00:00.00 tduval18 We are bad. It was a rough week last week. Not a lie it was it was rough like I had a lot of like traveling for work and then you were going in being really cool and. It was just a rough week like we're trying to do a lot better with consistency guys. But it was a rough week I'm not even gonna lie that was it was a lot um before you got one I was eating my new favorite snack I don't even know if this is considered a snack I think it's a snack.

00:23.75 Ashley Ah, could say that again.

00:34.50 tduval18 But it's from Audies or all these I don't know I say those interchangeably what do you say? Yeah I just say them interchangeably but it's these garlic stuffed Olives Bero nerve so good like.

00:39.73 Ashley I Also I think I say both. Oh yes.

00:53.50 tduval18 They're so f freaking good and 10 out of 10 They have jalapeno stuff and feta stuff ones when I'm like I just something about the garlic just hits. Yeah, the garlic just I always be hit him with some certain stuff that you're just like wow like.

01:00.44 Ashley I've had the feta ones and those are bomb's fuck So good.

01:12.26 tduval18 A good find. It's literally called specially selected garlic stuff. Olives heard it.

01:12.68 Ashley Thank you. I watched a conspiracy theory that Shane Dawson just released about like neighbor and foods and all these was part of it.

01:28.71 tduval18 I mean I respect that there's some stuff like some stuff is apparently allegedly according to Jake like you can't get off brand mannies. Um, but like.

01:39.99 Ashley He's not wrong.

01:44.00 tduval18 9 times out of 10 like if you put both in front of me. There's only a few things that I'd be like oh yeah, that's that's not the same. That's what we should do when we do our hot one ah see cream cheese. No sometime I've had the off brand I've had the off brand and that and it's been.

01:48.68 Ashley Cream cheese.

02:02.23 tduval18 Fine, Um, because we keep saying we're going to do the hot ones challenge where we should also do a name brands challenge to like food. Yeah.

02:09.79 Ashley For like just different things like pop tarts or chips I'm freaking down.

02:21.55 tduval18 Well whenever you get here? Um, but how is your concerts.

02:28.90 Ashley It was fantastic. Really good time The way back sucked but it was great I saw blink and I was.

02:36.62 tduval18 You Just. Just not okay I was like are you not going to elaborate. Yeah.

02:44.88 Ashley Up close and personal I wasn't going to because like I don't know but I saw blank and they were up close and it was so cool and then I saw Craig Owens and I fucking. Loved.

02:54.79 tduval18 That's something exciting.

03:03.89 Ashley So this tour that he's doing right now is acoustic who fucking love acoustic. It's so good like he I think it's in August like August eighteenth he's releasing an album I think there's only going to be 2 new songs but he's like redoing a lot of the songs into like acoustic.

03:06.90 tduval18 Have.

03:23.16 Ashley Ah, was gonna be so good Anyway, that concert was was really really good. He's so bomb live and the dude from varials is touring with him which I thought was fun.

03:29.50 tduval18 Yeah I was.

03:40.92 tduval18 Like I so I still don't think I've listened to that band but I was really confused because last weekend I did like a phone detox was fucking amazing I'm not gonna lie. It was great. Um I'm probably gonna start doing that like every Sunday where I just don't have my phone. Um.

03:53.14 Ashley But.

03:55.88 tduval18 But I was so confused when you had texted me like Courtney Kardashians ' pregnant I like why is Ashley to like I was like that's so weird like why is she telling me that because like typically I tell you news and then I realized like she announced it at your show and was like oh that makes sense like now that actually makes sense because I was like why did actually know this.

04:11.20 Ashley Hi okay I'm dumb because I thought it was funny because they had her I didn't notice her I just saw like a person holding up a sign because they had like you know when you go to like a big concert. They have like the big screen Tvs and they like show everybody in the concert and whatever.

04:29.12 tduval18 Um, yeah.

04:29.91 Ashley So I just saw somebody with a sign that said Travis I'm pregnant and I'm like oh my god that's so funny because I just thought of somebody being stupid like how Mikey had and. People were going insane and then they were talking about on one stage and I was like oh shit that is fucking Courtney Kardashian right now I didn't notice her I just saw the sign I thought that was normal. Yeah, all the small things. Yeah.

04:52.81 tduval18 1 It's also a throwback to their video for all the small thing I think it's for all the small things. Yeah, where someone has that so I was like that was cute because some people were like wow she there's no way she just told him and I was like she was telling the world not him but I thought I thought it was really cute like I saw the video and I was like that's super cute.

05:11.16 Ashley Like that's cute though. It was cute.

05:11.38 tduval18 Like that's a cute way to announce it and all I mean she has to be a lot further along because she's 44 so that's that's like a high risk pregnancy but get that money speaking of speaking of yeah speaking.

05:19.75 Ashley Ah, that's rough even just growing up like raising a tile at 44 that kid is gonna be 10 when we're about 55 crazy

05:30.70 tduval18 And of money this this freaking whole thing with the submarine that the billionaires paid for to go down to the ocean like the more and more to Titanic the more and more I hear about it the more I'm like what the fuck is wrong with people. And then there's a ship that's in Greece that has like missing like a hundred people and like no one's talking about it because of these billionaires but I'm like at what point like someone posted this they were talking about like that's probably going to come out of tax dollars money to do this rescue mission for them and I'm like but they knew the risks like. Ain't no way in fucking hell I'm getting in a submarine that is controlled by a Ps fucking to play controller and then I just found this out that they were told not to eat. Beforehand and it's an 8 hour journey down there and they only have little snacks with their least amount of fucking oxygen and it was like rag together I I guess and then it's like ragtag together and then bolts it in with said absolutely the fuck. Not first of all.

06:30.11 Ashley Um, why couldn't I eat out because there's no like toilet.

