Every week on a Tuesday lunchtime this TNT delivery van reverses (Not sure why the driver prefers to go backwards.) up the length of the 'closed to traffic' pedestrianised High Street with its faulty reversing censor spluttering out for the entire time.
For weeks I though there was an injured...
Even spammers are phoning us at work to make sure we got their email now. My favorite are the 'Hello...Hello?' women, I wonder what they want? And just how does the PPI woman manage to sound so bored and insincere on a recorded message?
I really should clear this answerphone.