S9 Ep431: Episode 431 - The Ugly Truth
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is celebrating the world of rom-coms as the gang chats about the outrageous 2009 disaster, The Ugly Truth! Why can't they just make Gerard Butler characters Scottish so the man can speak comfortably? How did Kevin Connolly make the opening credits with that little screen time? And could you even imagine going to a balloon festival? PLU...
1hr 50m Jul 09, 2019
1hr 50m
S9 Ep430: Episode 430 - Forrest Gump (Preview)
On this month's bonus episode, the gang chats about the Oscar-winning, AFI darling, Forrest Gump! Did Forrest sabotage the rest of those shrimp boats using the power of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http...
5m Jul 07, 2019
5m
S9 Ep429: Episode 429 - The Amazing Spider-Man
On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a longer-than-Star Wars-sized chat about the first Spider-Man reboot attempt, The Amazing Spider-Man! Why in the world did we need to see the Uncle Ben death again? Why couldn't they bother hiring Dylan Baker to play the Lizard finally?! And how come Denis Leary couldn't sing "Asshole" to Peter Parker?! PLU...
2hr 13m Jul 02, 2019
2hr 13m
The Nexus 34 - "Amok Time" / "Loud as a Whisper" (CLIP)
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang is blessed with chatting about a stone-cold classic TOS episode, and then a... not so great TNG! First, over on TOS, it's the legendary episode, "Amok Time," which originally aired September the 15th, 1967. This ep features Spock hucking—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon pa...
5m Jun 27, 2019
5m
S9 Ep428: Episode 428 - Wanted
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang chats about the terribly agro comic adaptation, Wanted! What's with all this faux-Fight Club nonsense? Why does everyone think that "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" will play for a laugh outside of the film Dirty Work? And please enjoy a 10-minute tangent on the film Coneheads! PLUS: It's Sunday-Funday in The M...
1hr 39m Jun 25, 2019
1hr 39m
Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition) [CLIP]
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is gearing up and rolling out with the beloved G.I. Joes as the squad... what's that say? Travels back in time to ancient Greece? Oooooooo-kay! The episode in question, "G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece," originally aired October 27th, 1986 and features such bat-shit crazy moments like—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the whole th...
4m Jun 24, 2019
4m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the full scoop on Melas, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and subscribe today! Unlock Ex...
4m Jun 21, 2019
4m
S9 Ep427: Episode 427 - Bride of Chucky
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets a little spooktacular as the gang chats about the ridiculous evil-dolls-gets-hitched sequel, Bride of Chucky! What’s with all the CGI doll in this movie? How strong is this little toy supposed to be? And why did this doll need to have genitals? PLUS: Ray Romano’s soul may be stuck in the body of a doll but he still can’t shake hi...
1hr 43m Jun 18, 2019
1hr 43m
S9: Episode 426 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (CLIP)
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Tinker Tailor-esque spy actioneer, Kingsman: The Secret Service! What's the deal with that weird—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon....
6m Jun 14, 2019
6m
S9 Ep425: Episode 425 - Deep Rising (with Jamelle Bouie)
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes journalist and friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie in-studio to chat about the 1998 big-budget b-movie, Deep Rising! What's with Kevin J. O'Connor's riffing? How did Famke Janssen's Catwoman-esque jewel thief movie wind up on this pleasure cruise? And how bad ass is Wes Studi? PLUS: Bernie Sanders recru...
1hr 48m Jun 11, 2019
1hr 48m
S9: WHM On-Screen: Dark Phoenix
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the new X-Men film, Dark Phoenix, the final entry in the (possibly unfairly) much maligned "alternate 1985 timeline" mutant film series! Caution! Spoilers abound, so if you haven't seen the film yet, hold off on this until you do! Or spoil it for yourself—whatever works. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovie...
44m Jun 07, 2019
44m
S9 Ep424: Episode 424 - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
This week on the program, the gang kicks off the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous and D.O.A. action movie adaptation, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra! What's with Cobra Commander's wig? Why did we need all these origin stories? And how much of this movie is Dennis Quaid sitting down? PLUS: Paul Giamatti stars in BearCity 3: The Divorce! G.I. Joe: The...
