S11: Episode 537 - Poltergeist II: The Other Side
On this week's program, the tide starts to turn on the 2021 Listener Request Month as the guys chat about a movie that's almost kind of a movie: Poltergeist II: The Other Side! Wasn't it pretty silly of JoBeth's character to completely forget that not only does she have psychic abilities, but she actually comes from a long line of psychics?! Is Craig T. Nelson's character making Will Sampson's ...
2hr Mar 16, 2021
2hr
S11: Episode 536 - Goodfellas (PREVIEW)
On this month's WLM, the 2021 Listener Request Month spreads to Patreon as the guys get the chance to chat about one of the all-time greats, Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas! How on Earth does a person watch this start to finish and think the film—OOOH! AAAAAYE! OOOOOH! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. (http://www.patreon.com...
5m Mar 11, 2021
5m
S11: Episode 535 - Warriors of Virtue
On this week's episode, the 2021 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys tackle the baffling family fantasy adventure, Warriors of Virtue! How gross are those kangaroo lips? Why don't these creatures have personalities? And can someone keep this kid out of that restaurant? PLUS: Find out why you shouldn't get wrapped up with artistic doctors! Warriors of Virtue stars Mario Yedidia, Angus M...
2hr 4m Mar 09, 2021
2hr 4m
S11: MELR0210 #35 - 90210's "Home Again" & Melrose Place's "Peanut Butter and Jealousy" (PREVIEW)
On this month's trip to So-Cal in the early 90's, the guys bask in the sun and do some shopping as the Walsh's make some crappy moving decisions and the crew over at the Place dodge a gross husband and attend the absolute worst surprise party in history! If you want to give a listen to the full, nearly two-hour episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatem...
7m Mar 04, 2021
7m
S11: Episode 534 - The Pest
On this week's episode, the 2021 Listener Request Month kicks off with one of the most requested titles in show history, The Pest! Listen as the guys try their best to make heads or tails of this dreadful, dreadful film! Can you tell it took three days to write the script? What is with all of these offensive impressions The Pest is doing? Did Leguizamo think he was doing a Groucho Marx-level pe...
1hr 41m Mar 02, 2021
1hr 41m
S11: Episode 533 - Live Wire
On this week's episode, the gang chats about this total banger of an early-90's action film, Live Wire! How did the whole town hear about Danny O'Neill's wife? What's Pierce trying to do with that accent? And is that a divorced guy apartment, or what? PLUS: This film contains no less than THREE exquisite dummy explosions! Live Wire stars Pierce Brosnan, Ron Silver, Ben Cross, Lisa Eilbacher, T...
1hr 54m Feb 23, 2021
1hr 54m
S11: Episode 532 - Mr. Nanny (with Clint Worthington)
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic Clint Worthington onto the show to chat about the family-friendly wrassler classic, Mr. Nanny! How hilarious is that opening Hulk Hogan nightmare scene? What dialogue was said in his infamous sex tape? And was that dog getting murdered? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game! Mr. Nanny stars Terry 'Hulk' Hogan, Sherman Hemsley, David Joha...
1hr 54m Feb 16, 2021
1hr 54m
S11: Episode 530 - P.S. I Love You
This week on the show, it's a special episode just in time for Valentine's Day as the guys chat about the absolutely abhorrent rom-com, P.S. I Love You! Who in the world would plan this all out and force it upon their grieving loved one? Why did they think powerhouse dramatic actor Hilary Swank could pull off a goofy romantic comedy? Why not just hire a couple of Irish actors here? And is Harry...
1hr 47m Feb 09, 2021
1hr 47m
S11: Episode 529 - The Karate Kid Part II
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the wild karate-driven sequel, The Karate Kid Part II! How horrendously embarrassed must Miyagi be dealing with this kid at the airport? What's with Sato's escort service? And how many times did Miyagi "fix that refrigerator"? PLUS: Featuring the voice talents of "Peter Falk," "Alan Alda," and "Gary Busey." The Karate Kid Part II stars Noriyuk...
