We'd Be Screwed During the Zombie Apocalypse

If the zombie apocalypse were to happen tomorrow, or any kind of civilization-ending event, then the few who know to survive, would only be the ones who know how to make it. As we take a closer look at our skill set, we realize that if the end of the world were to happen tomorrow, we'd all be screwed. Unless someone needs: a commercial recorded, help handing out bumper stickers, or really want to meet Zach Parise. Our only saving grace, believe it or not, may be Ross... God help us.