06:44.46 tduval18 I'm gonna say this I'm say it till I'm blue in the face we need to leave the ocean alone but when it comes to Titanic and I have like a huge like I really love knowing as much as possible about Titanic like something about Titanic just fascinating me. But. We need to leave Titanic alone. It's already disintegrating. It is a burial. It is an actual burial of people like that is graves of people leave it the fuck alone what what going down there were you going to see different than what you've seen on your tv because the only thing they could see it on is a monitor. The fuck.

07:19.73 Ashley I don't like the I don't like the ocean either I'm not a water person but money's crazy like if you got money you can kind of just do whatever the fuck you want. They're probably just like we should go see the Titanic that would be tight.

07:37.80 tduval18 And fucking nuts to me. Also why would anyone want to go in the ocean right now when orcas are literally fucking attacking ships and boats like Orcas are like stay the fuck out of our place leave them alone leave alone.

07:53.57 Ashley Did you see that video. Yeah, that was it.

07:56.00 tduval18 And also makes me mad when they kill a shark after eating a person because no, what were you gonna say.

08:05.80 Ashley Cream nothing I just watched a video of this dude kayaking and a Tiger Shark came up and like attacked his kayak.

08:15.80 tduval18 I didn't see that but I just feel like people are like a shark Attack. No a shark was in its home and you invade it that is their home and then you're gonna kill it because it reacted like that's on you Bro. Don't go on the fucking Ocean. My boss was saying he's like we need to go in the ocean and we need to go in space I was like we don't need to go anywhere like we don't where we don't need to do that like we're already fucking up this Planet. We don't need to be trying to go to other planets and fuck them up because we don't know what life storms are on there that are probably way smarter than Us. And I will always say whatever's in the ocean and it is meant to be in the ocean. That's not my business.. That's not my business like the ocean literally freaks me out.

09:02.40 Ashley I mean I get where you're coming from but it is good to research Totally I hate I'm not a water person like I'm never I never have been yeah and how do you think those people research it.

09:10.84 tduval18 Yeah, but you can research you can research without disrupting things and without people going down there and fucking with it bitch. How do you think they found the Titanic they had.

09:20.91 Ashley But how.

09:27.72 Ashley But but somebody has to go down there. Okay, but either way that's this thing you're interrupting. Okay, but that's still something interrupting the ocean.

09:31.14 tduval18 Cameras that go down there. You don't need to be going down and touching shit. Yeah, not as bad as like humans going in and then fucking with shit but we don't need to I don't really think we need to research it like we don't because anything we end up researching 9 times out of 10 we fuck it up 9 times out of 10 we fuck it up like leave the ocean alone because you're going to fuck something up and then it's going to be killing us but you don't think there's shit down there that does not want us and could potentially not even potentially could kill us. We keep fucking with shit that we don't know about.

09:51.91 Ashley What like what.

10:09.16 tduval18 And Then're surprised when things end up killing people because it's in the ocean leave it alone. Something is probably down in that deep dark bottom of the ocean that don't want to be messed with and we're gonna keep messing with it and when it messes back. We're gonna like oh my god I can't believe we got attacked by whatever what you think was gonna happen.

10:26.28 Ashley I Definitely think research is good though.

10:28.45 tduval18 Leave it alone fix how about fix what we already have going on not in this case fit you know what we should research how to make sure that indigenous women aren't missing and killed at an alarming rate how to have people not fucking killing black people for knocking on a door. Like that's what we need to research and figure out how we can do better there leave the fucking ocean alone. Just why don't we fix ourselves first on on land before we keep fucking with other things.

11:01.56 Ashley I Respect that.

11:05.85 tduval18 Also it's pride month happy pride month and it was juneteenth on Monday so a lot of good things going on but now wild I just it's every the more I see about it I'm just like this is we need to leave shit alone fix. What's going on here first.

11:06.62 Ashley I Respect your thoughts.

11:27.20 Ashley Ah, earth.

11:28.87 tduval18 But was that your first time seeing blink.

11:32.48 Ashley Yeah I've never seen them before especially now that Tom is back because once he left the band I didn't listen to those albums that they released with Matt it wasn't it just wasn't for me I just wasn't interested when he left to be honest because he's like my favorite.

11:38.57 tduval18 So how home is.

11:53.34 tduval18 Yeah I don't think I don't think I did either like I I like blink when I need to but I'm not like this is gonna be controversial. But I'm not like a super fan.

11:56.64 Ashley I Really do.

12:08.17 tduval18 Like I just like them like I like passively would listen I guess.

12:12.97 Ashley Um, I mean I'm sure there are way bigger fans than I am like I'm not like hardcore dive but I I enjoyed them a lot I think they're great I remember listening to them when I was younger like it's just very like I like blink I think they're awesome. Been around forever I Just listening to them when I was younger and middle school. It's cool to see a band that you've been listening to for so long live that shit is so tight. It's like fuck man I was in my room listening to you and now I'm here this is insane.

12:28.20 tduval18 Nostalgic.

12:43.96 tduval18 Do That's how I felt with mcr like I really couldn't my brain couldn't process that I was seeing them like I can't even imagine how I would have reacted if I was actually close like you were for blink like my brain could not comprehend but what.

12:57.72 Ashley Oh my god I would have died if I was like ah that's how Maria was Maria was super fucking closed perk like him.

13:03.42 tduval18 When I that's like when I sent you those videos of Frank when I went to ls dunes like I literally my brain did not understand how the person that I've been like obsessed with since I was fifteen years old was standing not even like ten feet from me. Like my I couldn't I couldn't wrap my head around it where I was just like that's Frank like that is Frank right? there like in the flesh because I feel like and I think we've talked about this before you almost don't humanize celebrities. And you don't realize it until like you do see them in person and you're like whoa like I've always seen them I also don't know how these people just be randomly fucking seen celebrities and I need to understand like how I can be that person like I just watched a video of this girl who was like I was on a 3 hour flight with Tom Holland he just sit next to it.

