[SPEAKER_10]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

[SPEAKER_10]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, what have we here?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's a podcast.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm what excited we have here.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now here's Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you dizzy?

[SPEAKER_14]: You're your audio is going in and out of my ears a little bit like it was the end.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I don't know if it's because it's something I screwed around with.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it might be.

[SPEAKER_05]: Might be.

[SPEAKER_14]: It shouldn't though.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm just checking.

[SPEAKER_14]: Hi, everybody.

[SPEAKER_14]: Welcome to the Michael Mary show for a Thursday.

[SPEAKER_14]: Glad to have you here.

[SPEAKER_14]: We're going to cover stuff that we haven't really gotten a chance to all week long and one of the biggest things in and I really very, very disappointed that I moved right past it after Rob mentioned at the other day that we have done

[SPEAKER_02]: thirty five hundred podcasts and you know it's actually higher than that because that doesn't count bonus shows that doesn't count extra content we're just talking thirty five hundred real episodes without a break since two thousand nine which is and it is to think that that that that number

[SPEAKER_14]: Since we've done this I mean it is officially a second career for me and I I'm excited I'm excited that we've done that and that it keeps on trucking and that we've got so many in the can that's why you know you know we will keep doing them but it doesn't feel like three thousand shows don't they do a big deal on TV when it's show hits like

[SPEAKER_14]: five hundred or something like that five hundred episodes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, hundred is a big one for TV because that is a big one for TV.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, but it's just wanted to say we wouldn't be able to do that without the small and passionate following that we have.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we say small.

[SPEAKER_14]: I mean relatively small.

[SPEAKER_14]: We're talking about comparing us to some of the behemoths in this industry.

[SPEAKER_14]: Like it always has been.

[SPEAKER_14]: We've got a just an absolutely passionate

[SPEAKER_14]: loyal following of listeners that have supported us.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, from day one, with incredible generosity, like our friend Capy fight for who, you know, was was a secret agent helping the show out when we didn't even know where it was coming from and then continued to support us before she stopped listening and she really was

[SPEAKER_14]: instrumental in helping us along at that particular point.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we're grateful for it and some of us still keep in touch with Kathy.

[SPEAKER_14]: I haven't heard from Kathy in a number of years.

[SPEAKER_14]: She still supports a school in Rob's backyard and Rob is grateful for that.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's in every day and I hope she's well.

[SPEAKER_14]: I hope she is doing well.

[SPEAKER_14]: One was the last time you spoke with her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it has to be a year.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you haven't spoken to her right now.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, so she was there at the beginning.

[SPEAKER_14]: And then we have people that have been incredibly supportive and generous when it comes to a guy like Trip Affleck who, for me, really had my back on social media in the early days of social media where he would be helping Carla out when, you know, people, there's an awful lot of effort.

[SPEAKER_14]: out there when they're talking about being online.

[SPEAKER_14]: P ones that you've heard the names again and again and again.

[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you Kevin for the the donation.

[SPEAKER_14]: We appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wouldn't that be better as thirty five dollars Kevin?

[SPEAKER_02]: For three thousand.

[SPEAKER_14]: Robert is it me?

[SPEAKER_14]: Rob sounds.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Like that.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know if it's something I did.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's something on with your headphones.

[SPEAKER_14]: Damn it.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's the first time this week that this thing out.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm blind.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm blind.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well that's because you're a fascist and I understand that he doesn't like people like you so I mean that's you know valid.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'll talk about that today too because I want to talk about the same old playbook the same old playbook we got we got other stuff to cover before that but I just want to say all of you dirt fast Rick.

[SPEAKER_14]: Doug Carlson is another one and the people that come out to our events year after year after year the people that support us on the cruise there's the compared to the listening audience

[SPEAKER_14]: It's a small number of people, but they are always there for us.

[SPEAKER_14]: They are.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we wouldn't be able to do this stuff.

[SPEAKER_14]: That cruise, I don't care about being honest about that cruise.

[SPEAKER_14]: That cruise would not have happened without the loyal, twenty people that support everything we do.

[SPEAKER_14]: And even when we opened up again, the cabins for the cruise.

[SPEAKER_14]: We urge all of you to come and hop not because if you happen to be somebody that's on the fence and you listen to the show, you like this show, you really like the show.

[SPEAKER_14]: And you're sitting over on the sidelines.

[SPEAKER_14]: If you come out to an event and you never have and by the way, statistic show that the people that are active like that and participate like that are fewer and number than the majority of people that listen to the show or consume the product, if you come to an event like that.

