Episode #4x11: People Are Stupid

Mar 20, 04:59 PM
  • The new intro is here! RIP Matt, you'll live on in our earbuds.

  • The Stormy Daniels saga is about to be put on steroids by a new interview.

  • From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store to ever go out of business! Gee whiz!

  • A big upset in PA has everyone cautiously optimistic. 

  • "SIR I THINK I LEFT MY CLAY FACE MASKS IN YOUR CAR!!!" Uber reveals the strangest items ever submitted to their Lost & Found. 

  • Surprise, BRANDON. You're not the only one with connections, BRANDON.

And in this week's After Dark: 

  • China formalizes its plans for a "social credit" system, whereby citizens' social responsibility is judged based on petty behavior like blocking crosswalks. The penalty? Immobility.

  • Calling George Orwell. 

  • What's the danger (and if you're Andrew, the benefit) of a government implementing "social credit" scores?

  • We pretend such a system exists here and reveal the things that would have ruined our social credit score.