188: On Chelsea’s 40th, Monsters, In Vogue: The 90s
On today’s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea’s 40th birthday, Netflix’s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple, the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman’s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani’s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl’s love child, Karen Elson’s star-studded wedding, Vogue’s n...
1hr 16m Sep 27, 2024
1hr 16m
187: *V.I.P. UNLOCKED* On Sofia Coppola
Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more! UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two h...
46m Sep 20, 2024
46m
186: On Sex and the City: Easy Come, Easy Go
It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever. Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove. Trea...
52m Sep 13, 2024
52m
185: On Chimp Crazy, Glenn Close, Sneex
On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and mor...
59m Sep 06, 2024
59m
184: On Chappell Roan, Blink Twice, Hotline Calls
On today’s episode, we discuss Chappell Roan’s recent TikTok video and Instagram post about the downsides of fame, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly’s new Amazon series Wear Whatever the F You Want, the death of the world’s most famous personal shopper Betty Halbreich, Zoë Kravitz’s new film Blink Twice, the quintessential ‘90s jailbait thriller The Crush, that time that Dennis Rodman married hims...
1hr 2m Aug 30, 2024
1hr 2m
183: On Trap, Bennifer, Gena Rowlands
On today’s episode, we discuss the demise of SJP Collection, J.Lo and Ben Affleck’s divorce, Lady Gaga’s underwhelming duet with Bruno Mars, Joaquin Phoenix’s shock departure from Todd Haynes’ latest project, the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s new film The Room Next Door, the deaths of Los Angeles legends Peggy Moffitt and Gena Rowlands, the confusing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x Rodarte collab, Su...
48m Aug 23, 2024
48m
182: On Sex and the City: Models and Mortals
Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most f**ked up episode: Models and Mortals, a journey into the twisted world of models, modelizers, and the sex crimes that happen along the way. Topics discussed include Candace Bushnell’s original Observer article from ‘95, Skipper’s excessive screen time, Samantha’s brief foray into amateur pornography, Carrie’s fur coat, Stanny’s star client, Charlo...
43m Aug 16, 2024
43m
184: On Blake Lively, Tim Walz, Elizabeth Taylor
On today’s extra bitchy episode, we discuss our new national nightmare, a.k.a. the press tour for Blake Lively’s new film It Ends With Us, her spooky haircare line Blake Brown, and of course, her September Vogue cover shot by Baz Luhrmann.  We also chat about our recent excursion to Beverly Hills, Kamala’s charming VP pick, the forthcoming Gus Van Sant film about Peter Thiel vs. Gawker, the new...
46m Aug 09, 2024
46m
180: On Celine Dion, the Olympics, Listener Questions
It’s a slow news week, so we’re answering questions that were submitted by listeners on our recent tour. We also discuss the bizarre opening ceremony for the Paris Olympics, featuring robot horses, Lady Gaga as Zizi Jeanmaire, an underwhelming fashion show, this creepy ass torchbearer, the extremely major Les Mis / Gojira performance, and of course, Celine Dion’s big comeback and her recent doc...
59m Aug 02, 2024
59m
179: On MaXXXine, Longlegs, Coconut Trees
We’re back to discuss our new democratic nominee and her brat summer, the New York Times article about Lauren’s wedding, the Hollywood Reporter’s piece about the drama and tragedy behind the scenes at Euphoria, our conspiratorial thoughts about the funeral scene that was recently filmed for And Just Like That, the false rumors that Kim Cattrall will return for season three, the parallels betwee...
50m Jul 26, 2024
50m
178: On Lauren’s Wedding, Richard Simmons, Faye Dunaway
Our little girl is married! We’re back to discuss Lauren’s wedding, an absolutely momentous occasion that the bride barely remembers. Thankfully, Chelsea is here to fill in the blanks. We also discuss Donald Trump’s recent brush with death, this incredibly major photo of the aftermath, his new running mate J.D. Vance, Glenn Close’s iconic makeunder in Hillbilly Elegy, the RNC’s MVP “Babydog”, S...
1hr 15m Jul 19, 2024
1hr 15m
173: On John Corbett, Diane von Fürstenberg, Lena Dunham
Big news this week! We finally released merch and John Corbett hates being an actor. We also discuss the Devil Wears Prada sequel, Glenn Close and Halle Berry’s maiden voyage into the Ryan Murphyverse, Julia Fox’s sexuality, Lena Dunham’s New Yorker interview, the Fabulous Four trailer, the extremely major Diane von Fürstenberg documentary, Becoming Karl Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs’ fabulous new col...