[SPEAKER_14]: You will be blown away by the welcoming open arms of people who share their love of this show.

[SPEAKER_14]: And when we go out to do a cruise, when we go out to do a live show, when we go out to do a meet and greet or an appearance up at Jimmy's, we know that we are the side show, the real

[SPEAKER_14]: joy of that is the people that get together and see each other and there is nothing that is more satisfying to me is that because of this show people gather and have little little conventions a little concave once a year exactly as you planned it Mike and we're looking for in twenty twenty six for everyone to get together and buy a ticket

[SPEAKER_02]: But we're not going to be there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just send us the money and you guys can hang out and have a good time.

[SPEAKER_14]: Man, I am so hard to do a show right now because I am in the studio today.

[SPEAKER_14]: What was I doing?

[SPEAKER_14]: I was putting ink in my episode.

[SPEAKER_14]: I will tell you, I walked out the door and I am inundated with what almost smelled like a perfume smell.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I came and I said, and I said, Michael, what did you?

[SPEAKER_14]: Is that Cologne?

[SPEAKER_14]: He said, Dad, there was a bug in here.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I sprayed bug repellent all over my room.

[SPEAKER_14]: I, you know, bug repellent is at its core.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's got a question.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, let's send to drive away insects.

[SPEAKER_02]: Was it cutter and the green can?

[SPEAKER_02]: What was it?

[SPEAKER_02]: What was it?

[SPEAKER_14]: But it is still, it stinks in here.

[SPEAKER_14]: It stinks.

[SPEAKER_14]: Mom is not going to be happy when she gets home.

[SPEAKER_02]: I always wondered if you sprayed insect propellant on an insect if it would drive them crazy because they wouldn't be able to get away from themselves.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like when a dog runs out in the yard and it's just rolling around, like trying to get something off of that.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's probably what it was.

[SPEAKER_14]: We had a great day today out on the golf course and he's taking to the game that I love, which is a lot of fun and I'm out there with him and he's such a great perfect little gentleman when the members of the club come up to him and shake his little hand.

[SPEAKER_14]: Very nice to meet you too, sir.

[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_14]: Have a good day.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I realized, if you only knew the way he's going to talk in the car,

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm the way back home.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was a little potty in the politician.

[SPEAKER_14]: He has a politician.

[SPEAKER_14]: He does that right before we started taping the show today.

[SPEAKER_14]: We lost a pop culture icon Hulk Hogan passed away.

[SPEAKER_14]: Apparently a heart attack this morning in Florida.

[SPEAKER_02]: Roller clip.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is just gives you an idea.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is just a little bit for me, SPN, but it gives you an idea of what it was like when Hulk was at the helm of wrestling.

[SPEAKER_11]: A breaking news today, professional wrestling legend, Hawkehogan died of cardiac arrest in Florida, age of seventy-one, the mustache-hogan, most popular wrestler in the eighties for the world wrestling federation hit line wrestling.

[SPEAKER_11]: He paused it for a second.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, of course.

[SPEAKER_14]: Who the f is this anchor?

[SPEAKER_14]: Is someone in SPN that they did not expect to have a main end if they got into this kind of guy?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: They did not expect to have a major break.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's story to be ending this thing.

[SPEAKER_14]: Just a guess.

[SPEAKER_11]: Did they bring a producer in to do it?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's sports center.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just not a very good one.

[SPEAKER_11]: The wrestling federation hit line, WrestleMania for years.

[SPEAKER_11]: Also has a long way.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_11]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_11]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_11]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_11]: Monthly.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's also how I'm going to grow my mustache.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's a trophy I who did not grow watching Hulk Hogan.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just to speak that dry, you don't know the man.

[SPEAKER_14]: Right.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, the the idea of

[SPEAKER_14]: when wrestling was put on the map.

[SPEAKER_14]: And became just this thing that still exists today.

[SPEAKER_02]: He ruled my house for many years, Mike wrestling did.

[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, he was at the forefront of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But no one seems to be mentioning the fact that Bubba the love sponge paid him to make love to his wife.

[SPEAKER_14]: Was that the story that time?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that is the deal.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: And so again, it's just very, very briefly.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: He said he was a friend, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: He came on Bubba's show and then he was a, he became buddies.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then Bubba paid, Bubba paid him to bang his wife, bang Bubba's wife.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[SPEAKER_03]: So he could watch, I guess.

