111: EP 111 - Shocking Covid Report Tells Us Stuff We Already Knew
So the first big report on Covid is out and we have a delve into the less than surprising findings. Then we talk about Boris's holiday and why it's both ok and annoying. Keir Starmer's HGV debacle gets a few minutes as does the ongoing gender neutral crusade in retailers. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR live...
43m Oct 13, 2021
43m
110: EP 110 - JOANNE MCNALLY
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1hr 7m Oct 05, 2021
1hr 7m
109: EP 109 - (Feat. Simon Evans) Don't Panic!
The brilliant Simon Evans co-hosts with me this week as we discuss the petrol panic, Tory scum and Labour tying themselves in knots over cervixes. There's also some great advice for men whose wives find them annoying.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmxK4 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU ...
1hr 1m Sep 29, 2021
1hr 1m
108: EP 108 - Labour Civil War
A solo show this week as we discuss Labour's pathological desire to fight with themselves. Not to be outdone, Boris had a limp visit to the US and ended up like a bloke in a meat van.  I also talk about the manifold dangers of night-time wee.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmxK4 Order...
45m Sep 23, 2021
45m
107: EP 107 - (Feat. Leo Kearse) Tennis, Motorways and the Tale of Dirty Mick
Great co-host episode this week with Leo Kearse on very funny form. We discuss comedians getting cancelled, tennis becoming a vehicle for the wokies and actual vehicles getting stuck because of protestors. Also I tell the tale of Dirty Mick... FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmxK4 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Learn more about ...
56m Sep 16, 2021
56m
106: EP 106 - Those Big State High Taxing Tories
It's a solo episode this week as we have plenty to talk about. We start with the Tories basically acting like the Gordon Brown administration before moving onto the FA's ridiculous decision to charge a 14 year old boy for a tweet. There's a bit of mental health chat about how buying a milkshake can be terrifying.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorco...
41m Sep 09, 2021
41m
105: EP 105 - (Feat. Tom Walker) Another Slice Of Jonathan Pie
Delighted to have Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie) back on the show. We discussed his new tour, Afghanistan, Joe Biden, Keir Starmer and much more. My favourite moment was discussing the Taliban watching 'How to' videos on YouTube. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmxK4 Order my BOOK amzn.to...
59m Sep 02, 2021
59m
104: EP 104 - FERN BRADY
Really loved this chat with brilliant Scottish comic Fern Brady. After the usual podcast catch ups I get into the chat with Fern, covering areas as wide as the SNP, working as a stripper and why people in Cambridge don't smile.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmxK4 Order my BOOK amzn.to...
1hr 9m Aug 27, 2021
1hr 9m
103: Talibanter!
This week I get to grips with the return of everyone's favourite hateful mysoginists,  but this time with better PR. Speaking of men we also chat about the stunning decline in British men being able to build or fix stuff. Plus a quick chat about Australia & NZ's draconian lockdowns (again). Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 202...
43m Aug 19, 2021
43m
102: (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) Why Moderate People Don't Trust The News
This is a cracking episode as co-host Konstantin Kisin unpacks his super viral thread on why normally moderate people are struggling to trust the MSM on vaccines. We also take some pot-shots at those preachy Tik-Tokers and the idea of The Terminator going woke. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/p...
53m Aug 13, 2021
53m
101: The Woke Olympics
It's one for the purists this week, a solo episode where I look at a frankly astonishing recommendation from an American medical agency on gender. Then we look at the mental health debate in and around sport, trying to determine the difference between real issues and getting the yips.  I also name my top three service stations. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon...
46m Aug 03, 2021
46m
100: AL MURRAY!
So here it is, the 100th episode, I raise my bat to the barmy army for the century and have a brilliant chat with the fantastic Al Murray.  We talk politics and war - but mainly this is a rich chat about comedy. Who's it for? Where's it been and where's it going? Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.u...
1hr 13m Jul 28, 2021
1hr 13m
99: EP 99 - ALUN COCHRANE
Delighted to have Alun Cochrane on the show this, especially after so many requests from the Patreons. Alun is a seriously smart and funny comic, who's been on a bit of a journey in terms of his relationship with the comedy circuit. It's fair to say he doesn't buy into the comedy groupthink. Not one bit. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_lan...
57m Jul 22, 2021
57m
98: EP 98 - Recriminations Coming Home
So football didn't come home, but all sorts of other stuff did. This episode is a deep dive on the behaviour of England fans, online racism, blokes with tiny manhoods, public coke taking and much more.  Plus we have a brief chat about the looming threat of Covid passports.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR l...
41m Jul 14, 2021
41m
97: IAIN DALE
After a quick catch-up on the face-mask, I welcome the brilliant Iain Dale. This is such a great politics chat: from big tent ideas, political gossip and up to the minute analysis. This episode is longer than usual, partly because I didn't want to lose anything.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk...
