S11: Episode 559 - The Village
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's ruined-by-the-twist fantasy drama, The Village! See what happens when you're pressured into producing twist, after twist, after twist?! What were they thinking with that Adrian Brody character? And was Brendan Gleeson's character sneaking out for fast food? PLUS: The gang pitches what this film should've been and urges M. N...
1hr 44m Jul 20, 2021
1hr 44m
S11: Episode 558 - Turner & Hooch
On this episode, the gang talks about the sick, twisted, cop-partners-with-a-dog comedy, Turner & Hooch! How buff is Tom Hanks in those speedos? Wasn't everybody just a little okay with the old man being murdered? And how dare they cut out Reginald VelJohnson for most of the third act! PLUS: Just how many collies were they going through per season on those old Lassie shows? Turner & Hooch star...
1hr 48m Jul 13, 2021
1hr 48m
S11: Episode 557 - Iron Man 2
This week on We Hate Movies, the gang is chatting about the total snore sequel, Iron Man 2! Why couldn't they open the film with an Iron Man-related adventure? Why didn't they find a better, less shoe-horned way to introduce Fury and Romanov? And why did they deliver two underdeveloped villains instead of one actually developed character to go up against Stark? PLUS: The screenplay is loaded wi...
2hr 9m Jul 06, 2021
2hr 9m
S11: Episode 556 - Iron Man (PREVIEW)
On this month's We Love Movies, the guys are chatting about the cinematic event that kicked off the MCU, Jon Favreau's Iron Man! Did Stark have Jarvis filming... all events around the house? How spectacular is Jeff Bridges in this? And how refreshing is it to—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! (http://www.patreon...
3m Jul 02, 2021
3m
S11: Episode 555 - Wild Things (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
This week on WHM, the gang is hanging at HeadGum's Brooklyn studio with Vulture writer and good friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién, talking about the totally great Wild Things! How many VHS tapes of this film were completely worn down in the late '90s? Why did they bother with all the explainer scenes post-THE END? Was Bacon's third act hog reveal really an accident? And how great is Bil...
2hr 9m Jun 29, 2021
2hr 9m
S11: Episode 554 - Fast Five (with Jon Gabrus)
On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to franchise town as the gang welcomes back gentleman and Fast scholar, Jon Gabrus to chat about the totally outrageous Fast Five! How much does this franchise hate fucked vibes? Did they shoot that Toretto v. Hobbs fight scene like a kaiju film? And was Dwayne Johnson really brought into this franchise because of a fan's IG comment? PL...
2hr 17m Jun 22, 2021
2hr 17m
S11: Episode 553 - Jonah Hex
On this week's show, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza talks to the dead as the guys chat about the completely abysmal comic adaptation, Jonah Hex! How many Maseratis was Malkovich financing when he signed on for this one? How hard were they going for a Wild Wild West-meets-Hell Boy vibe? And why in the world did they invent all the paranormal stuff for this movie when it's not in the comic? ...
1hr 47m Jun 15, 2021
1hr 47m
S11: Episode 552 - A History of Violence (PREVIEW)
On this month's WLM, the gang is chatting about David Cronenberg's bloody slice of Americana, A History of Violence! How incredible is this Viggo performance? How were he, Maria and Ed not nominated, but Hurt was? And was there no one else to—WHOA there! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today. (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemo...
6m Jun 11, 2021
6m
S11: Episode 551 - The Prophecy
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza dabbles in a Catholic horror fantasy land as the guys chat about the ridiculous angel war flick, The Prophecy! Why do all these angels have to be kissing people? Does the Angel Gabriel really need someone to drive him around? And how great is Viggo in this one? PLUS: Be sure to tune into the next Lifetime Movie Network classic, Fired b...
1hr 52m Jun 08, 2021
1hr 52m
S11: Episode 550 - 101 Dalmatians (1996)
On this week's episode, the 2021 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with an outrageous conversation about the live-action 1996 fiasco, 101 Dalmatians! Why couldn't they make the dogs talk, a la classic cinematic masterpiece, Look Who's Talking Now? How dumb is it that Jeff Daniels's character is a video game designer? And how hard was John Hughes ripping off his own Home Alone material h...