1hr 12m Jul 12, 2024
1hr 12m
176: On Sex and the City: The Chicken Dance
Today we’re revisiting a high note of season two “The Chicken Dance,” a.k.a the one where Carrie has to make a speech at a virtual stranger's wedding. Topics discussed include whirlwind romances, unhinged ceramic frog tables, Samantha’s déjà fuck, the illustrious career of guest star Carrie Preston, Charlotte’s “slutty” bridesmaid dress, Donna Karen’s incredible late 90’s ad campaigns, a Chat G...
35m Jul 05, 2024
35m
175: On Lorde, Practical Magic, The Brat Pack
On today’s episode, we discuss the musical event of the year: The Girl, So Confusing Version with Lorde. We also get into Justin Timberlake’s DUI, the Practical Magic sequel, Lauren’s scandalous new skirt, Kathleen Hanna’s new memoir Rebel Girl, and Andrew McCarthy’s new documentary Brats, and the time that Reese Witherspoon drunkenly fell down the stairs at Sunset Tower. Get warm weather read...
59m Jun 28, 2024
59m
174: On Sex and the City: I Love a Charade
Today we’re revisiting the season five finale “I Love A Charade”, a.k.a. the episode where the ladies head to the Hamptons to celebrate the nuptials of Bobby Fine and Bitsy Von Muffling. Topics discussed include Samantha’s cantaloupe breakdown, the return of Berger, Miranda and Brady’s couples look, the perils of waxing, the pink suede elephant in the room, Carrie’s hair crisis, Stanny’s Cynthi...
44m Jun 21, 2024
44m
173: On Charli xcx, Back to Black, Normcore (Feat. Fiona Duncan)
Hello brats! We’re back to discuss the new Charli xcx album, Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan’s swift ascent, the possibility that Ariana Grande is a furry, the critically panned Amy Winehouse biopic, and John Galliano’s rumored exit from Margiela. Plus: Fiona Duncan joins us to discuss her new Interview article “Normcore: The Oral History No One Asked For.” The Every Outfit West Coast Tour ...
49m Jun 14, 2024
49m
172: On Chloë Sevigny, Chromatica Ball, Hotline Calls
On today’s episode, we discuss Chloë Sevigny and Kim Kardashian’s controversial “Actors on Actors” conversation, Lady Gaga’s Chromatica Ball concert film, and Virgine Viard’s shocking exit from Chanel. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Simone Rocha’s Crocs collab to SNL’s 2004 Sex and the City spoof starring Christina Aguilera to Fergie’s disastrous appearance at a ...
58m Jun 07, 2024
58m
171: On Lauren’s Bachelorette, Bella Hadid, Under the Bridge
This week we’re recovering from Lauren’s semi-depraved Bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas, where we soaked up the local culture including the all-male strip revue Thunder From Down Under and Dita Von Teese’s Dita Las Vegas. We also get into Chelsea’s tabi-related foot deformity, this year’s Cannes winners, Bella Hadid’s keffiyeh dress and its ties to Sex and the City (also here is that Guardian ...
54m May 31, 2024
54m
170: On Carrie’s New Ensembles, The Idea of You, Baby Reindeer
On this week’s jam-packed episode we discuss the latest season of And Just Like That, the insane New York Times article about Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Cohen’s friendship, Charli XCX’s latest music video, Chloe Sevigny’s Dilara Findikouglu Met Gala look, our outfits from our recent show in New York, Sofia Coppola for Augustinus Bader, Sofia’s daughter’s new bop, the demise of The Vampire’s Wi...
59m May 24, 2024
59m
169: On Sex and the City: La Douleur Exquise!
Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big’s second breakup. It’s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. ...
39m May 17, 2024
39m
On the “Sleeping Beauties” Met Gala 🥀
The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more...
1hr 14m May 09, 2024
1hr 14m
167: On Rosie O’Donnell, Brandy Hellville, John Galliano
On the plus side, Rosie O’Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today’s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos’ iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melv...
1hr 3m May 03, 2024
1hr 3m
166: On Cruel Intentions *V.I.P. Unlocked*
We're still on tour, so we're unlocking a recent V.I.P. episode for your enjoyment! Today we revisit the sordid tale of the Upper East Side’s kinkiest step-siblings and the poor innocent schoolgirls that they lure into their twisted sex games. Topics discussed include Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s iconic kiss, the astoundingly good soundtrack, the parallels to the 1988 film Dangerous ...