1hr 37m Jun 04, 2019
1hr 37m
The Nexus 33 - "Operation - Annihilate!" / "The Outrageous Okona" (CLIP)
On this month's journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous for very different reasons! First on TOS, it's "Operation - Annihilate!," which originally aired April 13th, 1967. The episode has it all: Shatner wearing a stupid—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over ...
5m May 30, 2019
5m
S9 Ep423: Episode 423 - The Super
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the Joe Pesci slumlord comedy, The Super! What's with this ridiculous, Seinfeldian court ruling? How old is Joe Pesci supposed to be in this film? Did Pesci's piece get separate billing? And did they think this was biting social commentary? PLUS: Has a film's poster ever had a character shrugging its shoulders and then still turned out to be a good m...
1hr 29m May 28, 2019
1hr 29m
S9: WHM On-Screen: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys are chatting about the latest installment in the incredibly lucrative, bullet-to-the-head franchise, John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum! What's with that trip to the desert? How about that knife fight? And how about all that super dog action? PLUS: Andrew has an... uncomfortable screening experience. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehat...
34m May 27, 2019
34m
S9 Ep1: WHM On-Screen: The Game of Thrones Series Finale
On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the divisive series finale of HBO's Game of Thrones! There's a Lightning Lord? What was that Night King dude's problem? And way to burn that furniture, Drogon! PLUS: Eric gives his pick for next fantasy series to be adapted for television! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovie...
37m May 24, 2019
37m
S9 Ep422: Episode 422 - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the sex-crazed rom-"com," Ghosts of Girlfriends Past! Why didn't McConaughey's scarf get more play? Why did they say Robert Forster's character served in Korea? And is Emma Stone's character supposed to be dead? PLUS: David Attenborough narrates Connor Mead's gross sex life! Ghosts of Girlfriends Past stars Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Mich...
1hr 42m May 21, 2019
1hr 42m
1: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #5 - Greedo (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the fellas with the complete story of beloved Star Wars scamp, Greedo! Was that really--HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://www.patreon.com/wehatem...
4m May 17, 2019
4m
S9 Ep421: Episode 421 - Space Cowboys
On this week's episode, the guys blast off into outer space to talk about the Eastwood-directed, old-man astronaut movie, Space Cowboys! What in the world is with the ridiculous dubbing at the beginning of the film? What's with Marcia Gay Harden laughing at Jay Leno? And was Cromwell crooked or what? PLUS: Is anyone watching that Mötley Crüe movie on Netflix? Space Cowboys stars Clint Eastwood...
1hr 57m May 14, 2019
1hr 57m
S9 Ep1: WHM Mail Bag: Explaining Movies to Old People, Celeb Sightings at the Cinema, and more!
On this month's episode, the gang opens up the Mail Bag to read letters from people who unfortunately wore WHM merchandise to a doctor's office, got caught explaining entire films to old people, and watched abhorrent puppet pornography in film school. PLUS: Steve is awarded his prize for winning "The Bet" by none other than his TV favorite, the Masked Singer! If you want your wild stories read...
51m May 11, 2019
51m
1: Animation Damnation - Pokémon (Yet Again!) (CLIP)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang returns to the confounding world of Pokémon by discussing the David Lynchian episode, "Go West, Young Meowth"! Originally airing (maybe) October 9th, 1999, the episode is a gritty, L.A.-set story about Meowth and his days being exploited by—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the full show, head on over to our Patreo...
4m May 10, 2019
4m
S9 Ep420: Episode 420 - Dude, Where's My Car?
On this episode, the gang celebrates reaching episode 420 (GET IT?) by chatting about the absolutely abhorrent faux-stoner comedy, Dude, Where's My Car? How did some of these "jokes" make it to the final cut? What's with this Hal Sparks-worshipping alien cult? And why is NO ONE smoking weed? PLUS: Would Buster Keaton ever eat a pizza? Dude, Where's My Car? stars Ashton Kutcher, Sean William Sc...
1hr 45m May 07, 2019
1hr 45m
S9 Ep419: Episode 419 - Serenity (2019) (CLIP)
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Matthew McConaughey/Anne Hathaway neo-noir (?), Serenity! Why is he a single-customer—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/weh...
5m May 03, 2019
5m
S9 Ep1: WHM On-Screen - Avengers: Endgame
This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the little known box-office flop, Avengers: Endgame! Who made it through the whole thing without using the bathroom? Who had what spoiled? And what minor, fun, harmless detail did Chris Cabin hate? PLUS: Stop talking about the movie you just saw when you're in the bathroom on your ...
