S9 Ep415: Episode 415 - Live Free or Die Hard
On this week's episode, the gang goes back to McClane Country to talk about the third Die Hard sequel, the old man cop/cyber-thriller mash-up, Live Free or Die Hard! Why didn't they let Olyphant out of that van? Where did Bruce's eyebrows go? And why couldn't they have McClane give Zeus Carver or Al Powell a call? PLUS: "Bill Nighy" blows mad rails! Live Free or Die Hard stars Bruce Willis, Ti...
1hr 48m Apr 16, 2019
1hr 48m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #4 - Momaw Nadon (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric shares the tale of Momaw Nadon, the famous hammer-headed individual in the Mos Eisley Cantina! Is "hammerhead" a slur? What exactly was in this guy's—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want instant access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!:...
4m Apr 12, 2019
4m
S9 Ep414: Shrek 2 (2004)
On this week's episode, the gang is heading back to Far Far Away to chat about the dreadful, award-winning sequel, Shrek 2!
1hr 40m Apr 09, 2019
1hr 40m
S9 Ep413: Episode 413 - Pet Sematary (with Griffin Newman)
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Griffin Newman into the studio to chat about the dumb fun that is Pet Sematary (1989)! Why didn't the town just vote to lower that speed limit? Can beer bottles get buried in the cemetery and come back to life as FULL beers? And was that kid really laid to rest (the first time) in that Tom Petty hat? PLUS: Be sure to catch Griffin on Amazon's The Tick w...
2hr 14m Apr 02, 2019
2hr 14m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: Gym Proms, Larry the Cable Guy Apologists, and Puking at the Movies
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from folks who threw up during Dude, Where's My Car?, had a botched audition for a Troma film, totally beefed on a prom outfit, and one fella who paused a genocide documentary at one of the worst possible parts while watching on a plane. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into t...
55m Mar 29, 2019
55m
The Nexus 31 - "Distant Voices" / "Genesis" (CLIP)
On this month's Patreon-listener-requested episode, the gang chats about two episodes of Star Trek, one from Deep Space Nine and another from their beloved Next Generation, both of which are incredibly weird in their own ways! First up, on DS9, it's "Distant Voices," which originally aired April 10th, 1995. It features exciting elements like—WHOA! This episode is for subscribers only! To acces...
6m Mar 29, 2019
6m
S9 Ep412: Episode 412 - Chill Factor
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month comes to an end as the gang chats about a 90's action film that "borrows" from about 3 or 4 other 90's action films—it's Chill Factor! Who thought these two were a good pair? Why ditch the ice cream truck halfway through the film? And how did this disgraced army colonel go to prison a loser and come out a savvy, euro-trash, cyber terrorist...
1hr 53m Mar 26, 2019
1hr 53m
Animation Damnation - Stripperella (CLIP)
On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella! The episode in question—oy—"Beauty and the Obese" originally aired June 26th, 2003, features embarrassingly dated elements like—WHOOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies)...
3m Mar 23, 2019
3m
S9 Ep411: Episode 411 - Battlefield Earth
On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on this show, Battlefield Earth! What's with that mini-golf course? Could they have done any worse with that CGI cow leg? And what's going on with Travolta's Hot Topic boots? PLUS: That's not a potty cam, L. Ron just has a bee in the bathroom! Battl...
1hr 46m Mar 19, 2019
1hr 46m
Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)
On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you are a subscriber, feel free to delete this instantly! But if you haven't subscribed yet, give this clip a listen to see what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page (htt...
6m Mar 15, 2019
6m
S9: WHM On-Screen: Captain Marvel
On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel! What the hell is a Kree again? Look at all the creative ways kitty litter can be used! And taking a moment to remember the one and only jay-smoking genius, Stan Lee! Captain Marvel stars Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law, Ben Mendelsohn, Annette Bening, Clark Gregg, and Lee Pace; ...
40m Mar 13, 2019
40m
S9 Ep409: Episode 409 - Vibes
On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes! Is this the only time in his career Goldblum couldn't fake the funk? Shouldn't they have shown Cyndi Lauper's psychic spirit friend? And who was laughing at that terrible prolonged death scene? PLUS: Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Peter Falk played Hanni...
