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Speaker: [00:00:00] Hello everyone, and welcome to the Mr. Pick Me in the Man Hater Show. I'm your host Reagan, AKA, the man hater, even though I don't hate men, and this is, don't turn off your camera.

Speaker 2: I am JustCo, also known as Mr. Pick Me, but I've already been picked.

Speaker: Why would you do that? You hadn't said

Speaker 2: a word. Nobody would've known.

This is an audio podcast.

Speaker: Oh, so I just have to take your bad behavior.

Speaker 2: There was no bad behavior. I clicked the button. That was actually an accident.

Speaker: What is wrong with you?

Speaker 2: You asked me that so much that I'm starting to have. Doubts about myself as a human being.

Speaker: Anyways, friends, welcome back to our show.

We're barely hanging on here. It's about to get so much worse because of the topic of the day.

Speaker 2: I to love like a cowboy.

Speaker 3: You want bad advice, man. I'll give it out. Glad I got. Some good advice for you. No, you don't.

Speaker 2: I know [00:01:00] you don't. I got some good advice for

Speaker 4: you. No, you don't. I know you don't.

Speaker: So Checo also friends. Just so you know if the energy is weird in this episode, right? My internet went out and I think we're cursed by the man that we will be talking about

Speaker 2: the case of the cursed cowboy themes that we already did.

Theme songs, sir.

Speaker: He is gonna chase us. Ooh, literally friends. Literally just wait for it. Okay, so just some context. Jessica sends me this creepy video and he says, Hey, I wanna watch you watch this video. That's so creepy.

Speaker 2: I did, those were the words. I said I can't deny that. But it was, was I wrong? I wa Was I wrong for wanting to see your reaction?

Speaker: I mean, I actually screamed, like I was very horrified. So let's like paint the picture for them.

Speaker 5: Okay.

Speaker: I'll, I'll tell them from my perspective. [00:02:00] Tesco's gonna try and be nice. I don't know that I will. So we have a middle aged to a little bit older gentleman. It's hard to tell cow gentlemen. Cow gentleman, he's got a hat on

Speaker 5: cowboy hat.

Speaker: Do you wanna correct me anymore? My God. So he's got his little cowboy hat. He's got a bright blue button down. There's something about the closeness of him to the camera that even though it's through a screen, I feel like he's invading my personal space.

Speaker 4: Yeah, I

Speaker: don't, I don't know how, but it just is. And then again, as lots of these men do, he is giving the most intense eye contact.

Speaker 2: So here, here's what my, my defense of, of this guy, even though I'm the one that brought him up, that we should talk about him, is that, so I, I, I don't know if this is recorded or not before the internet went out, but I, uh, I have like, my, my, my algorithm on inter Instagram shows me I. The wildest stuff. I have no idea.

'cause, because this is, everyone tags me in horrible videos all the time. They [00:03:00] send me dating coach videos, I send them to myself and save them. So the algorithm's like, oh, this guy wants, he loves horrible men, he loves horrible guys. Like this is, this is great. Let's send him Pearl and all the other, the sheriff.

Yeah, that's. This is this guy, this is the sheriff. Mm-hmm. Um, and so I saw him and I was just as someone who was fascinated by interesting people. Oh, he was captivated. I was, I watched every single video. This guy has a lot of videos. My God, like for hour. I was watching his videos, engaging in his comment sections, and I don't engaging or lurking.

I was lurking. Okay. I guess I wasn't writing anything. Yeah, I might've, I might've commented here or there, but I didn't wanna get on his radar necessarily. Um, 'cause you'll see why, what if I go show up at his door and he does? Yeah. But here's the thing. Mm-hmm. I don't think he is in the same category as like the dating coaches or an affair because he is giving dating advice.

He's giving a relationship, uh, relationship advice. Okay. [00:04:00] I, I genuinely believe that he believes. Mm-hmm. This is great advice.

Speaker: I, I feel like. We may have a difference of opinion for many reasons, but part of it is you would be getting the advice to do the thing he's saying. Right. And I would be the person receiving said behavior.

Speaker 2: Right, right. And

Speaker: as the receiver, this is terrifying.

Speaker 2: Yes. And I, that, um, that I will, I'm not, I'm not saying he's giving good advice. This is the definition of our theme song. All right. This is like why the theme song exists is the, this type of video. All right. My point is just that I don't think he is th like, I think most of the guys we respond to know what the fuck they're doing.

Yeah, sure. Right? Sure. They are. There is malice in, in their intent, whereas I genuinely believe that this guy believes, he's like, this is how you have a happy marriage.

Speaker: Here's the thing though, I. [00:05:00] He Checo believes that this is coming from a happily married man giving marriage advice. Also Jessica's eating Doritos.

Uh, to me, a man is not making eye contact like that with another man. Uh, if he's happily married, I feel as if, and he's talking to other men. I feel as if he is trying to be seductive and sexy to women with this advice because I, I know I'm not a man, I'm not a straight man. Um, I do like

Speaker 2: women. What? I do like women.

So I'm, I thought that's who I was doing a podcast with my buddy. What? Ronald Reagan.

Speaker: No, but my point is like, it's the same thing as feminist supposed feminist men who make content like shirtless. You're like, okay,

Speaker 2: he has a shirtless video, by the way. No, he

Speaker: doesn't. Don't show me that. No. But the point is, he is really laying it on thick here.