1hr 12m Apr 26, 2024
1hr 12m
165: On Sex and the City: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice
The time has come. Today we’re discussing one of the greatest Sex and the City episodes of all time: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. This much-memed season six standout truly has it all: Samantha in head-to-toe House of Field, Smith Jerrod on TRL, Michael Showalter as Berger’s douchey friend, Carrie getting arrested, Miranda’s skinny jeans, Charlotte’s engagement reveal, and so much more. We ...
40m Apr 19, 2024
40m
164: On Jojo Siwa, Rihanna, Palm Royale
Karma’s a bitch! And so are we. Yes, your girls are back to discuss Jojo Siwa’s controversial rebranding, the overrated eclipse, J.Lo’s bot farm, the terrifying Amy Winehouse biopic, the sad state of Francis Ford Coppola and John Waters latest films, Rihanna’s Interview magazine cover, Laura Dern’s fucked wig on Palm Royale, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New ...
49m Apr 12, 2024
49m
163: On Cowboy Carter, SATC on Netflix, Hotline Calls
Giddy up f**kettes! We’re diving into Beyonce’s most high-concept album yet. Is it country? Sort of, but we’re here for the sample of Underworld’s “Born Slippy”. Also discussed: Sex and the City’s shocking arrival on Netflix, Chelsea’s recent excursion to the PornHub awards, Shakira’s piping hot take about Barbie, the new Matrix film, Isabelle Huppert’s controversial performance in Bérénice, Bi...
1hr 6m Apr 05, 2024
1hr 6m
162: On Love Lies Bleeding, Euphoria Drama, Valentino’s Switcheroo
We’re back to discuss some truly shocking fashion news: Dries Van Noten’s retirement, Pierpaolo Piccioli’s departure from Valentino, Alessandro Michele’s return, and Phoebe Philo’s decision to speak to a journalist! We also discuss some new movies: Love Lies Bleeding, Dune 2, and Problemista. Oh, and Euphoria is probably never coming back, R.I.P. Today's episode is sponsored by Quince! Indulge...
40m Mar 29, 2024
40m
On Sex and the City: The Big Journey
All aboard! Today we’re discussing one of Sex and the City’s rare non-New York episodes “The Big Journey”. Topics discussed include Carrie’s sassy bob, Harry’s back hair, Samantha’s fishbone earrings, Anthony’s love of ugly sex, the pioneering internet celebrity Mr. Winkle, SJP’s vanishing mole (R.I.P.), Erewhon dependency, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New Y...
35m Mar 22, 2024
35m
On the Oscars, Queer Eye, Kate Middleton
On today’s episode, the ladies reconvene at Lauren’s fire Airbnb to discuss all of the biggest cultural happenings: the Oscars, Carey Mulligan’s incredible outfit, Kate Middleton’s disappearance, Rolling Stone’s Queer Eye expose (Team Bobby!), the feminine urge to buy JVN haircare, Sean McGirr’s universally panned McQueen collection, Chemena Kamali’s much more well-received Chloé debut, women o...
1hr Mar 15, 2024
1hr
159: On Sex and the City: An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux)
This week, we're unlocking one of our favorite V.I.P episodes. It’s time for part deux of our American Girl in Paris recap! On the series finale, we meet Petrovsky’s enchanting ex Juliet, Anthony coins the term “Chanelo,” Charlotte and Harry get swindled by an opportunistic couple, Samantha and Smith’s sex life grinds to a halt, Miranda gives Ma a sponge bath, Carrie gets slapped (sort of), and...
50m Mar 08, 2024
50m
158: On the SAG Awards, Wendy Williams, The New Look
Today on the pod, things get VERY dark and sinister. Because we watched J.Lo’s This is Me… Now, Where is Wendy Williams?, and The New Look within the span of a single week. Other depressing news includes Claude Montana’s death, The Willy Wonka Experience, Trump’s sneakers, and recent collections from Gucci and Dior. Also discussed: Moschino, Saint Laurent, The Row, Prada, Bottega Veneta and more! 
59m Mar 01, 2024
59m
157: On Sex and the City: Belles of the Balls
The ladies are back to break down a very male forward episode from Season Four, Belles of the Balls. As such, they've invited the caption of the Every Outfit Straight Man Auxiliary (and Lauren's fiancé) Paul Glover to help. Topics discussed include: Carrie's tighty-whities, Aidan's DC lore dump, who is the real Willow Summers, Steve's Warped Tour core, the sexism of one Richard Wright, and Paul...