1hr 27m Mar 12, 2019
1hr 27m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! U...
4m Mar 08, 2019
4m
S9 Ep408: Episode 408 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Sweet job at the casting call, Hollywood! What's with all the parkour? And what kind of an accent was Jake G. shooting for? PLUS: Say hello to the Buddy Brigade, Hollywood's nicest gang of friends! Prince of Persia: The Sands of Ti...
1hr 40m Mar 05, 2019
1hr 40m
The Nexus 30 - "The Alternative Factor" / "Where Silence Has Lease" (CLIP)
On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In this episode, we're shown such enticing things like—WHOOPS! This episode is for paid subscribers only! To check out the full episode, head on over t...
7m Feb 28, 2019
7m
S9 Ep407: Episode 407 - The Island
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character instead of interrogate him? And what's with all that clone murder? PLUS: Appearing all weekend at Golden Corral, the brilliant comedy stylings of puppet-wielding, joke-telling se...
1hr 56m Feb 26, 2019
1hr 56m
S9: The 2019 WHM Oscars Special
Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards, the gang got together last night (via the Internet) to predict the winners, talk about the films they really want to win, the snubs, the problematic host issue, The Whoopster, who will get Farina'd, The Bet, and more! Tune into the Oscar broadcast on Sunday night and tweet along with the show using our annual tag: #WHMOscars! Unlock Exclusive C...
1hr 8m Feb 22, 2019
1hr 8m
Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a weak—WHOOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get access to the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock ...
4m Feb 22, 2019
4m
S9 Ep406: Episode 406 - Valentine
On this week's episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous romantic slasher, Valentine! Why couldn't they style David Boreanaz's character differently so he didn't look exactly like Angel? Where was the faculty at that school dance? And who would let this deadbeat internet startup guy crash at their house? PLUS: Wallace Shawn stars in Die...
1hr 47m Feb 19, 2019
1hr 47m
Episode 405 - Bad Boys (CLIP)
On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the whole show—plus dozens of hours of more sweet WHM content—head on over to our Patreon page and sign up (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock E...
7m Feb 15, 2019
7m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: Awkward School Screenings, NYC Blood Puddles, and Watching "Faces of Death" with Dad
On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from some people who watched awkward nude scenes in the classroom; others who, as NYC tourists almost tripped over a blood puddle; still others who rented "Faces of Death" with their father, and one person who even oversaw a good, old-fashioned Multiplex Shitpocalypse! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or have a legit que...
51m Feb 14, 2019
51m
S9 Ep404: Episode 404 - What Women Want
On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio as they try to tackle one of the biggest questions in the universe: why did they make What Women Want? How much did it pain Mel to have to sing and dance and put on lipstick for this film? Why did they bother with that suicide subplot? And have two actors had less chemistry on screen than Helen Hunt and Mel Gibson in this f...
1hr 58m Feb 12, 2019
1hr 58m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #2 - Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba (CLIP)
On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the guys with the wild tale of the dastardly Dr. Evazan and his right-hand thug, Ponda Baba, the most dangerous—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://...
4m Feb 08, 2019
4m
S9 Ep403: Episode 403 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
On this week's episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald! In a world where shape-shifting is as easy as sneezing, why couldn't they just re-cast Johnny Depp? How on earth was that ghost dragon fight the climax of the film? And what exactly is an ...
1hr 45m Feb 05, 2019
1hr 45m
S9 Ep402: Episode 402 - The Happytime Murders
On this week's episode, the gang continues to discuss Some of the Worst of 2018 with a chat about the most EXTREME puppet film ever made, The Happytime Murders! Wow, could you imagine if a puppet used a curse word? Or could you i-magine if a puppet got shot in the face with a shotgun? Oh, could you just IMAGINE if a puppet was shown ejaculating on camera?! I mean, COULD YOU IMAGINE?! PLUS: Geor...
