S6 Ep249: Episode 249 - American Dreamz
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back comedian and long time friend of the show, Justin J. Case, as they try to wrap their heads around the complete and total satirical misfire that is, American Dreamz! Why try to lampoon so many institutions at once? Who ever truly cared about Hugh Grant? And are we really trying to create sympathy for George W. Bush? PLUS: The guys create a new band ...
1hr 26m May 10, 2016
1hr 26m
S6 Ep248: Episode 248 - Waterworld (Live!)
Recorded December 12th,2015This week on the show, the gang is LIVE from the D.C. Improv tochat about the ridiculous blockbuster flub, Waterworld!Why did they make this "hero" so deplorable? How could someone notbe able to swim in a place called Waterworld? And whydidn't these pirates just trace the map off the little girl's back?PLUS: A dramatic reading from the Waterworldnovelization!Waterworl...
1hr 4m May 03, 2016
1hr 4m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Peein' at the Arcade, Dirty Diapers in the Theater, and One Ticked Off BvS Superfan
On this episode of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend and special guest, Justin J. Case, to read letters about a guy who was almost beaten by video game hustlers, a person who wet themselves due to excessive Dr. Pepper intake and a real love of Tekken 3, a (former?) listener who was upset by our Batman v Superman Colon Dawn of Justice episode, and much more! Do you want your crazy stories to...
56m Apr 29, 2016
56m
S6 Ep247: Episode 247 - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
On this week's episode, the gang scrapes the bottom of the barrel with the 2006 fart-a-thon, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector! How many diarrhea scenes do we need? What's with all the talk about having sex with mannequins? And is Larry as a grownup worse than Larry as a man baby? PLUS: Larry the Cable Guy--disrespectful Hooters customer. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector stars Dan Whit...
1hr 19m Apr 26, 2016
1hr 19m
S6: Animation Damnation #27 - Centurions
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang talks about the insane toy commercial cartoon, Centurions! The episode in question, "Day of the Animals," raises concerns such as why cybernetic animals in the first place? Did they actually invent wi-fi enabled mind control? And what's with Ace McCloud, professional scum bag? PLUS: Successful Stan Lee endlessly taunting a troubled Jack Kirby. Unl...
31m Apr 25, 2016
31m
S6 Ep246: Episode 246 - The Wizard
On this week's episode, the gang gets around to a long-promised discussion on the ridiculous Nintendo-commercial film, The Wizard! How did anyone find Fred Savage characters appealing in the 80s? What's with all the video game street gambling? And just how cool is Lucas? PLUS: John Goodman vs. Beau Bridges: Dawn of Street Brawlin'! The Wizard stars Fred Savage, Luke Edwards, Jenny Lewis, Christ...
1hr 44m Apr 19, 2016
1hr 44m
S6 Ep245: Episode 245 - My Best Friend's Wedding
This week on the show, the guys tackle one of the creepiest rom-coms Hollywood ever created -- it's My Best Friend's Wedding! How in the world are we supposed to get behind a protagonist like Jules? Is Dermot Mulroney's character a secret murderer? And is that a Paul Giamatti sighting? PLUS: Several references to the classic film Donkey Punch! My Best Friend's Wedding stars Julia Roberts, Dermo...
1hr 25m Apr 12, 2016
1hr 25m
S6 Ep244: Episode 244 - Dungeons & Dragons
On this week's episode, the gang finally wraps up the 2016 Listener Request Month with the sad sack, totally unwanted, fantasy nightmare, Dungeons & Dragons! How much could that castle have cost that Jeremy Irons absolutely needed to do this movie? Is Marlon Wayans' character a time traveler from 1998? And what's with all the ear sucking? PLUS: Can you play D&D as William Petersen's character f...
1hr 21m Apr 05, 2016
1hr 21m
S6: Animation Damnation #26 - The Raccoons
On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang tackles the pilot episode of the oddly crass, Canadian cartoon, The Raccoons! The episode in question, "Surprise Attack!", originally aired sometime in the great year 1985. Why do we have to see more female animals drawn with human breasts? What's with all the World War II imagery? And where was that sweet raccoon condo we were promised?! PLUS: St...
