CheapSkates Song

Last night I heard ma teacher singing a song "Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates Not paid their tax and all the money has gone Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates, listen to the cheap-skates greet!"

Where's yer money gone? (where's yer money gone) Where's yer taxes gone? (where's yer taxes gone) Where's yer chairman gone? (where's yer chairman gone?) Far, far away

Where's yer hist'ry gone? (where's yer hist'ry gone) Where's yer trophies gone? (where's yer trophies gone) Where's yer 5 stars gone? (where's yer 5 stars gone) Far, far away.
Far, far away

Last night I heard ma teacher singing a song "Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates Whyte’s done a runner, all the money has gone Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates, listen to the cheap-skates greet!"

Where's yer money gone? (where's yer money gone) Where's yer taxes gone? (where's yer taxes gone) Where's yer chairman gone? (where's yer chairman gone?) Far, far away Far, far away

Last night I heard ma teacher singing a song "Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates Not paid their tax and all the money has gone Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates, Cheap!

Where's yer hist'ry gone? (where's yer hist'ry gone) Where's yer trophies gone? (where's yer trophies gone) Where's yer 5 stars gone? (where's yer 5 stars gone) Far, far away.
Far, far away

Not paid a bill and now the taxman knocks on Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates Ad-min-i-stra-tion and the fun it goes on Ooh-yeh, Cheerio to Rangers cheats.

Last night I heard ma teacher singing a song "Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates Not paid their tax and all the money has gone Ooh-yeh, cheapy-cheapy cheap-skates, listen to the cheapskates greet.