2hr 1m Jun 01, 2021
2hr 1m
S11: Episode 549 - The Mighty Ducks
On this week's episode the gang is back together in the studio to reminisce about the 90's kid classic, The Mighty Ducks! How many kids' films start with the protagonist getting slapped with a dooey? Why does M.C. Gainey's character always have that camcorder? And is Charlie trying to get Bombay laid? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game! The Mighty Ducks stars Emilio Estevez, Joss Ackland...
2hr 15m May 25, 2021
2hr 15m
S11: Episode 548 - Saw III
On this week's episode, the guys take a trip to Franchise Town to discuss the absolutely dreadful, completely joyless sequel, Saw III! Why didn't someone point out how hilarious everyone yelling "Jeff" throughout a film sounds? Why did we need to see a flashback of Jigsaw prepping the first film's test? And would this franchise have been better served by casting a different NKOTB member in ever...
2hr 11m May 18, 2021
2hr 11m
S11: Episode 547 - The Simpsons Movie (with Henry Gilbert & Bob Mackey)
This week on the show, the long-awaited crossover event is here as Henry Gilbert and Bob Mackey from the great Talking Simpsons (https://www.patreon.com/talkingsimpsons) podcast are hanging out to chat about the 87-minute missed opportunity, The Simpsons Movie! Why weren't Mr. Burns or Sideshow Bob the villain of the film? If it had to be an Albert Brooks-voiced character, why not Hank Scorpio?...
2hr 38m May 11, 2021
2hr 38m
S11: Episode 545 - Stargate
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the gateway-crossing sci-fi flick, Stargate! Could they have trimmed Russell's hair any more high and any more tight? Why did those people attend Spader's lecture just to heckle him? And how cool would it be to have the Wheezin' the Juice Guy as your father-in-law? PLUS: Russell Rules! Stargate stars Kurt Russell, James Spader, Jaye Davidson, ...
1hr 56m May 04, 2021
1hr 56m
S11: Episode 544 - The Avengers (1998)
On this week's episode, our unofficial Sean-Gone month comes to an end with a discussion about the totally baffling shit-show, 1998's The Avengers! How on Earth did Warner Brothers allow this to be released as-is? Have two lead actors ever had less chemistry than Uma and Ralph? And what is the value of not having Eddie Izzard speak for the whole film? PLUS: If Jim Broadbent appeared in a snuff ...
2hr 4m Apr 27, 2021
2hr 4m
S11: Episode 543 - Highlander
On this week's show, well, this one's a long time comin'—it's Highlander! Why on Earth did Connery say yes to this and Zardoz, but turned down The Matrix? Did the sex scene need all that... licking? And do all immortals love professional wrestling? PLUS: Do not ask Connor MacLeod to switch seats! Highlander stars Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Clancy Brown, Roxanne Hart, Beatie Edney, Alan...
2hr 29m Apr 20, 2021
2hr 29m
S11: Episode 541 - Zardoz
On this week's show, the unofficial Sean Gone month continues as the gang dissects the total cinematic oddity known as Zardoz! Wasn't the big, red diaper great? What's with that pretentious floating head intro? And did Connery really demand he get paid for driving himself to set? PLUS: Zed becomes enamored with the "Where's Waldo?" franchise! Zardoz stars Sean Connery, Charlotte Rampling, John...
1hr 49m Apr 13, 2021
1hr 49m
S11: Episode 540 - You Only Live Twice
This week on the show, the gang kicks off the unofficial "Sean Gone" month with a conversation around Sir Sean's penultimate (official) appearance as Bond in the totally outrageous, You Only Live Twice! What kind of total garbage talk is coming out of Connery's mouth right at the beginning? Why did we need to wait for over an hour before a Blofeld appearance? And what was going on with Pleasanc...
2hr 4m Apr 06, 2021
2hr 4m
S11: Episode 539 - Double Team
On this week's show, the gang wraps up the 2021 Listener Request Month with a lengthy conversation about the outrageous JCVD/Dennis Rodman team-up film, Double Team! Why couldn't they just make Rodman's character be a former basketball player-turned-arms dealer? What was JCVD doing to that poor bath tub? And why couldn't this ridiculous movie just stay on that island? PLUS: Is there anything mo...
2hr 18m Mar 30, 2021
2hr 18m
S11: Episode 538 - Vertical Limit
On this week's episode, Listener Request Month goes sky high when the guys talk about the Y2k rock climbing adventure, Vertical Limit! How stupendous is that opening sequence? Would Chris O'Donnell be a good Marketing major? And it's the return of The [Definitely Not Crooked] VHS Trailer Game! PLUS: LL Cool J — excellent gift giver! Vertical Limit stars Chris O'Donnell, Robin Tunney, Bill Paxt...
