Today We Raided Our Prize Closet

Sep 21, 2017, 06:33 PM

As we walked into work this morning, we noticed something kind of strange. Our promotions director's office was wide open, as was the 'prize closet.' Just like the name says, it's the (usually) locked closet that houses all the prizes we give away. Everything from free key chains and magnets, to concert tickets and autographed guitars. However, this room also houses things that NO ONE WANTS. Like a t-shirt from 2008 promoting Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull or a toilet-shaped mug trying to get you to watch the 2011 canceled NBC sitcom "Outsourced." We sent Ross into the closet to find the dumbest crap we could.