It's not, he's like has bedroom [00:06:00] eyes, um, or like, I don't know, back stabilize in his case, because. I don't know where, I don't know where he likes to get down, but, um, let's just play the first video. Alright. Let's just go with it. Let's go with it. I'm gonna try not to scream again because I have a microphone.

I don't wanna do it. I I really don't wanna watch it again.

Speaker 2: Just close your, just close your eyes.

Speaker: No, it's with your eyes closed because he sounds like the joker. Okay, good. So it's gonna sound like the joker, but you need to see the cowboy as you listen to this. And if you're watching on YouTube, you'll obviously see him.

Speaker 3: Next time you're anticipating her walking through the front door, stand there. Wait for the door to start to open. Just grab the door as that's opening, then reach around and grab her arm and pull her in. Shut the door. Place her up against the door. Place your hand around the back of her neck. Lean in and just smell her.

Smell and just tell her I've been waiting for you to go. [00:07:00]

Speaker: Okay. I need to point out that this video begins with an eyebrow raise. Okay. That's what I need you to know, is that he's looking into your soul and a subtle eyebrow raise before he is, like, next time your woman comes home,

Speaker 2: I do worry that some of the nuance of this is gonna be lost to the audio only listeners.

If you ever watch a single episode of ours, I would recommend watching this one on YouTube. Yeah. To

Speaker: get the guy,

Speaker 2: because it, it is, it's, it's also this particular video. He's slowly getting close, closer, and closer to the camera as he's doing it.

Speaker: And he's using our hand gestures and you could, you can feel, it's almost like you can feel him trying to pull you in close.

No, sir. No, and I just, I don't like, I, I, I have never been attracted to the idea of a man forcefully stopping you from like shutting a door.

Speaker 5: Right.

Speaker: That doesn't expire. Like, uh, romantic feelings for me [00:08:00] that inspires the urge to fight a man.

Speaker 2: Let's do a hard, uh, disagree. I mean, I agree with you. Hard disagree with him.

That it's a good idea to shock somebody, the, uh, uh, like a woman in your life by grabbing her and pulling her through the door. Like it, like it, it's, there's, there's a difference between that. This is like, 'cause he is giving this advice to just random men. Yes. Right. There's a difference between, I know that my partner likes this play.

Right. This type of thing that we do. Yeah. And I am, I am engaging with consent in this type of thing that she likes. That's different. 'cause I, I like, like I said, and this is where, 'cause she's made appearances in his videos, uh, as well. Oh Jesus. Um. Where, where, and so like I, there is a woman that exists.

It's not like this is just a random guy alone on a ranch. Um, and he talks about her like, like with genuine love, like he loves his wife. Okay. Um, and so that, that's where, that's where I'm kind of in that weird in-between place, I think. Because I do think that he, [00:09:00] because of the fact that in his relationship, this is something.

At least she tells him is good advice.

Speaker: Again, again, to me it's like why are we seducing the viewer then? Because he is not saying it like a how to. It's like, no, you're right. It is like up. And then he's like showing you with his hands, like almost like he's pinning you against the wall. I'm like, Uhuh today.

Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't need to see. I didn't need to experience your wife's POV. No. Can I read some of my favorite comments?

Speaker 4: Oh, Jesus

Speaker 2: Christ. Go for it. Great. Now Pizza Hut won't deliver to my house anymore. When I tried to the, when I tried this on one of the Jehovah's Witnesses, and they came to my door, like you said, and now I'm typing this comment from my burner in a jail cell.

What the heck, man? Oh God. Do I strictly use this move on my wife? Or is it for anyone that happens to venture near my door? Elderly neighbors, Amazon drivers, early twenties, solar salesmen,

Speaker: you know that? No. You know, they're on the, [00:10:00] uh, those little, what are those scooters called? Like wait, hoverboards? Yeah.

Yeah. Those hover boarders. Oh God.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, instruction's unclear. My Uber Eats driver just pepper sprayed me.

Speaker: That's a thing though. Like, God, we need more context here. Like, not, I, I just don't wanna be pulled through a door by any like that. Like why?

Speaker 2: No, I know. And that's why I said it crosses the line's like, fellas, this is gonna drive your lady wild.

Speaker: Hey fellas, I have the

Speaker 2: best advice,

Speaker: but I'm gonna make you uncomfortable as I give it. I'm

Speaker 2: doing it here. Here. Pretend you're my, pretend you're my wife. Here, kiss me. Kiss me real quick. Just gimme a kiss. Let me show you how my wife likes being kissed. Frank. Frank, just gimme a frank.

Speaker: This is the first video where I have felt.

Like I am literally there. Like the, the discomfort is so real, but this is not the, not the weirdest advice he gives.

Speaker 2: I watched that video at [00:11:00] least 25 times in a row.

Speaker: I watched it twice, both against my

Speaker 2: will. I was studying the master at work.

Speaker: Don't you do that to your wife? I, I will fight you. No, God no.

Speaker 2: I won't ever do that to any woman ever.

Speaker: This this is a rabbit hole. Truly. Because if you think that's a weird way. Of engaging with your partner. I will show you the next one. And I want to point out also, this man has a goatee mustache thing going on. Mm-hmm. Uh, it's the still is him with his hands out, like by his pelvis as if he's about to thrust.

I don't know if that's what he is doing in the video, but I am terrified. So let's play it.

Speaker 3: Meet her halfway across your yard. Walk her way and just say, I'm gonna give you 10 seconds. See if you can make it to that fence. And back in the house. If I catch you before you get in the house, I. I am gonna carry you into the [00:12:00] bedroom.

