MELR0210 #6 - Melrose Place "Lost & Found"
On the Melrose Place episode of this week's MELR0210 offerings, the gang is chatting about the third episode of season one, "Lost & Found"! Originally airing July 22nd, 1992, this episode has Billy writing a garbage screenplay and Allison being too much of a coward to lie to him; Michael and Jane doing the Michael & Jane nonsense, only this time there are chili-dogs involved; Sandy causing misc...
53m Apr 10, 2020
53m
Unlock the Vault - Man of Steel
On this week's episode, the gang turns their key and unlocks the vault for a special presentation of their Man of Steel episode! Previously released on their Patreon feed only (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) , this episode has the guys pondering why we couldn't have a Krypton prequel movie with Russell Crowe, why Superman keeps having to hitch-hike everywhere, and whether this movie had a...
1hr 49m Apr 07, 2020
1hr 49m
MELR0210 #5 - 90210 "The Green Room"
HUNK ALERT: We're kicking off this week's run of MELR0210 shows by chatting about one of the greatest moments in television history: the debut of Luke Perry's Dylan McKay in the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The Green Room"! Originally airing October 11th, 1990, this episode features the aforementioned Dylan being a totally mysterious rich-boy hunk, Brandon acting like a whiny baby in Dylan's ...
59m Apr 06, 2020
59m
Animation Damnation - "The New Adventures of Gumby" (PREVIEW)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets clay-mated as they tackle a late-80's continuation of the wildly popular Gumby franchise with an episode on The New Adventures of Gumby! The two shorts that make up this episode feature insane elements like Gumby being in a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today...
4m Apr 03, 2020
4m
MELR0210 #4 - Melrose Place "Friends & Lovers"
On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 episodes, the gang is chatting about MP's second episode, "Friends & Lovers," which originally aired on July 15th, 1992. Here, we marvel as Billy gets a job driving a cab and meets a potential serial killer; we bite our nails with anticipation over whether or not Allison ever gets to the "Paint Store;" and we look on in sheer terror as Michael w...
51m Apr 02, 2020
51m
S10: Episode 477 - The Commuter
This episode is for Matthew Woodard, friend of the show & Muldooner through and through. On this week's episode, the gang wraps up the 2020 Listener Request Month with a conversation about the ridiculous Liam Neeson action mystery, The Commuter! Why did they not bother researching any kind of New York geography for this script? Could they have made it any more obvious that Patrick Wilson is cr...
1hr 52m Mar 31, 2020
1hr 52m
MELR0210 #3 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 2"
We kick off this week's run of MELR0210 by finishing up the second part of the 90210 pilot, originally known as one 90-ish minute entity titled, "Class of Beverly Hills"! What a scuzzy move by Brandon, no? How does Brenda's date not catch on that she's a high school student after that "black hole" conversation? And what's with that fish tank thing? PLUS: Hey, isn't that the guy from Hepcat? ME...
52m Mar 30, 2020
52m
S10: Quarantined Mail Bag #1 - Puking During 4DX, Meeting Mr. Crisp, and Going On a Blind Date to "Multiplicity"
On the first recorded quarantined WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about someone puking during a horrendous Rise of Skywalker 4DX screening, someone meeting the guy who played Mr. Crisp in Kindergarten Cop, a guy's date farting through Multiplicity, and more! NOTE: We attempted to record video for this episode but it didn't shake out, so please excuse all remaining references to any visual ...
45m Mar 29, 2020
45m
MELR0210 #2 - Melrose Place "Pilot"
On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 eps, the gang is chatting about the world's introduction to the sexy Gen-X crew living at 4616 Melrose Place! In this pilot adventure, Allison finds a new roommate in the obnoxious hunk Billy, Jane tells Michael she's lonely for the first of what will be 10,000 times, Jake goes on a date with West Beverly High's Kelly Taylor, a serial killer huf...
55m Mar 26, 2020
55m
S10: Episode 476 - Queen of the Damned
On this week's episode, it's the penultimate listener requested title of 2020 and the gang is forced to talk about the horrendous nü-metal-soaked vampire flick, Queen of the Damned! Where on Earth did they get the idea that this was an appropriate soundtrack to accompany this source material? So Cruise turned down the role, but... Stuart Townsend? And who could possibly care about this vampire ...
1hr 49m Mar 24, 2020
1hr 49m
MELR0210 #1 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 1"
On the inaugural episode of our new Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place chat show, the guys are chatting about the first part of the 90-minute pilot to Aaron Spelling & Darren Star's smash hit, Beverly Hills, 90210! Originally airing October 4th, 1990, the pilot introduces us to the Walsh twins, Brenda & Brandon, as they navigate their new school, West Beverly High! Look at all these mullets! Ar...
