries to get Swingers ordered to the studio. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code T-I-M at Manscaped.com. Your balls will thank you! Go ...
1hr 3m Feb 02, 2020
1hr 3m
184: 184 - Skid Ray
The great Raymond Kump makes it out for a tour of Los Angeles. They talk about when men were men, Rogan endorsing Bernie, Ray filming celebrities at a Malibu restaurant and Tim apologizes to Timothée Chalamet and Billie Eilish. Also, Tim is finally launching his jewelry line. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#s...
1hr 41m Jan 26, 2020
1hr 41m
183: 183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show
Tim recaps his experience at Infowars in Austin, TX. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: Listen to Another Bachelor Podcast by Nick Davis, the producer of Theo Von's This Past Weekend, Dylan Wrenn, & Patrick Hickey. http://bit.ly/TheBachelorS24E1_ApplePodcasts Get 20% Off + Free...
1hr 12m Jan 19, 2020
1hr 12m
182: 182 - Beware The Villas
Live from a Holiday Inn in Maryland, Tim talks about people who don't get ahead because they live in fear, why a lot of his friends should die in war, the time he was a juror on a murder trial, and his most recent move to the hills. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: BlueChew! ...
1hr 10m Jan 12, 2020
1hr 10m
181: 181 - Low Cost, High Quality
Live from the car on the way to Manhattan Beach and back, Tim recaps his Christmas fiasco with his family, James Charles saying the n word, the fetishization of mental illness, the "new" information on Epstein, and Tim's Jewelry line he's launching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 26m Jan 05, 2020
1hr 26m
180: 180 - History Hyenas
Tim has on Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano of the History Hyenas podcast. They talk boomers, reactionary political groups, and why Tim cancelled his trip to Epstein's Island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 18m Dec 29, 2019
1hr 18m
179: 179 - Sal Vulcano
In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year. Then Tim sits down with the great Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers to talk his comedy beginnings, what it takes to make it, and how you will not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2hr 2m Dec 22, 2019
2hr 2m
178: 178 - Secret Society
Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 49m Dec 15, 2019
1hr 49m
177: 177 - Sober December
Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, navigating the holidays sober, what December means to him, and the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 33m Dec 08, 2019
1hr 33m
176: 176 - The Florida Project
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 57m Dec 01, 2019
1hr 57m
175: 175 - Corporate Steakhouse
Tim gets picked up from LAX and rants in the car about Chik-Fil-A, Kanye West merging with Joel Osteen, and his deep respect for a corporate steakhouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 13m Nov 24, 2019
1hr 13m
174: 174 - Brendan Schaub
Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 22m Nov 17, 2019
1hr 22m
173: 173 - Shane Gillis
Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 41m Nov 10, 2019
1hr 41m
172: 172 - Long Island Wedding
Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and what the perfect Long Island wedding would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 34m Nov 03, 2019
1hr 34m
171: 171 - Brownie Boat
Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bonus from Tim at Ben's house the following day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 35m Oct 27, 2019
1hr 35m
170: 170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1
Tim and Ray podcast and drive in this mega 3.5 hour two part episode in a minivan across Long Island. They go from the North Shore, to the shack that Ray grew up in, all while swapping stories and avoiding the police. Part two is patreon only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 55m Oct 20, 2019
1hr 55m
169: 169 - We're The Dirtbags
Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the first time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 52m Oct 13, 2019
1hr 52m
168: 168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met
Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, how many of you need to get a life, and the funniest guy he's ever known. Live from the deck in Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
57m Oct 06, 2019
57m
167: 167 - Beach Corpse
Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 18m Sep 29, 2019
1hr 18m
166: 166 - You're A Disgrace
Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2hr 5m Sep 22, 2019
2hr 5m
165: 165 - Please Come Kill Us
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 18m Sep 15, 2019
1hr 18m
164: 164 - Life In The Big City
Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim rants beneath the LA sky on a hot summer night. He smokes and talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 6m Sep 08, 2019
1hr 6m
163: 163 - How To Be Popular
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
56m Sep 01, 2019
56m
162: 162 - Assland
The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 11m Aug 25, 2019
1hr 11m
161: 161 - The Los Angeles Liars
The Patreon is up! Link below! Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 42m Aug 18, 2019
1hr 42m
160: 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car
Tim broadcasts from a bed in San Diego this week. He wants to smoke a rock with Marianne Williamson, offers a second look at OJ Simpson, and talks one of the great mythological figures in life, the fat girl with the very clean car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 6m Aug 11, 2019
1hr 6m