61: EP 61 - Oh no Jeremy Corbyn
So much to discuss this week. There's the spectre of more lockdowns, the shock news Magic Grandpa might not have handled anti-semitism well, Sam Smith's pronouns, men in schools & much more! Keep the podcast weekly & ad-free + bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
49m Oct 29, 2020
49m
60: EP 60 - (Feat. Mark Nelson) England Vs Scotland
After a dismal week of standards in politics I decide to chat to brilliant Scottish comic Mark Nelson. We looks at where he's been on his journey with Scottish independence and deal with his shock at how small Rishi Sunak is. Mark also gives us his take on Lockdown North of the border.  You'll be pleased to know there are more letters on the vexed wife farting issue.  Support the Podcast via ...
59m Oct 23, 2020
59m
59: EP 59 - Fears for Tiers
As the political establishment seems to want the country to hibernate like a bear, we chat about the latest in another manic week. From Boris to Rishi and Starmer finally growing a pair.  We also look at the return of crap Lockdown adverts and have a quick chat about men's mental health.  I also try to start a support group for men whose wives have recently started doing something that annoys...
42m Oct 15, 2020
42m
58: EP 58 - (Feat. Garry Bushell) Rishi's Mauling / TV turn-off
Despite trying to sabotage my own technology I finally got this episode out. After a mental week in politics it's only right that we have a big catch-up on Rishi's mauling, Starmer's stalling & Sturgeon falling.  Then I pick the brains of TV critic of the people Garry Bushell about the current telly landscape, music and much more besides. I also laugh probably the most I ever have at a one of...
1hr 1m Oct 09, 2020
1hr 1m
57: EP 57 - Joe Biden / Granddad Simpson
This we week we've got the reaction to the reaction to the Presidential debates. Is Biden just an old guy trying to stave off going to the home? We also look at Fred Perry demonising one of their own t-shirts and why people who like Autumn are mentally ill. In the letters we get responses to last week's explosive Tania Edwards episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...
46m Oct 01, 2020
46m
56: EP 56 - Six F****** Months?!?
After our usual catch-up, I speak to brilliant comic Tania Edwards. This was a surprisingly intense but worthwhile chat. Tania is very angry at a lot of what is happening with Covid restrictions. Unusually for a comic, she's got the research to back it up. Have a listen. Do you agree?  As well as the serious stuff I rinse Starmer for being crap at autocue and there's some fun in the letters. L...
1hr Sep 25, 2020
1hr
55: EP 55 - Ex Prime Minister's WhatsApp Group
From the fog of a hangover I can confidently say this is the best sound I've ever produced on the podcast. The chat was ok too. Brexit, Covid & some KFC conspiracy theories. Also my favourite letter for sometime from a man who clearly needs to grow a pair.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
43m Sep 18, 2020
43m
54: EP 54 - The Mis-rule of Six
Having been told RW comics would never criticise the Govt, I've got plenty of beef with the Tories over the re-introduction of Lockdown measures. We then look at why racially segregated cafes in the US might not possibly, maybe, be a great way to fight racism. There's a hall of fame letter, a fight between Kay Burlesconi and Julia Hartley Brewer too.  Keep the Podcast weekly and ad-free by doi...
50m Sep 11, 2020
50m
53: EP 53 - (feat. Andrew Doyle) Evil Right Wing Comedy
After we catch up on some of the more mental reactions to the idea of balance in political comedy, I talk to Andrew Doyle, brilliant comic and creator of Titania Mcgrath. We look across the political spectrum at some very hard stuff to fathom. From reactions to Lockdown, to BLM, Trans matters and why Trump might win. Basically all the stuff that could get you cancelled. Learn more about your ad...
