58: You're Dumped
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to a caller, John, who shares a couple of embarrassing stories from middle school.  They also share stories about: free cookies that cost the price of dignity, exposing it all on the subway, farting on your crush, getting unwanted attention in church and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodca...
39m Apr 08, 2025
39m
57: Queef it up
This week Katie and Mary Kate take a call from @itsmeaylab who shares her viral TT embarrassing story from childhood. They also tell stories about: ruining a surprise, a horrible fall, getting kicked out of a ball game, literally sh*tting the bed, getting catfished and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'...
38m Apr 01, 2025
38m
56: Daddy was a drunk
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Mary Kate's husband and he shares an embarrassing story from college. They also share stories about: an accidental threesome, a zoom meeting with a popular podcast gone wrong, disaster striking moments before a wedding, farting in front of the entire office, pooping all over your crush's house and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'...
42m Mar 25, 2025
42m
55: The Fart Angel
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from @ivylis (TT/IG) and she tells us about a mortifying first date and how her embarrassment actually saved her.  They also share stories about: a spicy date that ruined the mood, losing interest in your crush, a young teacher's drunken mistake, shutting down a party with your barf, a joke that backfired and more! If you have an embarrassing story th...
38m Mar 18, 2025
38m
54: Something bit my a**
This week, Katie and Mary Kate have their first international caller and talk to @pipa.____ who shares her viral TikTok story about a vacation disaster.  They also share stories about: getting walked in on by Grandma at the worst time, accidentally flashing an entire park, being at your crush's party and getting super drunk, getting a boner in class, a parrot that embarrassed the whole family a...
42m Mar 11, 2025
42m
53: Face Full of Beef
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Kayla Dickie of @kikos.kloset and she shares a story about an embarrassing moment at a vintage market. They also share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of a 6th grade classroom, a class zoom fail, a very expensive fart, mistaking a gesture for romance and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, pleas...
38m Mar 04, 2025
38m
52: Round 52
Our 1 year episode extravaganza! In this very special all caller episode, Katie and Mary Kate hear stories about: embarrassing and unrequited crushes, a conference room catastrophe, a first date gone terribly wrong and a childhood trauma.  If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy u...
52m Feb 25, 2025
52m
51: Oops I did it again
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from a knight about an embarrassing incident at a comic book store and take a call about unintentionally making a big entrance. They also share embarrassing stories about: a mishap at a prison, turning down a job and getting busted lying, meeting your boyfriend's Mom for the first time, accidentally texting your boss and more! If you have an embarrassi...
35m Feb 18, 2025
35m
50: Giant Puffy Nips
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Jenasie of @msviciousdesign and she shares a story that haunts her to this day due to the photographic evidence. They also talk to Heather of @the_raw_brunette who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing story that all starts with a bad reaction to a shot. They also share stories about: mistaking the sender of a Valentine's gift, a saboteur becoming the sa...
46m Feb 11, 2025
46m
49: Never been kissed
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from actor/producer/director Jason James Richter (Free Willy I and II, The Little Things) and he shares a couple of embarrassing stories, including one about the kiss he had with Mary Kate in Free Willy 2. They also take a call about a creepy podiatrist and share stories about: a roommate shame spiral, ruining your chance with a maid of honor, a real l...
38m Feb 04, 2025
38m
48: Tooter
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call about a middle school secret that changed a life, and share stories about: a wedding day disaster, a first date ruined by a stranger, shooting your shot and blowing an interview, pooping in a crock pot, a mountain climbing mishap and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com ...
43m Jan 28, 2025
43m
47: Puttin' on the ritz
We prerecorded this episode prior to the devastating wildfires that have greatly impacted Los Angeles. While our hearts and minds are constantly with the city we love; we decided to release this episode because more than ever we need some levity and pockets of joy wherever possible. Our hope is that our podcast can be a reprieve, albeit brief, from the anxiety, sorrow and fear that many of us a...
37m Jan 14, 2025
37m
46: Techno Peppa Pig
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a kids party fail, clogging the poop deck, getting busted by your whole family, accidentally starting a fight, a nightmare stomach bug, getting saved by your period and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, p...
36m Jan 07, 2025
36m
45: Brace for Impact
Happy New Year! This week, Katie and Mary Kate take two calls and share stories about: a series of unfortunate events that all started with a cookie, the worst dinner party ever, a triple embarrassment that involves the beach and global humiliation, throwing yourself at someone and throwing up and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beet...
