S6: WHM On-Screen: Deadpool
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve sit down to chat about the mega-success that is Deadpool. Throughout the talk, the two give their complaints & grievances with the film, and also mention what they really liked about it. Not shockingly, Steve is knowledgeable and informed about the character and where he comes from, while Andrew is ignorant and doing his best to keep up. PLUS: ...
34m Feb 24, 2016
34m
S6 Ep238: Episode 238 - Olympus Has Fallen (Live in D.C.)
Record live at the D.C. Improv in Washington, D.C. - December 12th, 2015 On this week's episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism thriller, Olympus Has Fallen! Was anyone fooled by Dylan McDermott's traitor character? Will Morgan Freeman ever get that presidential sandwich? And can everyone just stop saying the name Mike? PLUS: American Mike is the most American Secret Service a...
58m Feb 23, 2016
58m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Sweet Valentine Tales, Larry the Cable Guy Fandom, and Failed Summer Camp Hook-ups
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read stories about romantically sweet Harry Potter dates, aggressive judgements about Larry the Cable Guy fans, and one disastrous screening of an Oscar-winning film that also botched a potential orgy. PLUS: Steve's regret over developing another classic WHM line. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovi...
46m Feb 18, 2016
46m
S6 Ep237: Episode 237 - The Watcher
This week on the show, the guys try to make heads or tails of the 2000 serial killer flop, The Watcher! What's with Keanu's dancing at the beginning? Is Spader believable as this broken F.B.I. agent? And why don't they just kiss already? PLUS: Keanu's house guest, Bryan, tricks him into all sorts of roles he doesn't want. The Watcher stars James Spader, Keanu Reeves, Marisa Tomei, Chris Ellis, ...
1hr 16m Feb 16, 2016
1hr 16m
S6 Ep236: Episode 236 - Daredevil
On this week's episode, the gang takes on the Valentine's 2003 superhero movie, Daredevil! Could Affleck be any stiffer as the titular Devil from Hell's Kitchen? What's with all the Nü Metal on this soundtrack? And could they make a great character like Elektra any more lame? PLUS: Joey Pants wants to remind you that he's from Hoboken. Daredevil stars Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell...
1hr 29m Feb 09, 2016
1hr 29m
S6 Ep235: Episode 235 - American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II (or No Retreat, No Surrender 5)
On this week's episode, the gang gets back to their roots by railing on a good, old fashioned, "White Guy Karate" movie: it's American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II! Is this the most obnoxious, American pig in all of white guy martial arts? How do we only see the villain for four minutes? And what's with that knock-off NFL merchandise? PLUS: George H. W. Bush and the plot line that made hi...
1hr 32m Feb 02, 2016
1hr 32m
S6: Animation Damnation #24 - Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the latest cartoon incarnation of the Scooby Gang, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! What's with Welker hogging all the roles? Why sex-up Velma? And is this actually good? PLUS: Fred introduces the gang to his angry, Korean War veteran of a father. The episode in question, "Mystery 101", originally aired October 5th, 2015. Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! sta...
26m Jan 29, 2016
26m
S6 Ep234: Episode 234 - The Last Witch Hunter
On the final episode of the Worst of 2015, the gang gets real tough and real magical as they sit through the magically tough fantasy action thrill ride--question mark?--The Last Witch Hunter! What's with Vin Diesel saying "magic" every six seconds? Does Michael Caine stand in any of his scenes? And why couldn't they hire an actual human being to play the Witch Queen? PLUS: Your favorite Ghostbu...
1hr 22m Jan 26, 2016
1hr 22m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Unruly Audiences, Projection Mishaps, and Straight Up Messing Yourself
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from folks who want to become professional wrestlers, had their Hateful Eight audience lose its cool, frequented a multiplex with wretched projection, and even, oh boy, shit their pants at the movies! If you want your questions answered on the air, or have some strange tales you want to tell--or just need to work through some trauma from your pa...
1hr Jan 21, 2016
1hr
S6 Ep233: Episode 233 - Pixels
On this week's episode, the Worst of 2015 month continues as the gang levels down to watch one of two Adam Sandler movies to come out last year, the totally inept Pixels! Why did we need the first fifteen minutes of this movie to explain what arcades and video games are? Why does this screenplay think playing video games is comparable to firing massive weaponry and driving race cars IRL? And wh...
