Why Are You Already Screwed for the Week?
It doesn't take much to completely derail your day, but what does it take to completely screw you up for the whole week? Today we got an update from Jim who ended up hosting his pool party on Friday, to his wife's chagrin, and more! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See...
12m Jul 28, 2025
12m
Name That Tune - Songs About Cities [Part 2]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
12m Jul 28, 2025
12m
Name That Tune - Songs About Cities [Part 1]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
11m Jul 28, 2025
11m
Ransom Notes Part 2 - Asking Strangers for Drugs
We finally brought back Ransom Notes after a bit of a hiatus and it was just as silly as we remember. Find out what weird word combinations we come up with when presented with prompts like wedding speeches and asking strangers for drugs! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! Hosted on Acas...
6m Jul 25, 2025
6m
Ransom Notes Part 1 - Write A Speech You’d Regret Giving At Your Wedding
We finally brought back Ransom Notes after a bit of a hiatus and it was just as silly as we remember. Find out what weird word combinations we come up with when presented with prompts like wedding speeches and asking strangers for drugs! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast...
10m Jul 25, 2025
10m
Names Teachers Have Come to Not Like
Naming a kid is hard but it's especially if you're a teacher. Most people just want to avoid naming their kid after someone they have negative memories of, like a childhood bully. Teachers? They've got a mental blacklist of hundreds names and the cursed ability to predict which ones will be shouted across the playground in unison for the next decade. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive...
8m Jul 25, 2025
8m
Homeowner Spooked by Crazy, Naked "Hippo" Man
A drunk naked guy broke into an Oklahoma home, freaked out a 6-year-old, then belly-flopped into a pond like it was his personal bath. Cops did not think he was putting the HIP in hippo and promptly removed him. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/pr...
3m Jul 25, 2025
3m
Jim Called to Ask Our Advice in a "Is This a Good Idea" Situation
Today's "Can't Wait to Talk About [BLANK]" segment ended in Jim calling us to see if he should have all his coworkers over for a pool party later today. The only problem is, Jim hasn't told his wife about the 17 people planning to come over with their spouses and children. Here's how we helped him out! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAn...
6m Jul 25, 2025
6m
Bride Sings Herself Down the Aisle
It’s not out of the ordinary to see someone singing at a wedding, but it’s pretty rare to see the bride herself singing…especially while she’s walking down the aisle! But that didn’t stop this woman from belting out her favorite Shania Twain song on her big day as she made her way to her future husband! On the bright side, she can sing. But did she really need to do the ENTIRE song? That’s a bi...
12m Jul 24, 2025
12m
Maitlynn's Kohl's Game - The FDR Compromise, Rainbow Points & More
A game that was born from Mait's bad gift giving, some Kohl's Cash and a dream, it's Maitlynn's Kohl's Game! Will there be actual answers here? Maybe. Will it start out with an absolute banger of a theme song? Absolutely. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) Hosted on Acast. See https://acas...
15m Jul 24, 2025
15m
What Do You Consume a Shocking Amount of? [Part 2]
Fat Joe may have dropped 250 pounds, but that hasn't stopped him from chugging 30 to 40 cans of Diet Pepsi a day like it's his part-time job. We wanted to know what people listening also consumed in wild amounts like that. From energy drink addictions to chain-smoking to giant collections of random items, we're worried about some of you. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign ...
11m Jul 24, 2025
11m
What Do You Consume a Shocking Amount of? [Part 1]
Fat Joe may have dropped 250 pounds, but that hasn't stopped him from chugging 30 to 40 cans of Diet Pepsi a day like it's his part-time job. We wanted to know what people listening also consumed in wild amounts like that. From energy drink addictions to chain-smoking to giant collections of random items, we're worried about some of you. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign ...
11m Jul 24, 2025
11m
New Game, Who Dis?
Google AI describes this new game we got, originally called "Crack List" as " a family-friendly, fast-paced card game where players use letter cards to name items within a chosen category." Of course, we took it, put our own idiot spin on it and have deemed it "Word Train" instead! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http:/...
15m Jul 24, 2025
15m
Adult Amnesty - Things You Should Understand, but You Don't [Part 2]
Sometimes you don't want to admit that you don't know something that it seems every single other adult knows. From weed whackers, escrow, cling wrap and more, maybe hearing this will make you feel less alone! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/priv...
11m Jul 23, 2025
11m
Adult Amnesty - Things You Should Understand, but You Don't [Part 1]
Sometimes you don't want to admit that you don't know something that it seems every single other adult knows. From weed whackers, escrow, cling wrap and more, maybe hearing this will make you feel less alone! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/priva...
13m Jul 23, 2025
13m
IT'S MY LIST - Top Cover Songs [Part 3]
This morning on the show, we played a round of It’s My List, where the topic of the lists was “best cover songs of all time.” CLICK HERE (https://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/2025/07/23/our-favorite-cover-songs-of-all-time/) for a playlist featuring all of our favorites! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerand...