52m Dec 31, 2024
52m
44: Where are your nuts?
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Erica Bitton (IG @gurubf) of Vacuum Girl and hear a hilarious tale of High School humiliation.  They also share stories about: injuring an idol, a failed proposal, Cultural Appropriation humiliation, a sabotaging cat, puking in front of Ron Burgundy and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpod...
35m Dec 24, 2024
35m
43: Adios M&M
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call with @tessyhill (who shares her viral TikTok embarrassing story) and share stories about: good intentions gone bad, the olive oil girl, accidentally becoming an exhibitionist, holding up the airport security check point line, getting egged and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@g...
42m Dec 17, 2024
42m
42: Cauliflower Queef
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from @hansdickie (who shares the full ending to her viral IG reel) and share stories about: a sailing mishap, a high school hook up gone wrong, accidentally telling off a celebrity, puking on the job and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our s...
35m Dec 10, 2024
35m
41: Fire and Ice
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: faking your own death to see if your crush cares, having to go to the ER in the middle of making love, cursing in front of kids, mishearing a doctor and having an inappropriate response, a vibrator injury and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to...
38m Dec 03, 2024
38m
40: The Tell-Tale Poop
This week, Katie and Mary Kate are joined by writer/actor/producer Nicholas Schutt (Outer Banks) who shares a hilarious story about his first big meeting in LA. Katie and Mary Kate also share stories about: a surprise fart, unreciprocated feelings, accidentally almost getting your Dad arrested, projectile puking in front of strangers and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like ...
44m Nov 26, 2024
44m
39: Weiner we gonna get to the good part?
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: humilation at the gym, farting on your partner, indecent exposure, young foolish love, lying about a death and getting busted and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.c...
44m Nov 19, 2024
44m
38: Macho Macho Man
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a former Oriole shares their story of being humiliated at bat, pooping on the cool girl's couch, peeing your pants in public, grossing out your celebrity crush and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please...
41m Nov 12, 2024
41m
37: Special Michael
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories (and hear stories from callers) about: a gym mishap, a dog park meet cute moment ruined, Siri interrupting an audition, pooping at the worst possible time and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our P...
45m Nov 05, 2024
45m
36: The bathroom is no place for Bashful
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a photo shoot fail, falling on the job, first date nightmare, getting busted during a breakup, accidentally pranking yourself and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.c...
37m Oct 29, 2024
37m
35: A couple of legs and a grouper fish
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: blowing up the party bathroom, indecent exposure, kid's party gone wrong, puking and passing out, getting kicked out of a couple's massage and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : ...
38m Oct 22, 2024
38m
34: Open Door Policy
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: catching your parents in the act, farting in front of an entire party, a dog adoption gone wrong, dangerous party favors and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/Be...
48m Oct 15, 2024
48m
33: Holy Sh*tballs
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking on a blind date, farting in front of a supermodel, sharting, getting stuck at a work event and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show...
39m Oct 08, 2024
39m
32: Jim's Beans and it's Bridget B*tch
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a hilarious call from the one and only Bridgette of @itsbridgettebitch on IG and TT.  She takes us all the way back to High School and shares not one, but TWO of her embarrassing stories. This episode also features stories about: getting pantsed in public, surprise party gone wrong, mistaken pregnancy, pooping in a bag and more! If you have an embarrassing s...
37m Oct 01, 2024
37m
31: Brad, you're a sociopath.
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: putting your foot in your mouth, getting stuck in a dressing room, ruining a breakup with a fart, pooping in the public pool, finding out what happened in a blackout, public naked humiliation and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our ...
41m Sep 24, 2024
41m
30: Pink Vintage Show Pony Club
This week, Katie and Mary Kate are joined by Jonny of @vintageshowpony who shares a hilarious embarrassing story of his own that involves twerking, as well as stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of the most treasured actors of our generation, accidentally flashing your whole workplace, puking on everyone, misinterpreting your students' reactions and more! If you have an embarrassing ...
46m Sep 17, 2024
46m
29: It's happening.
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants at work, being an accidental perv, a first date disaster, mistaking someone in the cringiest way, flashing everyone in your town and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our P...