1hr 1m Sep 04, 2020
1hr 1m
52: EP 52 - Land of Woke & Glory
So much woke nonsense this week I didn't know where to start. From the Proms to the LGBT express it's been a mad one. We also talk about why Nicola Sturgeon is clearly pitching her own daytime TV chat show.  In the letters section English Breakfasts become my red-line cultural issue.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
43m Aug 27, 2020
43m
51: EP 51 - Two B's and a U-turn
In this episode I talk fast, but promise I was not on hard drugs (sadly). Somewhere among this I look at the 'Exams fiasco' (which for me started the moment kids didn't sit them). We also have a chat about satirical social media accounts like Titania Mcgrath getting frozen before a little bit of men's mental health.  ps - I have now ordered a pop shield. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
41m Aug 20, 2020
41m
50: EP 50 - Fiftieth Episode special guest: David Baddiel!
I made it to 50 Episodes and managed to blag special guest David Baddiel! We chat everything, including: U2, grief, anti-semitism, affairs, Brexit, golf, hero worship, the word 'mate' and loads more.  Support the Podcast to keep it weekly & ad-free https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1hr 7m Aug 13, 2020
1hr 7m
49: EP 49 - Second Wave
We have a round up on all things Covid and hysterical. From the people who think it's a choice between pubs and schools to those who want to live their lives in giant hamster balls. We also have a little update from the world of woke, with the latest batty ideas for stuff to ban. We finish with a fictional fight between Patel & Sturgeon. It's a dirty one. JOIN the podcast Patreon to keep it we...
40m Aug 06, 2020
40m
48: EP 48 - Morbidly Obtuse
This week we're reacting to Wiley's anti-Semitic rant and wondering if the far-left and far-right fancy each other. We then look at govt's pussy footing around the issue of obesity. In the letters section we get responses to the Ep 47 with Marcus Brigstocke and I get stick for not liking masks. We finish with a bit of men's mental health about hernias (comedy). Podcast Patreon - https://www.p...
40m Jul 31, 2020
40m
47: EP 47 - (Feat. Marcus Brigstocke) Gammon Vs Remoaner
Me and Marcus Brigstocke have had a couple of Twitter skirmishes over the years. So after the most recent one I thought 'why not take it to a podcast' like real men. We ask challenging questions. It's political, sometimes intense, sometimes a laugh. I'm really glad we had this chat. There's also the usual bollocks at the beginning an end, from why Henry Cavil is a d**k and who would've won in ...
1hr 1m Jul 25, 2020
1hr 1m
46: EP 46 - Face Mask Rebellion
This week we're looking at face mask coverings and why some people are a bit too comfortable with the government telling them what to do. We also discuss the 12 year old boy taken into actual police custody for racist tweets. Then I propose that future generations might look back on this time and think we should've all manned up. Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true ...
45m Jul 16, 2020
45m
45: EP 45 - Jonathan Pie (aka Tom Walker)
Been looking forward to this chat for months. We got into identity issues on the Left, the recent cancel culture letter, what it's like to fall out with your own side and so much more. I also do a couple of dodgy accents as usual and we remember a dodgy scene from American Beauty.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
51m Jul 10, 2020
51m
44: EP 44 - Take responsibility for your own s**t
This week we're talking about headteachers trying to tell parents how to talk about race. We then look at the pond-life who leave litter in parks....and ponds. Finally it's a look at predatory males in entertainment and an appeal for advice on how to speak to our sons.  However, most importantly, in the letters section I suggest that petrol stations who don't stock tea should be shut down.   ...
41m Jul 03, 2020
41m
43: EP 43 - (Feat. Pierre Novellie) The State of the Left
After we catch up about the increasingly cause based loony Left, I chat to the very funny and very smart Pierre Novellie. He's that rare thing these days, a left-wing comic who doesn't preach or moralise. We look at a bunch of things, including the lack of consent for Twitter movements and why Brits shouldn't say 'ass'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
59m Jun 26, 2020
59m
42: EP 42 - This Episode May Contain Outdated Attitudes
This week we look at the Marcus Rashford campaign and how the Left increasingly use emotive language to get ideas over the line.  We then look at poor leadership from the likes of Starmer, Sadiq and various arse-covering CEO's. The show ends with the crucial decision as to who would win a fight between Peter Hitchens & Owen Jones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
41m Jun 19, 2020
41m
41: EP 41 - Wokemon Go!
