Acts of the Apostles
"Hush! HUSH!" we shout, ripping pages out of more enjoyable books while we watch you and your dumb children crying about it.
"Please, stop reading the Bible. Stop making podcasts!" You yell, wrongly.
"We are your saviours and we have come," One of us says while the other rolls his Eliot eyes. "What the world needs right now is more BiblePod. You are so welcome."
As long as the sun shines, as long as the bird sings, as long as the infinite reach of space envelops our flawed and beautiful planet, we shall read this book and you will listen to our stupid chat.