1hr 28m Jan 29, 2019
1hr 28m
The Nexus 29 - "Errand of Mercy" / "The Child" (CLIP)
On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for—WHOOPS! This show is for our subscribers only! To access the full-length episode, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See https://o...
3m Jan 26, 2019
3m
S9 Ep401: Episode 401 - Life Itself
On this week's episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself! What years are these stupid timelines taking place in? What's with that Dylan cover? And why in the WORLD did we have to sit through Olive Oil: The Motion Picture?! PLUS: Peter Venkman's Mouse Trap-esque suicide plan! Life Itself stars Oscar Isaac, Olivia Wilde, A...
1hr 50m Jan 22, 2019
1hr 50m
Animation Damnation - MTV's Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (CLIP)
On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series! The episode in question, "Law of the Jungle," which originally aired July 18th, 2003, brings up such questions as—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today!...
4m Jan 18, 2019
4m
S9 Ep400: Episode 400 - The Love Guru
On this week's episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to ever exist, The Love Guru! What is with that CGI Mike Myers baby head? Who thought the fake Oprah cameo was funny? And most importantly: why does this exist? Plus: Al Michaels watches elephants have intercourse! It's absolutely nuts that we're cruis...
1hr 38m Jan 15, 2019
1hr 38m
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D'an of the Modal Nodes (CLIP)
On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3m Jan 11, 2019
3m
S9 Ep399: Episode 399 - Mile 22
On this week's show, the gang continues their pursuit of cataloging some of the worst films of 2018 by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous online gaming chat come to life, Mile 22! What's with the incredible amount of profanity in this script? Does this film have a commercial for a divorce app in it? And what in the WORLD are we doing with those two Russian characters? PLUS: Spider-man get...
1hr 38m Jan 08, 2019
1hr 38m
S9: Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)
On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! What's with all the overcompensating shots of—OOPS! This episode is for patrons-only! To download the full show, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.co...
10m Jan 04, 2019
10m
S9 Ep397: Episode 397 - Venom
Happy New Year! On the first episode of 2019, the gang kicks off their annual "(Some of) The Worst of the Previous Year" month with a spirited conversation about the goop-slinging anti-hero vehicle, Venom! What is that accent Tom Hardy is doing? How on earth is Eddie Brock affording that sick bachelor pad whilst unemployed? And couldn't they get literally anybody to play the Number Two Heavy? P...
1hr 32m Jan 01, 2019
1hr 32m
S9 Ep396: Episode 396 - Batman (1989)
On this week's episode, the gang celebrates Christmas the only way they know how: talking about the absolutely excellent Tim Burton Batman feature! Is Bruce Wayne drinking the blood of criminals? Was Nicholson calling his own cuts here? And remember the time Jack Palance played Dracula? PLUS: The Joker's plastic surgeon was... not prepared. Batman stars Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basi...
2hr 12m Dec 25, 2018
2hr 12m
The Nexus 28 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (CLIP)
On this month's very special We Love Movies-inspired edition of the The Nexus, the gang is chatting about the best Trek film ever made, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Would you look at Kirk's killer—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Cont...
9m Dec 20, 2018
9m
S9 Ep395: Episode 395 - It's a Wonderful Life
On this week's holiday cheer-filled We Love Movies, the gang chats about the beloved Christmas? movie, It's a Wonderful Life! How exactly did this become a film people love watching at Christmas? What's with tossing rocks through that abandoned house for good luck? And look on in awe as Jimmy Stewart berates a teacher over the phone... after berating a house full of children! PLUS: The entire l...
2hr 7m Dec 18, 2018
2hr 7m
Animation Damnation - Batman: The Animated Series (CLIP)
On this month's We Love Movies-inspired episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about one of the absolute best episodes of the best superhero cartoon to ever exist, Batman: The Animated Series! The episode in question, "Almost Got 'im," originally aired on November 10th 1992 and features such amazing BTAS moments as—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head...