31m Mar 31, 2016
31m
S6 Ep243: Episode 243 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
This is a WHM Emergency Broadcast! The 10 Year Rule is torn asunder this week as the guys cut into the schedule to record a lengthy rant on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! Why is Batman shooting so many people in the face? How did Superman botch that Congress job? And whoever thought urine would be such a major plot point in a superhero movie? PLUS: Nick Nolte as Grandpa Sajdak in A Steve S...
2hr 5m Mar 29, 2016
2hr 5m
S6 Ep242: Episode 242 - Antitrust
On this episode, the gang continues the--randomly selected--Listener Request Month with a chat about the 2001 cyber thriller, Antitrust! Did this movie feel about five years too late to any one else? Could the Pepsi/Pringles product placement get any more obvious? And why does Tim Robbins have his dirty work done by teenagers? PLUS: Are real life billionaires mass murderers? Antitrust stars Rya...
1hr 32m Mar 22, 2016
1hr 32m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Horrible Hook-up Movies, Bee Movie Podcasts & How to Ruin The Godfather
On this episode of the Mail Bag, the guys read some letters from folks trying to hook up to inappropriate movies, people going into Old Boy blind, movie theater masturbators, and one letter about a big jerk ruining a screening of the restoration of The Godfather--one of cinema's biggest crimes. PLUS: The guys make up a fake podcast where creeps talk about nothing but Bee Movie! If you want you...
36m Mar 17, 2016
36m
S6 Ep241: Episode 241 - Nightmare Beach
On this episode, the gang continues Listener Request Month with the too-little-too-late 80s slasher, Nightmare Beach! Why would director Umberto Lenzi try to deny he directed this classic gem? Was this actor the absolute best thespian to audition for "Skip"? And why did they pick such a lame motorcycle for the killer to ride? PLUS: John Saxon and Joe Don Baker get catty about not going to the A...
1hr 32m Mar 15, 2016
1hr 32m
S6 Ep240: Episode 240 - A Letter from Death Row
On this episode, the gang goes to the Big House to rip into the head-scratching-ly bad, Bret Michaels passion project, A Letter from Death Row! Who on this earth thought this deserved to be made? What's with all those stupid chapters? And do these filmmakers really not know what a book looks like? PLUS: Let's hang out with Bruce Glover in the Dad Room! A Letter from Death Row stars Bret Michae...
1hr 22m Mar 08, 2016
1hr 22m
S6 Ep239: Episode 239 - The Shadow
This week on the show, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month by tackling the ridiculous snooze-fest, The Shadow! What kind of a name is Lamont Cranston? Is The Shadow participating in sex tourism? And how did Alec Baldwin get around shaving that chest? PLUS: The Shadow tries to murder Samuel "Screech" Powers! The Shadow stars Alec Baldwin, John Lone, Penelope Ann Miller, Peter Boyle...
1hr 34m Mar 01, 2016
1hr 34m
S6: Animation Damnation #25 - Road Rovers
On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve & Andrew chat about a ridiculous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rip-off, Road Rovers! So were they dogs first or people first? Why would world leaders donate their pets for this experiment? And why introduce werewolves in just the third episode? PLUS: Bill Clinton tries to solve Kosovo with super dogs! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com...
37m Feb 29, 2016
37m
S6: WHM On-Screen: The 88th Academy Awards
On this very special WHM On-Screen, we make contact with the alternate dimension to track down Chris Cabin, bringing the gang back together to chat about the Oscars! Why did everyone love Brooklyn so much? Does anyone actually care about The Danish Girl? And let's just give one to Leo and get it over with! PLUS: How many Oscar votes does Rudy Giuliani get? ALSO: Everyone see Chi-Raq and Creed! ...
37m Feb 26, 2016
37m
S6: WHM On-Screen: Deadpool
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve sit down to chat about the mega-success that is Deadpool. Throughout the talk, the two give their complaints & grievances with the film, and also mention what they really liked about it. Not shockingly, Steve is knowledgeable and informed about the character and where he comes from, while Andrew is ignorant and doing his best to keep up. PLUS: ...
34m Feb 24, 2016
34m
S6 Ep238: Episode 238 - Olympus Has Fallen (Live in D.C.)
