S1 Ep31: Post Modern Laziness Self Sabotage
Hello, this is the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast. It is about one man's journey to boat ownership. For a bonus episode each week (and more) join the patreon: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann This week I'm talking about quiz nights and sea grass and lettuce and so on and so forth. Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
21m Jul 10, 2022
21m
S1 Ep30: Nick
Here is where you can find some of Nick Nemeroff’s comedy: Album: https://open.spotify.com/album/3WkfgjYnxy5J4Jf8CbDtbb?si=crRu8bh3Spu0y9CE1wNY-w YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/NickNemeroffisanawesomecomedian Twitter: https://twitter.com/nicknemeroff?s=21&t=nbsjP5NGyUUCN6yWjh-osg The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See ...
30m Jul 03, 2022
30m
S1 Ep29: Marlon Brando 9/11
if you enjoy this podcast and wish to have a bonus episode each week you listen to said bonus episode here: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann I’m on that pre 9/11 Break free 9/11 Exclusively skinny women on tv 9/11 Ronald McDonald and carefree 9/11 Encyclopaedia Brittanica on CD 9/11 They killed 2 Pac, he didn’t see 9/11 They killed Biggie Smalls, he didn’t see 9/11 Marlon Brando 9/11 Marlon B...
22m Jun 26, 2022
22m
S1 Ep28: I have covid
Not quite a glorious half hour today. On the mend from the COVID. The patreon is over here: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
10m Jun 19, 2022
10m
S1 Ep27: Failed buffer (ft. Jordan Barr)
Hello. This is a buffer episode that ended up coming out at the same time and being recorded at the same time as always. But in the future! Who knows. Please join the patreon if that is something you want to do: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
23m Jun 12, 2022
23m
S1 Ep26: A beautiful life awaits
Happy Pentecost! come and see the show in melbourne this saturday please June 11: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-melbourne-tickets-333373969517 join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
26m Jun 05, 2022
26m
S1 Ep25: Quantity
On this podcast, Scotty on twitter asked me to make my podcasts longer so they could stretch on for the length of his commute (one hour and twelve minutes). This seemed fair and reasonable. So here, mostly for Scotty, is one our and twelve minutes of James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Planning (plus advertisements). Is it quality? I mean, I don't think so. But it is quantity, and quantity ha...
1hr 12m May 29, 2022
1hr 12m
S1 Ep24: Respect
Adelaide THIS Wednesday May 25: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/904894?bof=1 Melbourne Jun 11 Aesthetic: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-melbourne-tickets-333373969517 Join the Patreon! Some mugs remain, I accidentally got too many: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
14m May 22, 2022
14m
S1 Ep23: Freak Cockroach Attack
Go follow and listen to Act! Here his Act's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/actguitar/ And here is his YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02yFmm0lSks&ab_channel=ActGuitar Live show in Adelaide coming up May 25: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/904894 Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
22m May 15, 2022
22m
S1 Ep22: Hello, Zimbabwe?
Are you from Zimbabwe? Are you living in a country that is not Australia? Please get in touch. Come and see James Donald Forbes McCann live and in the flesh in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide: http://www.jdfmccann.com/comedy Join the Patreon: http://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
20m May 08, 2022
20m
S1 Ep21: Talking to James Hennessy
Today we take a break from talking about the boat to see if interviewing interesting people will generate more downloads and more advertising money for said boat. I spoke with James Hennessy about Elon Musk, Twitter, Crypto, NFTs, the metaverse, culture and aesthetics. James Hennessy tweets over here https://twitter.com/jrhennessy, and you can check out his Substack, The Terminal, here: https:...
40m May 03, 2022
40m
S1 Ep20: War is Imminent
The scattering seeds across Australia tour is over. Phase one is well under way. We will buy me a boat. This is the first of two episodes to come out this week. Listen on to find out what splendid stuff is coming during the second episode. Current patreon members, your mug is coming soon. People about to become a patreon member, there's never been a worse time to join the patreon (you're too ...
19m May 01, 2022
19m
S1 Ep19: Scattering Seeds Across Australia
Australia, I love you! Rest of the world, I love you also, but I'm too poor to see you! JDFMCP - The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan is travelling right across this great southern land. If you see me in Canberra over the next few days, come over and say hello. Everybody on the Patreon by the end of this month will be sent a hand drawn mug (I will do the hand drawing). Join here: htt...
16m Apr 24, 2022
16m
S1 Ep18: Drive by shooting
Melbourne shows have been cancelled! Very sorry. You can get a refund. More shows will be coming soon. Vitally, the Catamaran Plan Patreon mug special goes on. Everybody on the Patreon by the end of this month will be sent a hand drawn mug (I will do the hand drawing). Join here: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Yes, a gun went off (we think). Also, I think everybody is fine. Still, looking ...