39m Mar 23, 2020
39m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #15 - Kneesaa the Ewok Princess (PREVIEW)
On this month's patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess! We know, an absolute legend. A veteran of the Battle of Endor, Kneesaa was also a—WHOA NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly unlock this episode alon...
4m Mar 20, 2020
4m
S10: Episode 475 - A Sound of Thunder
On this week's episode, the gang's descent into madness—a.k.a. Listener Request Month—brings the boys to the doorstep of one of the absolute dumbest films ever covered on the show, A Sound of Thunder! Why couldn't they get Ben Kingsley for longer? Who is Ed Burns fooling? Could that dinosaur have looked any worse? And why did they bother releasing this at all? PLUS: A fair use-covered review of...
1hr 59m Mar 17, 2020
1hr 59m
Episode 474 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (PREVIEW)
On this month's patron-requested episode of We Love Movies, the gang fondly looks back at John Hughes' Shermer-to-Chicago hangover movie gem, Ferris Bueller's Day Off! How quickly should Ed Rooney have been—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive episodes across multiple shows, head over to our Patreon page and sign u...
5m Mar 13, 2020
5m
Animation Damnation - "Adventures of the Gummi Bears" (PREVIEW)
On this month's [patron-selected] episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally bonkers Disney coke-dream, Adventures of the Gummi Bears! In the pilot episode, "A New Beginning," which originally aired back on September 14th, 1985, we see a cavalcade of legendary—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusiv...
4m Mar 12, 2020
4m
S10: Episode 473 - Death Wish 4: The Crackdown
On this week's outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic, Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! What does it say about Kersey that he's now dreaming up plots to other Death Wish films? How many dummies were destroyed for the creation of this film? And why is Bronson so bad at tapping the mafia's phones? PLUS: Paul ...
2hr 11m Mar 10, 2020
2hr 11m
S10: Episode 472 - Law Abiding Citizen
On the first episode of the 2020 Listener Request Month, the gang is subjected to the totally over-the-top legal thriller, Law Abiding Citizen! Did Gerard Butler have to get naked for that one scene? What's with this ridiculous waiter coming into the jail cell? And isn't Colm Meaney supposed to be in charge here? PLUS: Should execution chambers adopt the Alamo Drafthouse no-talking policy? Law...
1hr 48m Mar 03, 2020
1hr 48m
S10: WHM Mail Bag: Third Wheels at the Movies, Theater Toilet Misunderstandings & Watching Gallagher Suck
On this month's episode, the guys read letters about people being the third wheel on movie dates, getting wrongfully accused of wrecking a movie theater bathroom, buying Legos with Harrison Ford, watching bigoted comedian Gallagher be a jerk, and more! If you want your stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang you want answered on the show, write into the mail bag...
1hr 1m Mar 02, 2020
1hr 1m
S10: Episode 471 - Doom
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom! Why is so much of this movie people walking down hallways? Was this one of the last movies the Rock had hair in? And why do they make Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike's characters so... thirsty for each other? PLUS: A big WHM announcement right up top! Doom stars Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Karl Urban, Ro...
1hr 46m Feb 25, 2020
1hr 46m
The Nexus #42 - "I, Mudd" / "The Royale" (PREVIEW)
On this month's edition of The Nexus, the episodes couldn't be farther apart as we chat about two Trek shows of very differing quality! First on TOS, it's the return of intergalactic scumbag, Harry Mudd in, "I, Mudd"! Originally airing on November 3rd, 1967, this episode features classic Trek elements like an army of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, and insta...
5m Feb 23, 2020
5m
Animation Damnation - "Yogi's Gang" (PREVIEW)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is talking about the completely absurd garbage experience known as Yogi's Gang! The episode in question, um, "Dr. Bigot," originally aired September 8th, 1973, features a rag-tag group of—HEEEEEY BOO-BOO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovie...
3m Feb 20, 2020
3m
S10: Episode 470 - Teen Wolf (Live in Hollywood)
On this week's episode, it's the gang's first of what wound up being a two-show night at the legendary Hollywood Improv! Recorded during last year's fall tour, the gang kicked off the LA shows by talking about the beloved '80s classic, Teen Wolf! Hey, was Scott's dad hitting on Boof? Did any kids die after seeing Michael J. Fox surfing on that van? And did that woman sleep with him while he was...
1hr 14m Feb 18, 2020
1hr 14m
Making It So #3 - "The End is the Beginning" (PREVIEW)
On episode three of Making It So, the gang is gaining confidence in the new Trek series as they chat about the episode that finally gets... engaging, "The End is the Beginning"! How rad was it to finally see—HEY NOW! Making It So is a new Star Trek: Picard re-cap show made exclusively for our Patreon subscribers! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe today (http:/...
