S10: Episode 466 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
On this week's episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw! Why did they try and cram three movies into one? Did no one think to call Toretto? And why did the screenwriters feel the need to change location more times than a Bond film? PLUS: A "Prison Paul" movie star...
1hr 50m Jan 28, 2020
1hr 50m
S10: Animation Damnation - "Fast & Furious Spy Racers" (PREVIEW)
On this month's high-octane episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers! The episode in question, "Born a Toretto," dropped December 26th, 2019—along with the rest of the first season—on Netflix. Could they make this look any more like—whoa, hit the brakes! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, al...
3m Jan 24, 2020
3m
S10: Episode 465 - Yesterday
On this week's episode, the Worst of 2019 Month continues as the guys chat about the totally lame Beatles-heavy fantasy, Yesterday! Why not explore the English woman and Russian guy characters more? Is this protagonist really a huge Beatles fan to begin with? And how did they think ending it this way was acceptable? PLUS: Get OUT OF TOWN with that "cameo." Yesterday stars Himesh Patel, Lily Ja...
1hr 48m Jan 21, 2020
1hr 48m
S10: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #13 - Emperor Palpatine (PREVIEW)
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine! How hilarious is it that Palpatine was a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly access this outrageous Palpatine ep along with hours, upon hours...
3m Jan 17, 2020
3m
S10: Episode 464 - Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (PREVIEW)
On this month's exclusive, full-length bonus We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about last year's studio smash hit, Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood! How rad is all the—WHOA, Jack! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly access this episode on...
6m Jan 16, 2020
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S10: Episode 463 - Angel Has Fallen
On this week's episode, the gang continues celebrating(?) the worst of 2019 with a raucous conversation about American Mike 3, known elsewhere as Angel Has Fallen! How in the world is Gerard Butler not the head of the Secret Service by now? Does American Mike have CTE? And why did we need that stupid stinger scene? PLUS: Hey, American Mike, meet your dad's new wife—a skeleton? Angel Has Fallen...
2hr 2m Jan 14, 2020
2hr 2m
S10: Episode 462 - Hellboy (2019)
On the first episode of 2020, the gang is chatting about one of the worst films of last year, Hellboy! Who asked for this? No, seriously—who? Why did they cram four movies into this one film? What's with the Lobster Johnson cameo? And come ON with the King Arthur crap! PLUS: Did Hellboy's HQ move to Colorado because they legalized it? Hellboy stars David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, S...
1hr 51m Jan 07, 2020
1hr 51m
S10: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" AHEAD! On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final installment of the "Skywalker Saga" - STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! How bungled did this actually get? What's with all the slap-dash editing? Could they have chilled with those death fake-outs? And how did the Emperor get stuck in on...
1hr 11m Jan 06, 2020
1hr 11m
S10: Episode 461 - Mad Max: Fury Road
On the final episode of 2019, the gang brings We Love Movies month to an end with a spirited convo about one of the best films ever made, Mad Max: Fury Road! Does cinematic stunt work get better than this? It is definitely a career best for Charlize, no? And how sweet would it be to ride on that rock and roll tank? PLUS: No way Immortan Joe could sprint down that hallway! Mad Max: Fury Road st...
2hr 16m Dec 31, 2019
2hr 16m
The Nexus #40 - Star Trek: First Contact (PREVIEW)
On this month's very special WLM-themed episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the beloved TNG film from 1996, Star Trek: First Contact! What took Geordi so long to—HALT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I mean, uh, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly unlock this episode, plu...
7m Dec 27, 2019
7m
S10: WHM Mail Bag: Plane Pukers, Amish Movie Night, Opening Presents Before Christmas & More!
On this month's special Holiday Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about folks dodging airplane marathon pukers, Amish kids watching The Karate Kid, kids opening their presents and playing with them before Christmas, and the dangers of the wretched "Movie Party" idea! PLUS: An actual tutorial some dude made about eating watermelon properly... posted to Pornhub? If you have a question for the gan...