2hr 23m Feb 02, 2021
2hr 23m
S11: Episode 528 - Bad Boys for Life
On this week's episode, the gang wraps up Worst of 2020 month with a chat about the totally unnecessary sequel, Bad Boys for Life! Why can't poor Marcus just retire already? Is Mike Lowery becoming an even more deranged serial killer? And wow, you never thought you'd miss Michael Bay so much, huh? PLUS: Be sure to catch the hit new David Lynch-hosted day-time talk show, David! Bad Boys for Lif...
2hr 3m Jan 26, 2021
2hr 3m
S11: Episode 527 - Birds of Prey (PREVIEW)
On this month's WLM the gang is chatting about one of their faves from 2020, Cathy Yan's Birds of Prey! How incredible are some of the visuals in this film? Like that factory explosion?! How refreshing was it to watch—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Instantly access this WL...
6m Jan 22, 2021
6m
S11: Episode 526 - Fantasy Island
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about one of the most bat-shit crazy films they've seen in a while, Fantasy Island! Why couldn't we get one movie instead of five different television plot lines stitched together? Doesn't Michael Peña deserve better? Yes! And how outrageous is Rooker's hairdo here? PLUS: We strongly urge you to watch the movie before listening to this episode; it's ...
1hr 55m Jan 19, 2021
1hr 55m
S11: Animation Damnation - The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (PREVIEW)
On this month's AD, the gang chats about the Disney+ original, The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! Was this thing crafted specifically to appeal to all these stuck-in-the-past Star Wars fans? Why couldn't they throw some more lines to Billy Dee? And is this better or worse than—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. (h...
4m Jan 14, 2021
4m
S11: Episode 525 - Dolittle
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the abhorrent, embarrassing, talking animal dud, Dolittle! If more competently put together, is there a real movie here? Why is RDJ distracting himself with that accent? And he did WHAT to that dragon? PLUS: Hire real voice actors for these movies! Dolittle stars Robert Downey Jr., Antonio Banderas, Michael Sheen, Jim Broadbent, Jessie Buckley...
1hr 43m Jan 12, 2021
1hr 43m
S11: Episode 524 - Wonder Woman 1984 (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
On the first episode of 2021, the gang welcomes back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the real let down that is Wonder Woman 1984! How bad do they do by these classic hero AND villain characters in this sequel? As incredible and handsome as he is, did Chris Pine really need to be in this? And what were they thinking with that Egypt sequence? PLUS: Come ...
3hr 1m Jan 05, 2021
3hr 1m
The Nexus #52 - Star Trek (2009) (PREVIEW)
On this very special edition of The Nexus, the gang closes out 2020 with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-they-remembered 2009 J.J. Abrams Star Trek. Were the lens flares really that bad? Are we still cool with the Beasties on the soundtrack? And how rad was that—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! (h...
8m Dec 29, 2020
8m
S11: Episode 523 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
On the final episode of 2020, the gang sits back to chat about the beloved Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! Was Freddy trying to cover his tracks by framing Rod? How much does Saxon despise that ex-wife? And could that EMT crew be any less professional? PLUS: You want Bob Shaye to green light your picture? Better make sure there's a role for Lin! A Nightmare on Elm Street stars R...
2hr 2m Dec 29, 2020
2hr 2m
S11: WHM Mail Bag: The 2020 Holiday Extravaganza
On the final Mail Bag of the year, it's the annual Holiday Extravaganza! On this episode the guys answer questions from the audience; drink some beers; tell some ridiculous stories (some based around backyard wrestling); and read letters about ghost sex, a movie-going divorced dad, Rudy Giuliani being a filthy pig at the movies, and much more! If you have questions for the gang or want your we...
1hr 53m Dec 23, 2020
1hr 53m
S11: Episode 522 - The Muppet Christmas Carol
On this week's special WHM holiday episode, the gang is chatting about one of the greatest puppet-led films of all time, The Muppet Christmas Carol! How incredible is Michael Caine in this movie? What's the breakdown of Muppets you can and cannot eat? Are those offspring biologically accurate? And is the Ghost of Christmas Present smoking weed in there? PLUS: Have a look at the latest UK food s...
2hr Dec 22, 2020
2hr
S11: Episode 521 - Batman Returns (with Jamelle Bouie)
On this week's WLM episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie back to the program to heap endless praise on one of the all-time greats, Batman Returns! Has Michelle Pfeiffer ever been better? Why did Batman have to 'scratch' the CD of the Penguin recording? How terrifying is that abandoned zoo? And has a family film ever embraced the threat of child murder more? PLUS: Oswald C...