[SPEAKER_03]: But where it became a problem was Bubba recorded it.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it became a problem for that.

[SPEAKER_14]: Can you look it up so we get it right?

[SPEAKER_14]: Because when Rob says I guess it worries me because we don't have the details of what went down and I know it was a big scandal.

[SPEAKER_14]: And if we're going to recount that, especially if we're going to talk about another broadcaster, I want to make sure that we're not saying I guess and I think and getting the story right so we don't

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't, you know, not that I have any love lost with that guy, but I want to make sure we get it right, because it's just on the surface, hey, I'll pay you to make love to my wife and then I'll record it.

[SPEAKER_14]: It was he was above the love sponge making it attempt to get Hulk in trouble was there.

[SPEAKER_14]: It was this a fetish that he had.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know any of the answers to this, so I want to find out what it was.

[SPEAKER_03]: I see it was a, uh, there was a lawsuit with where Hulk Hogan sued Gawker media for the sex tape with him and Bubba's wife.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to find Bubba's involved.

[SPEAKER_14]: Was it a divorce also where that came up because he had evidence of her adultery?

[SPEAKER_14]: Do I don't remember any of it?

[SPEAKER_14]: I really don't remember the deed.

[SPEAKER_14]: I know there was a sexual thing right between Bubba the love sponge his wife and Hulk Hogan.

[SPEAKER_14]: I just don't know any.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, if you like him, I don't remember the motivation behind it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hogan said that Boba gave his blessing and encouraged for Hogan to be with his then wife.

[SPEAKER_03]: So they're partying and they're like, yeah, you can do it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go ahead and then Boba recorded it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hogan said he was a low part of his life and Boba said go ahead and divorce, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Cause it got Hulk Hogan divorced.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think he was already divorced.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was already divorced and he was down and he said, well, go spend some time with my wife.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, all right, so if that's how it's just and I guess the argument was who leaked the tape whether Hogan did it himself or Boba did it.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, all right.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, that's it.

[SPEAKER_14]: Is Boba is he still a thing on radio?

[SPEAKER_14]: Is he still or is he a podcaster?

[SPEAKER_14]: He's a podcaster.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's a podcaster.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'd love to

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, no, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_14]: I get nervous about getting radio guys.

[SPEAKER_02]: We had the pleasure of talking with him once on our sales call.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we'll have to try and trash them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: What did I say?

[SPEAKER_14]: I forgot what the trash was that I, the trash talk that I did.

[SPEAKER_14]: Do you remember what it was, Rob?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it, I mean, what is what's to be said good about him?

[SPEAKER_02]: So it could be any number.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, I can't thank that detail.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't remember there was some particular thing and you say what's to be said good about him.

[SPEAKER_14]: You don't that's not that's rather generic when you don't know the subject matter and a rather either irresponsible

[SPEAKER_14]: possible thing to say when you don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, you're here.

[SPEAKER_14]: You remember.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, you said it and then he got on it was right after I had done some bit.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't remember what it was because I've done three thousand five hundred shows and I don't have any memory of what exactly it was to tell you that I did.

[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't it didn't go well.

[SPEAKER_03]: because I'm on Twitter and searched up bubble of sponge.

[SPEAKER_03]: I found his Twitter, the bubble army clicked on it.

[SPEAKER_03]: It said the bubble army has blocked you and I'm logged into the micro-marish show.

[SPEAKER_14]: That was a long time ago, too.

[SPEAKER_14]: That was a very, very long time ago.

[SPEAKER_14]: I was, I think,

[SPEAKER_14]: mimicking a broadcast I heard.

[SPEAKER_14]: I think that's what was happening.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't.

[SPEAKER_14]: I remember a long time ago, Rob, before you became rattled, you used to be the show historian, and you would help me with my memory.

[SPEAKER_14]: You don't have any memory of it whatsoever, either.

[SPEAKER_14]: So that makes two of us.

[SPEAKER_14]: Josh, get to the one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: I find someone young that I can use for memory, because I have none myself and Rob doesn't remember anything anymore.

[SPEAKER_03]: I remember some stuff.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, very little.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I want AI just put everything in there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just put everything in there.

[SPEAKER_14]: But everything I remember you.

[SPEAKER_14]: So that unfortunately for Hulk Hogan was a big story towards the end of his life where that surface and he was still doing it right up until the end is far as wrestling events wasn't he?

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not a wrestling fan.

[SPEAKER_14]: So I don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was just working on like a little comeback where he was back in there and and doing some stuff.

