S13: On-Screen Live! 3.20.23 Shazam! Fury of the Gods, Inside, 65, the Weekend Box Office, and more!
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are reporting from the theater as they share their thoughts on Shazam! Fury of the Gods and more!
46m Mar 22, 2023
46m
S13 Ep665: Hard Rain
On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month forces the gang to watch the total action gem, Hard Rain! Why didn’t Ed Asner bring Christian Slater in on the scam? How great were the leg workouts these actors got filming in all this water? Why does Minnie Driver’s character care so much about those church windows? And how much does Morgan Freeman despise test screenings? PLUS: All hail the new ...
2hr 18m Mar 21, 2023
2hr 18m
S13: On-Screen Live! 3.13.23 Scream VI KILLS at the Box Office & The 2023 Oscars After-Party
On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys re-cap all the ins, outs and what-have-yous from this year's Oscars ceremony and more!
1hr Mar 15, 2023
1hr
S13 Ep664: Equilibrium
This week on the show, Listener Request Month continues as the guys do their best to hide all emotion while discussing the completely dreadful sci-fi romp, Equilibrium! How did they botch that book size bit? Why were pillows outlawed in this society? And how much of a disgusting shit boy (DSB) is this little son? PLUS: Freddy Krueger returns after the citizens of Libria finally stop taking thei...
1hr 58m Mar 14, 2023
1hr 58m
S13 Ep663: Driven
This week on the program, the first WHM episode of Listener Request Month peels out as the guys talk about the Sylvester Stallone car racing dud, Driven! Why can’t this movie decide on a villain? How terrible are all the CGI sewer covers? Why are those announcers getting so horned up over the car crashes? And guard your ears, this movie has one of the worst soundtracks of all time! PLUS: Does G...
1hr 56m Mar 07, 2023
1hr 56m
S13 Ep662: WLM - The Man Who Would Be King (PREVIEW)
On this month’s Patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about John Huston’s Rudyard Kipling adaptation, The Man Who Would Be King! How wild is Michael Caine’s makeup for the bookends of this film? Has Connery’s butt ever looked better on screen? And wow, what a WILD—for the sake of the widow's son! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with a massive ...
8m Mar 03, 2023
8m
S13: On-Screen Live! 2.27.23 Cocaine Bear Chat, The Pope's Exorcist Trailer Reaction & More!
On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys are reacting to the trailer for the new Russell Crowe horror film The Pope's Exorcist and more!
42m Mar 01, 2023
42m
S13 Ep661: 3 Ninjas
On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the obnoxious Kid Power triumph, 3 Ninjas! Is there an unrated version of this movie that’s more violent? Like where Tum-Tum gives a guy a Colombian Neck Tie or something? How terrible is the score to this film? And is this grandfather trying to raise an army of little domestic terrorists? PLUS: Couldn’t we get a Snyder/Grandpa in-the-early-da...
1hr 45m Feb 28, 2023
1hr 45m
S13: On-Screen Live! 2.20.23 Quantumania Reactions, Marlowe Fever & the 2023 Listener Request Drawing!
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are giving their thoughts on the weekend Box Office, Marvel's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Liam Neeson in Marlowe, checking in on this first episode of the new Star Trek: Picard season, as well as doing the official drawing for the 2023 Listener Request Month selections! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the ...
50m Feb 22, 2023
50m
S13 Ep660: My Bloody Valentine (1981)
On this week’s episode, the guys keep the Valentine’s celebration going with an unofficial WLM all about 1981’s My Bloody Valentine! How incredible is that Hollis fella? Was the town really going to fold if they didn’t have that Valentine’s Day dance? Couldn’t the kids have just brought packs of hot dogs to the town bar instead of the mining office’s commissary? How disorganized was that menta...
1hr 56m Feb 21, 2023
1hr 56m
S13: On-Screen Live! 2.13.23 Magic Mike's Last Dance Takes the Box Office, The Flash trailer reaction & more!
On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are talking about Magic Mike's Last Dance taking the weekend Box Office, along with Knock at the Cabin's tragic fall, and reactions to several trailers that dropped during or around the Big Game, including Fast X, The Flash, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Creed III, and more! NOTE: During the stream, YouTube decided to cut the feed when we were reacting...
38m Feb 15, 2023
38m
S13 Ep659: Sleepless in Seattle
On this episode, the guys are celebrating Valentine’s Day by chatting about the beloved 90’s rom-com, Sleepless in Seattle! Would this movie have benefitted from some kind of body count? Is Meg Ryan’s character tanking this newspaper’s expense account policy with this stalking scheme? And’s does that little boy sound like Tom Waits? PLUS: A survey of Revolutionary War-era sex toys! Sleepless i...