2hr 30m Dec 15, 2020
2hr 30m
S11: Episode 520 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (PREVIEW)
Our marathon episode of LOTR: Fellowship drops Thursday, December 10, but we wanted to get the party going a little early! Here's a super-sized clip to whet your appetite before the whole thing goes live tomorrow on our Patreon! If you don't yet have access and want to listen to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) You'll get this epi...
7m Dec 09, 2020
7m
S11: Episode 519 - Fargo
On this week's WLM episode, the gang is chatting about the Coen Brothers classic, Fargo! How perfect is the dive bar at the beginning? Has Buscemi ever been better? And can John Carroll Lynch make us some eggs? PLUS: What if the Kool-Aid Man was from Fargo? Fargo stars Frances McDormand, William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi, Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell, John Carroll Lynch, Steve Reevis, Larry Bra...
2hr 21m Dec 08, 2020
2hr 21m
S11: The WHM 2020 Halloween Spook2cular Mail Bag
On this episode of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are getting into the holiday spirit by reading some spooky AND scary letters, and taking some ghoulish questions from the audience! To catch these WHM Mail Bag episodes while they're hot, be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) to watch the episodes live! And be sure to tune in this Thursday, December 10th,...
1hr 27m Dec 08, 2020
1hr 27m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #24 - Yoda (PREVIEW)
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the gang gathers round to chat about one of the most obscure characters in Star Wars history, Yoda! Was our good pal Yoda originally just—HEY NOW! Episode for subscribers only, this is! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today, you must! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Instantly access this episode, along with hours upon hou...
6m Dec 04, 2020
6m
S11: Episode 518 - Citizen Kane
This week on the program, we kick off the 2020 We Love Movies month with a super-sized episode on Orson Welles' monster cinematic achievement, Citizen Kane! How easily do audiences fall for young Kane and his "I love the working man" B.S.? Who sings and dances to their own theme song? And really—paying that much money to die in Florida? PLUS: Does Jim Davis have a Kane-sized Garfield fortune? ...
2hr 49m Dec 01, 2020
2hr 49m
S11: Episode 517 - The Firm
On this week's episode, the gang preps for Thanksgiving by offering up the final Brimsgiving episode—a bountiful chat all about the ridiculously long, totally engaging, Tom Cruise-starring, John Grisham legal thriller adaptation, The Firm! How close are these senior partners at The Firm to pulling actual Rosemary's Baby type stuff? How horny is Hackman's character supposed to get? And why was e...
2hr 21m Nov 24, 2020
2hr 21m
S11: Episode 515 - Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
On this episode, Brimsgiving hits its worst film in the lineup, the absolutely abhorrent Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins! What in the world were they thinking with this Joel Grey performance and makeup? Was Fred Ward really that much more recognizable than Bruce Willis? And why did they place all their action sequences completely out of order? PLUS: Marvel as Brimley never stands the entire...
1hr 39m Nov 17, 2020
1hr 39m
Animation Damnation - Ewoks (PREVIEW)
On this Brimsgiving-adjacent edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about a bonkers episode of the total trash Star Wars cartoon, Ewoks! The episode in question, " The Curse of the Jindas," originally aired on October 19th, 1985 and features Ewoks bathing in—Yub nub! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.c...
4m Nov 13, 2020
4m
S11: Episode 514 - 10 to Midnight (with Josh Lewis)
On this week's episode, Brimsgiving gets a bit sleazy as the gang welcomes Josh Lewis from the Sleazoids podcast (https://soundcloud.com/sleazoids) to chat about the Charles Bronson horror/cop/thriller scuzz-fest, 10 to Midnight! How is there no scene of Brimley firing Bronson? Did the killer make a fake karate champion poster with his picture on it? And what's Bronson's problem with quiche? PL...
2hr 16m Nov 10, 2020
2hr 16m
S11: Episode 513 - My Fellow Americans
IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD, 2020: GO VOTE TODAY, AMERICA! On the WHM 2020 Election Special, the gang kicks off the Brimsgiving celebrations with an episode on the ridiculous 1996 old man comedy, My Fellow Americans! Would Walter Matthau really have been able to play Garner's lothario ex-president? Who needed to hear Jack Lemmon wax poetic about wet dreams? And wow, Brimley playing the head of the DNC, ...