[SPEAKER_03]: He got booed when he came out on in the ring maybe two months ago.

[SPEAKER_02]: Were they painting him as a healer?

[SPEAKER_02]: Did they genuinely just boo him?

[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was a lot of kids that don't know what Hulk that Hulk Hogan is.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I think that we're not talking about the first wrestler who has bought the farm relatively young.

[SPEAKER_14]: And, you know, if you watch the Mickey work movie, the wrestler, you see how incredibly banged up these guys get.

[SPEAKER_14]: Not only from, you know, the ring action where they are doing a choreography of violence that can really screw them up with their knees and their backs and everything else.

[SPEAKER_14]: But also to get all buffed like that, they all did steroids.

[SPEAKER_14]: Of course, terrible for that, you know?

[SPEAKER_14]: And somebody says, Bruins rule says he was booed when he was a big Trump supporter.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I know he did something with Trump that was, you know, you know.

[SPEAKER_03]: I thought the other wrestling would fall in line with the, with the Trumpers like MMA.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was in the wrestling Hall of Fame.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because he did, he did wrestling, not as a competitor, but like as an associate.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's a good segue because I want to talk about two things, as I said, one thing that might really piss people off that I will get to in a second on my team and now regarding the other team.

[SPEAKER_14]: It is just, I really wonder sometimes when I read story after story after story, after story about the Justice Department or the House and the Intelligence Department coming up with evidence of an investigation that said that Barack Obama manufactured evidence of Russian election interference

[SPEAKER_14]: Folks, please, please, please, please, do not be distracted by the same old playbook.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's practically a rulebook in the Trump administration that the Epstein thing has grown hair and it won't go away.

[SPEAKER_14]: What can we do?

[SPEAKER_14]: Let's talk about the black guy.

[SPEAKER_14]: Let's talk about the black president who Donald Trump in his racist way is obsessed with and it's on and on.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like oh that'll get him and now and they are like they are like what tell you as a supporter even if all the evidence points that way you blew any chance with how you handled Epstein

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I mean, he did.

[SPEAKER_14]: They're mad at him.

[SPEAKER_14]: People like you that are mad at him.

[SPEAKER_14]: I just think at this point, even to supporters, the playbook does seem kind of old and obvious, doesn't it?

[SPEAKER_14]: That we're going to create, first of all, when you're talking about election interference, that was manufactured to say that the Russians interfered with the election.

[SPEAKER_14]: You talk about water over the bridge.

[SPEAKER_14]: Where?

[SPEAKER_14]: Under.

[SPEAKER_14]: Tunnel Trump won the election.

[SPEAKER_14]: So that's that.

[SPEAKER_14]: And nobody, you know, and nobody pursued it at that particular point on the Russian side.

[SPEAKER_14]: So that's that.

[SPEAKER_14]: But now to come back and say it was manufactured.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's treason, which is a word.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh God.

[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, it's not going to be a firing squad.

[SPEAKER_14]: What on your treason?

[SPEAKER_14]: I think firing squad.

[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know.

[SPEAKER_14]: What better way?

[SPEAKER_14]: to get your absolute core bubbling down, way down in the magma, you're smoldering racist base to get really excited, then talk about the black president, then just you all off, that started this whole thing.

[SPEAKER_14]: which I believe with my heart of hearts.

[SPEAKER_14]: I really do.

[SPEAKER_14]: So it's just to me, is tired.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's an old playbook.

[SPEAKER_14]: By the way, I also am not going to sit here and say, I know exactly what Donald Trump was all about because he was a friend of Jeffrey Epstein.

[SPEAKER_14]: We know he was a friend of Jeffrey Epstein.

[SPEAKER_14]: That doesn't prove

[SPEAKER_14]: anything if he's in there and they're covering it up because it says you know there was a thirteen year old girl on the island if there's evidence then throw the book out of but i don't see it yet and i'm not going to do that because i'm not going to do that without any evidence

[SPEAKER_14]: But when it comes to distracting from, and by the way, they're getting information now that they've subpoenaed to see what's happening.

[SPEAKER_14]: I think my wish, my fervent hope, is that all of it comes up.

[SPEAKER_14]: That anybody that was associated with this curve and is island and sex with underage girls like Prince Andrew and all those other filthy, nasty guys that engaged in this crap

[SPEAKER_14]: when they didn't have any reason to.

[SPEAKER_14]: Any reason to.

[SPEAKER_14]: These are the richest, most powerful people in the world.

