Zammit's Ideal Star Wars Episode I

May 04, 2015, 03:00 AM

In which our heroes kick Jackson out of the studio, invite Gabe to have a seat, and set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. This time round Zammit tells the story of "Starkiller" Jane, exiled Jedi turned bartender caught in the middle of a war between sith backed Mandalorians and a struggling Resistance which pulls her back into a life she thought she'd left behind. Gabe is on board from the get go and Duscher wishes Zammit would stop winking at the audience and Zammit just wants to set up Star Wars through the lens of a History of Violence with an expected dash of Wheel of Time. Sit back in your seat, bust out the popcorn and enjoy: Star Wars Episode One: Anakin's Mum.

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