Record live at the D.C. Improv in Washington, D.C. - December 12th, 2015 On this week's episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism thriller, Olympus Has Fallen! Was anyone fooled by Dylan McDermott's traitor character? Will Morgan Freeman ever get that presidential sandwich? And can everyone just stop saying the name Mike? PLUS: American Mike is the most American Secret Service a...
58m Feb 23, 2016
58m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Sweet Valentine Tales, Larry the Cable Guy Fandom, and Failed Summer Camp Hook-ups
On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read stories about romantically sweet Harry Potter dates, aggressive judgements about Larry the Cable Guy fans, and one disastrous screening of an Oscar-winning film that also botched a potential orgy. PLUS: Steve's regret over developing another classic WHM line. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovi...
46m Feb 18, 2016
46m
S6 Ep237: Episode 237 - The Watcher
This week on the show, the guys try to make heads or tails of the 2000 serial killer flop, The Watcher! What's with Keanu's dancing at the beginning? Is Spader believable as this broken F.B.I. agent? And why don't they just kiss already? PLUS: Keanu's house guest, Bryan, tricks him into all sorts of roles he doesn't want. The Watcher stars James Spader, Keanu Reeves, Marisa Tomei, Chris Ellis, ...
1hr 16m Feb 16, 2016
1hr 16m
S6 Ep236: Episode 236 - Daredevil
On this week's episode, the gang takes on the Valentine's 2003 superhero movie, Daredevil! Could Affleck be any stiffer as the titular Devil from Hell's Kitchen? What's with all the NĂ¼ Metal on this soundtrack? And could they make a great character like Elektra any more lame? PLUS: Joey Pants wants to remind you that he's from Hoboken. Daredevil stars Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell...
1hr 30m Feb 09, 2016
1hr 30m
S6 Ep235: Episode 235 - American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II (or No Retreat, No Surrender 5)
On this week's episode, the gang gets back to their roots by railing on a good, old fashioned, "White Guy Karate" movie: it's American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II! Is this the most obnoxious, American pig in all of white guy martial arts? How do we only see the villain for four minutes? And what's with that knock-off NFL merchandise? PLUS: George H. W. Bush and the plot line that made hi...
1hr 32m Feb 02, 2016
1hr 32m
S6: Animation Damnation #24 - Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the latest cartoon incarnation of the Scooby Gang, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! What's with Welker hogging all the roles? Why sex-up Velma? And is this actually good? PLUS: Fred introduces the gang to his angry, Korean War veteran of a father. The episode in question, "Mystery 101", originally aired October 5th, 2015. Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! sta...
26m Jan 29, 2016
26m
S6 Ep234: Episode 234 - The Last Witch Hunter
On the final episode of the Worst of 2015, the gang gets real tough and real magical as they sit through the magically tough fantasy action thrill ride--question mark?--The Last Witch Hunter! What's with Vin Diesel saying "magic" every six seconds? Does Michael Caine stand in any of his scenes? And why couldn't they hire an actual human being to play the Witch Queen? PLUS: Your favorite Ghostbu...
1hr 23m Jan 26, 2016
1hr 23m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Unruly Audiences, Projection Mishaps, and Straight Up Messing Yourself
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from folks who want to become professional wrestlers, had their Hateful Eight audience lose its cool, frequented a multiplex with wretched projection, and even, oh boy, shit their pants at the movies! If you want your questions answered on the air, or have some strange tales you want to tell--or just need to work through some trauma from your pa...
1hr Jan 21, 2016
1hr
S6 Ep233: Episode 233 - Pixels
On this week's episode, the Worst of 2015 month continues as the gang levels down to watch one of two Adam Sandler movies to come out last year, the totally inept Pixels! Why did we need the first fifteen minutes of this movie to explain what arcades and video games are? Why does this screenplay think playing video games is comparable to firing massive weaponry and driving race cars IRL? And wh...
1hr 39m Jan 19, 2016
1hr 39m
S6 Ep232: Russell Madness
On this week's episode, the gang continues their Worst of 2015 month with an off-brand family film, the wrestling dog epic, Russell Madness!
1hr 41m Jan 12, 2016
1hr 41m
S6 Ep231: Entourage
On the first episode of 2016, the gang kicks off a month-long look at some of the worst films of 2015, and what better way to start than with one of the most unnecessary films to ever exist, Entourage!