1hr 38m Jan 19, 2016
1hr 38m
S6 Ep232: Russell Madness
On this week's episode, the gang continues their Worst of 2015 month with an off-brand family film, the wrestling dog epic, Russell Madness!
1hr 41m Jan 12, 2016
1hr 41m
S6 Ep231: Entourage
On the first episode of 2016, the gang kicks off a month-long look at some of the worst films of 2015, and what better way to start than with one of the most unnecessary films to ever exist, Entourage!
1hr 38m Jan 05, 2016
1hr 38m
S6: Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous Rankin & Bass holiday special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year!
31m Dec 31, 2015
31m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets
It's another outrageous edition of WHM Mail Bag!
40m Dec 28, 2015
40m
S6: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
On this episode of WHM On-Screen: Long story short - we liked it a lot.
50m Dec 23, 2015
50m
S6 Ep230: Santa Claus: The Movie
On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic(?), Santa Claus: The Movie!
1hr 23m Dec 22, 2015
1hr 23m
S6 Ep229: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
On this week's episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones!
1hr 29m Dec 15, 2015
1hr 29m
S6: WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special
On this special WHM On-Screen rerun to kick off Star Wars Week here at WHM, the gang revisits the time they traveled to a galaxy far, far away around the holidays and found The Star Wars Holiday Special!
57m Dec 14, 2015
57m
S6 Ep228: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
On We Hate Movies' 5th anniversary show, the gang sits down to chat about the unnecessary - but not terrible! - sequel, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey!
1hr 19m Dec 08, 2015
1hr 19m
S6 Ep227: Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation
On this week's episode, the gang heads to Dark Heart's summer camp in the totally batshit insane, Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation!
1hr 15m Dec 01, 2015
1hr 15m
S6 Ep226: Weekend at Bernie's II
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to the beach to spend another couple days with Rich, Larry, and old Bern in Weekend at Bernie's II!
1hr 29m Nov 24, 2015
1hr 29m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Puke, Podcast Bonding, and Porno Tape Mix-ups
It's another HILARIOUS episode of WHM Mail Bag!
27m Nov 19, 2015
27m
S6: WHM On-Screen: Spectre
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang sits down to have a quick chat about Spectre. A slight case of "Different Opinions on We Hate Movies" turns up as the guys debate things like the merits of all the franchise references, that Sam Smith song, Bond's Scooby team, Daniel Craig's potential return, and, of course, their personal rankings of all the Craig films. PLUS: Was that art director in...
23m Nov 18, 2015
23m
S6 Ep225: Weekend at Bernie's
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off a two week Bernie-a-thon with the coked-out, bad decision-filled nonsense-fest, Weekend at Bernie's!
1hr 24m Nov 17, 2015
1hr 24m
S6: Animation Damnation #22 - James Bond Jr.
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the totally wrongheaded James Bond Jr.!
36m Nov 12, 2015
36m
S6 Ep224: Supergirl
On this episode, the gang heads back to the comic world to chat about the disasterous, embarrassing, lazy, multi-cut, train wreck, Supergirl!
1hr 39m Nov 10, 2015
1hr 39m
S6 Ep223: Never Say Never Again
On this week's episode, the gang gets all dolled up in their best tuxedos and terrible hair pieces to chat about the 1983 (unofficial) Bond film, Never Say Never Again!
1hr 38m Nov 03, 2015
1hr 38m
S6: On-Screen: The Friday the 13th Franchise
On this spooktacular edition of On-Screen, the gang ranks the entire Friday the 13th franchise from best to worst!
47m Oct 30, 2015
47m
S6: Animation Damnation #21 - Beetlejuice
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang keeps things spooktacular as they rip into the terribly ill-conceived cartoon adaptation, Beetlejuice!
28m Oct 29, 2015
28m
S6 Ep222: Thinner
On this episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular wraps up as the gang takes a bite out of the lame Stephen King (or should we say Richard Bachman?) adaptation, Thinner!