44m Feb 23, 2024
44m
156: On the Super Bowl, Capote vs. The Swans, NYFW
On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss everything that went down at the Super Bowl including Beyonce’s shock announcement, the deceptive Wicked trailer, Taylor Swift’s continued domination and her new album The Tortured Poets Department, the AI-generated ad for Jesus, the confusing Kris Jenner Oreo commercial, and Usher’s bachelorette party-adjacent halftime show. Also discussed: the ethics ...
1hr 18m Feb 16, 2024
1hr 18m
155: Ever Mine, Ever Thine: A V-Day Mailbag Episode
On today’s mailbag episode, we answer your burning questions about love, sex, and most importantly: who should play Isabella Blow in a future biopic. Also discussed: the ethics of erotic massage, our favorite expensive candles, Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper’s romance, Lauren’s wedding plans, our love for What Not To Wear and Miranda July, how to throw a Sex and the City-themed bachelor party, t...
1hr 1m Feb 09, 2024
1hr 1m
154: On True Detective: Night Country, Nicki vs. Megan, Margiela Couture
On today’s episode, the girls tackle some scary shit: Nicki Minaj vs. Megan Thee Stallion, The Zone of Interest (spoilers ahead!), American Nightmare, and the heterosexual jump scares on True Detective: Night Country. Also discussed: the fabulous John Waters show at the Academy Museum, the Conde Nast Strike, Sofia Coppola’s lost Edith Wharton limited series, Dan Levy’s Good Grief, Maison Margie...
1hr 1m Feb 03, 2024
1hr 1m
153: On Sex and the City: Secret Sex
After revisiting Sex and the City’s extravagant two-part finale, we decided to throw it back to season one. A simpler time when Carrie still talked to camera and had a lot of random straight male friends that were never heard from again. A highlight from this era is Secret Sex, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie and Big go on their first date, Miranda discovers her love interest’s spanking fetish,...
45m Jan 27, 2024
45m
152: On the End of ​​Che Diaz, Poor Things, Lana for Skims
On this week’s jam-packed episode, the ladies feast on a metaphorical cornucopia of fashion and pop culture news. Topics discussed include Kristin Davis’ adorable Jacquemus video, Sara Ramirez’s controversial exit from And Just Like That, Mob Wife Winter, The Emmys, that freaky new J.Lo movie, No Doubt’s Coachella reunion, men’s collections from Dsquared, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Gucci, and Rick O...
1hr 3m Jan 20, 2024
1hr 3m
151: The Golden Globes, Past Lives, SAG Nominations
On today’s transcontinental episode, the girls reconvene to discuss all of the hits and misses from this year’s uneven Golden Globes ceremony. Outfits discussed include Margot Robbie in Armani, Rosamund Pike in Dior and Phillip Treacy, Hunter Schafer in Prada, Billie Eilish in Willy Chavarria, Florence Pugh in Valentino, Barry Keoghan in Louis Vuitton, Oprah in Louis Vuitton, Selena Gomez in Ar...
54m Jan 12, 2024
54m
150: The 2024 Culture Preview
It’s a new year f**kettes, and we’re back to discuss all the random stuff that we watched over the holidays: Wonka, Maestro, Ferrari, etc. We also dive into our future culture obsessions including Feud: Capote vs. The Swans, True Detective: Night Country, Simone Rocha’s one-off Gaultier couture collection, the return of Dilara Findikoglu, Challengers, Kathleen Hanna’s memoir, Joker: Folie à Deu...
59m Jan 05, 2024
59m
149: On Clueless
This week, we’re taking time off to spend time with our families and celebrate the release of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, so we’re unlocking our Clueless V.I.P. episode for your listening pleasure 🔓 Topics discussed include Alicia Silverstone's meteoric rise as the ultimate ‘90s nymphette, Mona May’s highly influential costumes, Murray’s deep knowledge of gay euphemisms, and so much more!  Today's ep...
1hr 29m Dec 29, 2023
1hr 29m
148: On Sex and the City: An American Girl in Paris (Part Une)
Bonjour f**kettes! Today we are revisiting part une of the American Girl in Paris saga. This is the episode where Mr. Big attempts a mea culpa, Carrie falls in Dior, Samantha gives an inspirational speech, Miranda makes the ultimate sacrifice for Steve, and Aleksandr Petrovsky attempts to mount his latest exhibition while babysitting a 38-year-old woman. Wanna hear our recap of part deux? It’s ...
