213: EP 213 - What's Happening to the Edinburgh Fringe? (plus chat with the Man Whisperer)
It's a game of two halves this week. I respond to the news around the cancellation of Graham Linehan's gig and general issues at the Edinburgh Fringe. Then it's some bloke chat as myself and the Man Whisperer ponder whether society dislikes blokes.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenati...
57m Aug 21, 2023
57m
212: EP 212 - Snow White and the Two Gammons w/ LEO KEARSE
A very funny episode this week as me and Leo get bent out of shape by woke posturing around the news Disney Snow White film. We also talk about how the govts small boats week backfired spectacularly and why you should be allowed to say if someone looks like your lesbian Nanna.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/...
46m Aug 15, 2023
46m
211: EP 211 - Starmer Chameleon with IAN STONE
This is such a funny episode. Co-host Ian Stone was on great form. Despite being a centre-left guy, he's not too fond of Mr Starmer. I also launch a defence for Tories earning big money from second jobs, whilst we try to talk about the Lionesses without saying anything patronising.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my ...
53m Aug 08, 2023
53m
210: EP 210 - The Secrets of Modern Advertising
I'm on holiday this week, so I pre-recorded a fascinating chat with advertising guru Paul Burke. Paul spills the beans on a number of secrets from the progressive obsessed world of modern advertising. Not only that he talks about being part of the team which sold Blair in the late Nineties, but he also has a surprise assessment of Rishi Sunak's electoral chances... Support the Podcast, keep it...
49m Aug 01, 2023
49m
209: EP 209 - Post election shakedown with MATT FORDE
Delighted to have Matt Forde co-hosting this week.  After some very old sounding chat about recent gigs we've been to, I pick Matt's considerable political brain over last week's by election results.  He's very forthright about why he thinks Labour are on the right track and Starmer is doing a good job. Well worth a listen.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.co...
1hr 2m Jul 25, 2023
1hr 2m
208: EP 208 - Micky Mouse Degrees & Hypocrisies with NICK DIXON
The brilliant Nick Dixon returns to co-host as we mull over Rishi's university onslaught, Keir's back-peddling, hypocrisy over the Huw Edwards scandal and whether or not a man should call his genitals the 'ice breaker'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true   Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norco...
59m Jul 17, 2023
59m
207: EP 207 - AARON BASTANI
We always like to reach out over the political divide on WMPT, so this week it's the luxury Communist himself Aaron Bastani.  I talk to Aaron about left on left beef, the problems with Starmer and who's the hardest Ba**ard in the Labour Party.    Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenatio...
1hr 4m Jul 11, 2023
1hr 4m
206: EP 206 - CHAOS IN FRANCE & WAR WITH AUSTRALIA?
It's a solo episode this week.  I discuss my poor timing in taking my wife to Paris at a time of huge tensions in the French capital. Then I also cast a 100% objective eye over the controversial events in the fifth Ashes test at Lords.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenation.co.uk/ar...
38m Jul 03, 2023
38m
205: EP 205 - Russian Coups & Glasto Views with SIMON EVANS
Delighted to have Simon Evans back this week. We discuss all manner of stuff, from the Russian coup, Ben Elton's rant against Rishi the good & bad from Glastonbury + much more besides.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amz...
59m Jun 27, 2023
59m
204: EP 204 - Boris is General Zod with DOMINIC FRISBY
This week it's a lovely co-hosting episode with Dominic Frisby. We talk about everything from Howard of Take That getting cancelled, the continuing fuss over Boris, mortgages & the controversy at Rye College.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 ...
1hr 3m Jun 20, 2023
1hr 3m
203: EP 203 - Boris & Nicola with JONATHAN PIE
This is a cracking episode with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie). Tom Is on great form railing against virtue signalling in advertising but also climbing into big Government names.  We discuss his new BBC podcast in which he slams the BBC numerous times and also has a fair few swipes at James O'Brien.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing...
1hr Jun 13, 2023
1hr
202: EP 202 - MICHELLE DE SWARTE
After I ponder aloud why the centre-left guys are among the angriest in politics, we welcome the brilliant Michelle De Swarte.  We discuss everything from her career in modelling, what quality hotels she's willing to entertain and I guarantee the phrase 'Tears and Wotsit dust' will stay with you for a very long time.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoff...
1hr 1m Jun 07, 2023
1hr 1m
201: EP 201 - God & other things with DAVID BADDIEL
The brilliant David Baddiel returns to WMPT! We talk about his excellent new book 'The God Desire', but it never gets heavy and we quickly find ourself veering off into chat about celebrities and why humans are embarrassed to take a dump.  *Must listen episode* Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https:...