50m Dec 26, 2019
50m
S10: Episode 460 - Gremlins
On this week's Christmas Edition of We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the all-time Christmas/horror classic, Gremlins! How about the great Dick Miller in this movie? How much does that Burger King stick out on the town set? And why is Phoebe Cates serving the Gremlins alcohol? PLUS: Country Funk's Hoyt Axton being fed full meals while sleeping is a thing that's discussed! Gremlins sta...
1hr 58m Dec 24, 2019
1hr 58m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #12 - Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, it's the holiday season and we're celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke Skywalker's beloved, barbecued caretakers, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru! Can we make the slang word—E CHU TA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up now (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) . Inst...
3m Dec 21, 2019
3m
Animation Damnation - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (PREVIEW)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, loyal Patreon subscribers! On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets into the holiday spirit by chatting about the beloved Christmas sensation, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Was Burl Ives' snowman facial hair modeled after—HO! HO! HO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today (h...
5m Dec 20, 2019
5m
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 7: The Reckoning (PREVIEW)
Not yet hip to The Mandalorian Half-Hour? Trying to figure out whether or not you're going to watch The Mandalorian at all? Just getting into the show now and playing catch-up? Well here's a quick taste of how we do television re-caps on the WHM Patreon! Have a listen to this exclusive clip from our latest episode and get ready as we all gear up for next week's season finale! If you dig on what...
3m Dec 19, 2019
3m
S10: Episode 459 - Return of the Jedi
On this week's very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars adventure by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi! How horrifying is it that these ewoks are definitely eating human flesh? What was Lucas thinking with that gleep glop sticking its lips in the camera in the altered version? And is that dude crying over the Rancor showing the first nipple...
2hr 54m Dec 17, 2019
2hr 54m
S10: Episode 458 - The Empire Strikes Back (PREVIEW)
On this month's massive, nearly 3-hour bonus episode, the gang continues celebrating We Love Movies month with a super-sized chat about The Empire Strikes Back! How cruel is the fate of—whoa, young Jedi! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, visit our Patreon and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly unlock this show and hours, upon hours of ad...
4m Dec 13, 2019
4m
S10: 457 - The Rock (Live in San Francisco)
On this week's show, the gang is live from Cobb's in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock! Is Nicolas Cage naked under that guitar? Why didn't the movie care at all about those hostages? And is Blimpie still a thing? PLUS: What if Sean Connery played Pennywise? The Rock stars Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, John Spencer, David Morse, W...
1hr 36m Dec 10, 2019
1hr 36m
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 4: Sanctuary (PREVIEW)
On this week's edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show's fourth installment, "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"! In this episode we're finally introduced to—HEY NOW! This show is for subscribers only! To listen to the full episode, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly access t...
5m Dec 05, 2019
5m
S10: 456 - Die Hard with a Vengeance (with Jon Gabrus)
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty (https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty) and Action Boys (https://www.patreon.com/ActionBoyz) ' Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance! Recorded at the HeadGum studio in Los Angeles, the guys wonder why the screenwriter was willing to die on ...
1hr 37m Dec 03, 2019
1hr 37m
The Nexus #39 - "The Doomsday Machine" / "The Dauphin" (PREVIEW)
This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we're chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS, followed by one of the absolute worst episodes of TNG humanity has ever seen! First on TOS, it's "The Doomsday Machine!" Originally airing October 20th, 1967, this episode features Spock facing off against a shitty—WHOA THERE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full...
5m Nov 28, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 455 - The Karate Kid (Live in Hollywood)
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about 1984's The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California! Recorded on the most recent leg of tour, this show saw the guys asking the important questions, like: what was Mrs. LaRusso smoking and where could they get some? Where did Mr. Miyagi get that Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars? And what's with that neighborhood kid's pig t-shirt? P...
1hr 15m Nov 26, 2019
1hr 15m
S10: Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)
On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A., what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violenc...
1hr 37m Nov 19, 2019
1hr 37m
S10: The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 1
On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian! How bad ass was Herzog here? How come the Mandalorian doesn't have a sick codpiece? And how about Nick Nolte as that Ugnaught?! PLUS: Eric's dream of seeing a bounty hunter droid in action finally comes to pass! The first episode of The ...