Speaker: I have to point out, this is the caption. The point here is to get her laughing and giggling and to enjoy her being chased by you. If she wants to proceed into the bedroom, that's fantastic, but it's the interaction with each other that's the most important. I feel like I'm a dog, like, all right, gimme your candle.

You got 10 seconds.

Speaker 2: It's, it's just, it's such a specific type of kink, almost you.

Speaker: A chase, a herding kink.

Speaker 2: Like, it, it's like there, there, there are times like where like there'll be like these dating coaches, like, you know how like when your girlfriend cheats on you or it's like, they'll say like these things as if it's like these universal experiences, right?

All the time there was a porn star that was giving advice that I've critiqued before Uhhuh. It was like, well, you know when you're having sex and blah, blah, blah. And he and he like when

Speaker: you're, when there's 15 people Yeah.

Speaker 2: With this very. Explicit thing that I've never experienced, but like they give advice to, to general [00:13:00] men and then this, that's part of the issue is that guys will see that, especially if I'm like a 20-year-old guy.

I'm like, this guy's been married for 30 years. I wanna do that. I wanna be married. Is this how you, you, your what? Well,

Speaker: as much as this could be. A really weird dating advice to spice things up. It's equally the script in a horror movie. Yeah. Yeah. Like if the villain's like, you got five seconds,

Speaker 5: run,

Speaker: run.

It's though like I've seen movies

Speaker 2: when the exact same scenario with no changes word for word. You're right. Could be a scary scene in a movie. Yeah. Like imagine a guy walking into, I'm gonna count to 10. You have to run to that wall and back. If I catch you, it's like, holy shit, that's terrifying. I'm taking you

Speaker: to the bedroom.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's,

Speaker 2: that's a series of videos of like, I'm punching you in

Speaker: the eye,

Speaker 2: turning this guy's advice into little mini horror movies.

Speaker: It's also like, it's just a weird request, [00:14:00] like, mm-hmm. Girl, you're gonna have to run if you don't run fast enough. You're going to the bedroom with me tonight, honey.

It's like,

Speaker 2: why are, why are you chasing her?

Speaker: Can't we do it in a more romantic way? Isn't there like, like a less, because it's like childlike and predator, like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like a game. But it's also kinda scary because it's also, I mean, I don't wanna, I don't wanna take shots at this man, but I, I can outrun him.

I have zero chance of going to the bedroom with this man. I'll be inside with a coffee made by the time he catch me. You'd be surprised.

Speaker 2: This guy's like a gze.

Speaker: If, if he had videos of him sprinting, you're like, what is, what the hell? That's why he's actually an amazing runner. That's why he uses this technique.

He's really fast.

Speaker 2: Someone posted, uh, the J of, uh, Dennis from, it's always sounding like,

Speaker: yeah, he, there's. The heavy breathing too, I think is part of it. 'cause he's really, [00:15:00] you know.

Speaker 2: Can I read some of my favorite comments on this one too? Of

Speaker: course, please.

Speaker 2: Kurt. I followed, uh, I guess his name is Kurt. Oh, I followed your, either that or they just put a name.

I have no idea if that's his actual name. Um, I followed your advice and now three restraining orders. Please help me out. Oh my God. She ran into the bathroom and is dabbling 9 1 1. Is this foreplay? Can't wait for the Netflix doc in 2028, Kurt, the woman hunter. Ugh, I, I don't know. This is a real question.

Is she allowed to say no? Like

Speaker: flag that person's account? Yeah, I

Speaker 2: know that is, Ugh. Ugh. This is my favorite. That's admirable of you. To give her a chance to escape.

Speaker: Oh, you know what? With all the men I've dated, had they given me a five second run, I probably would've just pieced the,

Speaker 2: booked it, the app out.

I'm always, whenever I, I am so certain something is terrible, I'm always, I'd start questioning everything, right. I'm, I'm like, I must be [00:16:00] missing something. Right? There has to be,

Speaker: I honestly think it's like. Trying to make things playful. Yeah. But like, there's just nothing romantic about straight up running.

Like, like having to run for away from a man. And then that going into the bedroom, there's, there's nothing romantic in my mind by, even if, you know, the dude is not a predator or killer. Yeah. Like few of the

Speaker 2: comment sections, this saved my marriage,

Speaker: but I'm just thinking about like, even if I liked the person, like I don't wanna, I don't wanna have to run.

Mm-hmm. Also, I just, it's just a weird game of tag where like, if I catch you to the bedroom we go and like, I, I appreciate the, I like his comments in his, uh, description. Like I appreciate he's saying it's about the playfulness and I'm sure. Like, I think, I do think a lot of older couples do need more fun in their relationship.

Mm-hmm. I'll give you that, but I don't think [00:17:00] it's like chasing each other. Right. I, the women of the, the wives, the wives of the men that take this advice will be like, what the hell?

Speaker 5: Yeah. I, I, I wish

Speaker: you would, Clark, I wish you would. I wish you'd try and chase me right now.

Speaker 5: I cannot even fathom how my wife would react

Speaker: or my

Speaker 5: wife up to him.

Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Like if I was like, Hey babe, you've got 10 seconds. You better get to that fancy raise.

Speaker 2: Raise the eyebrow.

Speaker: I don't know if I can not like that. There it is. That's horrifying. Again. Hey, Checo, this is a podcast so most listeners can't see it. Everyone,

Speaker 2: everyone listening, look at this.