1hr 54m Feb 14, 2023
1hr 54m
S13: On-Screen Live! 2.06.23 Knock at the Cabin, the Mafia Mamma Trailer, the DCU Announcement & more!
On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's Knock at the Cabin, reacting to the trailer for the Toni Collette comedy, Mafia Mamma, going over James Gunn's major DCU announcements, looking at 80 For Brady box office success, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTu...
55m Feb 08, 2023
55m
S13 Ep658: R.I.P.D.
On this episode, the guys are chatting about an absolute duketastrophe of a comic book adaptation, R.I.P.D.! What kind of a deal did Ryan Reynolds make with The Devil? Is this proof that Jeff Bridges can be a delight in anything? How hard was this thing trying to be Men in Black? And wow, how horrendous is all the CGI here? Woof. PLUS: After the success of Barbarian, can Richard Brake go to a h...
1hr 53m Feb 07, 2023
1hr 53m
S13: WLM - The Big Lebowski (PREVIEW)
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great films of the 1990s, The Big Lebowski! Lebowski is one of those movies where a new detail, joke, or moment is discovered with every re-watch. Has John Goodman ever been better? Can massive cult fandom destroy a—OVER THE LINE! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hou...
5m Feb 03, 2023
5m
S13: On-Screen Live! 1.30.23: Oscar Noms, INFINITY POOL, Sundance '23, PATHAAN's box office & more!
On their On-Screen LIVE! show, the guys dig into box office figures, react to the latest trailers, and chat about new film & tv they're watching!
49m Feb 01, 2023
49m
S13 Ep656: Black Adam
On this episode, the guys are suffering through the failed hierarchical power shift in the DCU that is, Black Adam! Did anyone in this movie care that they were making it? Why did the writers think it was a good idea to jam four additional superheroes we’d never met into the same film in which we’re also introduced to Black Adam? And what—in all that is holy—was with those terrible needle drops...
2hr 13m Jan 31, 2023
2hr 13m
S13: On-Screen Live! 1.23.23: Scream VI & Mando season 3 trailer reactions, discussions of Sick & The Last of Us, and more!
On this On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about box office numbers, reacting to the new Scream VI trailer, and more!
40m Jan 25, 2023
40m
S13 Ep655: Halloween Ends
On this episode, the guys go back to Haddonfield one more time to chat about the conclusion of David Gordon Green’s (overly?) ambitious horror trilogy, Halloween Ends! Should they have front-loaded the film with Michael and Laurie and gotten them out of the way first, instead of leaving it for last? How fabulous do the kills continue to be in these more recent films? And yikes, Cory getting bul...
2hr 13m Jan 24, 2023
2hr 13m
S13: WHM Mail Bag 1.19.23 - Car Accidents, Star Trek Cruises, and Somebody's Watching Steve!
We're opening up the Mail Bag for the first time in 2023! On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang was live-streaming on the WHM YouTube channel (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) , answering fan questions from the chat, telling random stories, and yes, reading fan letters on the air that they selected from the about-to-burst Mail Bag, including: a fella who nearly killed himself whi...
1hr 11m Jan 20, 2023
1hr 11m
S13 Ep654: Uncharted
On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the super-dud video game adaptation, Uncharted! What were those little kids planning to do if they actually stole the map? Will Tom Holland ever believably play a grown man? And what in the world was with that Negroni joke? PLUS: A fight scene in a Papa John’s? Come on… Uncharted stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Sophia Ali, Tati Gabrielle, S...
1hr 49m Jan 17, 2023
1hr 49m
S13: On-Screen Live! 1.16.23 Renfield, Evil Dead Rise trailer reactions, Skinamarink Box Office chat, and M3gan and Plane discussions
The gang is pleased to present On-Screen Live! in its new, weekly format: a quick, half-hour (if we're lucky) lunch time (Mondays @ 12pm/et) live-streamed chat sesh about all-things entertainment!
39m Jan 16, 2023
39m
S13 Ep653: Jurassic World: Dominion
On this episode, the gang dodges atrociraptors and swats down gigantic locusts while chatting about the truly sad and terrible trilogy conclusion, Jurassic World: Dominion! Why couldn’t the film have had the guts to kill off some of these legacy characters? Why are we focusing on so much non-dinosaur story elements like corn seed, Clone Girl, and those dreadful locusts? And bringing back Dodgso...
