Nick's Stomach-Churning First Date
Twenty years ago, Nick took a girl on a first date.
They went to Red Lobster, and followed it up with a trip to see Styx at the Civic Center. There, he added many, many warm beers to his stomach before heading back to her place for a little S-E-X.
And that's when it happened... The food and beer fought back... He was forced to WRECK her bathroom, while she listened. Don't worry. He still got the sex... And a wife.