Speaker: His eyebrow is raised.

He does have that. Okay. But it's like, if I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you have to run and touch that wall. You better make it in inside, or I'm taking you the bedroom. She'd be like, what? Why?

Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'd think that would be the exact reaction. My wife would go, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker: I know. Especially if I was [00:18:00] his age.

Speaker 2: No, no. I knew exactly what my wife would be like. No.

Speaker: You run. Like if I was his age like Uhhuh and someone's like, you better, you better run faster. I'm gonna have six with you. I'd be like,

Speaker 2: Ooh, I just popped a Viagra. Does that turn you on? Knowing that I popped a Viagra?

It's just

Speaker: like, do you have no other way of like having fun other than chasing her down like an animal like. You've been a cowboy too long. That's what this is.

Speaker 2: I didn't send you these videos, but he has a whole series of ways to play adult hide and seek. Of like, like

Speaker: sexy. Hide and seek. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Sexy. Like if you fi, I find you, you have to remove a article of clothing.

Speaker: Why are all of these weird child's games? It's all

Speaker 2: about, yeah, I know.

Speaker: I know. What is wrong with this man? Does he have no other, like, we have to age this up. Okay. Let's do another one. Let's do another one.

Speaker 5: Okay. Okay.

Speaker: Just in case, we need to know how dedicated this man is to this type of foreplay. I guess heavy on the [00:19:00] play.

Speaker 3: Yeah. When you stand up from the dinner table. And she stands up across the table from you. Look at her and smile and just say, I'm gonna catch you, and you just wait and see what's gonna happen when I do.

Speaker 4: What

Speaker: again? Serial killer. Serial killer talk. I'm gonna catch you and you wait to see what I do then what? And like the, the stare. Please watch this on you. YouTube. The stare he's giving is just. Piercing. Oh.

Speaker 2: Someone said, I can't wait till I'm retired and I can just do stuff like this all day.

Speaker: This is the show when women say, I hate that my husband retired.

Yeah. This is his shit. You're trying to eat dinner. He stands up. He's like, guess what? I'm going to get you and you just wait and see what I do. Like you're like, God, [00:20:00] damnit bubba, I just wanna get through one goddamn meal without you chasing me. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: Stop

Speaker: chasing me.

Speaker 2: Why is everything about chasing, why?

Why is everything involved running?

Speaker: I don't understand. Like this poor, his poor wife has to be exhausted, had bad knees chasing and sex, chasing and sex, running and sex. Ah,

Speaker 2: can we just like. Go have sex. I

Speaker: know, right? Why? Why is that not an option? I, what's going on? I,

Speaker 2: and it's not that play is like, you can be playful, you can have fun.

It's just these, that what this is feels, this is, I don't, I don't, maybe for old cowboys.

Speaker: Okay, here we go again. Let's do another one and then we, wait.

Speaker 2: Let me the, because the S are my favorite part of all of these ones. Chester needs

Speaker: the comments.

Speaker 2: All right. Thanks, mate. This has got me banned from the restaurant.

It was like, good job, good job. K, K two, I guess his name. I don't know if he has a lot of nicknames. I don't know if these are real or not. Um, yet another one that effortlessly made me uncomfortable. Well done,

Speaker: preach.

Speaker 2: Um, [00:21:00] hey, so this is actually scary.

Speaker: That was me. I commented that that was, I knew, I

Speaker 2: know. Um, uh, he's talking about someone you're dating or in a relationship with, I'm assuming.

One would hope. And then is that a threat? Another one that literally act this out verbatim in a horror movie and it's terrifying. You're yourself to dinner with a friend.

Speaker 4: I know.

Speaker 2: If I catch before the mo, the super uncomfortable one. Let's play this one real quick. It's another, uh,

Speaker 4: which one you're gonna,

Speaker 2: you're gonna the one that, uh, the grass.

He's the blue shirt.

Speaker 4: Okay. I'll play it. Yeah. The grass. The grass. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. This is another in the theme, the, it's gonna follow the same theme as we've been hearing

Speaker: Chase and women.

Speaker 3: Next time she's standing out in the grass. Fill up a large glass of ice water and just walk out close to her and just kind of splash a little bit till it hits by her feet.

And tell her, [00:22:00] I'll give you a three second head start, and if I catch you, I get to pour this over your head.

Speaker: Okay. Let me read the caption or the description. Yeah, yeah. If she's one who enjoys getting wet, do your best to catch her and pour the water over her. But if she's not one who likes to get wet, once she turns to run, pour the glass out As you're chasing her, you can always attempt to pour the empty glass over her at the end for the same tap of shocked reaction.

Hold up. Hold on. Hold on. Again, why are we talking about these women like they're animals? Mm-hmm. If she's one of them that lacks to get wit, like this is a what, why I can't, I'm starting to really freak out. He's like, you'll get the same shocked reaction is shock what you want. Mm-hmm. When you're trying to get a woman in the bedroom,

Speaker 2: that's typically, that's not what I've always gone for.

Jump I. [00:23:00]

Speaker: It's like terror. Nobody, I don't like. Maybe there's one woman on earth who really likes to be scared and have water dumped on her. Like why? It's so, what

Speaker 2: I like to do is hide in my wife's closet when she gets in the shower and then when she comes out I jump out and say, you have four seconds to get clothes on, or as I'm gonna.

I, what is that far off to say? That would be one of his advice in one of his videos?