[SPEAKER_14]: If they want to get a piece of ass on the side, they can do it with anybody they want.

[SPEAKER_14]: They can go into a nightclub and do it every night of the week.

[SPEAKER_14]: But they have to get together with this guy who I hope is rotting in hell right now that traffic in underage girls and young girls

[SPEAKER_14]: where he go out in Palm Beach and go over the bridge from Palm Beach to West Palm and mind for gold getting these poor clueless women to go over there.

[SPEAKER_14]: I want them all named.

[SPEAKER_14]: I want them all out there for the world to see.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think there's a chance we'll see at all?

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_14]: I really don't know.

[SPEAKER_14]: Do we know you?

[SPEAKER_02]: We will.

[SPEAKER_14]: Look at the justice department now.

[SPEAKER_14]: You look at it.

[SPEAKER_14]: And when I say the justice, not the justice department.

[SPEAKER_14]: You look at the justice system.

[SPEAKER_14]: And you know how Carl and I obsess on date line.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: It is stunning.

[SPEAKER_14]: how much this stuff can really just faster and then be twisted by the justice department and the justice system really in our country.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just, it's, you said, you saw a very key word in their mic and I just can say to people watch out for distractions.

[SPEAKER_02]: This has been going on forever.

[SPEAKER_02]: And as this just think about in the last week, we've got not only what Mike discussed with the bubbling up of the Epstein files.

[SPEAKER_02]: Remember, now he's calling on the NFL to change names.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now he's taking credit for Coca-Cola, changing its floor.

[SPEAKER_14]: And it's one where's the where's the common thread of the name?

[SPEAKER_14]: Where's the common thread?

[SPEAKER_14]: When you get Barack Obama on one side, then they're changing the names.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're changing back to, but the whole thing's nothing about racism.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's about guys that went after him for ten years and he feels, he feels now after being arrested.

[SPEAKER_14]: I didn't agree with you Josh.

[SPEAKER_14]: disagree with you know what it was he was a racist back in the day when he was pop when he was putting a New York Times or I'm sorry a daily news ad front page accusing those black kids of murder and wanted them all to be executed and it was a racism thing when he denied housing to people in New York City in his father's apartment buildings when they systematically deprived people of color of getting condos and apartments this goes back to that and the rate let me just finish about race with that let me just finish

[SPEAKER_14]: The reason Donald Trump is obsessed with Donald that with Barack Obama.

[SPEAKER_14]: In my opinion, I believe that with all my heart.

[SPEAKER_03]: But what if it's because he believes he's the cornerstone of all this stuff against them and the thirty-four felonies and all that.

[SPEAKER_14]: I think the whole, I'm not going to deny that the whole cocktail influences Donald Trump, but I think it's a very core of Trumpism.

[SPEAKER_14]: is this desire to write the wrong that was wokeness.

[SPEAKER_14]: And Barack Obama, the black president, we can't play.

[SPEAKER_14]: There were people that they came out of the woodwork because they were all pissed off.

[SPEAKER_14]: I heard them.

[SPEAKER_14]: I heard them.

[SPEAKER_14]: I played golf with all of them.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're poor.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's about dividing people so you can have an enemy.

[SPEAKER_02]: because if you have an enemy, you can really, really sell your mindset.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if you unite as a country, that's no way to get elected.

[SPEAKER_02]: The way to get elected is to divide and marry yourself to the side that's going to support you and totally bad mouth the other side.

[SPEAKER_14]: And then we could go on to disagree on the, this is an opinion of mine.

[SPEAKER_14]: I believe that he minds this

[SPEAKER_14]: this topic of Barack Obama for all its worth because people loved it.

[SPEAKER_14]: You did the excitement that I heard it got together.

[SPEAKER_14]: You think they're going to put Barack Obama in jail?

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, with the big with the the story eyes, you know, the the black man that attained the presidency of the United States.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's going to go to jail now prove that I was right all along.

[SPEAKER_14]: It just, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: Again, I don't think it's on race.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's that he is considered the head of your party of the Democrat, the most powerful Democrat over there.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I think for the Trump supporter who saw stuff as corruption throughout the

[SPEAKER_03]: thing and so the especially the thirty four felonies made a lot of Trump people think well that none of that's right.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well if you look at your if you look at the fact that they targeted Biden and they targeted Hillary and they targeted a woman you could be you could be you could have a point about that but I really do this is just my I'm talking about if you scrape scrape away all the layers of the onion you peel it back that I think you get that down there and we'll have to agree to disagree that about the racism thing but let me let me pivot if I can because I was watching fox a clip from fox

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: And the Fox people were talking about Stephen Colbert and they had a guy on that was talking about Stephen Colbert and halfway through what he was saying.