15m Jul 23, 2025
15m
IT'S MY LIST - Top Cover Songs [Part 2]
This morning on the show, we played a round of It’s My List, where the topic of the lists was “best cover songs of all time.” CLICK HERE (https://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/2025/07/23/our-favorite-cover-songs-of-all-time/) for a playlist featuring all of our favorites! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerand...
12m Jul 23, 2025
12m
IT'S MY LIST - Top Cover Songs [Part 1]
This morning on the show, we played a round of It’s My List, where the topic of the lists was “best cover songs of all time.” CLICK HERE (https://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/2025/07/23/our-favorite-cover-songs-of-all-time/) for a playlist featuring all of our favorites! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerand...
12m Jul 23, 2025
12m
What in Your House Would be Creepy if Seen Without Explanation?
On today's show we shared (an extremely shortened version of) a story that a realtor in Texas posted on TikTok about a creepy attic room in a house she was selling. Upon explanation, it became significantly less suspicious and it got us thinking what other people might have in theirs. From secret rooms to spooky dolls, some homes are just inherently creepy. For the whole podcast, and tons of ex...
9m Jul 22, 2025
9m
Spoiler Alert: There's No Stop Sign
You may think that if “gaslighting” was a person it would be in the form of your toxic ex, but you would be wrong. It’s this guy. With beer and big Samuel L. Jackson energy coursing through his veins, this guy got pulled over and decided HE was going to tell the cops what they were stopping him for. As they try to explain to him what’s going on he keeps saying “STOP SIGN!?” though nobody else w...
1m Jul 22, 2025
1m
Listener Rob Calls to Defend His Wife's Honor
Last week, Steve made a very blanket statement in saying that there has never been a successful woman named Misty. Of course, we got feedback from Mistys everywhere but today we got a call from Rob, a Misty husband, who wanted to defend his wife's honor. So here it is, the story of the only successful Misty. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at Free...
2m Jul 22, 2025
2m
A Round of PIG Featuring the Most Common Lies
It's like that game you play with a basketball in your driveway, except the stakes are a lot higher. See how well we know the top lies people tell (or ones we use the most). For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
14m Jul 22, 2025
14m
People Need Advice - Sex Stenches & Sounds
On today's show, People Need Advice and we’re here to help! From telling your partner their sex parts stink to kids constantly yelling about a product we love, we tackle all the topics! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
12m Jul 22, 2025
12m
Friend of the Show, Wombat is Going Skydiving!
Maitlynn and Kelly inspired friend of the show Wombat to go skydiving! He called in this morning to tell us all about checking it off his bucket list. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
4m Jul 21, 2025
4m
A Close Call on the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem
Normally we don't save the audio from each day's round of the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem, but today's looked a little dicey! Mark made it through all 10 questions, but did he get his final answer in before the buzzer? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.co...
8m Jul 21, 2025
8m
Name That Tune - Heartbreak Edition [Part 2]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
13m Jul 21, 2025
13m
Name That Tune - Heartbreak Edition [Part 1]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
12m Jul 21, 2025
12m
Time for the Initials Game: LS
Every clue leads us closer and closer to figuring out what person, place, or thing Free Beer has on the card based on the initials assigned at the beginning of the game. This time, spoiler alert, Mait absolutely runs away with it! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See ...
11m Jul 21, 2025
11m
Thank You Dave & Jo Ann!
Friends of the show, Dave and Jo Ann have meant a lot to us over the years. Unfortunately, Jo Ann is no longer with us, but Dave made a donation to Idiots for Underdogs in her honor. Now, Northeast Pennsylvania will get to pull off their first Holiday Break-In this December. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot atFreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebee...
5m Jul 18, 2025
5m
Paired With an Idiot - LIVE IN NEPA [Part 2]
On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, there were screwjobs, stumpers and screw-ups. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot atFreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more inform...
8m Jul 18, 2025
8m
Paired With an Idiot - LIVE IN NEPA [Part 1]
On today's show, each of us idiots paired up with listeners to try leading them to name 10 things from lists other show members wrote! As always, there were screwjobs, stumpers and screw-ups. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot atFreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more inform...
10m Jul 18, 2025
10m
Free Beer's Bag Got Pulled by TSA for a Questionable Liquid
On our way to Northeast Pennsylvania, Free Beer realized he had been traveling with a fun little treat in his bag for the entirety of travel season. If you like sex and cupcakes, you'll certainly like this one! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/pri...
9m Jul 18, 2025
9m
We Made it to Northeast Pennsylvania!
As we mark the end of the 2025 travel season, we have one last travel day, from an awesome new venue, Free Beer not being able to sit without spilling water and Steve being so Italian he gets an ear full of marinara! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.c...
14m Jul 18, 2025
14m
A Messy West Virginia Love Triangle
What do you get when three questionable West Virginians find themselves in a love triangle? Someone definitely ends up in jail. Today we also learned a true West Virginia three-way involves brass knuckles and opossums in some capacity. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. ...
13m Jul 17, 2025
13m
Should Kelly Visit an International Lover?
