Episode 367 - America's Sweethearts (CLIP)
On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatem...
3m Jul 12, 2018
3m
S8 Ep366: Episode 366 - Runaway Bride
On this week's episode, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza into the rom-com-ridden Marshallverse to chat about the out-RA-geous yuck-fest, Runaway Bride! How in the world did this movie have the gall to ask us to ROOT for these people? Really, with this annual luau already? And come on with pretending that USA Today was ever America's newspaper!! PLUS: So apparently the sweet, ...
1hr 34m Jul 10, 2018
1hr 34m
Animation Damnation - Avengers: United They Stand (CLIP)
On this month's edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand! The episode in question, "Egg-Streme Vengeance," originally aired February 5th, 2000, and features such gripping plot elements as—OOPS! This episode is only for our $3+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on ov...
2m Jul 08, 2018
2m
S8 Ep365: Episode 365 - Rambo III
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues its journey through Franchise Town with the awkward-in-hindsight sequel, Rambo III! Why on Earth would John Rambo be cool with venturing into a dangerous war zone to rescue Colonel Trautman of all people? How dare a film tease its audience with Kurtwood Smith at the beginning, only to never return to the character ever again?...
1hr 35m Jul 03, 2018
1hr 35m
S8: WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Movie Theater Cleaning Gigs, Using the Toilet at Rock Concerts, and Deadly (Possibly Illegal) Amusement Parks
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read letters covering topics like grade school bullies, rotten stenches in movie theaters, having to "go" while at a rock concert, and more! PLUS: The TNG cast gets distracted by a certain cast member's... Member. There's only one Mail Bag left this season, so get your letters in now for the July edition! Write t...
1hr 1m Jun 29, 2018
1hr 1m
S8 Ep364: Episode 364 - Lethal Weapon 4
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a lengthy chat about the hands-down worst film in its franchise, Lethal Weapon 4! What's with that dastardly use of the third iteration of Van Halen? Who wanted all this family horse shit? And Riggs really should've died at the end of this one, no? PLUS: One more time—goddamn "Fire in the Hole" plays on this soundtrack! ...
1hr 44m Jun 26, 2018
1hr 44m
The Nexus 22 - "Court Martial" / "Arsenal of Freedom" (CLIP)
On this month's all-new episode of The Nexus, the gang chats about some totally Trek-tastic episodes, including the TOS legal thriller, "Court Martial"! Originally airing February 2nd, 1967, this episode features—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get the full Trek experience, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and subscribe today! Unlock...
3m Jun 22, 2018
3m
S8 Ep362: Episode 363 - Jurassic Park III
On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes friend of the show—and Hooked on TJ Hooker co-host—Ben Worcester to chat about the sad, short, and cheap sequel, Jurassic Park III! Why couldn't they entice Laura Dern to play a larger role in the film? Why does this sequel also start with rich people getting lost on the island? And bring on the proud Jura...
1hr 45m Jun 19, 2018
1hr 45m
S8: WHM On-Screen: Ocean's 8
On a very special WHM On-Screen, Andrew welcomes special guest, Chelsea Jupin to chat one-on-one about the very enjoyable extension of the Ocean Cinematic Universe, Ocean's 8! Just how many OCU cameos did the film wind up getting? What's with that bathroom photograph? What's with James Corden: Third Act Infiltrator? And is Danny really dead?! PLUS: Andrew humiliates himself in front of Katie Ho...
1hr 8m Jun 15, 2018
1hr 8m
Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)
On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and get the whole thing! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http:/...
3m Jun 15, 2018
3m
S8 Ep361: Episode 361 - xXx
On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets EXTREEEEEEME with a ridiculous discussion about the totally EXTREEEEEEME Vin Diesel vehicle, xXx! Who thought Vin Diesel would make an entertaining, wisecracking, James Bond knock-off? Why was Eve designing Xander Cage an "underground website"? And what was with Vin Diesel's wandering tongue? PLUS: George W. Bush is on the hu...
1hr 50m Jun 12, 2018
1hr 50m
Animation Damnation - Thundercats (CLIP)
On this month's cat-tastic episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the trippy, beloved 1980's cartoon, Thundercats! The episode in question, "The Garden of Delights," originally aired on September 19th, 1985. This month's discussion features fun tangents about—OOPS! This episode is for $3+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www...
