S10: The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 1
On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian! How bad ass was Herzog here? How come the Mandalorian doesn't have a sick codpiece? And how about Nick Nolte as that Ugnaught?! PLUS: Eric's dream of seeing a bounty hunter droid in action finally comes to pass! The first episode of The ...
34m Nov 18, 2019
34m
S10: Episode 453 - The Terminator (PREVIEW)
On this month's bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron's 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator. Does the Arnold puppet stand the test of wretched Father Time? Does the Terminator actually kill Bill Paxton's character? And is that confirmation on Arnold's—HEY NOW! This episode is for terminators and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to ou...
4m Nov 15, 2019
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S10: Episode 452 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
On this week's episode, it's almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film "comedy," I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry! What's with Sandler's character's cartoonish sex addiction? Can firefighters be on the take? And could this film get any more disingenuous? PLUS: Gary Busey goes off-Broadway! I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry stars Adam ...
2hr 3m Nov 12, 2019
2hr 3m
S10: Episode 451 - Terminator Salvation (with David Sims)
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin & David, David Sims into the studio to chat about the dull-as-dirt, missed opportunity known as Termination Salvation! Where are all the lasers we were promised? Why do the filmmakers play the Sam-Worthington-being-a-robot stuff like it's a huge twist? Who is approving t...
1hr 58m Nov 05, 2019
1hr 58m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #11 - Boba Fett (PREVIEW)
On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? What was his relationship with—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemo...
3m Nov 02, 2019
3m
WHM Mail Bag: Fighting at the Video Store, Chest Burster Toys, and Fango-Moms!
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about being the third wheel on a long drive with a couple who's fighting, moms mistaking nerdy sci-fi molds for sex toys, movie experts not being believed, the absolute worst "Freddy vs. Jason" screening situation in the history of the world, plus much more! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for...
47m Oct 31, 2019
47m
S10: Episode 450 - The Monster Squad
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as the gang chats about the good-if-you-saw-it-as-a-kid horror comedy, The Monster Squad! Why does the Fish Man have so little to do? Is this guy the worst Dracula in film culture? And is that true about Wolf Man anatomy? PLUS: So how many cast members from Everybody Loves Raymond have a sex tape? The Monster Squad stars ...
1hr 51m Oct 29, 2019
1hr 51m
The Nexus #38 - "The Apple" / "The Measure of a Man" (PREVIEW)
On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny! First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the horrendous episode where Kirk & Company stumble across—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the rest of the show, sign up for our Patreon today (http://www.patreon.com/w...
4m Oct 29, 2019
4m
S10: Episode 449 - Child's Play (Live in Chicago)
Recorded live at Thalia Hall in Chicago, Illinois - June 16th, 2019 On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular is live from Chicago's Thalia Hall as the gang is chatting about the original Child's Play! What's with all the gun play at the beginning? Why was Brad Dourif's character studying voodoo at all? And does anyone out there have any Child's Play tattoos? PLUS: Tommy Wiseau h...
1hr 35m Oct 22, 2019
1hr 35m
S10: Episode 448 - The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 schlock-fest, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)! How did Tom Six never think to build out ANY of these characters? Are these the two worst cops in film history? And what's the deal with the mad doctor's ultra-'90s ditch-digging outfit? PLUS: Will Alec B...
1hr 44m Oct 15, 2019
1hr 44m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #10 - Labria the Devil Guy (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina! Hear how Labria was the galaxy's biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) . Instantly access this episode, ...
4m Oct 10, 2019
4m
S10: Episode 447 - Final Destination 3
On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular heads to Franchise Town as the gang chats about the pretty fun sequel, Final Destination 3! Who gets this excited about roller coasters? What is with all the 9/11 stuff? And it's their tricentennial, but Paul Revere was there doing the Midnight Ride? What? PLUS: HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TONY TODD IN THE FLESH IN THIS FILM? Final Destination 3 ...
1hr 50m Oct 08, 2019
1hr 50m
Animation Damnation - The Simpsons' "Treehouse of Horror V" (PREVIEW)
On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special The Simpsons ever produced, "Treehouse of Horror V." Originally airing October 30th, 1994, this episode features not only the finest "Treehouse" segment ever, the Stanley Kubrick parody, "The Shinning," it also contains—HEY NOW! This episode is for ...
5m Oct 06, 2019
5m
Episode 446 - The Shining (PREVIEW)
On this month's Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being during—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along...