1hr 7m Jul 07, 2021
1hr 7m
96: (Feat. Nico Yearwood) Twisted Nipples & Oxfam's weird 'Whiteness'
Delighted to have the brilliant Nico Yearwood back as co-host. I catch up with Nico's experience back gigging and how some middle-aged white women have been acting in comedy clubs. We discuss the back end of the Hancock affair and wonder if Sajid might savour restrictions a little less, before looking at Oxfam's bizarre attitude towards 'whiteness'. Support the Podcast https://www.patreon.com/...
52m Jul 01, 2021
52m
95: Matt Han(cock) + Free Brexit chapter from Audiobook
This is Ronseal title. We have a good laugh at Matt Hancock's expense before some Brexit reflections 5 years since the vote. Then I give away a FREE ENTIRE CHAPTER FROM MY AUDIOBOOK within the episode.  Hoping that you lazy B*****Ds will finally download the whole thing.  https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Where-Did-I-Go-Right-Audiobook/1913183475?qid=1624614814&sr=1-1&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1...
49m Jun 25, 2021
49m
94: (Feat. The Man Whisperer) Bloke Psychology Part 2
After a news catch-up on the Lockdown extension & launch of GB News, I speak to 'The Man Whisperer' Kenny Marmarella D'Cruz.  It's international men's health week, so me and Kenny lockdown on the effects of lockdown. From dealing with emotional women to realising your partner is annoying. Plus I make some immature jokes about sex to break the tension.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD...
1hr 8m Jun 17, 2021
1hr 8m
93: (Feat. Andrew Doyle) Launch of GB News + Kneeling & Tweeting
Real scoop for this episode as I talk to Andrew Doyle about the launch of GB News this week and his show on the channel. We also discuss the big issues around taking the knee and whether time travel punishment makes sense for cricketer's tweets.  FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmxK4 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Learn more abo...
53m Jun 09, 2021
53m
92: (Feat. Triggernometry's Francis Foster) You Can't Say Nothing No More
After a quick catch up on Sir Keith's appearance on Piers Morgan, I chat to Triggernometry's very own Francis Foster.  Francis has so much insight on cancel culture, trans issues and freedom of expression. It's also clear from this chat that we are both trainee Gammons who don't like change.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true ...
1hr 6m Jun 02, 2021
1hr 6m
91: Second Cummings
This week focuses heavily on classic Dom's testimony at the select committee. Was he telling the truth? Should Hancock go? Does anyone need to show that much chest hair?  I also look at the Friends Reunion show and the crucial issue of context when appreciating a joke.  Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landin...
46m May 27, 2021
46m
90: MATT FORDE
As you'd expect, the chat with Matt is both funny and politically insightful, but what he also delivers is one of the most convincing analysis of what's going on with Sturgeon and the SNP.  Matt also gives his view on the Labour malaise which is hard to argue with, and we also discuss how scary Green Party activists can be! Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com...
1hr 2m May 19, 2021
1hr 2m
89: BOOK LAUNCH SPECIAL W/ KATHERINE RYAN
My book is out on May 13th. My friend and patriarch Katherine Ryan kindly agreed to talk to me about 'Where Did I Go Right? (How The Left Lost Me)'.  We talk about everything from party politics, why Matt Hancock is like a bad step-dad & dodgy cowboy competitions.  ORDER MY BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=tru...
1hr 6m May 11, 2021
1hr 6m
88: Labour Pains (sorry, obvious title but was in a rush)
This episode is why the podcast exists. Something obvious happened politically and some people need it explain. Labour look to have done badly at the polls (again) and I examine any of the 5000 reasons that might be.  We also discuss why Keir Starmer should stay away from boxing gloves and wallpaper. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landin...
47m May 07, 2021
47m
87: (Feat. Athena Kugblenu) Cancel Culcha!
First up we catch up on the big Boris did he say it / didn't he / does anyone really care? Then it's a chat with sharp minded and brilliant comic and thinker Athena Kugblenu. She's done a show about cancel culture for Radio 4 and, while we're coming at it from different political angles, we found plenty of common ground. Then we close by revealing exactly how YouGov panels work.... Support th...
1hr 1m Apr 28, 2021
1hr 1m
86: European Super Cluster-fu*k
The brilliant Dominic Frisby co-hosts this week. We talk about the laughably shambolic attempts to form a breakaway European Super League, before turning our eyes on comedy as a business. This episode also includes the most mind-blowing thank you/f*ck you in the history of the show. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE U...