2hr Mar 23, 2021
2hr
S11: Episode 537 - Poltergeist II: The Other Side
On this week's program, the tide starts to turn on the 2021 Listener Request Month as the guys chat about a movie that's almost kind of a movie: Poltergeist II: The Other Side! Wasn't it pretty silly of JoBeth's character to completely forget that not only does she have psychic abilities, but she actually comes from a long line of psychics?! Is Craig T. Nelson's character making Will Sampson's ...
2hr Mar 16, 2021
2hr
S11: Episode 536 - Goodfellas (PREVIEW)
On this month's WLM, the 2021 Listener Request Month spreads to Patreon as the guys get the chance to chat about one of the all-time greats, Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas! How on Earth does a person watch this start to finish and think the film—OOOH! AAAAAYE! OOOOOH! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. (http://www.patreon.com...
5m Mar 11, 2021
5m
S11: Episode 535 - Warriors of Virtue
On this week's episode, the 2021 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys tackle the baffling family fantasy adventure, Warriors of Virtue! How gross are those kangaroo lips? Why don't these creatures have personalities? And can someone keep this kid out of that restaurant? PLUS: Find out why you shouldn't get wrapped up with artistic doctors! Warriors of Virtue stars Mario Yedidia, Angus M...
2hr 4m Mar 09, 2021
2hr 4m
S11: MELR0210 #35 - 90210's "Home Again" & Melrose Place's "Peanut Butter and Jealousy" (PREVIEW)
On this month's trip to So-Cal in the early 90's, the guys bask in the sun and do some shopping as the Walsh's make some crappy moving decisions and the crew over at the Place dodge a gross husband and attend the absolute worst surprise party in history! If you want to give a listen to the full, nearly two-hour episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatem...
7m Mar 04, 2021
7m
S11: Episode 534 - The Pest
On this week's episode, the 2021 Listener Request Month kicks off with one of the most requested titles in show history, The Pest! Listen as the guys try their best to make heads or tails of this dreadful, dreadful film! Can you tell it took three days to write the script? What is with all of these offensive impressions The Pest is doing? Did Leguizamo think he was doing a Groucho Marx-level pe...
1hr 42m Mar 02, 2021
1hr 42m
S11: Episode 533 - Live Wire
On this week's episode, the gang chats about this total banger of an early-90's action film, Live Wire! How did the whole town hear about Danny O'Neill's wife? What's Pierce trying to do with that accent? And is that a divorced guy apartment, or what? PLUS: This film contains no less than THREE exquisite dummy explosions! Live Wire stars Pierce Brosnan, Ron Silver, Ben Cross, Lisa Eilbacher, T...
1hr 54m Feb 23, 2021
1hr 54m
S11: Episode 532 - Mr. Nanny (with Clint Worthington)
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic Clint Worthington onto the show to chat about the family-friendly wrassler classic, Mr. Nanny! How hilarious is that opening Hulk Hogan nightmare scene? What dialogue was said in his infamous sex tape? And was that dog getting murdered? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game! Mr. Nanny stars Terry 'Hulk' Hogan, Sherman Hemsley, David Joha...
1hr 54m Feb 16, 2021
1hr 54m
S11: Episode 530 - P.S. I Love You
This week on the show, it's a special episode just in time for Valentine's Day as the guys chat about the absolutely abhorrent rom-com, P.S. I Love You! Who in the world would plan this all out and force it upon their grieving loved one? Why did they think powerhouse dramatic actor Hilary Swank could pull off a goofy romantic comedy? Why not just hire a couple of Irish actors here? And is Harry...
1hr 47m Feb 09, 2021
1hr 47m
S11: Episode 529 - The Karate Kid Part II
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the wild karate-driven sequel, The Karate Kid Part II! How horrendously embarrassed must Miyagi be dealing with this kid at the airport? What's with Sato's escort service? And how many times did Miyagi "fix that refrigerator"? PLUS: Featuring the voice talents of "Peter Falk," "Alan Alda," and "Gary Busey." The Karate Kid Part II stars Noriyuk...
