My Pokemon Journey (Part 1)

It was my time to become a Pokemon trainer, but Professor Oak had no more Pokemon to give away. “You came too late Greg,” he said to me. He had given away all of his good Pokemon. However, I was in luck, because the Pokemon center had just burnt down and all of the Chanseys died, except one. “Would you like this Chansey, we have no home for him” said Nurse Joy. “Yes I will take it” I said. I named the Chansey Elton, after Elton John. It was a girl though. It took to me very well and I liked Elton a lot. “Goodbye sweetie, you’re going now” said Mom. And I left Pallet Town. But as I was leaving, “HEY YOU!” called Chase. Chase is a little bitch and nobody likes him. We battled and he had a Charmander. Elton won by a lot because Chanseys are special sponges. “I’ll be seeing you again” said Chase, and I told him goodbye. (4 days later) We had finally arrived at Pewter city where there’s a museum and a lot more. We heard about the gym leader there but Elton told me that she would have a hard time defeating rocks. Elton was a pessimist and a very unmotivated battler, somewhat of a nihilist. I tried to tell Elton that if she keeps acting that way people will call her a pussy. We went to the Gym and we saw Brock. “hey”; said Brock. I thought Brock was handsome although I was much too young for him, and a guy. “let’s battle” said Brock, and he took off his shirt and I got a hard on. Geodude was much too difficult for Elton and she died really fast. Brock noticed my erection and said “what the hell are you doing kid?” I was jacking off and Elton was KOed. Brock was noticeably excited and so I gave Brock head and he fingered my asshole and so I wouldn’t go to Officer Jenny he gave me a Boulder badge. Elton was fine after I took her to the pokemon center. (2 days later) We were outside of Mt Moon and we saw a Jigglypuff and Elton, being very independent, caught her herself. I named the Jigglypuff Cecilia after that Simon and Garfunkel song. We ran into Henry, one of the other guys from Pallet Town. He had a Bulbasaur. He saw us near the entrance to Mt Moon and said, “what are you, the gym leader of fagsville?” I looked at Elton and Cecilia and he was right, they were both pink and big and round like balls and sometimes they touched and they were really cute. I said “we are not, that is what you are” but I knew this was not a sensible comeback because he had a Bulbasaur and a Beedrill. We fought and we lost again and I realized both of my Pokemon suck ass and Elton doesn’t even try to win because she is very busy with very deep existential problems I would never be able to understand. Henry left and I went to the Pokemon center outside Mt Moon. (3 days later) Elton and Cecilia were both KOed and we were about to reach the end of Mt Moon but there were criminals in the way. “stop there kid what do you think you’re doing messing with team rocket?” a gruntish man called out to me. I told him we meant no trouble but he threw a Pokeball at me that not only nearly broke my arm but also a Koffing came out and was in no mood for this. Elton and Cecilia were both KOed so I picked up a large rock and I threw at the man and he was knocked into a coma, and also bleeding. I took 300 dollars and a fighting knife from his body and also felt him up a bit. He was only about 24, 5 thick inches soft. We made it to Cerulean city and I went to the Pokemon center and then I went on a bridge. There was a challenge going on and I turned it down because I knew Elton would not want to participate and Cecilia is unable to do anything but sing and pound and neither are good for battle. Eventually we had to fight a small boy with a Ratata and Cecilia grew at least 4 levels and learned Disable. “things are looking bright” I said to Cecilia. She was ecstatic, but Elton was still very apathetic. “we are going to be pokemon masters” I told them.