Speaker: No, no. That it's like scared chasing, like, yeah. Ah, I, I, it's like, yeah, like hunter, serial killer, like, yeah. Ranch handler. Like, like I feel like we're about a breath away from

Speaker 4: mm-hmm.

Speaker: A lasso being involved.

Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: You got five seconds before I las your ass

Speaker 2: and drag you to the bedroom.

I feel like this is a, he has a group of other old [00:24:00] cowboy friends and they get together and all none of them have are like in happy marriages and, but this guy is like the bell of the ball at this group. He is just like, Hey boys, let me tell you what worked this time. She let me touch her. Let me tell you.

And she says she loves this. You gotta try this out.

Speaker: Everyone's like, hurry, hurry. He's here. He's here. Your cowboy cowboy.

Speaker 4: No, bring it. Tell us, what's your story for today, Kurt? Well boys, I hope you got a glass of water to drink. 'cause I sure did because I don't have one anymore. I dumped it over her head and she was shocked.

Speaker 2: Do you remember when you were kids and used to do relay races?

Speaker: You like hiding? Seek boys. Well, I got the best price,

Speaker 2: the best one. She'll love it. She hasn't told me she hates it.

Speaker: Either he's into it or she is. But this is not universal. This is not across [00:25:00] the

Speaker 2: board. It's not, it's such specific, like, and, and like I, I, I'm willing to believe, maybe not, maybe I'm giving him too much credit too, like to, not I, but I'm, I'm willing to believe that he could be in a relationship where they've found their.

Type of thing. Kink. They're kink their, their play. This makes them happy that I'm willing to believe it. That's not what you then go online and say, fellas, you're never gonna believe it. Grown women love playing naked, hide, and go seek.

Speaker: You cut to her and she's like, oh ladies, Jesus Christ, I've got a story for you.

Speaker 4: Yeah, her page,

Speaker: we can still have sex, but he has to chase me for a while. He always has to dump a cup of water on me. That's what it takes these days, but you know, whatever works.

Speaker 2: Cut to her. Cut to her crying online. Who's giving the advice of, I'm so tired. I've been running every day. I just want to come [00:26:00] home and watch my, my shows

Speaker: the other day, we were playing Hide and Seek and I just came inside and watched an hour of TV

Speaker 2: and I just said, oh, couldn't find you.

Speaker: I feel like she can't break his heart. She can't tell him no. If they're in a loving relationship. Mm-hmm. She just can't let him know that like. I don't like that. Like maybe she's enjoying the bedroom and she just puts up with the hide and seek.

Speaker 2: It does make me wonder how often we probably do, not to this extent, but with our own partners, that when they see they, they're trying hard or they do something nice for you.

Like the, this is the consequences when someone has no boundaries, right? Just,

Speaker: just imagine you're her and then you see him like with that creep ass smile in those piercing eyes walking across the field with a glass of.

Speaker 2: I wanted, I say yes that one time. I know he's like, this is

Speaker: everything. Oh shit, what's this gonna be?

What hellish game does he have in store today? It's like, oh no, he was watching squid games. [00:27:00] There's just like two big, uh, statues of children with the jump rope. Oh shit. Um, you know

Speaker 2: what? He's watching Mr. Beast with a notepad. Like, alright, okay, I see what you're picking up. Okay. It's like

Speaker: the weirdest.

Game of like a saw trap, except you just, yeah. Have to do a weird game to get with your husband. You're like, can we just go to the bedroom? He's like, you wanna play a game? Ugh,

Speaker 2: no, please. He's watching saw, and he is like, you know, if you take out the murder, this could be a beautiful love story.

Speaker: Or squid game is like, Ooh, children's games for death.

What about for sex?

Speaker 2: Mm. I think I'm onto something here. You know, I haven't seen anybody given this advice online. That means this is a market that I should be, you're my niche. I can be the leader in this, this very specific niche.

Speaker: And he is okay. He is all right. Let's,

Speaker 2: okay, I, I wanna apologize in advance for this one, this one,

Speaker: and [00:28:00] not the other one.

Speaker 2: No. This, you see why this one, this one caught me off guard. I'm so scared. Okay. Oh wait, I didn't read the comments for that one. Oh, go for it. Okay. Thanks for your romantic advice. None of your advice has been helpful, but thank you. This was a little intense, but I'll keep it in mind. Whatever I did to get this on my feed.

I'm sorry.

Speaker: That would be me again.

Speaker 2: Um, you know what's funny? I think the issue is, it's a, it's a bunch of young guys. Yep. That are, are seeing this and thinking they're not, they're not taking 'em seriously. They think that this is funny.

Speaker 4: Yes.

Speaker 2: Um, and so I, and, and they're making 'em viral because they're like, this is the greatest thing.

This is terrible advice. Even when, even like 19-year-old boys can see this and be like, guys can see this and be like, this is terrible advice.

Speaker: It's because like, I think even they're like, oh, I don't, I don't know much, but I don't think women wanna be chased. I know, I know. [00:29:00]

Speaker 2: This is not

Speaker: chased around.

Speaker 2: Someone, someone wrote the last being, waterboarded Hard Eyes.

Speaker: It's like a kid. It's literally like, I feel like he was a child and saw what worked with girls like mm-hmm. You know, like, oh, I like her, I'm gonna chase her. And then somehow he was abducted by aliens or put into a lab and returned. Mm-hmm. And exactly the same state.

