Fake News, 2 stories are real, 1 is a fake
- A #Florida woman completely trashed an #OutbackSteakhouse by smashing wine bottles and dishes while standing on the countertops shouting obscenities while completely naked.
- After hearing this story, one third of #TheMiddle, (half of the Verified Middle) will be moving to #Washington State tomorrow now that he knows they are offering weed as an incentive to get vaccinated.
- To celebrate #Saban getting his extension, one #Alabama fan went as far as to burn the logo into his roof "for God to see"...ends up burning a huge whole in his roof, but luckily not his house. #RollTide