5m Oct 04, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 445 - Friday the 13th (2009)
On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot, Friday the 13th! Why do these Platinum Dunes remakes have to try to be so EXTREEEEEEEEME?! Why is this cold open 25 minutes long? And why is that one dude whacking off right in the well-lit living room? PLUS: We agree with Jason—steal weed, get bu...
1hr 50m Oct 01, 2019
1hr 50m
S10: WHM Mail Bag: Inappropriately Laughing in Public, Campus Stalkers, and Fighting Over Theater Seats
On our September 2019 Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about people inappropriately laughing at others' misfortunes in public, creepy campus stalkers, people fighting over seats in a Wanted screening, and one poor soul that got threatened by the late, Italian character actor, Frank Vincent! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang, write in...
1hr Oct 01, 2019
1hr
The Nexus 37 - "Mirror, Mirror" / "A Matter of Honor" (PREVIEW)
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever, then follows it up with a convo about a season 2 TNG ep that might be more interesting than—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, visit our Patreon page and sign up today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock Exclusiv...
5m Sep 26, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 444 - The Lawnmower Man
On this episode, our accidental '90s month comes to a close as we tackle the hysterical VR thriller, The Lawnmower Man! Which cut of the film did we all watch? What's with Jeff Fahey's coke-head laugh? And what bargain bin did Geoffrey Lewis get this Irish accent in? PLUS: How much of this southern judge's time can Stephen King take up? The Lawnmower Man stars Jeff Fahey, Pierce Brosnan, Geoff...
1hr 41m Sep 24, 2019
1hr 41m
Animation Damnation - The Wuzzles (PREVIEW)
On this month's episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles! The episode in question, "What's Up, Stox?" originally aired December 7th, 1985—it would be the final episode of the series. What's with this creepy—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the full show, head to our Pa...
3m Sep 20, 2019
3m
S10: Episode 443 - Sphere
On this week's episode, the gang continues their unofficial/accidental '90s month as they tackle the ludicrous Crichton adaptation, Sphere! Why didn't they include the naval team that go underwater with them like in the book? Did Queen Latifah know they were going to use all those line reads? And when exactly did Liev Schreiber's voice lower? PLUS: What if the characters from Back to the Future...
1hr 39m Sep 17, 2019
1hr 39m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the whole show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehat...
3m Sep 15, 2019
3m
S10: Episode 442 - Double Impact
On this week's episode, the gang gets double vision talking about the stupid, but entertaining JCVD action fest, Double Impact! How was this split screen technology considered passable? What's with the silk underwear? And did we really need that fantasy sex scene? PLUS: Mario had his reasons for wanting to take Donkey Kong's life back in the '80s. Double Impact stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geo...
1hr 36m Sep 10, 2019
1hr 36m
Episode 441 - GoldenEye (PREVIEW)
On this month's patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with an enthusiastic conversation about GoldenEye! How great is the—HEY NOW! This episode is for patrons only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/w...
5m Sep 06, 2019
5m
S10: Episode 440 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! How asleep at the switch was Sutherland while making this? Why couldn't we get a little more gore? And why is the fight choreography so slow? PLUS: Donald Sutherland antagonizing Joss Whedon on set is a blissful encounter we wish we could've seen! Unlock Exclusive Content!: ht...
1hr 50m Sep 03, 2019
1hr 50m
WHM Mail Bag: Lecherous Jeff Goldblum, Cheap Proms, and Ruined "Midsommar" Screenings
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, proms with cheap entertainment, and heinous monsters ruining a screening of Midsommar. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com (mailto:weallhatemovie...
57m Aug 30, 2019
57m
S10: Episode 439 - Species (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
On the season 10 premiere, the gang is in-studio with writer, Keanu Reeves historian, and all-around fantastic person, Angelica Jade Bastién chatting about the super-horny, mid-90's, sci-fi dud, Species! What is with those nipple tentacles? Who thought the film needed an improvised Michael Madsen sex scene? And what kind of a name is Xavier Fitch, Ben Kingsley? PLUS: The Chuck E. Cheese origin ...
2hr 2m Aug 27, 2019
2hr 2m
The Nexus 36 - "The Changeling" / "Unnatural Selection" (PREVIEW)
On this month's journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they're both pretty dumb! First, over on TOS, it's the season two episode, "The Changeling," which originally aired September 29th, 1967. Here, we've got a super-silly—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only!...