1hr 46m Jan 10, 2023
1hr 46m
S13 Ep652: WLM - Top Gun: Maverick (PREVIEW)
This month on We Love Movies, we’re talking a blue streak about one of the best Hollywood blockbusters of (at least) the last decade, and one of the best films of last year, Top Gun: Maverick!
5m Jan 06, 2023
5m
S13 Ep651: Moonfall
On the first episode of 2023, the gang is ringing in the new year with a convo about an absolutely ridiculous flop from 2022, the totally zany Moonfall! Why couldn’t we get more wild collateral damage kills like in previous Emmerich films? Is a Lexus really the best car for the apocalypse? And how hilarious was that rocket vandalism? PLUS: George Bailey tries to stop the moon fall, but gets his...
1hr 54m Jan 03, 2023
1hr 54m
S13 Ep650: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (with Chelsea Jupin)
On our final episode of 2022, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to chat about the beloved Christmas cookie-cutter sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York!
2hr 23m Dec 27, 2022
2hr 23m
S13: Once In A Lifetime #11 "A Christmas Prince" (PREVIEW)
On this installment of our Lifetime Movie re-cap journey, we're taking a break from the big L network and heading to Netflix for a discussion about the cheesy, ridiculous film, A Christmas Prince! How embarrassing is this cartoon father character? How hilarious is it whenever these movies make up a fake European country? Why does Aldovia conduct all their official monarchy business right at—HE...
5m Dec 22, 2022
5m
S13 Ep649: Christmas with the Kranks
This week on the program, the gang is having Christmas celebrations shoved down their throats while talking about Christmas with the Kranks! Why is Tim Allen jacked in this movie? How sad is it seeing Jamie Lee Curtis doing grocery store pratfalls? And will someone tell these goddamn neighbors to mind their own business?! PLUS: Tim Allen as Bane? It could work! Christmas with the Kranks stars ...
2hr 1m Dec 20, 2022
2hr 1m
S13 Ep648: Avatar
On this week’s episode, the gang gets into the holiday spirt with… what’s that say? Avatar? Sure, why not? We’re talking about Avatar! How incredible is the look of, well, everything on Pandora? How outrageous is Stephen Lang’s Colonel villain? Did Sigourney Weaver’s character have to get that t-shirt custom made or what? How bad does that avatar aquarium tank smell? And why in the world did th...
2hr 10m Dec 13, 2022
2hr 10m
S13 Ep647: WLM - True Lies (PREVIEW)
On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the Arnold-does-Bond spy thriller, True Lies! How great is Tom Arnold in this movie? Did they honestly think they could get away with portraying—WHOA! The bridge is out and this episode is for subscribers only! To access this full show, along with hundreds of hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up ...
6m Dec 08, 2022
6m
S13 Ep646: Rocky V (Live in Philadelphia)
On this episode, it’s the out-RAGEOUS live show from Philly the guys did at the start of this year where they’re talking about the incredibly sad, Christmas-ish-set sequel, Rocky V!
1hr 44m Dec 06, 2022
1hr 44m
S13 Ep645: Bram Stoker's Dracula
On this episode, the gang closes out We ❤️ Movies month with a banger episode on Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula! In the last great Coppola film, how incredible is it that they went so balls-to-the-wall with the sets, costumes, score, performances, cinematography, transitions, practical effects, et cetera? Does Sir Anthony Hopkins think he decided on doing a single accent in this m...
1hr 46m Nov 29, 2022
1hr 46m
S13 Ep643: Point Break (with Will Menaker & Matt Christman of Chapo Trap House)
On this episode, the guys welcome Will Menaker and Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House to chat about the absolute best surfer/cop action/drama, Point Break!
1hr 36m Nov 22, 2022
1hr 36m
S13 Ep643: Hannibal (PREVIEW)
This month, on the patrons-only We HATE Movies selection, the guys are flipping the script to present an episode on the Rotten Rid extravaganza, Hannibal! Why doesn’t Lecter chow down on a single person in this “bigger and better” sequel? Couldn’t they have found anyone more appropriate to—HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CLARICE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with ho...
6m Nov 17, 2022
6m
S13 Ep642: The Royal Tenenbaums
On this episode, the gang chats about one of Wes Anderson’s best, the beloved family dramedy, The Royal Tenenbaums! How fantastic is all the storybook New York stuff? How many commercial V.O. gigs did this movie get Alec Baldwin? Don’t we all wish we had a javalina mounted in our house? Is “Wigwam” the worst Dylan song? How do you let a bird get kidnapped from your set? And wowza, how out-of-th...
