Pets Will Eat Their Owners
Ali had a story in the Stupid News confirming what we all know is true... That, given the opportunity, our pets will devour us if we die in their presence.
Hell, it won't even take that long. It's not that surprising though, given that Nick's old dog used to eat his dead foot skin on a regular basis. And, even though we are all good friends here, we wouldn't hesitate to eat each other if we crashed on a deserted island. Even if some light strangulation is required.