Both of us cannot believe we are still doing this. Even more so, we cannot believe people like this. So, as our gratitude to you all, enjoy this April Fool's edition of It Can't Be That Bad. In this episode, you will listen to the record with us. That record is Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music. Topics of discussion include preferred choice of ejaculate cleaner as a teenager, looking for a man at the Failure gig, Pitchfork's retrospective review, averaging a home-run a season, crying to Soundgarden in 6th grade, using humor to cope, and a crazy Lynchian night. We love you all.