Welcome to ShambleFest! Here we are in year 3! Enjoy our first episode of weekly WTF news updates with stories about:
· Guy on Reddit can’t do it with out black metal playing
· Missing grocery store clerk found 10 years later behind cooler
· Cooler of body parts found
· 68 year old dominatrix makes tons of money
· Woman makes money on Insta with photos of her posterior
· Chimps recognize butts the same way humans recognize faces
· Is the gov’t putting out weaponized ticks??
· Storm Loc Ness- Find Dat Big Boi
· Alister Crowley’s mansion sold
· Permafrost melts, ancient species springs to life
· Woman claims to commune with faery realm
· Sweet old people get married at 100 and 103 years old!
Music: Admiral Longtooth