1hr 38m Jan 05, 2016
1hr 38m
S6: Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous Rankin & Bass holiday special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year!
31m Dec 31, 2015
31m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets
It's another outrageous edition of WHM Mail Bag!
40m Dec 28, 2015
40m
S6: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
On this episode of WHM On-Screen: Long story short - we liked it a lot.
50m Dec 23, 2015
50m
S6 Ep230: Santa Claus: The Movie
On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic(?), Santa Claus: The Movie!
1hr 23m Dec 22, 2015
1hr 23m
S6 Ep229: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
On this week's episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones!
1hr 29m Dec 15, 2015
1hr 29m
S6: WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special
On this special WHM On-Screen rerun to kick off Star Wars Week here at WHM, the gang revisits the time they traveled to a galaxy far, far away around the holidays and found The Star Wars Holiday Special!
57m Dec 14, 2015
57m
S6 Ep228: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
On We Hate Movies' 5th anniversary show, the gang sits down to chat about the unnecessary - but not terrible! - sequel, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey!
1hr 19m Dec 08, 2015
1hr 19m
S6 Ep227: Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation
On this week's episode, the gang heads to Dark Heart's summer camp in the totally batshit insane, Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation!
1hr 16m Dec 01, 2015
1hr 16m
S6 Ep226: Weekend at Bernie's II
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to the beach to spend another couple days with Rich, Larry, and old Bern in Weekend at Bernie's II!
1hr 30m Nov 24, 2015
1hr 30m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Puke, Podcast Bonding, and Porno Tape Mix-ups
It's another HILARIOUS episode of WHM Mail Bag!
27m Nov 19, 2015
27m
S6: WHM On-Screen: Spectre
On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang sits down to have a quick chat about Spectre. A slight case of "Different Opinions on We Hate Movies" turns up as the guys debate things like the merits of all the franchise references, that Sam Smith song, Bond's Scooby team, Daniel Craig's potential return, and, of course, their personal rankings of all the Craig films. PLUS: Was that art director in...
23m Nov 18, 2015
23m
S6 Ep225: Weekend at Bernie's
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off a two week Bernie-a-thon with the coked-out, bad decision-filled nonsense-fest, Weekend at Bernie's!
1hr 25m Nov 17, 2015
1hr 25m
S6: Animation Damnation #22 - James Bond Jr.
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the totally wrongheaded James Bond Jr.!
36m Nov 12, 2015
36m
S6 Ep224: Supergirl
On this episode, the gang heads back to the comic world to chat about the disasterous, embarrassing, lazy, multi-cut, train wreck, Supergirl!
1hr 40m Nov 10, 2015
1hr 40m
S6 Ep223: Never Say Never Again
On this week's episode, the gang gets all dolled up in their best tuxedos and terrible hair pieces to chat about the 1983 (unofficial) Bond film, Never Say Never Again!
1hr 38m Nov 03, 2015
1hr 38m
S6: On-Screen: The Friday the 13th Franchise
On this spooktacular edition of On-Screen, the gang ranks the entire Friday the 13th franchise from best to worst!
47m Oct 30, 2015
47m
S6: Animation Damnation #21 - Beetlejuice
On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang keeps things spooktacular as they rip into the terribly ill-conceived cartoon adaptation, Beetlejuice!
28m Oct 29, 2015
28m
S6 Ep222: Thinner
On this episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular wraps up as the gang takes a bite out of the lame Stephen King (or should we say Richard Bachman?) adaptation, Thinner!
1hr 26m Oct 27, 2015
1hr 26m
S6: WHM Mail Bag: Weird NYC Tales, Library Creeps, and Terrifying Advertising
It's an all-new hilarious edition of WHM Mail Bag!
38m Oct 26, 2015
38m
S6 Ep221: Freddy vs. Jason
This week on the 2015 WHM Spooktacular, it's Franchise Time as the gang heads to Crystal Lake by way of Springwood to challenge the long awaited 2003 monster team-up, Freddy vs. Jason!
1hr 34m Oct 20, 2015
1hr 34m
S6 Ep220: Killer Workout
On this week's episode, our Halloween Spooktacular turn steps, hop turns and high kicks into week two with the totally sleazy Killer Workout!
1hr 13m Oct 13, 2015
1hr 13m