1hr 12m May 31, 2023
1hr 12m
200: EP 200 - ADRIAN CHILES
It's the 200th episode!!! And what a show I have for you. After a catch up on Suella's speeding and the immigration figures, it's into a big chat with a broadcasting idol of mine: Adrian Chiles. As you'd hope, we talk about some seriously blokey stuff, including motorways, service stations and why a Scouse pilot might make you nervous. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www...
1hr 5m May 26, 2023
1hr 5m
199: EP 199 - JAMES HASKELL !
What a big star we have this week! Mr James Haskell!! After a quick catch-up - where I sound off about Alistair Campbell - I get into all sorts of fascinating chats with James. Everything from virtue signalling in sport, to penis expertise, God and beyond. James is funny, informed and not afraid to say what he thinks.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geof...
1hr 9m May 17, 2023
1hr 9m
198: EP 198 - King Charles & The Sword of Mordaunt
Before I got violently ill and had to postpone a gig, I recorded a podcast. We look back at the local elections, the Coronation and whether the Lib Dems are the UK's electoral 'F**k Buddies'. It's a fun one! Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 P...
37m May 08, 2023
37m
197: EP 197 - Elections, Coronations & Cancellations with IAIN DALE
What a week coming up! Iain Dale co-hosts as we discuss everything from upcoming local elections, to the coronation (and increasingly annoying Repulicans). We also discuss the worrying development at an Edinburgh Comedy venue where SNP's Joanna Cherry was cancelled from an event because of her so called 'gender critical' views.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon...
59m May 02, 2023
59m
196: EP 196 - DIONA DOHERTY
After I boast about presenting an award at the (diet) BAFTAS I spout off about St George's Day & Diane Abbott.  Then I chat to the lovely Diona Doherty. We discuss everything from her role in hit show Derry Girls, whether women are inherently nosey and which part of the UK does the best swearing.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=t...
1hr 5m Apr 25, 2023
1hr 5m
195: EP 195 - A Bit More ANDREW DOYLE
Delighted to have Andrew Doyle back co-hosting this week.  We spoke about everything, from the state of the two main parties to what we should really teach in schools and why 'sensitivity readers' might be the worst people on earth.  Andrew's book 'The New Puritans' is out in paperback NOW. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true C...
1hr 6m Apr 19, 2023
1hr 6m
194: EP 194 - TOBIAS PERSSON
First up I lay into Labour's bizzare attack adverts and share why the Norman conquest is winding me up.  Then it's a very interesting chat with Swedish comedian Tobias Persson. We talk about outdated Swedish stereotypes, comedic sensitivities + why he should change his name to Toby Pearson. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Co...
1hr 6m Apr 12, 2023
1hr 6m
193: EP 193 - ROCKING DA GREGGS
Early upload this week as I'm off on holiday for a week.  I talk about the CPTPwhatever deal, a bit about the trouble at the ports, some men's mental health + how some brands desperately want to seem young but never will #RockingDaGreggs Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR  https://www.livenation.co.uk/ar...
37m Apr 03, 2023
37m
192: EP 192 - ZOE LYONS
After a quick catch-up from some mental drugs announcements from the two main parties, I speak to proper stand-up Zoe Lyons. We have a good old chin-wag about how comedy is going and whether social media comics have what it takes for live. Plus Zoe, as a left leaning comic, shares her surprise at how some of our colleagues reacted to Brexit in their acts.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly &...
1hr 5m Mar 30, 2023
1hr 5m
191: EP 191 - The Donald & The Boris with FRANCIS FOSTER
Triggernometry's very own Francis Foster returns to co-host. We rattle through a whole load of topic, from Boris to Donald to Keir to Suella, the Met  Police and whether our grandparents were off their face the whole time.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcot...
58m Mar 21, 2023
58m
190: EP 190 - OH GARY, GARY...
Early upload this week as I'd rather share my thoughts on the Lineker psychodrama here than on Twitter.  We also talk about the economy's surprise growth and whether 30p Lee is a master of the dark arts.  We also have our first relationship letter for a while and I give very dodgy advice.  FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenatio...
42m Mar 13, 2023
42m
189: EP 189 - THE RETURN OF KONSTANTIN
This week it's WMPT gold as Konstantin returns to co-host. We rattle through the subjects, from Covid leaks to migrant issue and the emergence of some bizarre job called a 'sensitivity reader'.  Plus I make one of those most offensive analogies in the history of the show.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE sho...