4m Aug 22, 2019
4m
S9 Ep438: Episode 438 - The Wicker Man (2006) [Live at the Gramercy Theatre]
On this week's episode, the 2019 East Cage Tour comes to an end in beautiful New York City! The gang rounded things out at the Gramercy Theatre by talking about the absolutely ludicrous horror remake, The Wicker Man! What's with that Aaron Eckhart cameo? Why does Cage keep his entire suit on the whole film? And what a total boss conversation-ender Ellen Burstyn has here! PLUS: Take a drink ever...
1hr 29m Aug 20, 2019
1hr 29m
2: Unlock the Vault - The Nexus 24 "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil"
We're unlocking the WHM Vault to offer up a Dog Days of Summer-primed episode of The Nexus! If you're not hip to our Patreon, now is your chance to check out an episode of our exclusive Star Trek-themed show—FREE! We can't stress enough that you don't have to be a fan of Trek to enjoy the show—even our own Chris Cabin couldn't care less about the franchise! So if you like what you hear, head o...
1hr 14m Aug 18, 2019
1hr 14m
Animation Damnation - Noozles (PREVIEW)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally off-the-wall cartoon, Noozles! The episode in question, "A Wonderful Friendship," which originally aired July 7th, 1984, was the pilot of this bonkers bit of animation and features classic cartoon crackups like: exploring—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreo...
3m Aug 16, 2019
3m
S9 Ep437: Episode 437 - Gone in 60 Seconds (Live in D.C.)
On this week's Summer Break episode, the gang is live from the D.C. Improv chatting about the super-silly Nicolas Cage remake, Gone in 60 Seconds! What's with Cage's character's name in this? What on earth is with that Giovanni Ribisi breakfast recipe? And how long do those two guys wait for that dog to... give back those keys? PLUS: PUR-PLE! RAIN! Gone in 60 Seconds stars Nicolas Cage, Giovan...
1hr 35m Aug 13, 2019
1hr 35m
Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PREVIEW)
On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its ridiculous sequel, National Treasure: Book of Secrets! Why does it take so long for the film to get around to mentioning—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with several hours of additional bonus content, head on ...
3m Aug 09, 2019
3m
S9 Ep435: Episode 435 - Knowing (Live in Boston)
On the first Summer Break episode of the year, the guys are live from Boston, Massachusetts, chatting about the bat-shit crazy Alex Proyas film, Knowing! This was the first night of the East Cage Tour and the show featured several talking points including: just how much does Nicolas Cage look like a scarecrow in this movie? Are these things angels, aliens or Scandinavian perverts? And what kind...
1hr 40m Aug 06, 2019
1hr 40m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #8 - IG-88 (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys about his favorite character in, well possibly the entire galaxy—IG-88! Remember when IG-88 became a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today—instantly access this show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive...
2m Aug 04, 2019
2m
S9 Ep434: Episode 434 - The Fast and the Furious
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to a close—as does WHM season nine—with a conversation on the absolutely bonkers, but fun-bonkers, blockbuster that started it all, The Fast and the Furious! Did anyone notice that this is just Point Break with cars? Why did they make the huge score a bunch of DVD players? And how did no one think to rename the big racing co...
1hr 56m Jul 30, 2019
1hr 56m
The Nexus 35 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?" / "The Schizoid Man" (PREVIEW)
Step into that magical ribbon with us once again, loyal Patreon subscriber, as the gang drops the 35th (!!!) episode of the bluest Star Trek podcast in the Alpha Quadrant, The Nexus! First, over on TOS, it's the outrageous episode, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Originally airing September 22nd, 1967, this episode features some legendarily cheap—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To acc...
7m Jul 29, 2019
7m
Animation Damnation - Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (PREVIEW)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the utterly confounding cartoon, Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling! The episode in question, "Clean Gene/Andre's Giant Problem," which originally aired on September 21st, 1985, features—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and si...
2m Jul 26, 2019
2m
S9 Ep433: Episode 433 - The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
On this week's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza episode, the gang is chatting about the completely unnecessary remake, The Taking of Pelham 123! Why did Tony Scott think all that drop-frame effect stuff looked good? What's with Travolta's casual use of the word "bunghole"? And on what planet would Michael Rispoli talk shit to Denzel like that and not get punched in the face by the end of the fil...