2hr 4m Nov 15, 2022
2hr 4m
S13: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (PREVIEW)
On this very special WLM edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the most overlooked and under-watched Trek film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture! How amazingly (and eagerly) does Kirk totally screw over that turd, Captain Decker? Would Lieutenant Commander Sonak still be alive if Kirk hadn't bogarted the transporter controls and just let Rand do her job? Has there been better model wo...
7m Nov 10, 2022
7m
S13 Ep641: Thief (with Jamelle Bouie)
On this week’s WLM episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, New York Times columnist and co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast, Jamelle Bouie to chat about the fantastic crime drama, Thief!
2hr 10m Nov 08, 2022
2hr 10m
S13 Ep640: North by Northwest
On this episode, our We Love Movies month kicks off with a ridiculous dissection of a stone-cold classic, North by Northwest!
2hr 12m Nov 01, 2022
2hr 12m
S13 Ep639: Leprechaun 2 (with James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca of Dead Meat)
On the terrifying conclusion of the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular, the guys welcome back friends of the show James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca, from Dead Meat to chat about the outrageous (and superior to the original) sequel, Leprechaun 2!
1hr 57m Oct 25, 2022
1hr 57m
S13: WHM Mail Bag 10.24.22
On this exciting edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters about terrible teachers, disgusting movie promotional material, and one of the worst liars to ever live. Plus, ALL November WLM content is revealed, including special Patreon material! And that's not all! We even start things off with an all-new VHS Trailer Game! Want your weird stories read on the air? Have a question ...
1hr 3m Oct 25, 2022
1hr 3m
S13 Ep638: The Exorcist III
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular goes back to the Catholic Horror realm with the outrageous sequel, The Exorcist III! Has George C. Scott ever played a more unhinged powder keg of a character? Has Dourif ever been better on-screen? And what kind of maniac goes and sees It’s a Wonderful Life 37 times in theaters? PLUS: George C. Scott gleefully recommends his ex-wife for the role...
1hr 58m Oct 18, 2022
1hr 58m
S13 Ep637: Halloween II (1981)
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular keeps rolling through Franchise Town as the gang chats about the 1981 slasher sequel, Halloween II! How delightfully unhinged is Loomis in this one? Do we see that EMT’s taint in the hot tub? How hilarious is the comedy duo of Brackett and Loomis? And was that really the best wig the costume department could find? PLUS: Loomis freaks out at a mov...
1hr 50m Oct 11, 2022
1hr 50m
S13 Ep636: WLM - Halloween (1978) (PREVIEW)
To instantly access the full-length ep on Halloween '78, along with countless hours of additional exclusive content, click over to our Patreon and sign up today!
9m Oct 06, 2022
9m
S13 Ep635: Hellraiser: Bloodline
On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang chats about the ridiculous sequel, Hellraiser: Bloodline! Why bother with this terrible future-set framing device? Couldn’t we get a little more Adam Scott for our buck? And where in the HELL is Butterball!?! PLUS: Be sure you select the Demon-o’s Delivery Insurance when ordering all your demons and souls online! ...
1hr 48m Oct 04, 2022
1hr 48m
S13 Ep634: Disturbing Behavior (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the ridiculous, sci-fi teen thriller, Disturbing Behavior!
2hr Sep 27, 2022
2hr
S13 Ep633: Shrek Forever After
This week on We Hate Movies, the guys are ready to go play in the mud one more time as they talk about the FOURTH installment in the beloved, flatulent, animated franchise, Shrek Forever After! Why have a gigantic goose in your fairy tale movie if you’re not going to have it lay a golden egg? Why does this movie start like a Cassavetes drama? And did they really pull an It’s a Wonderful Life fo...
1hr 43m Sep 20, 2022
1hr 43m
S13 Ep632: Stone Cold (with Josh Lewis)
On this week's episode, this title may be on the H feed, but it’s a total WLM as the guys welcome back friend of the show Josh Lewis, from the Sleazoids podcast to help spread the word about the totally under-seen action classic, Stone Cold! How great is this cold open in the grocery store? Was The Boz’s mullet designed by NASA? And just marvel at this wild helicopter stunt at the end! PLUS: Th...
1hr 59m Sep 13, 2022
1hr 59m
S13 Ep631: Nothing But Trouble
On the season 13 premiere, the guys are chatting about the horrendous comedy, NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!
2hr 5m Sep 06, 2022
2hr 5m
S13 Ep630: WLM - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PREVIEW)
On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White? And how gre...
5m Sep 01, 2022
5m
S12 Ep629: Footloose (Live in Nashville)
The guys have one more week to soak up the sun before the start of season 13, so they're releasing their hilarious show on Footloose!
1hr 30m Aug 30, 2022
1hr 30m