So much to discuss this week. Comedy cancellation, Rowling cancellation, Statue removalation. Quite simply, this was the week when the culture war went truly mental.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
47m Jun 12, 2020
47m
40: EP 40 - It's All Kicking Off
After some reflections on the recent race protests I look back at the 2015 General Election and challenge some of the cliched views we now hold. There are some great letters, including one which asks whether Keir Starmer will ever give a solid opinion on anything. We close by wondering who would win a fight between Miriam Margolyes and Anne Widdecombe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
43m Jun 05, 2020
43m
39: EP 39 - Bloke Psychology (Feat. 'Man Whisperer')
After a brief catch-up on the Cummings & Goings (Banter!) I have a chat with top Bloke psychologist Kenny Mammarella-d'cruz (aka 'Man Whisperer'). A must listen for any men who are sceptical about counselling, Kenny has some interesting and incredibly frank strategies for sorting out your swede. I of course am immature and can't resist childish knob gags. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
56m May 29, 2020
56m
38: Mind your language
One for the Lefties this week as I start off by climbing into the government a bit for recent incompetence. However, I quickly revert to type and take the Micky out of Starmtroopers who can't handle the fact Keir didn't do so well at PMQs. We then talk about the UN's ridiculous attempts to moderate people's language. There is also discussion of which gender you'd prefer to recuse you in a house...
40m May 22, 2020
40m
37: Ep 37 - I simply don't understand these simple rules!
Maybe you shouldn’t record a podcast hungover but I think I said some bad stuff this week. We discuss the last week of Covid politics, including shambolic Boris, forensic Keir Starmer and Rishi Lifehack. We then decide whether teachers are taking liberties before I pop off about Lockdown adverts. The show ends with a discussion of which of the main science nerds would win in a fight. Learn more...
40m May 15, 2020
40m
36: Ep 36 - Stay Alert!
Happy VE celebrations. We look at the Left showing their tendencies to get way too upset about words. I also try and provide an explanation for why plebs like me haven't turned on the government yet. For anyone astonished by the 'Lean on Me' story from last week we have another instalment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
51m May 10, 2020
51m
35: EP 35 - (Feat. Konsantin Kisin) The New Normal
After a catch up about why the podcast is late and why I couldn't just sack it off and why many on the Left lose their minds when it comes to Boris, we chat once again to Konstantin. KK had a tweet which got under the skin of liberal journalists, so I invited him to give his side of it. We end with letters and an example of NHS applause mission creep that flabbergasted me. Learn more about your...
56m May 03, 2020
56m
34: EP 34 - English Patriotism & Gotcha Journalists
In this episode I'm fully back on the attack. Against the numpties who always make the same point about St George. Against the journalists who seem to be more keen on gotchas than playing a constructive role in a crisis. And against a disturbing new trend in modern bingo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
43m Apr 24, 2020
43m
33: Ep 33 - Duurrrring the War
After a catch up on all things Covid, we try and stay away from the big C. I talk briefly about the Labour report into the report into the report. Then I reflect on the Credit Crunch and my experiences giggin in Afghanistan duuuring the war.  We end with a hypothetical fight between Nicola Sturgeon & Ruth Davidson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46m Apr 17, 2020
46m
32: EP 32 - (Feat. Simon Evans) Heard Immunity
Delighted to welcome back Simon Evans for this show. After a brief catch-up about the return of the culture war, Simon and myself chat about Emily Maitlis, metaphors, masculinity and hanging with the tough lads. Plus plenty of listener letters. There's also a return of the hypothetical political fight as we square of new Labour leader Keir Starmer against deputy PM Dominic Raab. Follow Geoff o...
55m Apr 10, 2020
55m
31: EP 31 - (Feat. Stephen Grant) Richard 'Read The Room' Branson
We have a guest! I managed to bodge together a WhatsApp interview with the brilliant Stephen Grant. After a brief catch-up with us guys, myself and Stephen discuss his filthy Blairite view on the crisis, and how he was in the unusual position of having to lay himself off. We also come to the conclusion that the entire England squad should each build a hospital. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - http...