4m Feb 12, 2020
4m
S10: Episode 468 - Cruel Intentions (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back Vulture writer and friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the outrageous teen sex romp, Cruel Intentions! Was no one considering the fact that these characters are like 18 tops? What is with Ryan Phillippe's terrible duster? And did we really need this horrendous Joshua Jackson character? PLUS: Chris Cabin falls down a paranoid rab...
2hr 1m Feb 11, 2020
2hr 1m
S10: Episode 467 - Orphan
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous eerie kid movie, Orphan! How is this kid sitting at the absolute back of the orphanage not an immediate red flag? Why does this girl dress like it's 1885? And to Hell with this movie tree house! PLUS: Tune into HBO's next hit current events show, Little Dennis Miller Live! Orphan stars Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuh...
2hr 4m Feb 04, 2020
2hr 4m
The Nexus #41 - "Catspaw" / "Contagion" (PREVIEW)
On the first trip into the Nexus in 2020, the gang is chatting about two spectacularly outrageous episodes of Trek! First on TOS, it's the spooky episode "Catspaw"! Originally airing October 27th, 1967, this episode features everything you expect in science—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patr...
4m Jan 31, 2020
4m
Making It So #1 - "Remembrance"
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR STAR TREK: PICARD (OBVIOUSLY)! On the debut episode of Making It So, WHM's all-new Star Trek: Picard recap show, the gang is chatting about the series premiere of the latest Trek endeavor that gets off to a... mostly okay start! How rad is it seeing Picard running his family vineyard? What was with that acid spit bomb device? And boy, can Data sure paint a pretty picture! PL...
43m Jan 29, 2020
43m
S10: Episode 466 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
On this week's episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw! Why did they try and cram three movies into one? Did no one think to call Toretto? And why did the screenwriters feel the need to change location more times than a Bond film? PLUS: A "Prison Paul" movie star...
1hr 50m Jan 28, 2020
1hr 50m
S10: Animation Damnation - "Fast & Furious Spy Racers" (PREVIEW)
On this month's high-octane episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers! The episode in question, "Born a Toretto," dropped December 26th, 2019—along with the rest of the first season—on Netflix. Could they make this look any more like—whoa, hit the brakes! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, al...
3m Jan 24, 2020
3m
S10: Episode 465 - Yesterday
On this week's episode, the Worst of 2019 Month continues as the guys chat about the totally lame Beatles-heavy fantasy, Yesterday! Why not explore the English woman and Russian guy characters more? Is this protagonist really a huge Beatles fan to begin with? And how did they think ending it this way was acceptable? PLUS: Get OUT OF TOWN with that "cameo." Yesterday stars Himesh Patel, Lily Ja...
1hr 48m Jan 21, 2020
1hr 48m
S10: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #13 - Emperor Palpatine (PREVIEW)
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine! How hilarious is it that Palpatine was a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly access this outrageous Palpatine ep along with hours, upon hours...
3m Jan 17, 2020
3m
S10: Episode 464 - Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (PREVIEW)
On this month's exclusive, full-length bonus We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about last year's studio smash hit, Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood! How rad is all the—WHOA, Jack! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly access this episode on...
6m Jan 16, 2020
6m
S10: Episode 463 - Angel Has Fallen
On this week's episode, the gang continues celebrating(?) the worst of 2019 with a raucous conversation about American Mike 3, known elsewhere as Angel Has Fallen! How in the world is Gerard Butler not the head of the Secret Service by now? Does American Mike have CTE? And why did we need that stupid stinger scene? PLUS: Hey, American Mike, meet your dad's new wife—a skeleton? Angel Has Fallen...
2hr 2m Jan 14, 2020
2hr 2m
S10: Episode 462 - Hellboy (2019)
On the first episode of 2020, the gang is chatting about one of the worst films of last year, Hellboy! Who asked for this? No, seriously—who? Why did they cram four movies into this one film? What's with the Lobster Johnson cameo? And come ON with the King Arthur crap! PLUS: Did Hellboy's HQ move to Colorado because they legalized it? Hellboy stars David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, S...
1hr 51m Jan 07, 2020
1hr 51m
S10: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" AHEAD! On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final installment of the "Skywalker Saga" - STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! How bungled did this actually get? What's with all the slap-dash editing? Could they have chilled with those death fake-outs? And how did the Emperor get stuck in on...
1hr 11m Jan 06, 2020
1hr 11m
S10: Episode 461 - Mad Max: Fury Road
On the final episode of 2019, the gang brings We Love Movies month to an end with a spirited convo about one of the best films ever made, Mad Max: Fury Road! Does cinematic stunt work get better than this? It is definitely a career best for Charlize, no? And how sweet would it be to ride on that rock and roll tank? PLUS: No way Immortan Joe could sprint down that hallway! Mad Max: Fury Road st...
