Michelle's drug test, sports clickbait, Pats love, murder on the golf course, and more...

Sep 19, 2018, 03:56 PM

Carton opens the second hour giving the results of Michelle's drug test, passing with flying colors; Corey's drug test also passes, but with a very dark green color. Carton considers stories like the Patriots in-house tensions, Roger Goodell's punishment tactics and Shohei Ohtani's injury woes as clickbait. Carton goes on to explain that the Patriots have no issues, citing that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will never be great without each other. The mood gets somber when Carton brings up the story of how a college golfer for Iowa St. was found stabbed to death in a pond on a golf course. The mood lightens up after Michelle's social media update, which includes a story of Michael Jordan helping out his hometown of Wilmington, NC after it suffered damage from Hurricane Florence.

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