13:40.11 Ashley Move here.

13:55.35 Ashley Oh my God I.

13:57.24 tduval18 She was like he was so nice. Took a picture of me I was like how because like.

14:01.97 Ashley Agreed I don't know I don't know how but I saw she's not like an a celebrity.

14:08.97 tduval18 You had you have really big opinion. You were like oh my God I and then stopped I was so confused like an a list celebrity. You mean.

14:14.96 Ashley Well because I was like I saw a celebrity I mean I guess she is a celebrity but she's not like no, she's not like an a list I don't know what her name is her name was like Betsy something but I know her I've seen her in certain roles. But the one that I specifically knew her as. She played in that Tv show ghosts the american version and she was the woman that lives in the basement I'm just like to let everybody know like who to search because I don't know her name is like Betsy something. But anyway she plays in ghosts. Her name is Betsy something.

14:40.37 tduval18 Um, I still haven't watched that.

14:51.44 Ashley She's the one that lives in the basement and she was at the Blink show I wanted to fucking say hi but I got so scared.

14:52.66 tduval18 I'm going to type it in look I'm typing it it in right now. Oh wow see that's how people probably see. That's me that was bitch. That was me um, her name is betsy so sainato. Um, and they don't have a picture of her so I'm gonna have to look anyways, um, that's how I got what we saw Taylor in 2018.

15:21.54 tduval18 When Jake and I were walking I know for a fact, we passed Paul her guitarist who has been with her since 2006 like he has been with her the entire time. So to me I'm like oh my god that's huge like that's I know and Jake was like that's probably not him and like kept walking as like I should have turned around and been like. Can I get a picture because I know it was him and I was just like whoa like you've you've been with Taylor since she was a baby like that's wild um pivot a little like a side note to it speaking of people who are baby my girls and daya. The trailer just dropped for her new movie that comes out in September and she said Jo'll go stop act like I'm just a disney character and I am not ready. Um, it's a tennis movie. Oh really, no.

16:14.61 tduval18 Where the tennis part comes in for some of this because in the first few moments of the trailer. She's making out with 2 guys and about to have sex with both a woman at the same time so I was like yes, but she.

16:21.51 Ashley Is it that how she was in euphoria like she wasn't a Disney character in that Tv show. So.

16:31.39 tduval18 She never in euphoria though I think because people like she never was overly sexualized in euphoria like a lot of characters are she wasn't like that was written into her contract I feel like people still don't see and that's also she's playing a teenager. So people still always see her as like a teenager and I was like she said now we go yoga see that I'm a grown as woman and it looks really good Jackie and I are gonna go see it I'm excited. Um I've been watching Tom Hollands new show. Also really good. I know you don't like stuff like that. But you should check it out. It's it's really good.

17:08.92 Ashley What is it about is it like a talk show or.

17:15.49 tduval18 Who Sunday is movie or top hollins show.

17:17.65 Ashley No Tom Holland

17:22.39 tduval18 It is a thriller where he plays this character Danny who in the first episode is walking behind this guy and attempts to shoot him but he gets scared and the girl Ariana shoots him and then he ends up getting arrested and he's in a psychiatric. Hospital and they're having like this Amanda cireed which you know Karen from um, mean girls she is the like detective therapist talking with him and then they're going through like.

17:45.52 Ashley Oh yeah, very good.

17:56.22 tduval18 What happened to get to this point and he like you don't know if he's a good guy. A bad guy. You're very confused about what he is and we're like 4 episodes and and Emmy Rossum who plays Fiona and shameless is also in it.

18:10.58 Ashley Oh q.

18:13.22 tduval18 Like watch the trailer. It's you have Apple Tv watch the trailer. It is really. It's really good like it's long and you have to kind of pay attention. But it's so like I I know what the ending should be because it's based off of a book and I ordered the book and then saw what the book's about now now I'm second guessing everything.

18:25.31 Ashley You see.

18:32.51 tduval18 But it's I mean I feel like people try to shit on Tom Hollins like projects that aren't Spiderman but I think he does really good in like darker aggressive roles I would love to see him in a rom com though there's like some actors that I'm like I just really want to see them in a rom com.

18:51.23 Ashley It's always weird thing. Ah a celebrity sorry am I delayed or are you delayed.

18:51.55 tduval18 And I think he would be really charming in the romcom. But I like his growth. A little bit but it's fine.

19:06.40 Ashley My bad it just like it. No I did it just like it. It sounds weird on land.

19:07.14 tduval18 Did you not hear me I said it a little bit.

19:18.76 tduval18 Yeah, virtual fix it. Um, you're go were you gonna say it's weird seeing celebrities out of like their normal role.

19:23.66 Ashley Yeah.

19:29.20 tduval18 Like Daniel Radcliffe I'm not gonna lie I do feel that because the first movie I ever watched the woman in black with Daniel Radcliffe I was like my brain can't comprehend that that's not Harry Potter think us like that's that's that's Harry Harry what are you doing here.

19:48.29 tduval18 Harold.

19:48.38 Ashley That's weird harold.

19:56.46 tduval18 He's still torin. You know your man still torin.

19:59.17 Ashley He's out of control I see that he's gone all this like that isn't insane I don't know how.

20:04.67 tduval18 He's he's still touring like but like I was watching this video of him the other day I don't either like he has to be so fucking tired like I do not understand.

20:13.50 Ashley I Want to have these goings.