17m Apr 17, 2022
17m
S1 Ep17: Melbourne and Mugs
Come and see me in marvellous Melbourne: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/aesthetic Join the Patreon and get your mug: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
18m Apr 10, 2022
18m
S1 Ep16: 15 - the doldrums
Today we are sending many open letters because we are stuck in the doldrums. Join the JDFMCP Patreon and get many many many bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann come to see me at the Melbourne international comedy festival: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/aesthetic Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
19m Apr 03, 2022
19m
S1 Ep15: 14: A 2nd Iron in the Fire
we’ve got one iron in the fire - now it’s time for iron number two @Luke and Lewis, can I plz come on your podcast? Join the JDFMCP Patreon and get many many many bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
18m Mar 27, 2022
18m
S1 Ep14: 13: Epiphany
I have had an epiphany. Are you looking to have an epiphany also? Consider joining the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club patreon: http://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
20m Mar 20, 2022
20m
S1 Ep13: 12: 3 Special Guests & Aidan Jones
Clout! Thanks to Luke Heggie, Simon Taylor, and Sam Campbell, and Aidan Jones. Watch Aidan Jones’ special, Taco: https://youtu.be/1mDhKRBeBsc Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, and so I can finally buy a boat sooner: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
22m Mar 13, 2022
22m
S1 Ep12: Episode 11: History of the Boat Shoe
From the Reformation to Kanye West via Richard Nixon and Charles II, here is a brief history of the boat shoe. Fund another man’s journey to boat ownership and join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Kind thanks to my brother, who lent me his laptop this week. Behold, there’s a vast amount of editing in this podcast. I have not necessarily done good editing, but there is lots of ...
15m Mar 06, 2022
15m
S1 Ep11: Episode 10: An enormous failure
The cash giveaway has been cancelled. Details in the podcast. Thanks to everybody who got their dollar. The wheels are falling off, but that's ok, because boats don't need wheels. (Do boats need wheels? They need steering wheels, I suppose. Maybe there are also other boat wheels. I look forward to finding this and many other boat questions out in the future). Join the patreon: https://www.pa...
15m Feb 27, 2022
15m
S1 Ep10: Episode 9: Huge Cash Giveaway
Get your money! Join in on the huge cash giveaway! Share the podcast Tag me so I can see it DM me your bank details/paypall information I will send you one Australian dollar Here is my instagram account,@jdfmccann: https://www.instagram.com/jdfmccann Limit one dollar per person! (It's a huge cash giveaway in that a huge number of people are going to be given cash, not in that it is a huge a...
18m Feb 20, 2022
18m
Bonus Captain's Log Episode | Flagrant Patreon Beseeching
Here is an episode of the 'Captain's Log' Podcast from the Patreon. You can join that Patreon, and bring me that much closer to owning a boat. Plus, you'll get more episodes of 'Captain's Log'. Why, if you join one of the premium membership tiers, you could get a shirt and a membership card. https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
16m Feb 16, 2022
16m
S1 Ep9: Episode 8: The Art Auction Happened
We had the first annual James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan X Lonely's Fine Art & Collectables Art Auction. Here's how it went, all the things went wrong in the lead up, and how much money we made. Comes and see James Donald Forbes McCann's Aesthetic at the Adelaide Fringe: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskI...
22m Feb 13, 2022
22m
S1 Ep8: Episode 7: The art auction is nigh
I'm doing a brand new show at the Adelaide Fringe! Please come: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8 This episode did not get recorded in one take, and now we are well behind on Australian Survivor. An enormous thanks to Peter Goers, our sponsors, the Howling Owl, and you. Reg...
17m Feb 06, 2022
17m
S1 Ep7: Episode 6: Extraordinarily rare and valuable collectables
Laura O'Callaghan is our very special guest! She is securing for the show some extraordinarily rare and valuable collectables. Register for the art auction (Feb 10): https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing?eid=861719& Come and see my Adelaide Fringe show:  https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7...
22m Jan 30, 2022
22m
S1 Ep6: Episode 5: I quit my job
I quit my job. In a few weeks time, I'll just be doing freelance work, stand up comedy, and catamaran plans. There are still a few days left to bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826 The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to bu...
14m Jan 23, 2022
14m
S1 Ep5: Episode 4: Dusty’s Napkin #1
Purchase a piece of history, and bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826 The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to buy art, and are blithely indifferent to the plague, come to the art auction: https://fb.me/e/22nxE5tXU We are j...
18m Jan 17, 2022
18m
S1 Ep4: Episode 3: Professional
Thank you for listening to the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast, and for bringing me, James Donald Forbes McCann, that much closer to boat ownership. One must be professional. That's the only way this podcast is ever going to reach the heights of boat ownership. That's the only way people will choose to join the patreon (www.patreon.com/jdfmccann) . This episode, we talk with...
21m Jan 09, 2022
21m
S1 Ep3: Holiday Bonus Episode | Cuban #3
Usually lots of thought goes into these podcast episodes but for this episode I'm sorry there was lots of cuban #3's consumed it is the holidays. The podcast will be back next week with a full and normative episode. www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
6m Jan 02, 2022
6m
S1 Ep2: Episode 2: 40,000 Baby Turtles
Rhi Down joins the sailing club for the final general meeting of 2021. We discuss important topics like: How to grow the listenership Plans for auctioning off a napkin Sexism And more. Don't delay, join the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club today! https://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
19m Dec 26, 2021
19m
S1 Ep1: Episode 1: Lift Off
Join James Donald Forbes McCann as he opens the first ever meeting of the official James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club. Topics on the menu include: Questions from the public A description of the dream boat Money Have you ever been sailing before? Free Taiwan Featuring Samuel McDonough and Amos Gill. Contribute to the boat by joining the Patreon at www.patreon.com/jdfmccan...
16m Dec 19, 2021
16m
S1: Episode 0: The Conception
Before the birth, first must come the conception. Listen to this important historical record in which the words ‘James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan’ are uttered in sequence for the first time in human history. Featuring JDFM, Jake Smith and Peter James. Contribute to the boat by joining the Patreon at www.patreon.com/jdfmccann (https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com...
21m Dec 12, 2021
21m