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In this grab-bag of chaos, Chris kicks things off with a caller who got a table shoved into her crotch over Alfredo sauce. Then, a woman finds out her dead dog was never cremated — surprise! They’ve been cuddling a box of mystery ashes. Up next: a spa employee who had a customer die mid-bubble bath, and yes, she had to clean up everything that came out. And finally, we meet a nanny being terror...
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In this episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris taps into his nosiest instincts as listeners call in to air out their wildest dirty laundry. A woman shares how her mom iced a woman (literally) with a full cup of coffee on Christmas Eve. Another caller opens up about cutting her deadbeat dad off after years of Facebook drama and emotional chaos. And just when you think men couldn’t get any worse,...
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This might be the most unhinged episode of Chris vs. the People yet—and that’s saying something. Chris takes a call from Marvin, who’s gone no-contact with her narcissist mom after discovering her stepdad put her $40,000 in debt. Then, a caller shares a story so jaw-dropping it’ll leave your soul begging for bleach: a girl willingly slept with her biological father. Yeah. It somehow gets worse....
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9: My Situationship Proposed From His Girlfriend’s Couch
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This week on Chris vs. The People, things get juicy. Chris talks with a couple navigating ten years of love — and nonstop sabotage from a fat-shaming, manipulative mother-in-law. Then, a debate over peeing in the shower nearly tears a relationship apart (yes, really). And finally, a romantic comedy-worthy tale that starts with giving a number to a hot waiter, escalates with running over a deer,...
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This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris dives headfirst into the most unhinged corner of the internet—real-life wild stories from callers that sound way too chaotic to be true (but unfortunately are). First, a woman discovers her boyfriend&#39;s insane criminal past thanks to her 15-year-old sister’s FBI-level sleuthing. Then, a girl accidentally gets her brother jumped by three guys and… never te...
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In this chaotic, unfiltered episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into some of the most jaw-dropping listener stories yet. First up: a seemingly normal job interview at a female-only gym takes a dark turn when the owner’s behavior gets real shady—and eventually lands him in jail. Then, Chris talks to a caller working at a hospital where workplace drama escalates into a a steamy hookup in...
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This episode is packed with wild twists, jaw-dropping drama, and a whole lot of chaos. Chris dives into stories from listeners that include a messy summer camp relationship explosion, quitting a nightmare job at a trampoline park, a New Year’s party that went down without the host, and the ultimate betrayal — a boyfriend who pretended to die for two years... and then texted &quot;hey.&quot; Yep. You read...
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Chris gets into a wide variety of topics in today’s episode — from calling out a mother in law, to walking out on a friendship of 15 years, to waffle stomping and sending exes to jail. As if that wasn’t enough, a sister vents about her very own sister who slept with her ex and a young woman who divulges everything regarding her dad stealing cars. It’s all over the place but in the best way poss...
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Chris dives into chaos with callers spilling their wildest secrets — from a janitor’s late-night Grindr hookup at work, to being bathed in paint thinner as a toddler, to uncovering a secret child through a denied passport. Plus, a candid chat about body image and quitting weed, and a jaw-dropping story about a girlfriend who turned out to be married and pregnant. It’s unhinged, hilarious, and u...
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In the first episode, Chris kicks of Chris vs. The People with phone calls that will be putting Dr. Phil out of business. The first caller dives into unrequited love and emotional unavailability, all while forgetting to share a small little detail with the listeners. Next up, a caller asks for advice on taking a weed break, which becomes much deeper than intended, while another caller discusses...
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Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people, but you can find out every Tuesday.
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