34m Nov 18, 2019
34m
S10: Episode 453 - The Terminator (PREVIEW)
On this month's bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron's 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator. Does the Arnold puppet stand the test of wretched Father Time? Does the Terminator actually kill Bill Paxton's character? And is that confirmation on Arnold's—HEY NOW! This episode is for terminators and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to ou...
4m Nov 15, 2019
4m
S10: Episode 452 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
On this week's episode, it's almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film "comedy," I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry! What's with Sandler's character's cartoonish sex addiction? Can firefighters be on the take? And could this film get any more disingenuous? PLUS: Gary Busey goes off-Broadway! I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry stars Adam ...
2hr 3m Nov 12, 2019
2hr 3m
S10: Episode 451 - Terminator Salvation (with David Sims)
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin & David, David Sims into the studio to chat about the dull-as-dirt, missed opportunity known as Termination Salvation! Where are all the lasers we were promised? Why do the filmmakers play the Sam-Worthington-being-a-robot stuff like it's a huge twist? Who is approving t...
1hr 58m Nov 05, 2019
1hr 58m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #11 - Boba Fett (PREVIEW)
On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? What was his relationship with—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemo...
3m Nov 02, 2019
3m
WHM Mail Bag: Fighting at the Video Store, Chest Burster Toys, and Fango-Moms!
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about being the third wheel on a long drive with a couple who's fighting, moms mistaking nerdy sci-fi molds for sex toys, movie experts not being believed, the absolute worst "Freddy vs. Jason" screening situation in the history of the world, plus much more! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for...
47m Oct 31, 2019
47m
S10: Episode 450 - The Monster Squad
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as the gang chats about the good-if-you-saw-it-as-a-kid horror comedy, The Monster Squad! Why does the Fish Man have so little to do? Is this guy the worst Dracula in film culture? And is that true about Wolf Man anatomy? PLUS: So how many cast members from Everybody Loves Raymond have a sex tape? The Monster Squad stars ...
1hr 51m Oct 29, 2019
1hr 51m
The Nexus #38 - "The Apple" / "The Measure of a Man" (PREVIEW)
On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny! First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the horrendous episode where Kirk & Company stumble across—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the rest of the show, sign up for our Patreon today (http://www.patreon.com/w...
4m Oct 29, 2019
4m
S10: Episode 449 - Child's Play (Live in Chicago)
Recorded live at Thalia Hall in Chicago, Illinois - June 16th, 2019 On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular is live from Chicago's Thalia Hall as the gang is chatting about the original Child's Play! What's with all the gun play at the beginning? Why was Brad Dourif's character studying voodoo at all? And does anyone out there have any Child's Play tattoos? PLUS: Tommy Wiseau h...
1hr 35m Oct 22, 2019
1hr 35m
S10: Episode 448 - The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 schlock-fest, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)! How did Tom Six never think to build out ANY of these characters? Are these the two worst cops in film history? And what's the deal with the mad doctor's ultra-'90s ditch-digging outfit? PLUS: Will Alec B...
1hr 44m Oct 15, 2019
1hr 44m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #10 - Labria the Devil Guy (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina! Hear how Labria was the galaxy's biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) . Instantly access this episode, ...
4m Oct 10, 2019
4m
S10: Episode 447 - Final Destination 3
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular heads to Franchise Town as the gang chats about the pretty fun sequel, Final Destination 3! Who gets this excited about roller coasters? What is with all the 9/11 stuff? And it's their tricentennial, but Paul Revere was there doing the Midnight Ride? What? PLUS: HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TONY TODD IN THE FLESH IN THIS FILM? Final Destination 3 ...
1hr 50m Oct 08, 2019
1hr 50m
Animation Damnation - The Simpsons' "Treehouse of Horror V" (PREVIEW)
On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special The Simpsons ever produced, "Treehouse of Horror V." Originally airing October 30th, 1994, this episode features not only the finest "Treehouse" segment ever, the Stanley Kubrick parody, "The Shinning," it also contains—HEY NOW! This episode is for ...
5m Oct 06, 2019
5m
Episode 446 - The Shining (PREVIEW)
On this month's Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being during—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along...
5m Oct 04, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 445 - Friday the 13th (2009)
On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot, Friday the 13th! Why do these Platinum Dunes remakes have to try to be so EXTREEEEEEEEME?! Why is this cold open 25 minutes long? And why is that one dude whacking off right in the well-lit living room? PLUS: We agree with Jason—steal weed, get bu...