And he is like, still, still works.

Speaker 2: All right. Still

Speaker: got it.

Speaker 2: All right. I, like I said, I apologize for this last one 'cause there's multiple levels of cringe in this and I, I just want,

Speaker: his stare is so piercing.

Speaker 2: Just wait.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker 3: You're both standing around the kitchen table. Ask her if you can kiss her luscious lips.

If she says yes, pick her up and set her on the dinner table. Take a seat right in front of her. Spread her. Place her legs on your shoulders. Ah, [00:30:00] she will love it.

Speaker: Disco, you cannot make me watch videos like that ever again. Oh my God. I'm turnings. I have to get a restraining order against this account. Oh, what in the hell?

Uh, pass block. Please.

Speaker 2: I don't, it's something about his hand gestures too. Look, for those of you that can't see, he's like, it's kinda like, I don't even know how to describe. He is like, you know, like when you, when you see, I wanna see, it's like grabbing

Speaker: a ham.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

Speaker: We need to do a welfare check on his wife.

She's running. Ugh. Sick. Also, you would've lost me at luscious. That would've, that would've been gone. Yeah. This

Speaker 2: thing, I want to kiss those luscious lips.

Speaker: Ugh.

Speaker 2: All right. It's like, and then just lift her up. Place her [00:31:00] on the table.

Speaker: It's

Speaker 2: like,

Speaker: wait. His wife has got to tell him that this is not it.

Speaker 2: Um, somebody, no. Okay. What do you do after her legs are on your shoulders?

Speaker: They just stop there. They're like, got it.

Speaker 2: Got it. He said, is this. Now kiss me. I like this at first, and then my whimsy turned to disgust and I decided to unlike it.

Thanks, bold of you to assume I have a dinner table

Speaker: in this economy.

Speaker 2: In this. This is some Michael Scott style delivery,

Speaker 4: both of you to assume I.

Speaker 2: The level of discomfort I feel right now is crazy. It's stop staring at me. I feel so uncomfortable.

Speaker: Oh my God.

Speaker 2: Instructions weren't clear, and now my family says I ruined Thanksgiving.

Speaker: IAY. Aye. [00:32:00] Cannot. I cannot. I, she needs her own account and we need to hear from her.

Is she well? Is she okay? Is she. Being honest with him, Hey, maybe this is a girl who likes to be chased and other things. That's it. You know,

Speaker 2: they, it's, it's, it's an, I mean, she's been with him this long, this can't be like new, right? I feel like this isn't like something, maybe it was his midlife crisis thinking that I have.

Figured it out and I need to share. Maybe

Speaker: he agreed to, I'm telling you, he retired, he was bored.

Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: And he's like, I have the secrets of the universe.

Speaker 2: I thought, this has worked amazing for me. I'm, I'm, I guarantee you we're gonna have at least one comment in there saying, you guys are wrong. This is great advice,

Speaker: and if it works for you, we love it.

I'm just saying.

Speaker 2: Right, right, right.

Speaker: Most of the population, I think if,

Speaker 2: mm-hmm.

Speaker: The guys that would be watching that use that approach.

Speaker 2: Right. And it's, it's, I [00:33:00] think for a lot of different Yeah, you're right. For, for like, there's a difference between having very personal things that you like doing with your wife and types of play you like doing whatever that goes into that versus like you, because you see this with other stuff too, uh, where like, she loves it when you choke her.

Like, you know, you'll see guys that I'm like. That is very specific. Uh oh. No, no. I think you gotta, that is something that you, you do not try out on a whim. Right? Right. And same thing, you don't try, there's certain things you don't. Just say, boys, I got the story for you about how to drive her wild. Alright.

What you want to do is lock around of the house at nighttime, turn off all the lights, sneak up behind her and say.

Speaker: The shock on her face, the

Speaker 2: shock on her face when she realizes she's not gonna die, and it's just her husband being a fucking creeper. Is palpable. Priceless. Palpable. You can feel it. And then you say to were, I want to kiss your luscious lemon.[00:34:00]

Speaker: And she notices you've moved the dinner table outside? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Oh,

Speaker: I see. Done it again.

Speaker 2: Henry. Henry, you're so creative. Why

Speaker: are you always chasing me? This is crazy. Honestly, I broke my

Speaker 2: leg, my hip. I have a broken hip. Henry, don't place me on the table this way. This was when we were young. These are the games we played.

I just doing this know,

Speaker: I just, I truly believe somewhere there is an older woman who's like, God

Speaker 2: damnit. Damn it. Now I'm in the er. I'm in urgent care for six hours.

Speaker: Left her on the table because my,

Speaker 2: like 60-year-old husband saw freaking cur the cowboy, tell him that he should chase me with a glass of water.

Got my foot stuck in like a, in a divot in the grass, and now I broke my leg. Was that sexy for you, Frank? Now we have our sexy time with a cast on. Yeah, they're in the er. She's like, was it worth it? Was it worth it? Was it, was it? Good advice, huh? He was like, [00:35:00] well, until you broke your leg. What, what would you rate, what would you rank this,

Speaker: uh, next time?

Make sure you can lift me before you try and hoist me on the table. Jesus.

Speaker 2: I do. Here's what I think I was trying to put in my wi like my mind where, why I'm trying to encapsulate this is that it is like the, the you. All you want is for your partner to put in some effort, but not this. You know, it's like, oh God, if I knew what I was asking for, if I knew

Speaker: literally like you're like, fuck, you know what, Frank, I really need you to do something romantic.

