Proper Cleaning of Your Sex Toys
Sex toys can be very expensive. If people expect us to buy brand new ones each time we get into a new relationship, they are crazy.
All you ever have to really do is clean them thoroughly. And if hand scrubbing isn't your thing, then toss those dildos in the dishwasher.
Still not enough for the picky girl in your bedroom? After you wash them, put them back in the original packaging every time... Shhhhh... She'll never know.