[SPEAKER_14]: He was saying when Stephen Colbert came in and turned late night TV into woke night TV.

[SPEAKER_14]: I disagree with that part.

[SPEAKER_14]: When he talks about Stephen Colbert

[SPEAKER_14]: not being funny.

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't really disagree because in my humble opinion Stephen Colbert ain't John Stewart and Stephen Colbert ain't David Letterman.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I think Stephen Colbert found a lame

[SPEAKER_14]: with the political content.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not trying to say that Stephen Colbert's political views are not shared by me on many, many, many subjects.

[SPEAKER_14]: What I'm saying is that franchise can do something like what I'm doing right now.

[SPEAKER_14]: And in the next breath, we can talk about stupid crap.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we can have celebrities, I'm talking about the late night shows, and have celebrities on.

[SPEAKER_14]: and do it more than the he was known.

[SPEAKER_14]: More as a political pundit that he was as a talk show host you never got the you know it was your audience.

[SPEAKER_14]: You're not going to make the money but but the thing is John Stewart.

[SPEAKER_14]: did the same thing Cole Bear does, but John Stuart did it better.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: And you know, when you talk when you talk about the late show franchise, David Letterman was in the great tradition of Johnny Carson.

[SPEAKER_14]: kind of stayed on the outside when it came to stuff like that.

[SPEAKER_14]: And he certainly didn't make it every single day.

[SPEAKER_14]: And even when I was watching Comedy Central and, you know, the Colbert rapport, I always thought he tried too hard.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sorry, I did.

[SPEAKER_14]: And the reason I bring this up is because we love to divide and we love to say everybody that's on the left is gonna support Stephen Colbert.

[SPEAKER_14]: Bullshit!

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not, and I'm not doing it because of the fact that they're cow-towing to drop.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't care if they're cow-towing.

[SPEAKER_14]: The bottom line is the Stephen Colbert show, the late show with Stephen Colbert, was never in the beloved category that Carson was.

[SPEAKER_14]: Now you can say it's because of television and how it's evolved and how we've become fractionalized.

[SPEAKER_14]: But I also think that the great hosts

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, and I include Conan O'Brien in that group.

[SPEAKER_14]: The great funny man that the job one was, what's the best bit we can do?

[SPEAKER_14]: And I think, really, if I was to come out here every single day and talk about Donald Trump, I think it would be, first of all, it'd be in the wrong medium.

[SPEAKER_14]: I wouldn't be on the Michael Amara show because it wouldn't be appropriate for me to be doing this show.

[SPEAKER_14]: We like to be an inch deep in a mile wide.

[SPEAKER_14]: We really do.

[SPEAKER_14]: But to me, it's kind of a,

[SPEAKER_14]: Cop out, you know, if you're going to do that kind of television, go on MSNBC, go on Fox, go on a political show.

[SPEAKER_14]: And it was just like, do you remember David Letterman, Rob, do you remember the belly laughs that you would get with Larry?

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: With Larry.

[SPEAKER_14]: But Melman, it was stupid petrics and with, you know, Dave doing stupid stuff like dropping, you know, watermelons off the, the top of the building.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now being totally toned after politics, Dave would make fun of anyone who was in power.

[SPEAKER_02]: which is in the grand tradition.

[SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't partisan.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was just politicians that he would make fun of and he would mock.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: And he would do it a great way.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I thought that was like.

[SPEAKER_02]: In a way, it's kind of unifying when you make fun of them all.

[SPEAKER_14]: I watched the clips of the shows and I just got to a point with Stephen Goldberg was like, okay, here he goes again.

[SPEAKER_02]: And now we can agree that he's not funny.

[SPEAKER_02]: We can agree that he's never been funny.

[SPEAKER_14]: But he did have her been am I is that and I'm not trying to know this is not political statement.

[SPEAKER_14]: I have never I didn't think he was funny on the Colbert report.

[SPEAKER_14]: No, I think it was it was pre-written.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he just oversold you know, I watch a lot of late night television either live or on clips because I'm always looking for stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I never ever find anything worthwhile with Stephen Colbert.

[SPEAKER_02]: However, I've seen numbers and he was the number one in late night.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, his numbers were good, but then I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_14]: No, I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't like it.

