The Hobbit Trilogy

Dec 04, 2015, 12:00 AM

In which our heroes go for an unexpected journey, end up desolating Smaug before refusing to partake in the battle of the five armies and instead set their sights on fixing the Hobbit trilogy. We wonder if the call backs (forwards?) to Lord of the Rings were really necessary, investigate the taxation of fish and want to know just how the framing of these films truely work. Zammit waits three films for Lee pace to actually do something, Michael is impressed by the mo-cap, Dean frames everything through Star Wars and Gabe was just happy to go there and back again. So sit back on top of your pile of gold, admire your own private arkenstone and try to work out who exactly was the fifth army.

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