38m Dec 23, 2023
38m
147: On The Golden Globes, Oprah, Leave the World Behind
On today’s episode, Lauren is back from the brink of death and the ladies dive into the Golden Globe Nominations. We also discuss Oprah’s recent transformation, deceptive movie trailers, Lena Dunham’s new tv show, Hajime Sorayama’s Beyoncé beef, Zara’s controversial campaign, and Netflix’s Leave the World Behind.
48m Dec 16, 2023
48m
146: On Saltburn, May December, Balenciaga x Erewhon
*Please note we get into heavy spoilers for Saltburn and May December in this episode. Spoiler Talk begins at 24:00 and ends at 43:46* On today’s episode, Lauren is under the weather and Chelsea plots her revenge against cyclists on Mulholland Drive. We also discuss Cynthia Nixon’s divisive appearance on The View, George Santos’ Cameo debut, Taylor Swift’s Time profile and Phantom Thread-inspir...
1hr 10m Dec 08, 2023
1hr 10m
145: Rabbit Rabbit! A December Mailbag Episode
On this week’s mailbag episode, we process these shocking photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Hilton’s Christmas Party, our favorite Taylor Swift song, Melania Trump’s funeral attire, Carine Roitfeld’s apartment, Alessandro Michele’s apartment, Cynthia Nixon’s hunger strike, our favorite SJP Met Gala look, and Jennifer Lawrence’s interview with Kylie Jenner.   Want to hear our thoughts abou...
57m Dec 01, 2023
57m
144: On Lauren Sanchez, George Santos, Tom Ford
This week on the pod, Lauren shares some big life news and Chelsea contemplates starting a flash mob. We also get into Lauren Sanchez’s viral Vogue profile, Nikki Minaj’s Vogue profile, Nikki Minaj’s 73 Questions, Cassie’s lawsuit against Diddy, the House Ethics Committee's report on George Santos, Tom Ford’s iconic GQ profile, David Fincher’s The Killer, and Nathan Fielder’s bizarre new series...
48m Nov 25, 2023
48m
143: On Sex and the City: Shortcomings
On today’s episode, we revisit Shortcomings, a.k.a that episode where Samantha fucks Charlotte’s brother, Miranda dates a guy with a child, and Carrie has a fling with Justin Theroux (for the second time). Topics discussed include Mr. Theroux’s Family Stone-adjacent family, the cursed Fraiser theme song, Chelsea’s pitch for a Samantha-focused prequel series, premature ejaculation, Carrie’s vint...
34m Nov 17, 2023
34m
142: On Priscilla, Barbra Streisand, Sleeping Beauties
New Met Gala theme, who dis? This week we dive straight into Sleeping Beauties: Awakening Fashion, an exhibition that is tragically not about fairy tales. We also discuss the 2023 CFDA award winners, Gayle King’s interview with Barbra Streisand, the terrifying new Beatles music video, Frances Bean Cobain and Riley Hawk’s wedding, Sofia Coppola’s mid-century masterpiece Priscilla, this year’s Wo...
52m Nov 10, 2023
52m
141: On Matthew Perry, Mr. Chow, Phoebe Philo
Today we attempt to process the never-ending onslaught of celebrity Halloween costumes, Matthew Perry’s death, Vanity Fair’s Real Housewives expose, and other utterly tragic celebrity news. Oh! And we talk about some non-tragic things as well, like the hard launch of Phoebe Philo’s namesake brand and the fascinating new Mr. Chow documentary, now streaming on our beloved Max. Want your call to ...
54m Nov 03, 2023
54m
140: Hotline Calls & Shrimp Tails
This week was a barren desert of fashion and pop culture news, so we decided to answer some hotline calls instead. Topics discussed include Chelsea’s new crustacean friend, the ethics of f**king Republicans, the best handbags for men (personally we’d go with this Prada), Linda and Naomi’s beef, Kylie Jenner’s new fashion venture, and more! Want to hear our thoughts about Sofia Coppola's new bo...
54m Oct 27, 2023
54m
139: On Posh and Becks, Jada Pinkett Smith, Taylormania
We’re back to discuss the most vital celebrity news of the week: Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s fabulous Taylor Swift profile, the Swifties who did a Midsommer-esque circle dance in an AMC, Jada Pinkett Smith’s controversial press tour, Britney’s upcoming memoir, David Beckham’s docuseries, and Kendall Jenner’s sinister AI alter ego “Billie”. We also get into Lauren’s brush with fame, Max’s horrifying...
59m Oct 20, 2023
59m