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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: No

[SPEAKER_14]: and the bells and the whistles.

[SPEAKER_14]: I just want to consider the guys that we used to have where, you know, first of all, you'd have big, big, big mega stars.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, movie stars pop music stars that would come out and these mega stars would just sit there in panel and every guest would stay because it was like a cocktail party.

[SPEAKER_14]: And then, you know,

[SPEAKER_14]: It's just like right now, if you want to get true greatness in that pain, I have no idea of Graham Norton is still making television over in the UK.

[SPEAKER_14]: But Graham Norton's one of the best I've ever seen.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: He talks funny.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, stop it.

[SPEAKER_14]: I love good.

[SPEAKER_14]: You don't like Graham Norton.

[SPEAKER_14]: I actually, I do.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's pretty good stuff.

[SPEAKER_14]: It really, really is.

[SPEAKER_02]: But to what you say is that I was on the outset saddened that we lost a late night show, because it's sort of the part of the backbone of our entertainment industry.

[SPEAKER_14]: He disappointed that the franchise was killed.

[SPEAKER_02]: But to look at it, it's, you know, it's been dead for a long time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not what it used to be.

[SPEAKER_02]: Kimmel has good moments.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: This guest list for the past week is also shows you it's not an entertaining show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Who's his guest list?

[SPEAKER_03]: Adam Schiff, Anthony Cargan, Noah Cyrus, Sandra O, Dave Franco, Bad Bunny, Leon Morgan, Grace Potter, Steve Buschemi, Joshua Piero.

[SPEAKER_02]: Bad Bunny is very funny.

[SPEAKER_14]: I risk my case.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's just, it's sad.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I personally like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think he's a great bunny.

[SPEAKER_14]: I really, really, not about money.

[SPEAKER_14]: You think you're great, but I don't.

[SPEAKER_14]: I just hate to see something that we could all kind of laugh at, but you're right, it's all fractionalized now.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's divisive and everything.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have to wonder if the brilliant minds of CBS, because they're always making good decisions.

[SPEAKER_14]: Quinn R. I just said, bring back Craig Ferguson.

[SPEAKER_02]: Amen.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my God.

[SPEAKER_14]: Amen.

[SPEAKER_14]: Talk about unsung and then replace by super dick.

[SPEAKER_14]: That, you know, the little man from England.

[SPEAKER_02]: Gordon James court James courten who the entire time he was on television tried so hard to make you like him.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, please like me.

[SPEAKER_06]: Please please please.

[SPEAKER_14]: Unrewarding.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, meaningless.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, I go back now and Carson had this too.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I think one of the great dynamics in life is a flirtatious exchange between man and a woman.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I think it was, and by the way, Graham Norton would prove between a man and a man too, which he's done on that show and it can be really funny.

[SPEAKER_14]: And Johnny Carson did it.

[SPEAKER_14]: David Letterman did it to an extent, but nobody.

[SPEAKER_14]: did it like Craig Ferguson.

[SPEAKER_06]: I know.

[SPEAKER_14]: And he would have absolute stunning beautiful women come on that show.

[SPEAKER_14]: And he was charming in such a way that he would bring that out and be flirtatious in a beautiful way.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's the magical when a good looking lady would come out on the stage with him.

[SPEAKER_02]: And Ferguson would just lean back.

[SPEAKER_14]: like I'm ready for this now like oh he love it and of course it was so confident I mean that was a guy that you could look at and with his humor and the way he did that I mean that is not easy to do because Conan was awkward jay was awkward jay clatterman was awkward and even well Ferguson beats Carson in that regard sure Ferguson had his targets

[SPEAKER_02]: Like if Angie Dickinson was on.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_14]: Angie Diane Cannon too.

[SPEAKER_14]: That was great.

[SPEAKER_14]: But, you know, and then Conan would do it in that kind of awkward schoolboy way that was fantastic.

[SPEAKER_14]: And when you talk about blowing up a late night franchise, like late night with David Letterman and then Stephen Colbert.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: You're talking about killing something that I still think would have a bit of potential to for everybody to watch on a search.

[SPEAKER_02]: See, you're full of hope.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_14]: You think it's dead for good.

[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think that that means television's broadcast and changes on a whim?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, good change.

[SPEAKER_02]: So think I wanted to ask about CBS.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think there was any chance they brought him in a Colbert with the notion in mind of politicizing it and bringing that half of our nation.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I'm sure because it had traction.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's why you had ratings.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, that's why you had it.