55m Apr 22, 2021
55m
85: EP 85 - Farewell Phil & Hello Dodgy Dave
In this episode I discuss both the passing of Prince Phillip and the how some of the numpties reacted to it. Then we look at dodgy Dave Cameron's dealings with DC super villain Lex Greensill.  After that I speak to my mate Matt Marney. We talk a lot about men's mental health but here's a bloke who's done it and knows how to talk about it without mentioning words like 'namaste'. Support the Po...
59m Apr 15, 2021
59m
84: SEANN WALSH
This is easily one of the funniest episodes. After a brief catch-up on politics, I talk to Seann Walsh about COMEDY. How he writes, why he wants to connect with ordinary people, the class divides but mostly we have a laugh. There's also a very embarrassing story Seann tells about me.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE...
1hr 4m Apr 09, 2021
1hr 4m
83: (Feat. Simon Evans) What IS going on in schools?
Absolute belter this, with Simon Evans co-hosting and on top form. We look at the situation in Batley where an RS teacher was suspended for showing cartoons of the Prophet. We then talk about a school in Hackney which has ended bullying by also ending fun. Then there's some strange philosophical stuff and a comparison between God and Rudy Giuliani.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FRE...
57m Apr 01, 2021
57m
82: Flag Sha*ger or Patriot?
Plenty to talk about this week. We’ve got a new phrase to get our heads around, ‘Flag Shaggers’. I ponder both sides of the argument before realising the Union Jack is undeniably sexy. Then I respond to the furloughed agitators in Bristol and why it’s so hard for Labour MPs to say setting fire to Police vans is hard. We close by wondering what a ‘Tory approved’ sitcom would look like. Support ...
39m Mar 24, 2021
39m
81: (Feat. Rosie Holt) The Ballad of Sir Keith Starmer
After a quick catch-up on the latest EU vaccine clusters*ck, I chat with the brilliant Rosie Holt. We get a sense of her comedic targets plus views on vaccines, women's safety and why there are so many creepy left-wing men in comedy. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmxK4 Order my BOOK am...
59m Mar 18, 2021
59m
80: Megxit / Piersxit / Give a sh*t
In this episode I go on hard on Meghan & Harry's interview. Then I tell myself off. Then I storm off and refuse to apologise.  As well as reaction to the Royal nonsense we talk about Pepe Le Pew being cancelled and why the Queen should start knocking people off. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk...
43m Mar 10, 2021
43m
79: (Feat. Andrew Doyle) Budget Reaction + Free Speech Deep Dive
Returning to co-host this week we have the brilliant Andrew Doyle. He discusses his new book and the current issues around free speech. We also respond to Rishi's Leftie budget, decide which era had the best gays and determine who'd win in a fight between Sturgeon & Salmond.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR ...
55m Mar 04, 2021
55m
78: Boris's Covid Plan: Road-map or Donkey Trek?
It's an early upload as I try to get my head around the Govt's road-map out of Covid. Is it light at the end of the tunnel? Or is the tunnel just a shift-shaping entity that will never end? I also get weirdly annoyed about Madonna's belief she is oppressed before doing a bit of men's mental health.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing...
46m Feb 23, 2021
46m
77: (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) Why Are Labour So Meh?
This episode sees my first ever co-host as I honour Trigonometry's own Konstantin Kisin making his third appearance on the show.  We wonder why some Lefties are so shocked at the Tories continuing to do ok in the polls. Then there's discussion over the cancellation (which apparently doesn't happen) of Gina Carrano from The Mandalorian. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www...
56m Feb 17, 2021
56m
76: Owen Jones takes up my challenge!
So I put a WWE challenge out to Owen Jones to come on the podcast. Fair play, he took it up. We spoke about Labour's problems of course, but I also tried to get Owen to admit that that the Left are obsessed with identity politics and that paying tax can be upsetting. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenatio...
1hr 7m Feb 11, 2021
1hr 7m
75: Ursula Executes Order 66
As the EU vaccine row exploded over the weekend I have another pass at how the cool kids in school ending up soiling themselves in the canteen. We also talk about Sadiq in yet another grand virtue signal. Then it's onto the double standards in the way men take stick for their appearance #EverydaySexism  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_land...
42m Feb 03, 2021
42m
74: EP 74 - (Feat. Nico Yearwood) EU in Giant Dummy Spit
This week we have a great guest, fearless & funny stand-up Nico Yearwood. We talk comedy, Meghan & Harry, BLM and the 'bravery' of no make-up selfies.  Before that it's a quick catch-up on the politics, with the 'grim milestone' and the EU throwing a massive hissy fit. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livena...
1hr 2m Jan 28, 2021
1hr 2m
73: EP 73 - New President, New Pronouns
This week we have a good look at the exit of Donald Trump and the arrival of everyone's favourite uncle (apparently) Joe Biden. Is he the Messiah, or a very naughty boy who likes to sniff hair? We also look at politics somehow making its way into Dancing On Ice, Remainer pessimism and a bit of men's mental health (with one listener idea, which is straight up mental). Support the Podcast, keep ...
