Emmett Calls From Prison - The West Midlands Shipping Forecast

After committing heinous, unspeakable crimes in Kelseys, Leamington Spa, regular presenter Emmett Saigal sadly couldn't make the Shipping Forecast as he had been temporarily imprisoned.

As is customary, he was permitted one phone call, which he valiantly decided would be to Alex, Tim and Tessa in the studio. Sadly, it was cut short before he could complete his story.

They run quite a tight ship at Alcatraz, so I've heard.