2m Jun 07, 2018
2m
S8 Ep360: Episode 360 - Ocean's Twelve
On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the guys talk about the pat-on-the-back, victory lap sequel, Ocean's Twelve! Why isn't there any real heist scene in this heist movie? Who thought it was worthwhile to hide Albert Finney's face throughout the whole thing? And who could care about this Julia Roberts/Bruce Willis gag? PLUS: Shredder got a tattoo WHERE?! ...
1hr 32m Jun 05, 2018
1hr 32m
S8: WHM On-Screen: Solo: A Star Wars Story
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the all-new Star Wars adventure: Solo: A Star Wars Story! Be warned, gentle listener! This episode contains major spoilers for the Ron Howard-directed film! Spoilers such as: that totally insane Noa Briqualon cameo, the introduction of Chewbacca showing him as a lounge lizard-type crooner, and Darth Vader being Luke Skywalker's father! So...
44m May 31, 2018
44m
S8 Ep359: Episode 359 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by welcoming back friend of the show, director and X-Men x-pert, Sean Weiner, to chat about the major letdown that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine! Honestly, why the bone claws? Couldn't we get just a little bit of blood here? And did the filmmakers know a single thing about any of these mutant characters? PLUS: Th...
1hr 58m May 29, 2018
1hr 58m
S8: The Nexus 21 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" / "Heart of Glory" (CLIP)
On this month's adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek, almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history! First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Tomorrow is Yesterday," which originally aired on January 26th, 1967. Here, we find... OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you wanna give our Star Trek podcast, The Nexus...
5m May 23, 2018
5m
S8 Ep358: Episode 358 - Witless Protection
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Larry Country to chat about the most movie-ish of Larry the Cable Guy movies, Witless Protection! How in the world does Larry keep a job in law enforcement? How does he not realize he's straight-up kidnapping this woman? And how did a scene like this motel catastrophe make it into this shitty movie? PLUS: Detective Cable Guy — it's like if Sherlock ...
1hr 43m May 22, 2018
1hr 43m
S8: Animation Damnation - The Boss Baby: Back in Business (Clip)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang sits down with the brand-new Netflix series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business! The episode in question, "The Constipation Situation," features such amazing content like: Oops! This is only a clip! For access to the full episode—along with hours of exclusive WHM content—be sure to subscribe to our Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unloc...
3m May 18, 2018
3m
S8: WHM Mail Bag: Crying at LOTR, Getting Arrested on Easter, and Several Scary Bathroom Tales
We apologize for the weird audio glitches here. We had to overcome some hiccups, but stick it out because this Mail Bag episode is absolutely outrageous! On this very special Mail Bag, the gang is at the HeadGum East studio in Brooklyn to read some letters alongside very special guests, their significant others: Chelsea, Jenn, Amy and Sofia! Contained in this episode are sordid tales of a pers...
48m May 16, 2018
48m
S8 Ep356: Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the dull as dirt—and totally unnecessary—sequel/continuation, The X-Files: I Want to Believe! Why does the film allow a convicted sex offender to dress down Scully? Why doesn't Mulder look more like Ted Kaczynski when in hiding? And how dare they put so little Skinner in this! PLUS: Wouldn't this movie be better if it ended with werewolves? The X-Fi...
1hr 27m May 15, 2018
1hr 27m
S8: Episode 356 - Transcendence (Clip)
On this month's full-length patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we're talking about the ridiculously stupid cyber-thriller, Transcendence, but if you're not a Patreon subscriber, you can't hear it! So if you're curious about what you're missing, here's a quick taste to whet your appetite! And be sure to check out our Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) page to get a good look at t...
5m May 11, 2018
5m
S8 Ep355: Episode 355 - Dollman
On this week's episode, the gang chats about a flagship film in the Full Moon Entertainment catalog, Dollman! How amazing are all these ultra-violent, ultra-cheap special effects? Why does Jackie Earle Haley want to "rule" the Bronx? And why couldn't we see Dollman standing next to a giant Coke can or something? PLUS: The latest in ridiculous WHM fake movie titles — We Bought A Zoo 2: We Blew U...