1hr 26m Oct 27, 2015
1hr 26m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Weird NYC Tales, Library Creeps, and Terrifying Advertising
It's an all-new hilarious edition of WHM Mail Bag!
38m Oct 26, 2015
38m
S6 Ep221: Freddy vs. Jason
This week on the 2015 WHM Spooktacular, it's Franchise Time as the gang heads to Crystal Lake by way of Springwood to challenge the long awaited 2003 monster team-up, Freddy vs. Jason!
1hr 34m Oct 20, 2015
1hr 34m
S6 Ep220: Killer Workout
On this week's episode, our Halloween Spooktacular turn steps, hop turns and high kicks into week two with the totally sleazy Killer Workout!
1hr 12m Oct 13, 2015
1hr 12m
S6 Ep219: Brainscan
On this week's episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular kicks off in rare form as the WHM gang tackles Brainscan!
1hr 32m Oct 06, 2015
1hr 32m
S6: Animation Damnation #20 - G.I. Joe Part 2
On the second and final episode of September's all-request Animation Damnation, the guys head back to Joe Town with an episode of G.I. Joe
34m Sep 30, 2015
34m
S6 Ep218: The Devil's Advocate
On this week's episode, Listener Request Month comes to a close as the gang makes a deal with the world's shortest Satan -- it's The Devil's Advocate!
1hr 36m Sep 29, 2015
1hr 36m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Bad Jobs, Crying at Movies and Our Favorite Simpsons Moments
It's an all-new WHM Mail Bag!
23m Sep 24, 2015
23m
S6 Ep217: The Dead Pool
On this week's episode, Listener Request Month rolls on as the gang takes a trip to foggy San Francisco for a ride along with Dirty Harry Callahan in the super silly, super murder-y The Dead Pool!
1hr 33m Sep 22, 2015
1hr 33m
S6 Ep216: Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
As the new Listener Request Month rolls on, the gang heads to the Land of Made for Television to discuss the totally creepy, porn panic Lifetime Movie, Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life!
1hr 31m Sep 15, 2015
1hr 31m
S6: Animation Damnation #19 - Speed Racer
On the season premiere of Animation Damnation, the gang takes a look at an off-the-wall episode of Speed Racer!
33m Sep 10, 2015
33m
S6 Ep215: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
On the season six premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang kicks off an all-new Listener Request Month with a title that is, in the loosest sense of the word, a movie - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!
1hr 20m Sep 08, 2015
1hr 20m
S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
"I convinced myself I liked this movie for five years." - Steve Sajdak
1hr 33m Sep 01, 2015
1hr 33m
S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Eight Crazy Nights
"It's just a bunch of shit jokes." - Steve Sajdak
1hr 16m Aug 25, 2015
1hr 16m
S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Judge Dredd
"He’s just a big turd in this movie" - Steve Sajdak, on Rob Schneider's presence in the film.
1hr 21m Aug 18, 2015
1hr 21m
S5: WHM Summer Rerun - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
What the gang thought of the film: "If anyone can handle a Fuck You, it's George Lucas." - Andrew Jupin
1hr 26m Aug 11, 2015
1hr 26m
S5: Animation Damnation Summer Rerun: Joe's Night Out
What the gang thought of this cartoon episode: "You wanna give Ed Harris a heart attack, this is how you do it." - Chris Cabin
42m Aug 06, 2015
42m
S5: WHM Summer Rerun - The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking
What the gang thought of the film: "This movie is about an ice cream fight!" - Steve Sajdak
1hr 30m Aug 04, 2015
1hr 30m
S5 Ep214: Green Lantern (Live in Cambridge, Mass)
On the WHM season finale, the guys are in Cambridge to talk about one of the absolute worst comic book movies on record, 2011's Green Lantern!
1hr 19m Jul 28, 2015
1hr 19m
S5 Ep213: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
On the penultimate episode of the 2015 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang tackles possibly the worst adaptation of Alan Moore's work yet, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!
1hr 44m Jul 21, 2015
1hr 44m
S5: WHM Mail Bag: Special Summer Camp Edition!
It's another hilarious edition of WHM Mail Bag!
31m Jul 17, 2015
31m