Episode #4x08: Our Dungeon Master

Feb 27, 2018, 08:53 PM
  • A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to white. His voice echoes softly: "How's my butthole look in these?" And then he's gone. The last piece of him, a memory only our sleeping eyes can see.

  • Let's talk about sex, baby, let's talk about D and D!

  • President Trump proposes we stop school shootings by arming teachers with guns. We can't afford to arm them with paper and crayons, but sure, this is fine.

  • Foreskins finally get the press coverage they're due as religious leaders condemn a new Icelandic law banning circumcision. 

  • #MemoGate enters week 453 (estimation) with a redacted rebuttal.

  • Friends forever. 

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

  • Someone's sphincter is broken and I CAN'T JUST LEARN IT FIXED AGAIN, OKAY

  • Apart from the great circumcision debate, how are parental norms changing? What differences do we see between the way we were raised, and the way our peers are raising kids?

  • Participation trophies aren't all bad, but denying FUCKING SCIENCE is.

  • The convo turns personal as we explain what we'd do differently from our parents.