20:20.45 tduval18 I saw a video the other day where he paused the show. So this pregnant woman could go to the bathroom. He's like you go take a we I'll just make a little intermission here and was like talking to people until she came back and I was like I would faint I would faint if Harry like generally looked me in my soul and was like. You go to the bathroom I'll make it intermission on my show and like wait it for me I think I would pass away.

20:40.85 Ashley How did he know that she had to pee. Yeah.

20:47.52 tduval18 So she was pregnant and he was talking to her I guess because he noticed and she was like in a front row and he had asked her I guess because you know people always are like when there people are pregnant. They always have to pee he had asked her like you have to pee and she was like yeah and he's like well we'll just wait and it was.

21:05.23 Ashley That is what a guy I tell you what a guy good fella. He is.

21:06.14 tduval18 You I'm assuming he's something else like and he seems so like he doesn't seem. He doesn't seem burnt I'm sure he is burnt out but he doesn't seem like it when he's. Like on his show like he seems really happy and like excite it and there for his fans I just don't understand how he's been touring for like 600 years at this point it's taking me out.

21:32.38 Ashley And how no mommy needs to just like take a little bit. Take take a breather chill out relax. Just congra.

21:43.10 tduval18 My new favorite thing is people who've went to Taylor's show is show like go to New York in between and like hang out with some of her friends and they're like Taylor you need to rest like and I was like for real though that show. Doing 3 nights back to back to back of a three and a half hour show is insane to me and like I would be dead so I'm like I'll see her out I'm like you know what girls do your best but like I would be sleeping those four business days five business days in between I'd be sleeping.

22:14.33 Ashley I mean for real though like that's a long time to perform 3 hours or three and a half that's a long time.

22:19.30 tduval18 You want to catch me. yeah yeah I can't believe it's been a month since I saw her and I'm like I want to go again like I would 100% go again um in a heartbeat.

22:33.91 Ashley Does she have like intermission or she just kept going.

22:37.24 tduval18 And what else was I to tell you oh this is she pretty much goes like the whole like she's only offstage someone calculated it for like her outfit changes that of the it's 3 hours and 10 minute show she's only off stage 10 minutes

22:52.80 Ashley Damn life is crazy.

22:54.79 tduval18 Like for all of her outfit changes which is insane when you really think about it like they they really fucking have her like you are changing that's wild like I'm like I if I have to change because I'm going somewhere and I'm like rushing I fall out of my pant leg I can't hurt on like.

23:03.62 Ashley A.

23:09.74 Ashley Of belin.

23:12.60 tduval18 I might have 1 eyelash on like I would not be able to do that that quick like a minute change it I would fucking destroy everything.

23:26.90 Ashley That's crazy.

23:30.27 tduval18 Cool. Um I wanted to ask you before you tell me about your dream. What do you consider condiments like what do you? What would you say are like 10 condiments.

23:41.79 Ashley Like catchup Mustard Ten Oh my God Um, what.

23:48.10 tduval18 Do you consider you consider like hot sauce a condiment.

23:54.95 Ashley I Think so right I'm scared what's the right answer this a.

23:59.24 tduval18 Yeah I there isn't a right answer I was just thinking about this the other night and I was like I wonder what people consider condiments because I technically to me I don't know the actual answer of this I might have to Google it I think of condiments are anything that you can put on like. Ah, food like to me sour cream is also still a condiment like you can put that on top of something or have inside right? like sauce it we have sauce would be a condiment barbecue sauce like.

24:22.26 Ashley Um, I think so too no any sauce as a condiment.

24:37.38 tduval18 Salad dressings like I think all of those are condiments I don't don't ask me why I was thinking of this last night but then I was like I wonder if Ashley thinks the same way that I do like I consider all of them condiments. But I was like I wonder if there's people out here that are like no only condiments are ketchup mustard and like mayonnaise and relish like stuff that you could put like on a burger because you know America thinks were the only ones that. Ah, condiments tar that was delightful.

24:57.98 Ashley So a condiment is a substance such as Salt or ketchup that is used to add flavor to food.

25:07.39 tduval18 Okay, so we're not wrong. We're right.

25:09.89 Ashley You know like this ah anything that adds flavor as a condiment.

25:16.13 tduval18 Okay, respect I respect that I'm here for it that was all I just things are my late night those are my late night thoughts and that was my thought.

25:19.70 Ashley Moving a.

25:26.74 Ashley I Don't even know what I think about I think about that's crazy I know have I don't have fault.

25:37.90 tduval18 Do if I ever talked about everything like when I tell you for some reason my brain at night just starts going into like overdrive. Um, that's part of the reason why I like reading before bed because it like shuts it down a little bit but I. Like if I meet a notebook next to my bed and would write down all the random shit that I think we should talk about like it would be insane because it sometimes it's just like random as fuck and I don't know why I'm like we should talk about that on a podcast. No Rhyme. No reason.

26:04.78 Ashley Maybe you should do that. Maybe you just put a thought or a notebook.

26:10.51 tduval18 It just start of my handy Dandy Notebook oh pitch again before you go to your dream before you get your dream like 2 things 2 things. First of all I got my famous bowl. Loved it.

26:14.99 Ashley Yes.

26:29.69 tduval18 However, it had 4 fucking pieces of popcorn chicken you and I remember when them bitches came out and it was loaded with fucking popcorn chicken offensive criminally offensive second.

26:39.65 Ashley How much was it.

26:46.62 Ashley Okay, its $7 for 4 pieces of chicken and mashed potatoes.

26:47.20 tduval18 It's only seven bucks I was actually surprised by that I feel like it was cheaper back in the day but like seven bucks wasn't bad and cheese and corn and gravy. It was still really good I'm not hating it was good.

26:57.82 Ashley Okay, well 4 pieces like and I'm sure I mean I'm a little hating if there was only 4 pieces.