1hr 50m Oct 01, 2019
1hr 50m
S10: WHM Mail Bag: Inappropriately Laughing in Public, Campus Stalkers, and Fighting Over Theater Seats
On our September 2019 Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about people inappropriately laughing at others' misfortunes in public, creepy campus stalkers, people fighting over seats in a Wanted screening, and one poor soul that got threatened by the late, Italian character actor, Frank Vincent! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang, write in...
1hr Oct 01, 2019
1hr
The Nexus 37 - "Mirror, Mirror" / "A Matter of Honor" (PREVIEW)
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever, then follows it up with a convo about a season 2 TNG ep that might be more interesting than—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, visit our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock Exclusiv...
5m Sep 26, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 444 - The Lawnmower Man
On this episode, our accidental '90s month comes to a close as we tackle the hysterical VR thriller, The Lawnmower Man! Which cut of the film did we all watch? What's with Jeff Fahey's coke-head laugh? And what bargain bin did Geoffrey Lewis get this Irish accent in? PLUS: How much of this southern judge's time can Stephen King take up? The Lawnmower Man stars Jeff Fahey, Pierce Brosnan, Geoff...
1hr 41m Sep 24, 2019
1hr 41m
Animation Damnation - The Wuzzles (PREVIEW)
On this month's episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles! The episode in question, "What's Up, Stox?" originally aired December 7th, 1985—it would be the final episode of the series. What's with this creepy—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the full show, head to our Pa...
3m Sep 20, 2019
3m
S10: Episode 443 - Sphere
On this week's episode, the gang continues their unofficial/accidental '90s month as they tackle the ludicrous Crichton adaptation, Sphere! Why didn't they include the naval team that go underwater with them like in the book? Did Queen Latifah know they were going to use all those line reads? And when exactly did Liev Schreiber's voice lower? PLUS: What if the characters from Back to the Future...
1hr 39m Sep 17, 2019
1hr 39m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the whole show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehat...
3m Sep 15, 2019
3m
S10: Episode 442 - Double Impact
On this week's episode, the gang gets double vision talking about the stupid, but entertaining JCVD action fest, Double Impact! How was this split screen technology considered passable? What's with the silk underwear? And did we really need that fantasy sex scene? PLUS: Mario had his reasons for wanting to take Donkey Kong's life back in the '80s. Double Impact stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geo...
1hr 36m Sep 10, 2019
1hr 36m
Episode 441 - GoldenEye (PREVIEW)
On this month's patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with an enthusiastic conversation about GoldenEye! How great is the—HEY NOW! This episode is for patrons only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/w...
5m Sep 06, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 440 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! How asleep at the switch was Sutherland while making this? Why couldn't we get a little more gore? And why is the fight choreography so slow? PLUS: Donald Sutherland antagonizing Joss Whedon on set is a blissful encounter we wish we could've seen! Unlock Exclusive Content!: ht...
1hr 50m Sep 03, 2019
1hr 50m
WHM Mail Bag: Lecherous Jeff Goldblum, Cheap Proms, and Ruined "Midsommar" Screenings
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, proms with cheap entertainment, and heinous monsters ruining a screening of Midsommar. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com (mailto:weallhatemovie...
57m Aug 30, 2019
57m
S10: Episode 439 - Species (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
On the season 10 premiere, the gang is in-studio with writer, Keanu Reeves historian, and all-around fantastic person, Angelica Jade Bastién chatting about the super-horny, mid-90's, sci-fi dud, Species! What is with those nipple tentacles? Who thought the film needed an improvised Michael Madsen sex scene? And what kind of a name is Xavier Fitch, Ben Kingsley? PLUS: The Chuck E. Cheese origin ...
2hr 2m Aug 27, 2019
2hr 2m
The Nexus 36 - "The Changeling" / "Unnatural Selection" (PREVIEW)
On this month's journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they're both pretty dumb! First, over on TOS, it's the season two episode, "The Changeling," which originally aired September 29th, 1967. Here, we've got a super-silly—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only!...
4m Aug 22, 2019
4m