1hr 8m May 03, 2019
1hr 8m
S9 Ep418: Episode 418 - Final Destination
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the Mouse Trap-esque horror film, Final Destination! What is with all the shots of Devon Sawa's bedroom fan? Would this film have been better in its intended form, an X-Files episode? Why did all the characters need to have names of famous directors and actors? And what's with all the tasteless use of real plane crash footage? PLUS: It turns ou...
1hr 49m Apr 30, 2019
1hr 49m
The Nexus 32 - "The City on the Edge of Forever" / "Elementary, Dear Data" (CLIP)
On this month's voyage into The Nexus, the gang, once again, is talking about one excellent episode of Trek and another... not so excellent one. First, on TOS, it's one of the best episodes of television ever produced, "The City on the Edge of Forever"! Originally airing April 6th, 1967, this classic episode features—WHOOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head o...
6m Apr 28, 2019
6m
Animation Damnation - Puss in Boots (CLIP)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the better-than-Shrek, Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots! What's the deal with this magical—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only. For access to the full show, head over to our Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://www.patreon.com/...
3m Apr 27, 2019
3m
S9 Ep417: Episode 417 - 17 Again
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the creepy, magic-filled teen comedy, 17 Again! How did tiny Zac Efron grow an extra 2 1/2 feet to become Matthew Perry? Why did we need so much time with the Thomas Lennon side plot? And did Brian Doyle-Murray rip off Steve Zissou's wardrobe? PLUS: Nobody needs those fancy bowling alleys! 17 Again stars Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, Brian ...
1hr 49m Apr 23, 2019
1hr 49m
S9: Unlock the Vault: Episode 344 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
We're unlocking the WHM Vault as a special 4/20 gift to present a Patreon bonus episode to the masses! Over a year ago, we released this episode on Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, but if you weren't subscribed to our Patreon, you didn't have access—so here's your chance to see what you're missing! Check out this episode and then head over to our Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) a...
1hr 37m Apr 20, 2019
1hr 37m
Episode 416 - Death Wish (CLIP)
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the completely tone-deaf Death Wish remake! How impressive is it that Bruce manages to participate in—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies ...
5m Apr 19, 2019
5m
S9 Ep415: Episode 415 - Live Free or Die Hard
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to McClane Country to talk about the third Die Hard sequel, the old man cop/cyber-thriller mash-up, Live Free or Die Hard! Why didn't they let Olyphant out of that van? Where did Bruce's eyebrows go? And why couldn't they have McClane give Zeus Carver or Al Powell a call? PLUS: "Bill Nighy" blows mad rails! Live Free or Die Hard stars Bruce Willis, Ti...
1hr 47m Apr 16, 2019
1hr 47m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #4 - Momaw Nadon (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric shares the tale of Momaw Nadon, the famous hammer-headed individual in the Mos Eisley Cantina! Is "hammerhead" a slur? What exactly was in this guy's—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want instant access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!:...
4m Apr 12, 2019
4m
S9 Ep414: Shrek 2 (2004)
On this week's episode, the gang is heading back to Far Far Away to chat about the dreadful, award-winning sequel, Shrek 2!
1hr 39m Apr 09, 2019
1hr 39m
S9 Ep413: Episode 413 - Pet Sematary (with Griffin Newman)
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Griffin Newman into the studio to chat about the dumb fun that is Pet Sematary (1989)! Why didn't the town just vote to lower that speed limit? Can beer bottles get buried in the cemetery and come back to life as FULL beers? And was that kid really laid to rest (the first time) in that Tom Petty hat? PLUS: Be sure to catch Griffin on Amazon's The Tick w...
2hr 13m Apr 02, 2019
2hr 13m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: Gym Proms, Larry the Cable Guy Apologists, and Puking at the Movies
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from folks who threw up during Dude, Where's My Car?, had a botched audition for a Troma film, totally beefed on a prom outfit, and one fella who paused a genocide documentary at one of the worst possible parts while watching on a plane. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into t...