1hr 21m May 08, 2018
1hr 21m
S8: WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War
On this very special WHM On-Screen, it's WHM: Civil War as the gang squares off over the latest—and largest—entry into the MCU, Avengers: Infinity War! Was Thor & Rocket's storyline secretly the best Thor movie ever made? Who saw Doctor Strange awesomely getting this much screen time? And why are we wasting so much time on Vision, a character who had already accepted his own death? PLUS: Ya thi...
56m May 03, 2018
56m
S8 Ep354: Episode 354 - The Bucket List
On this week's show, the gang goes globetrotting with two dying old farts in Rob Reiner's The Bucket List! Why does the film take so long before we even hear mention of a Bucket List? How much does Morgan Freeman's character hate his family? And how many prostitutes does Nicholson's character have on speed dial? PLUS: The gang loves the classic James L. Brooks film, You Gotta Do It! The Bucket...
1hr 36m May 01, 2018
1hr 36m
S8 Ep353: Episode 353 - Airborne
On this week's episode, it's a We Love Movies situation as the guys chat about the totally tubular rollerblading romantic drama, Airborne! Were this kid's parents actually going on a science expedition or were they running away from the Tax Man? Why did we need the "I'm Too Sexy" montage? And here comes Mrs. Poole! PLUS: Liam Neeson and Al Pacino go back to high school! Airborne stars Shane Mc...
1hr 49m Apr 24, 2018
1hr 49m
S8 Ep352: Episode 352 - Lost in Space
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back their good friend, and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case to chat about the TV-to-Film adaptation, Lost in Space! Why does that intro narration sound like we missed the first 30 seconds? How much scenery is Oscar-winner Gary Oldman chewing? And what is with that spider? PLUS: Andrew and Chris present their favorite executions from Martin Sco...
1hr 52m Apr 17, 2018
1hr 52m
S8 Ep350: Episode 350 - Wild Hogs
On this week's episode, the gang chats about the 100-minute motorcycle gay joke, Wild Hogs! What a wretched undertaking this whole thing is—who is this for? Why did the screenwriters, director and actors all feel it necessary to cram in all these wretched, panicky, gay jokes? Why can't we root for the Del Fuegos instead of the Wild Hogs? And what a godsend Stephen Tobolowsky's presence is in th...
1hr 48m Apr 10, 2018
1hr 48m
S8 Ep349: Episode 349 - Shrek
On this week's episode, the guys go to Toon Town to talk about the doesn't-really-hold-up fan favorite, Shrek! Does that ogre eat its own feces? How many fart jokes can you fit in before the opening credits finish? And was Lord Farquaad getting ready to pleasure himself and make the Magic Mirror watch? PLUS: A writer for Gangbang Monthly gets his credentials in order to make the first Shrek pre...
1hr 49m Apr 03, 2018
1hr 49m
S8: WHM Mail Bag: Backfiring Prank Calls, Watching "The Jerky Boys" On 9/11, and After-Hours Movie Theater Sexcapades
On this month's dive into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about prank call victims getting revenge, people forever associating 9/11 with the Jerky Boys, after hours theater sex-hijinks, pushy foot fetishists, and one lucky listener who got to share the stage with Gallagher! If you have a question for the gang, or want your crazy story read on the air, write into the Mail Bag: weallhate...
57m Mar 29, 2018
57m
S8 Ep348: Episode 348 - I Know Who Killed Me
On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month mercifully comes to an end with the absolutely ridiculous, I Know Who Killed Me! Is this a movie within a movie, or is this actually a movie within a movie within a movie? Is this supposed to be a horror film or not? And where did that cigarette go? PLUS: George Lucas taunts Spielberg, Abrams, and Johnson while smoking a doob! I Know Who ...
1hr 27m Mar 27, 2018
1hr 27m
S8 Ep347: Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)
On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month rolls on with the totally insane perv-a-thon film no one asked for, 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man! What a TRASH pile of a film! Why do we have to wait 45 minutes for Tarzan to show up? Did we need all those sexy incestuous overtones from Richard Harris? And what the ever-loving shit was John Derek thinking with that snake fight? PLUS: Drunken ...