2hr 28m Nov 03, 2020
2hr 28m
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 9: The Marshal (PREVIEW)
CAUTION: THIS PREVIEW CONTAINS SOME LIGHT MANDO SPOILERS! On the season premiere of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is chatting about the most excellent season two kick-off! In "Chapter Nine: The Marshal," we see Mando and Baby Yoda gambling on—HEY NOW! This is the way for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatem...
7m Oct 31, 2020
7m
The Nexus #50 - "The Trouble with Tribbles" / "Manhunt" (PREVIEW)
On the landmark 50th (!!!!) episode of The Nexus the gang is talking about a classic episode of TOS and a incredibly silly episode of TNG! First over on TOS it's the beloved episode, "The Trouble with Tribbles"! Originally airing December 29th, 1967, this episode features Kirk dressing down a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and si...
9m Oct 30, 2020
9m
S11: Episode 512 - Saw II
On the final episode of the 2020 Spook2cular, the guys are chatting about the totally wretched blockbuster sequel, Saw II! Why couldn't the whole movie just focus on the people in the house and leave out the detectives? Couldn't they get anyone for this sequel? And how EXTREME is that needle pit? PLUS: What if Jigsaw was a huge ECW fan? Saw II stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Donnie Wahlberg, ...
2hr 6m Oct 27, 2020
2hr 6m
S11: Episode 511 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (PREVIEW)
On this month's spook2cularly exclusive WLM episode, the gang has a spirited chat about the totally bonkers, but always wild ride, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2! How great is Dennis Hopper here? Why couldn't we see those preppy turds crash that car? And is this Texas town really that serious about their—WHHHYYYYYYYY YOOOOUUUU! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episod...
5m Oct 22, 2020
5m
S11: Episode 510 - Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies
On this week's Spook2cular episode, the gang chats about the outrageously fun sequel, Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies! How awesome is Andrew Divoff in this role? Why did the Djinn need an office at the casino? And was this priest character really necessary for the whole film? PLUS: The Djinn crucifies Brett Favre in a Jets jersey! Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies stars Andrew Divoff, Holly Fields, ...
1hr 50m Oct 20, 2020
1hr 50m
S11: WHM Mail Bag - Watching 'Married to the Eiffel Tower' with Dad, Hanging with an Ex-KoЯn Member & More!
Here now is the audio from our live-streamed Mail Bag from September where we're reading a few letters about a guy watching Married to the Eiffel Tower with his father, someone getting to hang with Brian Welch from KoЯn, and much, much more! We wrapped up the night by taking some Q's from the audience and answering live! And be sure to watch our October Mail Bag episode which will be streaming...
1hr 27m Oct 16, 2020
1hr 27m
Animation Damnation - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (PREVIEW)
On this month's spooktacular episode of AD, the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Look how easily they made Linus more—BOO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Instantly unlock this episode, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive...
5m Oct 16, 2020
5m
S11: Episode 509 - Species II (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
On this week's Spook2cular episode, the gang welcomes Vulture's Angelica Jade Bastién back to the show to have a good hang on the internet and chat about the outrageous sci-fi/horror sequel, Species II! What is with the embarrassing lack of peen shots? How awesome is George Dzundza as this ridiculous colonel? And where are all these alien kids getting those potato sacks? PLUS: Angelica tells th...
2hr 42m Oct 13, 2020
2hr 42m
S11: Episode 508 - Final Destination 2
The gang kicks off the 2020 Spook2cular with a rousing discussion on the outrageously fun sequel, Final Destination 2! Was it such a good idea to make the dead meats all complete strangers? What's with all the reminders about the first film? We all saw it! And how do you not give the great Tony Todd more to do in this movie?! PLUS: The gang pitches a new globe-trotting travel/food show, Geograp...