27:06.10 tduval18 Yeah I mean I it was really only four I counted it because I'm sick with the fuck because I remember like I haven't gotten that in years but I remember when they first came out and we would get them like they were loaded like Kfc didn't come to play. My other thing is I personally.

27:17.36 Ashley Remember.

27:25.30 tduval18 And I'm not trying to judge I just personally don't understand when people don't eat and what I mean by that is like my boss today we were in my one on one it's two o'clock it's two o'clock and homeboy was like yeah. Eaten today and I was like what I've eaten like 8 snacks my lunch like what and he's like yeah I'll just be fine until we get off. We get off at 5 no sir I you couldn't catch me no and then the girl the one recruiter. Said the same thing and I ended up giving her. She's like I am kind of hungry and I ended up giving her one of my snacks as I was like I feel like you need to eat like I'm very concerned that you have not eaten all day that can't be good for you.

28:09.78 Ashley Okay, and whenever somebody like you or me I don't want to judge or anything but like there's always,, there's always form of Judgment. Because.

28:30.22 tduval18 Facts I more judge it? Well yes I'm judging it from a place of concern because I feel like my body at least I could not go that long without food like genuinely could not go that long without food.

28:44.10 Ashley Hell no my fat ass could never.

28:49.34 tduval18 Like I am doing more of like smaller portions now of like I'll eat like every 2 to 3 hours but it's like a smaller thing or a snack thing but like I could not not eat for like 8 hours and be like yeah cool Google like it. Just does it work like I feel like I would get sick I don't know hes just me. It just stressed me out because you know how I'm like the mom of the group like do with snacks guys I have snacks.

29:13.50 Ashley I Feel like I would too like I have to like I know if I don't and that's great.

29:24.44 Ashley Why is it that like what kind Tris kits are so fucking. Good.

29:25.36 tduval18 Which just reminded me I'm pretty sure I bought triskets that I never ate I Wonder if they expired.

29:38.39 tduval18 Honestly I don't remember what kind that's the crazy part. But I I know I bought two boxes and I took one to work and I don't know what happened Jake probably ate them that you know what? why am I acting like I don't know Jake probably ate those.

29:47.77 Ashley Hello. So.

29:53.59 tduval18 Because you know I'm sure Kevin does this to you like sometimes you'll buy something and you haven't eaten it yet. But like you get it in your head you're like oh I have this and then you go and it's gone and you're like that is the most disappointing moment of my life. That happens all the time where I'm like oh I bought this and I'm so excited and I think it's something I don't know why in 10 years I'm always like oh it's gonna be something Jake does it like but I like and like 9 times out of 10 he does like it and then he eats it and he's like oh well I thought there were both of us and I was like well they are they are.

30:09.24 Ashley Yeah, yeah.

30:24.51 tduval18 But like they weren't.

30:26.22 Ashley So this is where Jake and I are similar again is I'm usually the one that eats everything in the house.

30:38.50 Ashley Like if I know specifically he really wants to eat it I won't what did Kevin do the other day Kevin was doing something and I was like I was like this is oh my god I said that like that is so javanda.

30:40.83 tduval18 Um, me and Kevin are out here.

30:45.54 tduval18 Me Cabinet are out here ruggling.

30:56.88 Ashley What the fuck was he doing Oh my God I'll think about it in the middle of the night and then I'll text you.

31:00.70 tduval18 I Love how we just married I Love how we just married each other in male form. That's how you do it guys just marry your best friend and whatever gender Binary You think because that.

31:07.63 Ashley Literally.

31:18.60 tduval18 That is like I feel like Kevin and I would annoy the fuck out of each other if we lived together for too long and I think you would Jake would make each other crazy. Yeah, actually you and Jake are both very like chill. Yeah I feel like you guys would just be like going about your lives.

31:21.81 Ashley Um, life is crazy.

31:27.74 Ashley I Feel it got to be fine.

31:38.47 tduval18 Kevin and I would be like get in each other shit like we both be trying to cook and be trying to control shit if like we would just be anoining the shit out of each other you and Jake would just be like do you, you would order food tonight. Sure cool.

31:45.39 Ashley That I agree with 1%

31:52.93 tduval18 Yeah, but just be such like you know how they do wife swap. We would do it like the Ke It would be like dead after a few days from arguing and you would take wouldn't be like it's been cool. We could do this again. What enough.

32:05.56 Ashley I Tried a lot of new foods I've never tried before lots Lots of new food places. Oh my God speaking of I tried tie tie tea ice cream. Oh my fucking God that is so good.

32:12.34 tduval18 And.

32:23.29 tduval18 It sounds good.

32:24.14 Ashley L A had some crazy shit Dude it was so good. It just it's it's like ice cream that tastes like tea but it's not like super sweet but it it just I felt I know it probably wasn't I just made me feel so healthy like eating this tea.

32:28.77 tduval18 Um, it's.

32:42.86 Ashley It was so good. Would recommend again.

32:47.98 tduval18 I really not healthy. Mine's not healthy, um, 2 things actually 1 they have a new like it's not new, but it came back a five layer giloti where you can pick like your multiple layers for your giloti at Ritas and I really want to do it but just do my basic shit and get 5 layers of it. Um, but I keep seeing each week like the new cookie for crumble and now that there's one here I really want to just go and get some.

33:18.74 tduval18 I forgot let me see what the flavors are this week

33:20.54 Ashley Um, they're Hellle rich.

33:24.75 Ashley No, that crumble cook is so bomb. But like it's rich even for me sometimes like I feel like I got to cut it in half eat half and then eat the other half later which is I don't usually do that.

33:26.54 tduval18 I'm not saying I'm gonna eat them all at the same time though.

33:37.38 tduval18 Um, oh it's a mist.