1hr 6m Mar 08, 2023
1hr 6m
188: EP 188 - DARREN MCGARVEY
First up we have a quick catch up about the week gone and little Rishi's big deal.  Then I speak to Scottish rapper, activist and writer Darren McGarvey. Darren comes at things from a very different angle to me on a political level, but communicates with such clarity I defy anyone not to take away something from this.  His analogy about the SNP using nationalism like a 'performance enhancing ...
1hr 9m Mar 01, 2023
1hr 9m
187: EP 187 - BOY'S GONE WILD
After a quick catch-up on Roald Dahl and drunken escapades in Helsinki, I catch to the very talented lads from Boy's Gone Wild.  They're the youngest guests i've ever had on the show, but will surprise you with where their comedy is coming from. Fantastic inter-generational chat. You'll learn something. I did.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott...
56m Feb 22, 2023
56m
186: EP 186 - Sturgent Question!
Despite hopping on & off enough planes to make Greta wince, I had to squeeze out an episode this week - not least to discuss wee Nicola's resignation. We also chat about magic Grandpa Corbyn and why Starmer is becoming the political version of Shaggy. After a quick debate on the merits of '30p' Lee Andersen I finish with an appreciation of the comic genius of Sam Smith.  Support the Podcast,...
39m Feb 17, 2023
39m
185: EP 185 - SIMON BRODKIN
After a quick catch-up on a mad week I speak to Simon Brodkin about his amazing career. From pranking Donald Trump and Kanye to starting out all over again as a straight stand-up, Simon has some unique tales to tell about the comedy industry.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/...
1hr 4m Feb 08, 2023
1hr 4m
EP 184 - PHIL WANG
After a quick rant about Sturgeon and Alastair Campbell I have a lovely chat with Phil Wang.  He says some of the wises things i've ever heard about comedy and also reveals himself to be highly unpredictable as to where he fits into the politics of the comedy world. Also makes a bold prediction about christianity being like vinyl.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.pa...
1hr 7m Feb 01, 2023
1hr 7m
183: EP 183 - NEIL DELAMERE
This week, after a catch-up on the Torie's latest attempts to eject themselves from office, I talk to the brilliantly funny Neil Delamere.  Neil is very patient with my questions about the cultural and political differences between England & Ireland, plus also has some terrific insights into doing panel shows.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcot...
1hr 2m Jan 24, 2023
1hr 2m
182: EP 182 - AGENDA NEUTRAL
It's a solo show this week, with plenty to get stuck into. From eerie silence over good economic news to Starmer's word salad over self ID & the hilarious furore over the gender neutral Brits nominations. I also bemoan the untimely demise of Lad's mags. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.liven...
45m Jan 17, 2023
45m
181: EP 181 - Going Spare with ALUN COCHRANE
It was a delight to welcome Alun Cochrane back to WMPT. After a remarkable story about his experience with a Ukrainain refugee living into his house we get stuck into the news. We talk Unions and the New Year pledges from Rishi and Keir before wondering whether dear Prince Harry is a bit unwell.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=tru...
58m Jan 11, 2023
58m
180: EP 180 - JEN BRISTER
After a quick catch up on recent news, it's a fascinating chat with the brilliant Jen Brister.  Jen is one of those people on the Left who finds herself simultaneously annoyed by Lefties, which makes for fertile comic territory. She's a brilliant stand-up and we discuss everything from UK politics to how her mother said the name 'Stephen'.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https:...
1hr 7m Jan 05, 2023
1hr 7m
179: EP 179 - MYSTIC GEOFF 2023 (Feat. Special guest Cameo)
After a festive catch-up - and me moaning about shoe-horned left wing themes in movies - it's time for another set of predictions for 2023. Plus I review how i fared with my 2022 predictions (spoiler alert - shocking). Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Live Dates https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order...
47m Dec 29, 2022
47m
178: EP 178 - XMAS SPECIAL with ROMESH RANGANATHAN ('The Maltese Nan Incident')
In this year's traditional festival WMPT with Romesh we discuss all sorts - from the best day to get drunk over Xmas to politics and much more.  I suspect the thing you'll remember though is the 'Maltese Nan Incident'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffn...
1hr 6m Dec 22, 2022
1hr 6m
177: EP 177 - A Tale of Two Harrys
This week I share thoughts on strikes and the increasingly bland Tory governemnt.  Then I rip the Harry & Meghan documentary a new one (god it's bad) before having some final reflections on England going out of the World Cup and why some sad gits need to focus on their own teams.  For 2023 LIVE TICKETS - https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793?omq=geoff%20norcott Support t...