Kelly made some friends on her big European adventure earlier this month and is trying to decide if she should go visit one of them! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
9m Jul 17, 2025
9m
Jeopardy - Idioms and Phrases Edition
On today's show, we played a round of FBHW Jeopardy! It's really not all that different from the regular one except we're us, we're stupid and there's always a theme. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) . Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
16m Jul 17, 2025
16m
Swear Words Americans Find Most Offensive
According to a massive study of online potty mouths, either a lot of Americans are lying or most of us are not fans of swearing. Not shocking to anyone, the country that swears the most is the "Land Down Under." We do a deep dive on how folks in the United States, versus Australia, versus Britain, feel about various curse words and manage to make it through without hitting the dump button! For ...
12m Jul 16, 2025
12m
Free Beer's Ice Cream Game - Childhood Memories & Dirty Diapers
Free Beer's Ice Cream game is one with a nonsense name where even more nonsense ensues. The objective is simple, be the first to have a plausibly correct or believable response to the prompt Free Beer reads on the card. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acas...
15m Jul 16, 2025
15m
Surgeons Reveal Weird Facts About the Body [Part 2]
Surgeons spend years studying the human body—but there are some things they don’t usually share. That changed when someone on Reddit asked, “Surgeons of Reddit, what weird facts do you know about the human body that you don’t tell anyone?” The responses? Wild, gross, and totally fascinating. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.c...
14m Jul 16, 2025
14m
Surgeons Reveal Weird Facts About the Body [Part 1]
Surgeons spend years studying the human body—but there are some things they don’t usually share. That changed when someone on Reddit asked, “Surgeons of Reddit, what weird facts do you know about the human body that you don’t tell anyone?” The responses? Wild, gross, and totally fascinating. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.c...
15m Jul 16, 2025
15m
Alan From Scotland Needs Our Help!
We recently got word that longtime listener and friend of the show, Alan from Scotland, has entered into a contest to become the "Unexpected Scottish Voice in Bagging Area" for Lidl! He gave us a call to explain why he's doing it and what prize is on the line. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.c...
11m Jul 16, 2025
11m
An Especially Funny Round of the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem
Normally we don't save the audio from each day's round of the $1,000 Minute of Mayhem, but today's was a bit unhinged. We started out asking today's contestant, Jeremy, about his skeet shooting hobby. You can guess where that conversation went...until he hit us with a hilariously shocking revelation about his personal life. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fan...
6m Jul 15, 2025
6m
Skills That Are Supposedly Super Easy to Learn
From Owen Wilson impressions to juggling (like Steve) to where perverts can get their balloons for balloon animals now that Party City has left them behind, we're breaking down skills that people are always impressed by, but the people who've mastered them say they're easy to learn! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http:...
17m Jul 15, 2025
17m
Tommy's vs. Mike Francesa's 'Superman' Movie Reviews [Part 2]
While our very own Producer Tommy has seen the new “Superman” movie twice, had very different experiences each time, but loved it nevertheless, Mike Francesa has a very different opinion. Now look, Mike Francesa’s opinions on anything have never carried much weight with us, and they surely will not carry any in the hearts and minds of James Gunn and the team behind this new release, but it’s fu...
9m Jul 15, 2025
9m
Tommy's vs. Mike Francesa's 'Superman' Movie Reviews [Part 1]
While our very own Producer Tommy has seen the new “Superman” movie twice, had very different experiences each time, but loved it nevertheless, Mike Francesa has a very different opinion. Now look, Mike Francesa’s opinions on anything have never carried much weight with us, and they surely will not carry any in the hearts and minds of James Gunn and the team behind this new release, but it’s fu...
11m Jul 15, 2025
11m
Ohio Police Using Facial Recognition to Identify Women Twerking on Cop Car
Police in Richmond Heights, Ohio thought they’d have their TWERK cut out for them when it came time to track down multiple women caught on camera twerking on a cop car. Now, if this was 10 years ago, it would take some extra sleuthing to find out who exactly these women are, but with today’s evolving technology, they’ll be able to use facial recognition software to identify them! At least, if t...
11m Jul 15, 2025
11m
What Parents Wanted You to Be vs. What You Do Now
Every parent has dreams and goals for their children and every child has dreams that maybe don't always translate into adulthood. What did your parents think you'd be doing by now? How does that compare to what you are ACTUALLY doing? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. S...
15m Jul 14, 2025
15m
Eyewitness Has Hilarious Account of Mountain Lion Spotted in Neighborhood
Curtis Jones was just out for a late-night stroll in Rochester when he says he came face to face with what sounded like a large, disgruntled feline. “I heard the ‘rawr’, I felt that ‘rawr.’ I knew to keep it pushing. I knew that,” Jones recounted as he clutched a baseball bat, ready to defend his neighborhood. “It was just walking, slithering, I don’t know man.” Ring doorbell video and other ac...
4m Jul 14, 2025
4m
Name That Tune - Another Food Edition [Part 2]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
14m Jul 14, 2025
14m
Name That Tune - Another Food Edition [Part 1]
On today's show, Producer Kelly has a list of tunes for you to name and clues to go along with them. Can you guess the tune based on the clue or will you need a little audio clue to help out? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com (http://freebeerandhotwings.com) ! Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more infor...
11m Jul 14, 2025
11m