33:40.79 tduval18 Oh so there their line up this week is chocolate cookies and cream a rich chocolate cookie slammed with cookies and cream pieces and then studd it with creamy white chips. Read the old bitch I am going to have to go. Red velvet cupcake a red velvet cookie top of the swired deliciousious vanilla cream cheese frosting and a sprinkle of crumbly red velvet cookie crumbs waffle better than Sunday morning breakfast a waffle cookie topped with a dollop of butter cream frosting serve with a side of maple syrup fried ice cream.

34:03.68 Ashley 1

34:16.16 tduval18 The country fair called a delicious cinnamon cookie with a smooth white chocolate butter cream and a fried ice cream Scrudal mystery cookie. So it's just mystery cookie and then they're classic pink sugar and milk chocolate. Yes, yeah I think you would have to say um.

34:25.32 Ashley That's that's dangerous for those allergy people in.

34:35.96 tduval18 This fried ice cream. 1 looks really good. Okay, well I'll let you guys know next week if I it I I'm gonna get all like I'm gonna do the whole mystery thing. Um.

34:37.80 Ashley That what you're getting.

34:49.11 tduval18 Yeah I think I'm gonna go get them this weekend I'm really mad because two weeks ago they had a fucking lemon cookie and you know me and lemon I was like wow I'm really fucking disap point that I didn't go so i'mma have to go maybe I'll go after work tomorrow.

34:56.54 Ashley E.

35:07.18 Ashley I'm sorry for your loved.

35:09.90 tduval18 That's a good idea. Ah oh never mind I Thought that said it was a butter can what? But how I read that it says cookie butter. Yeah.

35:20.11 Ashley That's what the fuck it was. That's what it was no side note Kevin got butter and ice cream. He's like because he's been one ice cream like I got I got. He's like so excited. He's Dancing. He's like I got ice cream and you can't eat it I was like oh what is it? He's like. Butter pe can and I'm like ah okay, even if I did like that's not what the fuck I was gonna eat and that's what it was I was like that shit is just like givana because that's her fucking favorite like you you not have to hear me you you not have to worry about me.

35:41.77 tduval18 Um, yeah.

35:51.83 tduval18 It's so good. It's like you know what? I'm putting that on our grocery list I'm going to get butter can ice cream because it is. It's just so good. It's good I fucking Love it so much.

36:00.65 Ashley I'm sure.

36:08.57 tduval18 Because it's like rich but it's not too rich like I used to love cookies and cream. But now that's like too sweet for me.

36:20.76 Ashley Maybe it's just because I have never I never had it but when I think of ice cream. That's not what I would think of what good ice cream is but we don't know that.

36:33.77 tduval18 Well, it also could probably kill you so that's probably we don't know that we should get you tested. We should. We should get you tested for that. Um I was watching this video where this mom.

36:39.11 Ashley I've never had a pecan.

36:48.20 tduval18 Because you know how like kids they say not to introduce them to like peanut butter until they're at least like a year or two they were introducing their kid to peanut butter because allergies. Yeah, like they and it's dangerous for like a baby baby to go and it's dangerous for anyone but like for a baby any parents out there please correct me but I know that it's like I think it's like a year

36:50.60 Ashley No, why are Warriors allergies.

37:06.47 Ashley Her.

37:07.37 tduval18 To 2 but like you don't but they were letting their baby. Try it for the first time they parked outside of the hospital emergency room and I was like that's actually really smart because like let's say they were allergic and had a reaction. You'd be right there.

37:23.69 Ashley Oh yeah, that's true. Maybe I should do that super that is more.

37:27.36 tduval18 Ah, Michael Bast would have been like right? Michael asked would have been like how far is it for the like I wouldn't have thought of that I was like that's actually a really smart plan because I have to imagine like especially as a parent your kid trying something and then having them like a reaction. You don't know like. At home. Be so terrifying I mean I know I'm not a parent but I'm your best friend and when I called you from school and you weren't answering because you were a hospital because you was died because of coconut I was terrified so I can only imagine pe a fucking burie it and be it like I could just try this.

38:03.16 Ashley He beat.

38:03.96 tduval18 Eat.

38:08.33 Ashley Well.

38:16.14 Ashley I Do want to test my almond theory though I Really think I can eat almonds. But I don't know for sure. But I think I do I think I can.

38:29.92 tduval18 Got the emergency room and that way however, happens or just like wait till when you're here again and we'll go together.

38:35.77 Ashley It just sucks have you ever had an allergic reaction. It just like a such a sucky thing to have obviously is not the best.

38:43.76 tduval18 Not to food only to pollen and ragweed and mine's really like my skin. It's like pump. Yeah, so like I couldn't I couldn't imagine what it be like for food like that actually probably would terrify me like I from everything you've described I don't think I would handle that well.

39:03.20 Ashley Life sucks.

39:14.14 Ashley Given Earth Nothing I Just yawned. Oh oh oh oh I don't know.

39:14.23 tduval18 What did you say.

39:20.48 tduval18 Oh so tell me about this dream that you said you weren't going to tell me about until we were on the pod.

39:28.19 Ashley Why I Waited. It's not even that big of a deal like I just had a dream that you and I were at a veterinary hospital dolores was with us and there wasn't like a door to the Hospital. It was just like the whole wall was like the entrance. And like you were just walking it I was just like a open and I remember like looking out like we were for some reason it was I don't know how to describe it as like we were have you ever been to like a la in the mountains and you look over. And it's like all that like all the cities below you So That's where it was At. That's the location. So I'm looking over looking into like the city and then like in the Horizon is just like this big.

40:06.86 tduval18 Yes, with you.

40:20.13 Ashley Fireball or whatever. It's like a big explosion and I could see it coming towards us and in in my dream we're hugging each other and I'm telling you I'm like I Love you.? You're my best friend I Just I Love you so much and because I thought we were going to die and this thing rushes over us. And it knocks everything down wipes shit out but we're alive and when we get up dolores isn't alive. She is deceased I'm having a panic attack and then we get a car.