2hr 23m Feb 02, 2021
2hr 23m
S11: Episode 528 - Bad Boys for Life
On this week's episode, the gang wraps up Worst of 2020 month with a chat about the totally unnecessary sequel, Bad Boys for Life! Why can't poor Marcus just retire already? Is Mike Lowery becoming an even more deranged serial killer? And wow, you never thought you'd miss Michael Bay so much, huh? PLUS: Be sure to catch the hit new David Lynch-hosted day-time talk show, David! Bad Boys for Lif...
2hr 3m Jan 26, 2021
2hr 3m
S11: Episode 527 - Birds of Prey (PREVIEW)
On this month's WLM the gang is chatting about one of their faves from 2020, Cathy Yan's Birds of Prey! How incredible are some of the visuals in this film? Like that factory explosion?! How refreshing was it to watch—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Instantly access this WL...
6m Jan 22, 2021
6m
S11: Episode 526 - Fantasy Island
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about one of the most bat-shit crazy films they've seen in a while, Fantasy Island! Why couldn't we get one movie instead of five different television plot lines stitched together? Doesn't Michael Peña deserve better? Yes! And how outrageous is Rooker's hairdo here? PLUS: We strongly urge you to watch the movie before listening to this episode; it's ...
1hr 55m Jan 19, 2021
1hr 55m
S11: Animation Damnation - The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (PREVIEW)
On this month's AD, the gang chats about the Disney+ original, The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! Was this thing crafted specifically to appeal to all these stuck-in-the-past Star Wars fans? Why couldn't they throw some more lines to Billy Dee? And is this better or worse than—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. (h...
4m Jan 14, 2021
4m
S11: Episode 525 - Dolittle
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the abhorrent, embarrassing, talking animal dud, Dolittle! If more competently put together, is there a real movie here? Why is RDJ distracting himself with that accent? And he did WHAT to that dragon? PLUS: Hire real voice actors for these movies! Dolittle stars Robert Downey Jr., Antonio Banderas, Michael Sheen, Jim Broadbent, Jessie Buckley...
1hr 43m Jan 12, 2021
1hr 43m
S11: Episode 524 - Wonder Woman 1984 (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
On the first episode of 2021, the gang welcomes back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the real let down that is Wonder Woman 1984! How bad do they do by these classic hero AND villain characters in this sequel? As incredible and handsome as he is, did Chris Pine really need to be in this? And what were they thinking with that Egypt sequence? PLUS: Come ...
3hr 1m Jan 05, 2021
3hr 1m
The Nexus #52 - Star Trek (2009) (PREVIEW)
On this very special edition of The Nexus, the gang closes out 2020 with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-they-remembered 2009 J.J. Abrams Star Trek. Were the lens flares really that bad? Are we still cool with the Beasties on the soundtrack? And how rad was that—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! (h...
8m Dec 29, 2020
8m
S11: Episode 523 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
On the final episode of 2020, the gang sits back to chat about the beloved Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! Was Freddy trying to cover his tracks by framing Rod? How much does Saxon despise that ex-wife? And could that EMT crew be any less professional? PLUS: You want Bob Shaye to green light your picture? Better make sure there's a role for Lin! A Nightmare on Elm Street stars R...
2hr 3m Dec 29, 2020
2hr 3m
S11: WHM Mail Bag: The 2020 Holiday Extravaganza
On the final Mail Bag of the year, it's the annual Holiday Extravaganza! On this episode the guys answer questions from the audience; drink some beers; tell some ridiculous stories (some based around backyard wrestling); and read letters about ghost sex, a movie-going divorced dad, Rudy Giuliani being a filthy pig at the movies, and much more! If you have questions for the gang or want your we...
1hr 53m Dec 23, 2020
1hr 53m
S11: Episode 522 - The Muppet Christmas Carol
On this week's special WHM holiday episode, the gang is chatting about one of the greatest puppet-led films of all time, The Muppet Christmas Carol! How incredible is Michael Caine in this movie? What's the breakdown of Muppets you can and cannot eat? Are those offspring biologically accurate? And is the Ghost of Christmas Present smoking weed in there? PLUS: Have a look at the latest UK food s...
2hr 1m Dec 22, 2020
2hr 1m
S11: Episode 521 - Batman Returns (with Jamelle Bouie)
On this week's WLM episode, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Jamelle Bouie back to the program to heap endless praise on one of the all-time greats, Batman Returns! Has Michelle Pfeiffer ever been better? Why did Batman have to 'scratch' the CD of the Penguin recording? How terrifying is that abandoned zoo? And has a family film ever embraced the threat of child murder more? PLUS: Oswald C...