49m Apr 03, 2020
49m
30: EP 30 - Lock Me Down, I've Been Bad
So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassuranc...
40m Mar 26, 2020
40m
29: EP 29 - Banter From The Bunker
Well, it was going to be a pandemic to make me up my output. In the first lockdown episode, we look at the immediate impact of recent measures, from the serious political dimensions to getting elbowed by pensioners in Iceland. We also have a lot of letters, including one from Phil which is frankly diabolical.  Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www...
44m Mar 19, 2020
44m
28: EP 28 - Going Viral
I take a keep calm & carry on view on the old Billy Ray Coronavirus. We also look at how the Tory’s Blairite budget pissed on Labour’s parade. I also reflect on some of the odd things that go with the territory of having an International Women’s Day. All that plus I throw in a few of my original Dad gags for free! (plus the worst ever idea for a game show).   Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https...
52m Mar 12, 2020
52m
27: EP 27 - Yorkshire Tea Facists!
The hard left reach peak nuttiness with the trolling of the Yorkshire Tea account. We also discuss what an abject failure the #BeKind week ended up being. I reflect on the Tyson Fury fight and how long public figures should be accountable for past misdemeanours. There's also some thoughts about the disgraceful decision to make all inclusive holidays less fun. PLUS I'VE THOUGHT OF A PLAN TO CUT ...
55m Feb 26, 2020
55m
26: EP 26 - Reshuffle Kerfuffle
So I had the rug pulled by the surprise resignation of the Saj! We also talk about the Oscars and those luvvie luvvies speeches. We get it into why it might not be ok to wear off the shoulder dresses in the House of Commons and why Phillip Schofield's revelation isn't as clear cut as people in the media make out. In the letters we discuss the crucial issue of shooting pains in the batty. Follo...
53m Feb 14, 2020
53m
25: EP 25 - (feat. Christopher Snowdon) See EU Later / Nanny State
After a decent catch up on Britain finally leaving the EU, I talk Nanny State with the one & only Christopher Snowdon. We talk vaping, smoking, drinking, gambling, taking drugs - all the good stuff really. In the letters we talk about the CEO who wanted to ban men talking about football. There's also the crucial question of which Labour Leadership candidate would be capable of putting up a tent...
1hr Jan 29, 2020
1hr
24: EP 24 - A Right Royal Catch-Up
In this episode I do what the Queen couldn't and get to grips with Meghan and Harry. There's the comedy goldmine of the Manchester Grooming gang scandal. Then I lighten things up by laughing at the slapstick Labour Leadership contest. I also think I broke some sort of record for saying f**k. I just broke it again! Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://...
44m Jan 17, 2020
44m
23: EP 23 - Mystic Geoff (Predictions for 2020)
Having been surprisingly ahead of the curve in 2019 Geoff has let it go to his head and is making some bold predictions about the coming year. He looks at Trump's chances, how Brexit will play out and who will win the donkey derby of the Labour leadership race. He also considers how the SJW's will react to the prospect of more Trump, Boris & Brexit. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter....
57m Jan 02, 2020
57m
22: EP 22 - Stonking Majority
Had to get a podcast out in reaction the shock but widely predicted Conservative win. We look at the fallout, and Labour's line-up of likely ladies versus Gold Blend lookalike Keir Starmer. In the letters a listener calls out my criticisms of modern football, we discuss beer fear and finish by considering Emily Thornberry's clear pugilistic advantages over Jess Phillips. Follow Geoff on: TWIT...
47m Dec 20, 2019
47m
20: EP 20 - (feat. Jayde Adams) FeminHISm
After we have a quick catch up on some of the big recent political debate shows, I talk to the brilliant Jayde Adams. Jayde has a unique working class take on Feminism, so we discuss normal women's priorities, personal responsibility and quite a bit about tits. In the letters we look at gender inequality in presents and who'd win a fight between Boris Johnson and Justin Trudeau.   Follow Geof...