2hr 16m Dec 31, 2019
2hr 16m
The Nexus #40 - Star Trek: First Contact (PREVIEW)
On this month's very special WLM-themed episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the beloved TNG film from 1996, Star Trek: First Contact! What took Geordi so long to—HALT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I mean, uh, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly unlock this episode, plu...
7m Dec 27, 2019
7m
S10: WHM Mail Bag: Plane Pukers, Amish Movie Night, Opening Presents Before Christmas & More!
On this month's special Holiday Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about folks dodging airplane marathon pukers, Amish kids watching The Karate Kid, kids opening their presents and playing with them before Christmas, and the dangers of the wretched "Movie Party" idea! PLUS: An actual tutorial some dude made about eating watermelon properly... posted to Pornhub? If you have a question for the gan...
50m Dec 26, 2019
50m
S10: Episode 460 - Gremlins
On this week's Christmas Edition of We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the all-time Christmas/horror classic, Gremlins! How about the great Dick Miller in this movie? How much does that Burger King stick out on the town set? And why is Phoebe Cates serving the Gremlins alcohol? PLUS: Country Funk's Hoyt Axton being fed full meals while sleeping is a thing that's discussed! Gremlins sta...
1hr 58m Dec 24, 2019
1hr 58m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #12 - Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, it's the holiday season and we're celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke Skywalker's beloved, barbecued caretakers, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru! Can we make the slang word—E CHU TA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up now (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) . Inst...
3m Dec 21, 2019
3m
Animation Damnation - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (PREVIEW)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, loyal Patreon subscribers! On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets into the holiday spirit by chatting about the beloved Christmas sensation, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Was Burl Ives' snowman facial hair modeled after—HO! HO! HO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today (h...
5m Dec 20, 2019
5m
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 7: The Reckoning (PREVIEW)
Not yet hip to The Mandalorian Half-Hour? Trying to figure out whether or not you're going to watch The Mandalorian at all? Just getting into the show now and playing catch-up? Well here's a quick taste of how we do television re-caps on the WHM Patreon! Have a listen to this exclusive clip from our latest episode and get ready as we all gear up for next week's season finale! If you dig on what...
3m Dec 19, 2019
3m
S10: Episode 459 - Return of the Jedi
On this week's very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars adventure by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi! How horrifying is it that these ewoks are definitely eating human flesh? What was Lucas thinking with that gleep glop sticking its lips in the camera in the altered version? And is that dude crying over the Rancor showing the first nipple...
2hr 54m Dec 17, 2019
2hr 54m
S10: Episode 458 - The Empire Strikes Back (PREVIEW)
On this month's massive, nearly 3-hour bonus episode, the gang continues celebrating We Love Movies month with a super-sized chat about The Empire Strikes Back! How cruel is the fate of—whoa, young Jedi! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, visit our Patreon and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly unlock this show and hours, upon hours of ad...
4m Dec 13, 2019
4m
S10: 457 - The Rock (Live in San Francisco)
On this week's show, the gang is live from Cobb's in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock! Is Nicolas Cage naked under that guitar? Why didn't the movie care at all about those hostages? And is Blimpie still a thing? PLUS: What if Sean Connery played Pennywise? The Rock stars Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, John Spencer, David Morse, W...
1hr 36m Dec 10, 2019
1hr 36m
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 4: Sanctuary (PREVIEW)
On this week's edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show's fourth installment, "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"! In this episode we're finally introduced to—HEY NOW! This show is for subscribers only! To listen to the full episode, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Instantly access t...
5m Dec 05, 2019
5m
S10: 456 - Die Hard with a Vengeance (with Jon Gabrus)
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty (https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty) and Action Boys (https://www.patreon.com/ActionBoyz) ' Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance! Recorded at the HeadGum studio in Los Angeles, the guys wonder why the screenwriter was willing to die on ...
1hr 37m Dec 03, 2019
1hr 37m
The Nexus #39 - "The Doomsday Machine" / "The Dauphin" (PREVIEW)
This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we're chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS, followed by one of the absolute worst episodes of TNG humanity has ever seen! First on TOS, it's "The Doomsday Machine!" Originally airing October 20th, 1967, this episode features Spock facing off against a shitty—WHOA THERE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full...
5m Nov 28, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 455 - The Karate Kid (Live in Hollywood)
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about 1984's The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California! Recorded on the most recent leg of tour, this show saw the guys asking the important questions, like: what was Mrs. LaRusso smoking and where could they get some? Where did Mr. Miyagi get that Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars? And what's with that neighborhood kid's pig t-shirt? P...
1hr 15m Nov 26, 2019
1hr 15m
S10: Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)
On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A., what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violenc...
1hr 37m Nov 19, 2019
1hr 37m