28m Sep 10, 2024
28m
28: I want chocolate pudding
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting caught in the act, what happens when you try to prank a 107 year old, a major work bathroom mishap, never being able to face your kid's teacher again, professing your love to someone who doesn't feel the same and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If y...
35m Sep 03, 2024
35m
27: Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity, soiling your pants without a change of clothes, giving a speech without shoes, farting in front of your boyfriend's parents the first time you meet them, pooping and passing out and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.c...
35m Aug 27, 2024
35m
26: Need a bag?
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst proposal, pooping your pants at a slumber party, ruining the mood, a wild house party that got out of hand, emergency diarrhea, lighting yourself on fire and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, pl...
32m Aug 20, 2024
32m
25: The night I found out I was lactose intolerant
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking on a plane, falling on the job, drunken mistakes, airing your dirty laundry, farting on your crush and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast T...
40m Aug 13, 2024
40m
24: Beet Red gets Cool Cool Cool with Liz Culley
This week, Katie and Mary Kate have a special guest on the pod, Liz Culley of Cool Cool Cool! Liz shares a few of her hilarious embarrassing moments and Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of your crush, being embarrassed by your mom, drunken humilation and more! Follow Liz Culley @listentoliz and @coolcoolcool If you have an embarrassing story that you'd l...
54m Aug 06, 2024
54m
23: Sisterhood of the traveling poop blanket
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: your crush catching you pooping, confusing a date, getting caught by your parents during your first time, wiping out in front of your crush, getting caught on camera, passing out on a date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our sho...
44m Jul 30, 2024
44m
22: St Simons Steamer
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a constipation nightmare, accidental nudes, getting busted by Mom, anxiety farting, sleepover antics and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This s...
37m Jul 23, 2024
37m
21: Glockenspiel
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting embarrassed by your kid in a public place, puking on a plane, lactose intolerant team building disaster, ruining your friend's wedding and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreo...
37m Jul 16, 2024
37m
20: Let it go
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally exposing yourself, racing home against IBS, first couples getaway gone wrong, walking in during an inopportune time, ruining a first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit ou...
42m Jul 09, 2024
42m
19: Golden Boy
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally peeing at the worst possible time, looking like a jerk at work, post surgery catastrophe, bowling and bleeding, pooping on a hike and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit ou...
38m Jul 02, 2024
38m
18: Are the weiners ready?
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: flirting with your crush and being crushed by his response, getting busted at the airport, getting humiliated in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your dog, embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If ...
41m Jun 25, 2024
41m
17: California, no doubt about it.
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants in public, going overboard in a new relationship, looking crazy on a busy street, lying in a new relationship and getting busted, horrifying your masseuse and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a ...
49m Jun 18, 2024
49m
16: Yeesh
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: bombing on stage, making out and barfing, accidentally flashing your classmates, pooping your pants in a cab, accidentally groping a grandpa and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon ...
41m Jun 11, 2024
41m
15: What I'm doing is none of your business.
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pissing off your crush, first time make out fail, sharting in front of a celebrity, getting heckled in front of your date, falling in front of the cool kids, baring it all to your classroom and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our sh...
49m Jun 04, 2024
49m
14: Bed Bug Beagles
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: lying to get a job, blacking out and finding out about what happened the night before, your super religious parents finding out about your first time, the worst therapist ever, naked bungee jumping and so much more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like t...
52m May 28, 2024
52m
13: Queefy
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: being fart positive, classroom bullying, weird discharge, barfing on a shoe, forgetting your wallet and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast ...
44m May 21, 2024
44m
12: The Devil Wears Prairie Skirts
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: dance fail, feet funk, falling and farting, pole dance problem, bartending and sharting and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recor...
43m May 14, 2024
43m
11: Poofah
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: leaked nudes, a bad breakup, an orange speedo and a tornado, the job from hell, diarrhea at the movies and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This...
44m May 07, 2024
44m
10: your party's in the front
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: day drinking disaster, pee slip n slide, sharting in public, barfing brings us closer, baring it all to a construction crew and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com...
35m Apr 30, 2024
35m
9: that's nasty
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: IBS be damned, free the nips, P.E. mishap, never being able to look your teacher in the eyes again, nude beach, when your embarrassing moment goes viral and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit ...
41m Apr 23, 2024
41m