40:50.39 tduval18 Ah.

40:54.41 Ashley And since I'm in the veterinary hospital I'm like stealing so much shit like I remember I was trying to grab this um ah generator that they have it was like ah it's like a little small generator that we have in case. Ah our power goes out but it was in my dream at this hospital. And like we're just taking little shit here and there packing it it up in this car that we have found and that was really much that was pretty much it. It was just like the world ended and we're just out here trying to survive.

41:28.48 tduval18 Would we really try to first of all my condolences for you having to lose dolores in your dream because I'm sure that was hard. Um, second would you and I really be trying to survive.

41:32.44 Ashley It was horrendous. What do you think we would do get off the mountain.

41:47.52 Ashley You cry you would cry just like a little bit like at least give it a couple days the you would just straight like oh let's just let's just see what this happened. Let's see what happens. Let's fuck around and see what happens.

41:47.69 tduval18 Yes, bitch I Feel like we'd be like ah like let's go together. We ah.

42:04.71 tduval18 No a few years ago. Yes, me now. No I don't want to fuck around and find out what happens you want to know the last time I fucked around and find out what happened we were in lockdown for like 2 years I don't want to I'm fine I'm okay like.

42:16.47 Ashley But that wasn't even that bad like it was lockdown. We'd all just stayed in the house that was fine.

42:25.15 tduval18 You know I mean I like the stay in the house part but you know like ah millions of people that died part not great, not great and being like super anxious that I was going to die because if I came in contact with it. Not great like I didn't need that time. Um, now I I'm good like I don't want to find out.

42:40.20 Ashley I'm just saying we could probably get through it.

42:42.22 tduval18 Like I might be great, not bitch. You can't even breathe half the time. How are you get or see for that matter.

42:49.40 Ashley That's why I would feel trying I a I was still try. That's not like I'll give it a couple days see what happens I I would.

42:57.80 tduval18 You're like I might have it as but that but we out here Yo What? no I don't want to survive.

43:07.10 Ashley I Don't want to survive now but I would still try I would I would give it a whirl.

43:16.15 tduval18 I'd be like you know what I lived a full life. It's fine like it's cool if I believe in reincarnation I'll be reincarnated to something. It's fine I'm good.

43:29.79 tduval18 I'm talking a lot of shit because who knows like my fight or my fight or flight might kick in and I'm probably I'm more of like a fight person. So I probably would try to survive but like I'm cool.

43:42.74 Ashley I Feel like you would do green.

43:45.25 tduval18 You know I take it back I'm going to have to try to survive so I can shave my head since I've always said that I've always said that.

43:48.40 Ashley You did you have you have always said that.

43:53.17 tduval18 Have always said that like I've been really secure in that that I would try to shave my head all well only for a zombie apocalypse like natural disaster apocalypse like I'll probably cut it short but like not all the way off, but like Zombie apocalypse I'm for sure cutting all my hair off. I Want them to grab that shit.

44:17.18 tduval18 I Just always think about how fucking terrible it is to be a woman in ah apocalypse because we already have a struggle getting feminine hygiene products now like I can only imagine.

44:17.77 Ashley Later with reason.

44:26.39 Ashley I Will just begin that too. Yeah, fuck it disgusting. Oh super gross iss.

44:35.54 tduval18 Just that's that's literally what comes to mind every single time they're like apocalypse that's legit. What comes to my mind every time.

44:52.80 Ashley Yeah, that's gross. You know, maybe maybe and bit.

44:54.24 tduval18 Like I know that can't be healthy that that's the first but say yeah, you're like well that job doesn't sound so terrible I dont know oh my god so you probably don't know who it is but be Rea.

45:03.24 Ashley 4

45:12.34 tduval18 A singer she was at a concert in New York city I'm gonna to see if I can find the video to send it to you and a person threw their phone at her and it hit her in the face. So imagine like your phone fall on your face and how much that hurts.

45:29.19 Ashley Like no fucking way from phone I Don't think they threw it out her to hurt her. They probably threw it at her to have her record.

45:32.40 tduval18 They threw their fucking phone and hit her in the eye and she had to get 3 stches. They ended up getting a risk and I because they were like I thought it'd be funny. That's not fucking funny I yeah.

45:48.45 Ashley Because that's what who shows do they like I take my phone and record yourself or like record us or you know what that was intentional.

45:51.12 tduval18 No girl like hold on I'm gonna send you the video right now this this was at her like the way it was no he said it was he was like I thought it be funny and it like she ended up I just sent it on Instagram like having to get stitches her eyes all bruised like. And you could tell when it hit her like you know that shit hurt like that's insane to me what this also goes to. We talked about this with Harold before stop throwing shit at performers when they're on stage. Like it is dangerous because you have to think about like anything you throw is going to be most of the time unless it's something like light like the people who threw fucking skittles at Harry and it hit him in his eye like don't throw shit at performers on their stage like I think that's so fucked up because you don't know if that is going to land a certain way and hit them or.

46:39.88 Ashley Now with me.

46:45.42 tduval18 Something's going to happen slip on the stage like I wouldn't throw anything.

46:46.60 Ashley What is like why would you throw skittle. That's the dumbest shit to throw.

46:54.70 tduval18 Yeah, but they threw Skittles in one hit Harry and I it was like we're all rough. Like stop throwing shit and you're ruining it for everyone else. That's the part that also pisses me off. It's like when people do dumb shit like this it changes the game for like everyone else and like celebrities are going to push their barricades back even more like and shit like that and I wouldn't blame them.

47:17.72 Ashley Um, and.