57m Nov 28, 2019
57m
19: EP 19 - Unilateral Coalitions & 'Self-Partnering'
I catch up on a spectacularly bad start to election campaigning by all the main parties. From Jacob's Grenfell gaffe to the Lib Dem's painfully bad social media, we give out gold stars to all the idiots. We also discuss Emma Watson trying to redefine being single as being 'self-partnered'. I then admit my pathological issues with dressing gowns before we head into the letters, where we look at ...
56m Nov 14, 2019
56m
18: EP 18 - Election Announcement Special
Possibly my favourite solo episode, simply because there's so much to talk about. I pull out the satirical flame-thrower on all the opposition parties bollocks & paradoxes. We walk about Ian Blackford's persecution complex, the Lib Dem's domestic black hole and why Jeremy is like a journeyman stand-up. We also talk about the ridiculous reaction to Paul Hollywood's joke and why men shouldn't tak...
54m Oct 31, 2019
54m
17: EP 17 - (feat. Alistair Williams) Comedy Rebellion
This episode we talk to comedy lone wolf Alistair Williams. Al has a fascinating story to tell about his brush with comedy's thought police. He took it right to the limit, sharing a stage with a certain Nigel Farage. Luckily he's lived to tell a fascinating tale. We also look at Trump, Extinction Rebellion and gender fluidity. And of course there's the crucial question of who'd win in a fight b...
1hr Oct 17, 2019
1hr
16: EP 16 - Politics & Letters
It's just us for this one. I use this as a chance to catch up on the huge political goings on since the last episode. We talk prorogation, Labour conference, Emily Thornberry's mad speech, the 'dangerous metaphors' being used in the House of Commons and much more.  I also do a few letters as we look at jockeying for position with a 14 year old son, my undeniable  weight gain, train arseholes an...
45m Oct 04, 2019
45m
15: EP 15 - (feat. Dominic Frisby) Money, Money, MONEY
After bitching about moving house I have a quick re-cap of the latest hypocrisy coming out of the Remain Alliance. We then get into a fun and fascinating chat with Dominic Frisby. Dom is a complete one off, stand-up, economist and passionate Brexiteer. We talk about his upcoming book and his contempt for taxation as well as his hit Pro-Brexit song '17 million f**k offs'. We end with the crucial...
1hr 6m Sep 19, 2019
1hr 6m
14: EP 14 - (feat. Henning Wehn) Anglo German Relations
Henning Wehn rarely does podcasts or interviews, so I was chuffed to get him on my show. We spoke about his early experiences of British comedy audiences, the differences between our national approaches to humour and the political landscape in Germany. We also contemplated the key issue of who’d win in a fight between Chukka Ummuna and Sajid Javid. Men’s mental health also makes a return as we ...
1hr 1m Sep 04, 2019
1hr 1m
13: EP 13 - (feat. Leo Kearse) A Scottish Tory comedian? WTF?
Recorded while at the Edinburgh Fringe. I have a chat with the gentle giant, Scottish Conservative comic Leo Kearse. He's nice off stage, but on it he's happy to tear into woke orthodoxies. We talk about his economic views before moving onto the nature of offence and one particular critic who marked him down for his politics. We discuss his show 'Transgressive' and how he got banned from his ow...
58m Aug 21, 2019
58m
12: EP 12 - (feat. Ian Stone) Who Would Win In A Fight?
This is one of my favourites, a chat with the bloke that got me interested in talking about politics and social commentary on-stage, Ian Stone. He communicates with such clarity and humour, it was a real pleasure to discuss the issues of the day with him. We talk about everything from his experience of anti-semitism, to the Royal Family and who would win in a fight between John McDonnell and Mi...
1hr 2m Aug 07, 2019
1hr 2m
11: EP 11 - Class Documentary Special
Following up on my documentary 'How the Middle Class Ruined Britain' I respond to some feedback from the show. I look at the phrase 'Bond girl' being banned on the set of the new film. We also look at the Trans Bollock Waxgate. And of course we discuss the man who is apparently going to bring Britain to its knees: Boris.   Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK ...
39m Jul 26, 2019
39m