1hr 43m Jul 23, 2019
1hr 43m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: Crazy Landladies, Getting Scared at "Blade," and Working at the Shrek 4-D Show!
On this month's dip into the WHM letter sack, the gang is chatting about a threatening landlady, tire fires, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, watching uncomfortable movie sex scenes with parents, and much, much more! PLUS: Premium Steve is available now for only $3.99 a month! If you want your stories read on the air—or if you have a specific question for the gang—write into the mail bag: weall...
54m Jul 18, 2019
54m
S9 Ep432: Episode 432 - 2012
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Disasterville as the guys trash the totally ridiculous Roland Emmerich-helmed, end of the world joint, 2012! Why did we have to suffer those two jazz musician characters? What's with so many people in this film dying over the phone? And did President Danny Glover deserve such an over-the-top death? PLUS: What would you ea...
1hr 48m Jul 16, 2019
1hr 48m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #7 - Durga the Hutt (PREVIEW)
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric finds a non-bipedal gleep-glop to satisfy Chris Cabin's weird alien fetish and the gang learns about the non-legendary Durga the Hutt! Was this Hutt a fan of—HEY NOW! This content is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and subscribe today! Unlock Exclusive ...
4m Jul 14, 2019
4m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: WHM (At Work) Without Headphones, Concession Stand Thieves, and Flying with Hot Food Terrorists
On this dip into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys address super important issues like: how awkward it can be listening to this show without headphones, stealing concessions from the multiplex you work for, and one of the worst flight companions to ever exist. PLUS: Is it too late for a Vega Brothers movie? If you want your questions answered on the air, or have a wild story you want the guys to comm...
48m Jul 12, 2019
48m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: Talking to Talent, Babysitting Horror Stories, and Misremembering Movie Details
On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from people who bothered directors while driving them around, got asked to babysit a gaggle of Shrek-loving monsters, misremembered the stars of "Airheads," and one guy whose college roommate did, indeed, pleasure themselves to Shrek. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: weall...
1hr Jul 12, 2019
1hr
S9 Ep431: Episode 431 - The Ugly Truth
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is celebrating the world of rom-coms as the gang chats about the outrageous 2009 disaster, The Ugly Truth! Why can't they just make Gerard Butler characters Scottish so the man can speak comfortably? How did Kevin Connolly make the opening credits with that little screen time? And could you even imagine going to a balloon festival? PLU...
1hr 50m Jul 09, 2019
1hr 50m
S9 Ep430: Episode 430 - Forrest Gump (Preview)
On this month's bonus episode, the gang chats about the Oscar-winning, AFI darling, Forrest Gump! Did Forrest sabotage the rest of those shrimp boats using the power of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http...
5m Jul 07, 2019
5m
S9 Ep429: Episode 429 - The Amazing Spider-Man
On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a longer-than-Star Wars-sized chat about the first Spider-Man reboot attempt, The Amazing Spider-Man! Why in the world did we need to see the Uncle Ben death again? Why couldn't they bother hiring Dylan Baker to play the Lizard finally?! And how come Denis Leary couldn't sing "Asshole" to Peter Parker?! PLU...
2hr 13m Jul 02, 2019
2hr 13m
The Nexus 34 - "Amok Time" / "Loud as a Whisper" (CLIP)
On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang is blessed with chatting about a stone-cold classic TOS episode, and then a... not so great TNG! First, over on TOS, it's the legendary episode, "Amok Time," which originally aired September the 15th, 1967. This ep features Spock hucking—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon pa...
5m Jun 27, 2019
5m
S9 Ep428: Episode 428 - Wanted
On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang chats about the terribly agro comic adaptation, Wanted! What's with all this faux-Fight Club nonsense? Why does everyone think that "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" will play for a laugh outside of the film Dirty Work? And please enjoy a 10-minute tangent on the film Coneheads! PLUS: It's Sunday-Funday in The M...
1hr 39m Jun 25, 2019
1hr 39m
Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition) [CLIP]
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is gearing up and rolling out with the beloved G.I. Joes as the squad... what's that say? Travels back in time to ancient Greece? Oooooooo-kay! The episode in question, "G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece," originally aired October 27th, 1986 and features such bat-shit crazy moments like—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the whole th...
4m Jun 24, 2019
4m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To get the full scoop on Melas, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and subscribe today! Unlock Ex...
4m Jun 21, 2019
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