47:20.36 tduval18 Because like like is someone hit me in the fucking face with a phone. What bitch no because like I just thought it.

47:27.13 Ashley A unit. But if they push back the barricades as they made her make those pick. It's cheaper.

47:38.27 tduval18 Well her tickets are only like twenty bucks to begin with like she tries to make her tickets very affordable. So I'm like that's even more fucked up because I would be like you know what? Nah yeah, she's pretty like she's been in songs like she's had quite a few like hits.

47:45.53 Ashley Um, she like came and so she's just some money.

47:56.21 tduval18 On the radio and stuff and she was in the um song. Oh my god what is his name. It's the g easy song. But the who it's just me myself and I that's her like on it. It wasn't Britney Spears like everyone thought it was but she also just seems like a really sweet person and people are like always bullying her and it makes me sad I like they bullied her for gaining weight like they're not very nice to her and I think she's gorgeous.

48:19.24 Ashley Ah.

48:22.57 Ashley Some people talk.

48:36.69 Ashley What's her name. We look girl.

48:36.89 tduval18 I mean a lot of people suck Beb Reia hi I'm so sorry that was really weirdde of me ya my little head off because I was your name.

48:47.68 Ashley Y. Well, it's late or you are let's not yawning is not rude. Oh that sounds fantastic.

48:56.74 tduval18 Was rude and it's been raining all day so you're been humble in the middle of the talk it. It is because my Ma Bo up Anyways I mean yeah if you don't have to actually go to work.

49:12.46 Ashley And.

49:13.89 tduval18 Like if I was just home doing it I'd be happy the greatest time of my life but I had to go to work and I was like I just want to be home like reading a book. I mean who am I kidding I Always just want to be home reading a book. That's that's pretty accurate.

49:37.16 Ashley Lang. What do you want she all in my face Han lang.

49:40.61 tduval18 She just went to Ta choose Wants Ta That's my song for you trademark for when I get famous for it. You're welcome.

49:54.33 Ashley Lang looked it.

50:01.25 tduval18 Oh what else was I going to tell you oh if you were you you Jesus Christ our pit in our peak remember Rachel as so we should do the pit in the pe again I know we were talking about it in the you really don't.

50:07.70 Ashley Who oh my god we haven't done that in like years. Love it.

50:21.18 tduval18 You We were literally talk about this in the podcast group you skim.

50:22.95 Ashley No I don't know why but I thought she was talking about something else. No no I read it correctly I just didn't process it correctly.

50:38.56 Ashley Laying.

50:40.30 tduval18 Okay, so you go first these.

50:47.00 Ashley My peak this week was in my pit. Um I have well how many pits can we have I'm gonna have 2

50:47.46 tduval18 Do your pit then your peak. No do him opposite Dom opposite so you end on a high. Yeah.

51:01.00 tduval18 1 okay, 2 is fine.

51:03.13 Ashley It I was gonna say too. So the first one was I got a flat tire at one thirty in the morning on the endstate in a that fucking sucked. My second pit is I got told that I look old. And then my peak is Craig Owens posted me on his Instagram not as a story but as an actual like part of his post because we're fucking friends.

51:22.57 tduval18 A group edit.

51:36.73 tduval18 You're fucking famous dude. That's you're fucking famous like that's legit. You are fucking famous. That's a great peek. Um my pit.

51:59.30 tduval18 I actually don't have I take a back my bit has just been going in the office this week because of my peak because my peak I had a three day weekend and that was really nice and I got to really detox from life and made me not want to go back to life. But. I just want to stay at my house and rewatch criminal minds and like sit on my couch and might have a pop symbol after this? Um, but yeah I think your peak beats my peak but we're not in competition because.

52:21.30 Ashley Nice How you.

52:33.98 tduval18 We root for everyone and everyone has their crowns.

52:35.35 Ashley But if we had to choose I would win because I'm fucking stoked over that that shit is crazy.

52:43.37 tduval18 But if we had to choose you would win because you're fucking famous like Wow don't forget me now that you're famous like remember me when um.

52:50.50 Ashley Oh no, you'll you'll come with me on the rise up. Did you know real quick. Did you know Greg Owen work with Dr Dra and they wrote songs for artists.

52:57.55 tduval18 Oh forget I could be your sister.

53:08.27 tduval18 I don't know why the reason you said Dr Dray just threw me off I really don't know why? Um, but no, that's pretty cool I think a lot of I feel like people don't pay attention to a lot of rappers are producers who work with like different genres. Like I think that's a little bit more common but people don't realize that. In my opinion did I lose you? Oh no there you go.

53:35.36 Ashley Especially Craig my man to got. He's got some lyrics.

53:48.47 tduval18 Well, that is the wrap up of this week we're gonna do better and next week we'll be having them. Um, tell us what you want to hear and let us know if you're liking that this and that and the fun fact Fridays because. It was really fun for me and actually to come up with some fun facts about us. So oh but also to everyone who voted that neither of us had to take 1 we. Both have big ones. So ah, just let you know No no one voted for me.

54:13.82 Ashley No This some people did vote for you. No No vote. No one voted for me. No nobody voted for me part usual, but no, nobody voted for me that they people voted either you or neither.

54:23.65 tduval18 But 1 person voted for you having 1

54:39.32 tduval18 No, we both have one so and that's also going to be some random ones that might be that both of us have or neither of us have so pay attention to the stories to get your key. Um.

54:48.10 Ashley And really.

54:51.86 tduval18 I'm gonna sign off now because I'm gonna yawn again and I really want to go way on my couch and watch an episode of criminal minds before I go up to bed um to read and it's been real. It's rainy gloomy here. It's probably sunny where Ashley's at and we love you guys see you next week.

55:07.65 Ashley Let's just discuss here. B.

55:11.73 tduval18 May.