1hr 37m Mar 20, 2018
1hr 37m
S8 Ep346: Episode 346 - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
On the latest episode from the 2018 Listener Request Month selections, the gang talks about the absolutely terrible horror sequel, I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer! Who in the world thought taking this franchise in a paranormal direction was a good idea? Couldn't they cast a single notable actor in this film? And who were these kids trying to prank? PLUS: President Barack Obama does th...
1hr 37m Mar 15, 2018
1hr 37m
S8 Ep345: Episode 345 - Maximum Overdrive (Live in Austin)
Recorded at the North Door in Austin, Texas On this special bonus episode, the gang is live from Austin chatting about the absolute misfire that is Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive! What is supposed to be suspenseful about these silly trucks? What is with the mandatory AC/DC soundtrack? And how much cocaine is too much cocaine for a directorial debut? PLUS: Gallagher's failed attempts to make ...
48m Mar 13, 2018
48m
S8 Ep343: Episode 343 - The Jerky Boys
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Listener Request Month with one of the absolute most abhorrent things anyone has ever tried to call a a movie, The Jerky Boys! Who's the fool who thought two prank phone call-making schlubs would translate into charismatic film actors? How was Alan Arkin tricked into sleep-acting through this one? And what is with this Mickey Mouse mafia? PLUS...
1hr 30m Mar 06, 2018
1hr 30m
S8: WHM On-Screen: The 2018 Academy Awards
On this year's very special WHM Oscar Special, the gang makes their predictions as to who will take home what this year, but also rants about who they think should actually win! Will Laurie Metcalf pull it out from under Allison Janney? Why in the world did Meryl Streep get nominated for The Post? Will the stupid Academy acknowledge the greatness of Get Out? And will beloved The Boss Baby becom...
46m Mar 02, 2018
46m
S8: WHM Mail Bag: Movie Theater Bathroom Breaks, After Prom at the Movies, and Dads Ruining Movie Dates
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys welcome special guest, Jonathan Braylock, from Black Men Can't Jump (In Hollywood) (https://headgum.com/black-men-cant-jump-in-hollywood) ! This month, we're talking: putting off bathroom breaks at the movies, kids ditching the after prom party to make out at the multiplex, dads ruining movie dates, and overzealous multiplex employees! Be sure to catch BMCJ &...
53m Feb 28, 2018
53m
S8 Ep342: Episode 342 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death
This week on the program, the guys head back to Bronson with the ridiculous & sad sequel, Death Wish V: The Face of Death! How is a 71 year-old Charles Bronson supposed to be at all menacing? Why, when going into Witness Protection, would Paul Kersey be allowed to keep his first name and work in pretty much the same career? And how are you billing Michael Parks FOURTH? PLUS: The guest list for ...
1hr 42m Feb 27, 2018
1hr 42m
S8: WHM On-Screen: Black Panther
On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the most excellent new Marvel film, Black Panther! Finally, a Marvel film to marvel at! Finally, a Marvel movie with a sympathetic, well-constructed villain! Finally, a gorgeously produced, excellently acted, brilliantly written Marvel movie that doesn't mention or feature Thanos! Finally, four white guys pontificating about Black Panther ...
49m Feb 21, 2018
49m
S8 Ep341: Episode 341 - Traces of Red
On this week's episode, the gang discusses the dirty-ass, Jim Belushi erotic thriller, Traces of Red! Who in their ever-loving mind thought it was a good idea to cast Jim Belushi as this sexy Lothario detective—besides Jim himself, of course? Why couldn't Tony Goldwyn share top billing? And what's with Lorraine Bracco's cough/laugh? PLUS: Domino's Pizza Insurance—the laziest and saddest thing a...
1hr 28m Feb 20, 2018
1hr 28m
S8 Ep340: Episode 340 - You've Got Mail
On this week's special Valentine's Day episode, the gang chats about the 1998 cyber thriller, You've Got Mail! How are we supposed to feel any sympathy for this billionaire creep, Joe Fox? How is a massive bookstore company still run like a family business? And just how f*ckable is Greg Kinnear in this one? PLUS: Please note that guys who are obsessed with and constantly quote The Godfather are...
1hr 40m Feb 13, 2018
1hr 40m
S8 Ep338: Episode 338 - Blade: Trinity (Live at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival!)
Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, New York On this week's episode, it's the guys' set from the 2017 Brooklyn Podcast Festival! At this blessed event, WHM continued the beloved celebration known as Snipesgiving by taking down the wretched sequel, Blade: Trinity! Why did they introduce all these lame white people to "team up" with Blade when all we want is Wesley and only Wesley?! Why...
1hr 29m Feb 06, 2018
1hr 29m
S8: WHM Mail Bag: Film Critic Run-Ins, Sleepover Film Selections, and Disastrous Midnight Movie Experiences
On January's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about film critics they've met, bad film selections for sleepovers, unfortunate midnight movie experiences, abrupt screening shut downs, Jim Belushi's on-set demands, passing out from movie violence, and people throwing up at the movies! PLUS: Steve and Chris celebrate the addition of ER to Hulu! Get in your film-related Valentine's Day letters...
1hr Jan 31, 2018
1hr
S8 Ep337: Episode 337 - Going in Style
On this week's episode, the gang brings (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month to a close with a conversation around Zach Braff's Going in Style! Why do these old fellas insist on debasing themselves with these trash films? Why opt for multiple "straight man" character actors and leave all the comedy to the single comedian in the main cast... of this comedy? And how long can the gang go without fall...
1hr 24m Jan 30, 2018
1hr 24m
S8 Ep336: Episode 336 - Geostorm
On this week's episode, it's the second-to-last (Some of) The Worst of 2017 episode and the gang is tackling Geostorm! How is this not just a disaster movie, but also a space adventure and political thriller? How does Jim Sturgess still have that haircut? And where the hell did Richard Schiff go? PLUS: Roger Clinton's Secret Service detail is tired of watching Nightbreed! Geostorm stars Gerard...
1hr 32m Jan 23, 2018
1hr 32m
S8 Ep335: Episode 335 - The Bye Bye Man
On this week's episode, (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month continues with the stunningly bad horror film, The Bye Bye Man! Why in the world would people move into a house and use other people's old furniture that's been left there for years? What's the deal with these three friends and their living situation? And who honestly thought the design for this monster was scary/cool/worth looking at? P...
1hr 44m Jan 16, 2018
1hr 44m
S8 Ep334: Episode 334 - The Fate of the Furious
On this week's episode, the gang continues their (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month with a trip to Franchise Town talking about the latest entry in the car enthusiast/sort of domestic terrorists series, The Fate of the Furious! Why are they bothering to ask us to believe Vin Diesel flipped on the fam? What's with Charlize Theron's stupid dreads? And as much as we love him, why in the world is Ku...
1hr 49m Jan 09, 2018
1hr 49m
S8 Ep332: Episode 332 - The Boss Baby
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off 2018 with (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month and the absolutely horrifying family film, The Boss Baby! What are the dynamics of birthing babies in this world? Are these things living forever in some kind of babies-only heaven? And make a decision on whether or not you're animating genitalia! PLUS: Cookies are for closers! The Boss Baby stars Alec Baldw...
1hr 35m Jan 02, 2018
1hr 35m
S8 Ep331: Episode 331 - Constantine: Live! at the Los Angeles Podcast Festival
On the final episode of the year—dropping a day early for Christmas!—it's the gang's live appearance at the 2017 Los Angeles Podcast Festival talking Constantine! Recorded at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel's Biltmore Bowl, this movie had the gang asking questions like: How can a person live above a bowling alley comfortably? Why not have an English actor play Constantine? And why didn't anyone t...
1hr 35m Dec 25, 2017
1hr 35m
S8: WHM Mail Bag: Watching "8MM" in School, Almost Giving Birth While Listening to WHM, and "Christmas Film or Action Film?"
On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys read letters about fans almost giving birth while listening to the show, students watching the film 8MM in class, a story proving the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels exist, and someone's taste in movies ruins Christmas for the whole family! They also answer the most important question of the season: is Die Hard a Christmas movie?! PLUS: Joel Schumacher - Sec...
47m Dec 20, 2017
47m
S8: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
On this very special On-Screen, the guys share their (potentially controversial) thoughts on the all-new saga entry, Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi! There is much talk of Luke Skywalker, porgs, Chewbacca's piloting skills, risky lightsaber misunderstandings, parking on the beach, adult babies, fan expectations, Yoda's comedy career, and more! Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi st...
54m Dec 19, 2017
54m