Put in effort. Like I feel like we've gotten a routine. You come home and you hear a starter's pistol. Like what? He's like, you've got 10 seconds, Glenda, you better make it to the house before I do. You're like, what?

Speaker 2: I said I want you to do the dishes. More Frank, I didn't want you to tie me to a toilet and say, and come out on a whole tricycle.

Saying in the room somewhere is a [00:36:00] key. Is it to my heart or your doom?

Speaker: Or your handcuff

Speaker 2: or your handcuffs, one or the other.

Speaker: It's like, you know, she's like, well, it's either no sex or we have to chase me around the house a couple times. We'll do that. I guess

Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know which one's better, what choices, like, oh,

Speaker: I hope she has a high libido.

That's all I can say, because if you don't, you'd be like enough. Enough.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Is this, is this Timmy Bounce back's dad?

Speaker: They're at least friends. I'll tell you that. They're at

Speaker 2: least buddies Timmy's at the, at the mall, at, at that, that same bar saying Women are fucking evil. And he is like, well, well maybe you just haven't tried chasing them enough.

Wait,

Speaker: wait. Let me take a look at this gal. Oh, she's significantly younger than him,

Speaker 2: is she? I, I couldn't even, I'm so bad with ages.

Speaker: Oh no, she is Si. Unless he has aged poorly. Unless he's looks older than he is. Maybe he's trying to show he's agile. I don't know. To keep her, maybe he's

Speaker 2: trying to show He's still, he's still got it.

Speaker: I [00:37:00] mean, she is laughing in the video. She, that's what I'm,

Speaker 2: that's, and I think that's where I'm like, I feel like she's in, into his thing. His, his thing is like his shtick is this weird

Speaker: Oh, he, so he's 46 as of Okay. When he posted.

Speaker 2: He's, he's my age. I'm 43. That's not, I'm adult. Wait,

Speaker: he's 46. Wait, no.

Speaker 2: Well, he said married 25 years.

If he was 46, they got married when he was 21. So she can't be that much younger then, unless this is a much worse situation.

Speaker: Oh, he is shirtless. That was not what I wanted. Wait, now, now. Now I'm very confused. He look, maybe

Speaker 2: he just looks older. He is a cowboy. He is out in the sun a lot. He's,

Speaker: yeah, he's cooking in the

Speaker 2: sun.

Yeah. I don't want, like, I don't wanna shame that, but, um,

Speaker: no, I'm just, I'm trying to understand the, the dynamics right.

Speaker 2: The dynamic of them. Yeah. That's what

Speaker: I'm trying to [00:38:00] understand.

Speaker 2: Uh, not that you were saying that I, I don't wanna make it sound like we are,

Speaker: my goal is to help long-term relationships.

Speaker 2: I feel like a random man taking an advice is going to end a long-term relationship.

Speaker: Maybe he just looks older and she's, if they've been married that long, she can't be that much younger because that's what I'm

Speaker 2: saying. He would've to be at, at, I mean, where are they? What state are they in that could, that could play a role in this?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker 2: But theoretically that would mean if they've been married 25 years, that means they got married when he was 21.

I, uh, it does change the way I view this. If he's 40, and this is not, I assume this man was like. Much older than me.

Speaker: That's what I thought.

Speaker 2: Yeah, like, like he's giving it rekindling, you know, your marriage after. You know when you're old, when you're retiring mm-hmm. Or something like, and, and that's why I was like, maybe I just don't understand the mindset of where you're at in life at that point.

But if he is my age, that does change things a bit.

Speaker: I don't know where I land now. The fact that he's only that [00:39:00] old, how has that change your opinion if, if he's your age?

Speaker 2: Well, I just feel like, like I said, I am, I'm not at the point where I feel I need to like play hide and go seek with my wife.

Speaker: I, well, I thought he was older, like, I mean, he looks old.

That's what I'm

Speaker 2: saying, because I've heard older guys say stuff like that before and that's like

Speaker: for F, but no, not if he's your age.

Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm saying. It's like, well, we were raised in a different generation. Maybe I don't understand what it's like to be like 60.

Speaker: Yes. Trying to keep it alive. Right.

And

Speaker 2: trying, like, I don't know. Who knows? Maybe I'll be like, when I, when my wife and I retired, I've been like, I got, I'm trying anything here. Like, what? Just I'm trying,

Speaker: I'm like, he literally, like, he's not that much older than, than even like the us. Like he's not that much older. No. I, I could see if he was older and trying to rekindle something, but mm-hmm.

If you're in your forties and you're chasing women. For fun.

Speaker 2: Yeah. And

Speaker: dumping water on them. I, I have [00:40:00] questions. All right.

Speaker 2: Let's, let's redo the whole episode now. 'cause now I, I feel like I have a different perspective knowing he's my, I mean, three years old is not that we went to high school together.

Like this guy and I went to high school after high school

Speaker: reunion. You're like, what do you do for fun guy? He is like, well, I like to chase my woman around.

Speaker 2: I'm an influencer and I. He looks at me. He is like, can I show you? Can I, can I show you? No, no. I don't wanna explain it to you. I have to show you.

Speaker: Come here, get on the table Experience. Just go,

Speaker 2: just go get on the table. Let me kiss those luscious lip. Watch, watch. Wait. Just tell me how you're feeling in this moment. What are you feeling? Now, imagine you're my wife.

Speaker: You're like, I feel scared.