55m Mar 29, 2019
55m
The Nexus 31 - "Distant Voices" / "Genesis" (CLIP)
On this month's Patreon-listener-requested episode, the gang chats about two episodes of Star Trek, one from Deep Space Nine and another from their beloved Next Generation, both of which are incredibly weird in their own ways! First up, on DS9, it's "Distant Voices," which originally aired April 10th, 1995. It features exciting elements like—WHOA! This episode is for subscribers only! To acces...
6m Mar 29, 2019
6m
S9 Ep412: Episode 412 - Chill Factor
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month comes to an end as the gang chats about a 90's action film that "borrows" from about 3 or 4 other 90's action films—it's Chill Factor! Who thought these two were a good pair? Why ditch the ice cream truck halfway through the film? And how did this disgraced army colonel go to prison a loser and come out a savvy, euro-trash, cyber terrorist...
1hr 53m Mar 26, 2019
1hr 53m
Animation Damnation - Stripperella (CLIP)
On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella! The episode in question—oy—"Beauty and the Obese" originally aired June 26th, 2003, features embarrassingly dated elements like—WHOOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies)...
3m Mar 23, 2019
3m
S9 Ep411: Episode 411 - Battlefield Earth
On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on this show, Battlefield Earth! What's with that mini-golf course? Could they have done any worse with that CGI cow leg? And what's going on with Travolta's Hot Topic boots? PLUS: That's not a potty cam, L. Ron just has a bee in the bathroom! Battl...
1hr 46m Mar 19, 2019
1hr 46m
Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)
On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you are a subscriber, feel free to delete this instantly! But if you haven't subscribed yet, give this clip a listen to see what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page (htt...
6m Mar 15, 2019
6m
S9: WHM On-Screen: Captain Marvel
On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel! What the hell is a Kree again? Look at all the creative ways kitty litter can be used! And taking a moment to remember the one and only jay-smoking genius, Stan Lee! Captain Marvel stars Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law, Ben Mendelsohn, Annette Bening, Clark Gregg, and Lee Pace; ...
40m Mar 13, 2019
40m
S9 Ep409: Episode 409 - Vibes
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes! Is this the only time in his career Goldblum couldn't fake the funk? Shouldn't they have shown Cyndi Lauper's psychic spirit friend? And who was laughing at that terrible prolonged death scene? PLUS: Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Peter Falk played Hanni...
1hr 26m Mar 12, 2019
1hr 26m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! U...
4m Mar 08, 2019
4m
S9 Ep408: Episode 408 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Sweet job at the casting call, Hollywood! What's with all the parkour? And what kind of an accent was Jake G. shooting for? PLUS: Say hello to the Buddy Brigade, Hollywood's nicest gang of friends! Prince of Persia: The Sands of Ti...
1hr 39m Mar 05, 2019
1hr 39m
The Nexus 30 - "The Alternative Factor" / "Where Silence Has Lease" (CLIP)
On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In this episode, we're shown such enticing things like—WHOOPS! This episode is for paid subscribers only! To check out the full episode, head on over t...
7m Feb 28, 2019
7m
S9 Ep407: Episode 407 - The Island
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character instead of interrogate him? And what's with all that clone murder? PLUS: Appearing all weekend at Golden Corral, the brilliant comedy stylings of puppet-wielding, joke-telling se...
1hr 56m Feb 26, 2019
1hr 56m
S9: The 2019 WHM Oscars Special
Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards, the gang got together last night (via the Internet) to predict the winners, talk about the films they really want to win, the snubs, the problematic host issue, The Whoopster, who will get Farina'd, The Bet, and more! Tune into the Oscar broadcast on Sunday night and tweet along with the show using our annual tag: #WHMOscars! Unlock Exclusive C...
1hr 7m Feb 22, 2019
1hr 7m
Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a weak—WHOOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock ...
4m Feb 22, 2019
4m
S9 Ep406: Episode 406 - Valentine
On this week's episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous romantic slasher, Valentine! Why couldn't they style David Boreanaz's character differently so he didn't look exactly like Angel? Where was the faculty at that school dance? And who would let this deadbeat internet startup guy crash at their house? PLUS: Wallace Shawn stars in Die...
1hr 47m Feb 19, 2019
1hr 47m
Episode 405 - Bad Boys (CLIP)
On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the whole show—plus dozens of hours of more sweet WHM content—head on over to our Patreon page and sign up (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock E...
7m Feb 15, 2019
7m