3m Dec 14, 2018
3m
S9 Ep394: Episode 394 - Back to the Future
On this week's all-new We Love Movies entry, the gang chats about beloved Reaganomics fantasy, Back to the Future! How exactly do Doc and Marty know each other? What's the deal with George's peeping? And look at all the manure! PLUS: Doc Brown becomes that annoying old guy who hangs around Burger King all day seeking attention by talking to the staff non-stop about nothing! Back to the Future ...
2hr 14m Dec 11, 2018
2hr 14m
S9: Episode 393 - Star Wars CLIP
On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves!  If you don't yet have access ...
14m Dec 07, 2018
14m
S9 Ep392: Episode 392 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
This week on We Love Movies, the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day! Is Robert Patrick's handsome visage the factory default for the T-1000? Who else was wanting more Danny Cooksey? And are S. Epatha Merkerson and Joe Morton's characters still hot and heavy? PLUS: Jesse Ventura lobbies Arnold for a very important supporting role!...
2hr 11m Dec 04, 2018
2hr 11m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: Cat In the Hat Stand-Ins, Messing with Michael Myers, and Blowing Up Your College Bathroom
On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on Halloween, poorly timed pre-party bathroom runs in college, deranged haunted houses, and more! There's one more Mail Bag episode left for 2018, so get your holiday-themed letters in now! Write in to weallhatemovies@gmail.com (mailto:weallhatemovies...
46m Nov 30, 2018
46m
S9 Ep391: Episode 391 - Richie Rich
On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h! Why are these billionaires supposed to be the saviors of American society? Who thought it was wise to have the villain repeatedly shoot a child? And how long is it until those factory workers stage a coup? PLUS: Jesse Ventura subs in for Richie's personal trainer! Ri¢hie Ri¢h stars Mac...
1hr 46m Nov 27, 2018
1hr 46m
S9 Ep390: Episode 390 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! Who signed off on ANY of these accents? What is with that witch? And was there any scenery left after Rickman was done beautifully chewing it all down? PLUS: Look out for Arrow Cam! Robin H...
1hr 54m Nov 20, 2018
1hr 54m
The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone" (CLIP)
On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek! First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the Dark," which originally aired March 9th, 1967. This episode features all the disastrous Trek elements you hope to avoid like—OOPS! This content is for subscribers only! To access th...
5m Nov 19, 2018
5m
Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (CLIP)
On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Premiering on November 20th, 1973, this special includes beloved holiday elements like—OOPS! This show is for patrons only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ! Unlock Exclusive Content!:...
4m Nov 16, 2018
4m
S9 Ep389: Episode 389 - The One
On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One! What's with putting Jet Li in all those silly wigs? Who decided to QUADRUPLE-DOWN on the nü-metal soundtrack? And does anyone remember One Night at McCool's? PLUS: Christopher Lambert is feeling very, very litigious! The One stars Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Jason Statham, Carla Gu...
1hr 41m Nov 13, 2018
1hr 41m
Episode 388 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (CLIP)
On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit early as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing like—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers...
5m Nov 08, 2018
5m
S9 Ep387: Episode 387 - The Cat in the Hat
On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat! Why is Mike Myers doing Linda Richman for this Cat voice? How did that erection joke make its way out of the editing bay? And how did anyone think this was for children? PLUS: Ed Gein wins an Academy Award! The Cat in the Hat star...
1hr 43m Nov 06, 2018
1hr 43m
S9 Ep386: Episode 386 - Wishmaster
On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous Wishmaster! What's with that pharmacist's brutal death? Look how great Kane Hodder's facial hair is! And how about that jaw rip? PLUS: God hates genies! Wishmaster stars Tammy Lauren, Andrew Divoff, Robert Englund, Chris Lemmon, and George 'Buck' Flower; ...
1hr 49m Oct 30, 2018
1hr 49m
S9: WHM Mail Bag: Obnoxious Children at the Movies, Spooktacular Exes, Eerie Event Cinema, and Waiting to Meet Doug "Pinhead" Bradley
On this month's spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes creeping out former lovers at college, a movie review website hosting a cinema event featuring a contest of dubious motivation, and one guy who almost lost everything just to meeting Doug "Pinhead" Bradley in the forest! We're now collecting emails...
43m Oct 28, 2018
43m