Speaker 2: Uh, I, I want to go home.

Speaker: I don't know how you lifted me. I'm very scared.

Speaker 2: I'm a big guy. You are strong. Now I, now I understand why your wife's into this. Oh, you're trying to show off your

Speaker: strength,

Speaker 2: like I got the vapors from you being so strong.

Speaker: You know what, actually, that did get me a little bit because I've never been picked [00:41:00] up like that. All right. Okay. Yeah. I definitely have more of a, more of a fear now that, that they're that age.

Speaker 2: I don't know. You guys tell it in, in the comment section. If, if we're king shaming, let me know. I'm not, I'm genuinely not trying to, it's not, it's not

Speaker: being said as a kink, it's being said as just general generalized advice. And that's,

Speaker 2: that's, I think that's the key. Right. And, and that what we keep going back to, it's, it's not that this might be something that works for his relationship or for a relationship.

I'm not trying to, it's, it's when people approach the internet as saying, here's how to, how every marriage should exist. Here's how, here's what's gonna save your marriage.

Speaker: Well, like everything he does is very much about like chasing, grabbing. Like Yeah. He has a video with her in it where she's walking away and he pulls her by her waistband Yeah.

And then kisses her on the face.

Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: It's like, why? Why does she have to be fleeing? I. [00:42:00] I, I think I was right. I think I was right about the weird undertones of this. Now that we know he's not a confused cowboy, he is just into that. I

Speaker 2: guess I thought this was a retired cowboy just trying to make, make sense of this new, modern, fa, newfangled world.

All I know are horses, right? I know how to rain cattle. How am I supposed to reign love, right? How do I, how do I mount romance?

Speaker: On the table. I love that you and I had this whole lure for him that he is uhhuh old retired man who's just trying to figure out how to keep the spice of life in their relationship.

Yep. It's like, no, no, he's just 46.

Speaker 2: Well, and it's not, it's not, I don't, I was like, oh, this guy looks really good for an older guy.

Speaker: I, I am, I have to be clear, I am not good at guessing people's ages. That's part of it. No,

Speaker 2: I'm [00:43:00] horrific at it too.

Speaker: So there probably isn't an age gap where I think mm-hmm. Because of the length they've been together.

She looks great. All she looks does great. Good for her.

Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: Maybe it's all the running. She's still, maybe I say

Speaker 2: that's what it's, yeah, she has the, it keeps you on your toes, right? She's like co pure water

Speaker: washing her face every day she gets a glass dumped on her.

Speaker 2: Oh.

Speaker: I mean, she, again, she looks happy in the videos.

Speaker 2: Reagan, I would like to challenge you for our, for our pre-show on the Patreon, I want you to challenge, uh, to go through his videos, find one thing and tell me, tell our Patreon members exactly how your wife reacts. Do it with no, don't tell her what you're gonna do. It doesn't have to be one of the more egregious ones.

I'm sure there's less. I

Speaker: will not be doing the dinner table while I'm playing that right now.

Speaker 2: I, I want you, I'll do it too. I'll do if we, I, and we'll share on our next week on the Patreon. You

Speaker: have to do it though 'cause you always forget. I will.

Speaker 2: I promise I will. I promise I already know exactly how my wifes are gonna react.

But all right, so that's the [00:44:00] challenge for this week. I want us both to take Kurt's advice and revitalize our marriages. Mine

Speaker: is

Speaker 2: vitalized. I know. No, this

Speaker: might actually do damage. If anything, this

Speaker 2: is, this is gonna happen. Is the challenge without telling, like obviously pick something that's not scary.

You don't have to tell me that. I'm not, yeah. I'm not going, like, I'm not gonna grab my wife and pull her through through the door, but I would, I'm like, I'm gonna also,

Speaker: both you and I are. We are too, like awkward and, and uncoordinated to be dragging our partners through doors without incident. No.

Speaker 2: I'm gonna, I promise you, I will find something on this page that is, is least scary movie like, and I'm gonna, and, and on on next week on the pre-show, we're gonna talk about what happened.

Speaker: Oh my God.

Speaker 2: This, our show just becomes our, our talking to us about our divorces.

Speaker: Well, so I'm divorced now.

Speaker 2: Well, it's a new theme of the podcast.

Speaker: Well, we'll let you know. Listeners, or I guess yeah, if you're [00:45:00] patrons, join the page on, if you wanna know how

Speaker 2: that goes, join the Patreon. And we will, yeah, we, we will give a, a little advice, like talk about it online.

We'll, we'll talk about it in depth on, uh, on the pre-show next week.

Speaker: All right. Well, friends, I think that's all we have to say about this, uh, cowboy Casanova, but

Speaker 2: mm-hmm.

Speaker: Thank you so much for listening,

Speaker 2: episode title. Cowboy Casanova

Speaker: God. Uh, that's giving him a lot of credit, I think.

Speaker 5: Yeah.

Speaker: Thank you so much for listening.

I'm sorry if we've frightened you. Mm-hmm. I'm scared myself.

Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: But, uh, yeah, if we, if I had to watch it and listen to it, then so do you. So thank you for joining us for this, uh, horrific.

Speaker 2: And if we're wrong, maybe we saved your marriage.

Speaker: I do not promote the use of his advice. I wanna be clear about that.

God. All right. Well thank you friends, and uh, we will see you next week.

Speaker 5: Bye.

Speaker: Bye love. Love you, you. Oh, same time gross. Bye.