46m Dec 14, 2022
46m
176: EP 176 - JON HOLMES
I have random rant about Communism and wonder whether the RMT are losing public support. Then it's a fantastic & funny chat with Jon Holmes, covering areas as wide as how he got the biggest radio fine in Offcom history and issues of class and diversity of voice in comedy.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.t...
1hr 9m Dec 07, 2022
1hr 9m
175: EP 175 - The Return of KATHERINE RYAN
It was an absolute pleasure to have Katherine Ryan back co-hosting the show. We spoke about so much. Everything from Justin Trudeau to virtue signalling and that explosive interview with Louis Theroux. But I suspect the thing that'll stay with you is 'Definitely not Joe Morgan' Watch the Louis chat here >https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001fhfl Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE ...
1hr Nov 30, 2022
1hr
174: EP 174 - Pints & Prejudice with AL MURRAY
The brilliant Al Murray returns to talk about his new book 'Command'.  Before that I pick his brain about the murky issues around the Qatar World Cup and dark murmurings around over-turning Brexit.  Then we discuss his excellent new book about WW2 generals, could've spoke for hours. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my ...
59m Nov 23, 2022
59m
173: EP 173 - 'Doom Loop' (Feat. The Man Whisperer)
We have a big catch up on all things topical, including a deep dive on the budget but also Boy George.  Then the excellent Man Whisperer returns to the show. He tries to talk to me sensibly about feelings while I make cheap puns and try to think of dilemmas. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Chec...
1hr 12m Nov 18, 2022
1hr 12m
172: EP 172 - The World Cup of Hypocrisy
This week I go on a proper rant after getting fed up with celebrity liberal hypocrisy in and around the Qatar World Cup. We also catch up on the week's politics and Ed Davey somehow gets a mention! Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more abo...
46m Nov 08, 2022
46m
171: EP 171 - Welcome to the Jungle (Feat. LEO KEARSE)
The brilliant Leo Kearse returns to co-host. We chat about Matt Hancock, Sue-Ellen Braverman and why Leo has been cancelled from doing a comedy tour of the UK. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...
1hr 3m Nov 02, 2022
1hr 3m
170: EP 170 - (Feat. Matt Marney) I can't keep up!!
The title says it all, i'm doing my best to stay on top of the politics but also aware my brain is getting over loaded by news. That's why i spoke to geezer guru Matt Marney. Matt has so many smart things to say about how we could all easily feel a bit calmer.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU C...
55m Oct 26, 2022
55m
169: *BONUS EPISODE* - 'Trussterf&ck!'
As promised, if the PM resigned i'd do an extra episode. Apologies for the sound quality but i was holed up in a hotel room in Dublin. I pour ever YET ANOTHER mental few days in British politics.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about...
36m Oct 21, 2022
36m
168: EP 168 - RICHARD HERRING
First up it's a big deep dive on another mental week for Liz Truss. Then I speak to my fantastic guest Richard Herring about his book 'Can I Have My Ball Back'. It's not just about his experience of testicular cancer but a jumping off point into discussion of masculinity, comedy and why we both love TV quizzes.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcot...
1hr 8m Oct 19, 2022
1hr 8m
167: EP 167 - What Happens in Vegas....
I'm back from Las Vegas and moaning about the exchange rate. And the Govt. And Nicola Sturgeon. And people who got irate about John Cleese joining GB News. But i promise it's still fun. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad c...
44m Oct 12, 2022
44m
166: EP 166 - Screeching Handbrake Turn with SIMON EVANS
Simon Evans returns to co-host this week as we mull over the Tories dramatic change of tac on tax. We also ponder the Left's blind-spot on racism and discuss the morality of eating discarded food.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more abou...
51m Oct 04, 2022
51m
165: EP 165 - Crashing Pound & Radio Rows
It's a solo show this week as there's plenty to talk about. We deal with the fall out from the 'Kami-Kwasi' budget, Labour's ongoing 'reinvention' + me nearly getting into a fight at my own radio record.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn mo...
46m Sep 27, 2022
46m
164: EP 164 - JOSH HOWIE
After a catch-up on the Royal Funeral and Vladimir Putin, I talk to the bright and funny Josh Howie.  Josh has an incredble story to tell about being a Jewish Labour voter during the Corbyn years and the journey he went on politically. We also talk about his spiritual life and how he met his own version of Alfie Solomun from Peaky Blinders.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https...
1hr 6m Sep 22, 2022
1hr 6m