2hr 19m Oct 06, 2020
2hr 19m
S11: Episode 507 - Cool World
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the grandaddy of all Stay Tuned films, Cool World! Is this whole movie just an acid freakout? Is Cool World the origin of The Order of Boop? And why are there so many horny cartoons? PLUS: Is this Hell? IMPORTANT INFO CORRECTION: Contrary to what we mention on the plug here on this episode, we are appearing across BOTH weekends of the Salem Horror F...
2hr 12m Sep 29, 2020
2hr 12m
S11: Episode 505 - Ricochet
On this week's episode, the gang's unofficial Stay Tuned month kicks into overdrive as they chat about what just may be... one of the greatest films of all time: Ricochet! What on Earth is with that incredible gladiator scene? Who runs out of a Port-O-Potty screaming mid-sentence? And did everybody get a good look at that extra who was ROCKING. OUT?! PLUS: Lithgow's execution line to Miguel San...
2hr 32m Sep 22, 2020
2hr 32m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #21 - Lowbacca (PREVIEW)
On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about a completely useless character, Chewbacca's deadbeat nephew, Lowbacca! Why give him that awful nickname? Did Chris once meet Lowie at—::excited wookie noise::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Instantly access not only...
4m Sep 18, 2020
4m
S11: Episode 504 - Double Jeopardy
On this week's episode, the gang continues to celebrate this unofficial Stay Tuned month with a chat about the incredibly ridiculous thriller Double Jeopardy! How about this garbage trailer giving up the entire film in under three minutes? Hey, way to c-block that art phony, Bruce Greenwood! And why didn't Ashley Judd's character think. to. get. a. haircut?! PLUS: What is with that Kentucky Fri...
2hr 4m Sep 15, 2020
2hr 4m
Animation Damnation - Garfield and Friends (PREVIEW)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang has a long overdue chat about a show they thought they remembered fondly, Garfield and Friends! The episode in question, "Binky Gets Cancelled!/U.S. Acres: Show Stoppers/Cutie and the Beast," originally aired back on October 7th, 1989 and features a terrifying—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our P...
3m Sep 11, 2020
3m
S11: Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers
On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers! Why couldn't Louis Gossett Jr's character be some kind of disgruntled Vietnam veteran? What's with this phone sex hangout? And just look at all the banana hammocks in this movie! PLUS: Did the Cannon Film Group assist in the special effects department? WHM...
2hr Sep 08, 2020
2hr
The KoЯnkast (Preview)
On this very special patrons-only presentation, the gang spends close to two hours deconstructing every single track from KoЯn's breakthrough 1998 record, Follow the Leader! Come for the chunky guitars, stay for the—HEY you may Got the Life, but this KoЯnkast is for subscribers only! To experience the entire KoЯnkast, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, click over to our Patr...
4m Sep 04, 2020
4m
Unlock the Vault: Episode 377 - Ready Player One
This week on the program, the gang is playing in the sand at Quarantine Beach so they're unlocking the vault to bring Episode 377, Ready Player One to the public! Why is an entire society obsessed with this weird, old man's life? Why didn't this dumb kid use the hover conversion more to his advantage? And could a film dump on The Shining any worse than this dumb sequence? PLUS: Steve reads some...
1hr 52m Sep 01, 2020
1hr 52m
S10: Episode 502 - While You Were Sleeping (with Chelsea Jupin)
On the season ten finale, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to celebrate Christmas in August with a chat about While You Were Sleeping! How many false memories does Andrew have about this movie? How long are they slipping on that ice? And should Sandy start slowly poisoning that creepy super? PLUS: This Christmas, While You Were Sleeping 2: The Murderer's Brother! WHM is donatin...
2hr 22m Aug 25, 2020
2hr 22m
S10: Episode 501 - Superman (PREVIEW)
On this month's We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman! How fantastic are Christopher Reeve's—HEY THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with over 300 hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock Excl...
4m Aug 21, 2020
4m
S10: Episode 500 (Part II) - Superman IV Redux
On the conclusion of WHM's FIVE HUNDREDTH (!!!) episode, the gang is chatting about the spectacular failure that is Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! Did Hackman flat-out refuse to use anything other than his real hair this time? Why sub out Otis for, ugh, Lenny Luthor? And could the producers not agree on a real villain to use, ultimately damning us with Nuclear Man? PLUS: One more HUGE thanks...
2hr 5m Aug 20, 2020
2hr 5m