2hr 31m Dec 15, 2020
2hr 31m
S11: Episode 520 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (PREVIEW)
Our marathon episode of LOTR: Fellowship drops Thursday, December 10, but we wanted to get the party going a little early! Here's a super-sized clip to whet your appetite before the whole thing goes live tomorrow on our Patreon! If you don't yet have access and want to listen to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) You'll get this epi...
7m Dec 09, 2020
7m
S11: Episode 519 - Fargo
On this week's WLM episode, the gang is chatting about the Coen Brothers classic, Fargo! How perfect is the dive bar at the beginning? Has Buscemi ever been better? And can John Carroll Lynch make us some eggs? PLUS: What if the Kool-Aid Man was from Fargo? Fargo stars Frances McDormand, William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi, Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell, John Carroll Lynch, Steve Reevis, Larry Bra...
2hr 22m Dec 08, 2020
2hr 22m
S11: The WHM 2020 Halloween Spook2cular Mail Bag
On this episode of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are getting into the holiday spirit by reading some spooky AND scary letters, and taking some ghoulish questions from the audience! To catch these WHM Mail Bag episodes while they're hot, be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) to watch the episodes live! And be sure to tune in this Thursday, December 10th,...
1hr 27m Dec 08, 2020
1hr 27m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #24 - Yoda (PREVIEW)
On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the gang gathers round to chat about one of the most obscure characters in Star Wars history, Yoda! Was our good pal Yoda originally just—HEY NOW! Episode for subscribers only, this is! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today, you must! (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Instantly access this episode, along with hours upon hou...
6m Dec 04, 2020
6m
S11: Episode 518 - Citizen Kane
This week on the program, we kick off the 2020 We Love Movies month with a super-sized episode on Orson Welles' monster cinematic achievement, Citizen Kane! How easily do audiences fall for young Kane and his "I love the working man" B.S.? Who sings and dances to their own theme song? And really—paying that much money to die in Florida? PLUS: Does Jim Davis have a Kane-sized Garfield fortune? ...
2hr 49m Dec 01, 2020
2hr 49m
S11: Episode 517 - The Firm
On this week's episode, the gang preps for Thanksgiving by offering up the final Brimsgiving episode—a bountiful chat all about the ridiculously long, totally engaging, Tom Cruise-starring, John Grisham legal thriller adaptation, The Firm! How close are these senior partners at The Firm to pulling actual Rosemary's Baby type stuff? How horny is Hackman's character supposed to get? And why was e...
2hr 21m Nov 24, 2020
2hr 21m
S11: Episode 515 - Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
On this episode, Brimsgiving hits its worst film in the lineup, the absolutely abhorrent Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins! What in the world were they thinking with this Joel Grey performance and makeup? Was Fred Ward really that much more recognizable than Bruce Willis? And why did they place all their action sequences completely out of order? PLUS: Marvel as Brimley never stands the entire...
1hr 40m Nov 17, 2020
1hr 40m
Animation Damnation - Ewoks (PREVIEW)
On this Brimsgiving-adjacent edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about a bonkers episode of the total trash Star Wars cartoon, Ewoks! The episode in question, " The Curse of the Jindas," originally aired on October 19th, 1985 and features Ewoks bathing in—Yub nub! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.c...
4m Nov 13, 2020
4m
S11: Episode 514 - 10 to Midnight (with Josh Lewis)
On this week's episode, Brimsgiving gets a bit sleazy as the gang welcomes Josh Lewis from the Sleazoids podcast (https://soundcloud.com/sleazoids) to chat about the Charles Bronson horror/cop/thriller scuzz-fest, 10 to Midnight! How is there no scene of Brimley firing Bronson? Did the killer make a fake karate champion poster with his picture on it? And what's Bronson's problem with quiche? PL...
2hr 17m Nov 10, 2020
2hr 17m
S11: Episode 513 - My Fellow Americans
IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD, 2020: GO VOTE TODAY, AMERICA! On the WHM 2020 Election Special, the gang kicks off the Brimsgiving celebrations with an episode on the ridiculous 1996 old man comedy, My Fellow Americans! Would Walter Matthau really have been able to play Garner's lothario ex-president? Who needed to hear Jack Lemmon wax poetic about wet dreams? And wow, Brimley playing the head of the DNC, ...
2hr 28m Nov 03, 2020
2hr 28m