42m Jan 21, 2021
42m
72: EP 72 - LAWRENCE FOX
A year on from his notorious appearance on Question Time I asked Lawrence Fox the following question: 'Are you feeling more conciliatory in 2021?' We agreed a bit, I challenged him on some stuff, he called me out on others. It was an interesting chat.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmx...
1hr 9m Jan 14, 2021
1hr 9m
71: EP 71 - Insurrection & Firewokes
I'd got this show put to bed nice and early then the Trump supporters decide to stage a coup. So I added in a section on that too, along with chat about Britain's most recent national lockdown, Sadiq Khan's Fireworkes & why Santa must always be a BLOKE. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/puvz30rmx...
47m Jan 07, 2021
47m
70: EP 70 - Mystic Geoff 2021
It's all about predictions this week. I look back at my shouts for 2020 to see how much I got right, and how much I can creatively spin the things I got wrong. We then look ahead to 2021 and I confidently predict that people will still argue about Brexit, Sturgeon will nut someone and Prince Harry will have a public meltdown. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.c...
46m Dec 31, 2020
46m
69: EP 69 - Xmas Special with Romesh Ranganathan
I don't think I've laughed so much during a record as I did during this episode. We started off with a catch-up about politics & Romesh's working year to date. Then we dived into some festive letters, covering such areas as why the name 'Mandy' is a bit 'booby' and why 'FIFA 21' could be a euphemism.  Merry Xmas! Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorco...
1hr 11m Dec 23, 2020
1hr 11m
68: EP 68 - Paul Embery
After a quick catch-up on Tiers, Boris & Wonder Woman, I get into it with author and Left Wing commentator Paul Embery. Paul has been Labour all his life, but is a contentious figure among the woke Left. Here he explains his old fashioned Labour roots, how Brexit cost him his job and much more.  (We also have another instalment of fart-gate in the letters) Support the Podcast, keep it weekly...
1hr 4m Dec 17, 2020
1hr 4m
67: EP 67 - (Feat. Leo Kearse) No Deal Meal Deal
This week the brilliant Leo Kearse is sitting in with me to look at the big topical issues. We discuss Brexit, vaccines and the booing of taking the knee at Millwall.  It's fair to say we both push our luck on this episode! Enjoy it before it gets taken down. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK TOUR livenation.uk/pu...
1hr Dec 10, 2020
1hr
66: EP 66 - Vaccines & Bungee Jumps
THIS WEEK talk about the double edged sword of being the 'first' to get the vaccine. Then it's on to the double standards around Laurence Fox and Rita Ora breaking lockdown rules. Before we finish on some lazy myths about men. Not being arrogant, but this episode is pretty funny. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true 2021 LIVE UK T...
46m Dec 04, 2020
46m
65: EP 65 - (Feat. Ella Whelan) The Problem with Modern Feminism
We have a catch up on the latest Lockdown before mulling over the clusterf*!k that was the spending review. Then it's a great chat with author and journalist Ella Whelan, who has some refreshing takes on Feminism and stinging rebukes for aspects of #MeToo and the idea of toxic masculinity. I close with a mini meltdown when I find out my area isn't in Tier 1. Support the Podcast, keep it weekl...
1hr 3m Nov 26, 2020
1hr 3m
64: EP 64 - 'You Scumbag, You Maggot, You Cheap ***!?***!?!***'
It's just us this week. So much to talk about. Labour factionalism, Tory Cronyism, song censorism, men's mental healthism.  We look too at how the f**k footballers are suddenly the heroes of the Left. We also talk about the toxic phenomenon of women acting like they're ready to leave a social gathering then starting another conversation.  Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https:/...
52m Nov 20, 2020
52m
63: EP 63 - (Feat. Dominic Frisby) Democracy Hypocrisy
Don't want to brag but this is a blinding episode. After we catch up on some of the hysterical and hypocritical nonsense coming out of Biden's victory, I have a long chat with brilliant comedian and Libertarian Dominic Frisby.  We talk about everything from the big state, to the voice-over industry and his feelings about Boris. One not to miss! Pre-order my new book 'Where did go Right?' amzn...
1hr 8m Nov 13, 2020
1hr 8m
62: EP 62 - (Feat. Erich McElroy) President Grandpa Simpson?
A U.S election special! After our usual catch-up I get into the Presidential elections with brilliant American comic Erich McElroy. We talk about serious stuff but also about how Joe Biden may actually be black or - indeed - a woman. I also have a big annoucement about a book coming out. Keep the Podcast weekly & ad-free via the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Le...
56m Nov 05, 2020
56m