[SPEAKER_14]: I just think that it's the funny factor.

[SPEAKER_14]: that I really like.

[SPEAKER_14]: And when it got to a point where he was so heavy handed, you know, he's a pretty heavy duty guy as far as his opinions are concerned.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's, you know, he's pretty set in his perceptions of religion and politics and all of that.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I think people like that that don't even open the door a crack.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, Josh and I have discussions from opposing points of view on almost at least every other day.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, I Bill Mar has lasted forever.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, because Bill Mar will at a certain point say, you know, I don't know what Bill Mar would say with they say, don't deify this guy, is it my job to be, you know, somebody who's on the left to us and say, Oh, what they did was to, I think the, you know, the guy doesn't elicit that kind of support for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think it's going to be easy to raise that kind of support because I think as a rule, the average American has no interest in a late night show anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right before COVID, David Spade did a show called Lights Out.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it was perfect.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God, it was perfect.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a half hour late night show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: One guest, he did the monologue at the end and they did stunts and it was funny.

[SPEAKER_02]: funny and they canceled it because I don't think there's a need for that sort of format anymore.

[SPEAKER_03]: There's too much competition in that format with podcasts now and YouTube shows.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm doing an interview.

[SPEAKER_03]: It is called way too much money to make that show.

[SPEAKER_14]: It does, two hundred, I hear two hundred staff that we're on, uh, late night, two hundred people.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Two hundred people.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's, uh, that's stunning.

[SPEAKER_14]: So that's my take.

[SPEAKER_02]: And in there, that's two hundred my two writers.

[SPEAKER_14]: Let me ask both of you.

[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think eventually that all things, Epstein, and I'm talking, we know what we're all wanting is Americans, names, let me know names.

[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think we will ever get any of that release to the public?

[SPEAKER_02]: I do.

[SPEAKER_14]: You do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that it's going to come out a little bit at first and it's going to wet the appetite of the entire country, even people that support Trump.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're going to want to know what's up.

[SPEAKER_02]: in any case, and it's going to be too strong of a demand for the government to not release it.

[SPEAKER_02]: They've already said they're not going to release it, and now they're getting closer.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think whatever comes out, we're not going to believe that it's all of it.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's true.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, we'll be disappointed that there's not, yeah, those things always are like that when they make this big a deal and people get there, you know, panties and a wad about what's going to be released and what's not going to be released.

[SPEAKER_14]: People, it always ends up being a bit of a let down role.

[SPEAKER_02]: I remember having to

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike was destroyed when they released all this stuff about the Kennedy assassination.

[SPEAKER_02]: He wanted more.

[SPEAKER_14]: Remember, two words though, and that list is released.

[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?

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[SPEAKER_14]: Ozzy Osborn had a really cool take on how he wanted his funeral to go down.

[SPEAKER_14]: He said his family could do whatever they want as long as it makes them happy.

[SPEAKER_14]: Because as we were talking, I think short time ago, funerals are for the living.

[SPEAKER_14]: He said, quote, honestly, they don't care what they play by funeral.

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[SPEAKER_14]: If it makes them happy.

[SPEAKER_14]: We are the Diddyman as a non-sensical song by British comedian Ken Dodd.

[SPEAKER_14]: But in other interviews, he has said that he'd like his funeral to be a celebration, not a moped fist.

[SPEAKER_14]: And he said he'd like them to play a Beatles song, possibly a day in the life.

[SPEAKER_14]: And then interesting, that's what he would choose.

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[SPEAKER_14]: He also said it would be fun to play a video of him asking his doctor for a second opinion.

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[SPEAKER_14]: You know, there are as you do as paramedics reportedly tried for two hours to save his life and a Birmingham bridge that pays a tribute to Black Sabbath has become a memorial site for us not us more like that Drake who played Birmingham last night stopped by the bridge and poured one out for Aussie this one's for Aussie so I think that's a that's pretty cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think if you really wanted to do one for Aussie it might involve a syringe

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, you had a few substances there.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they squirt far.

[SPEAKER_02]: That'd be fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: You could do that from the car.

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[SPEAKER_14]: This is Aussie Aussie.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Play the wish.

[SPEAKER_06]: Or not.

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[SPEAKER_14]: A school district in Tennessee announced that doctors notes with no longer excuse a child's absence.

[SPEAKER_14]: The Lawrence County school system said the stricter policy is to improve the district's attendance rate.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm interested to hear what you guys think about this.

[SPEAKER_14]: Kids will just be marked present or absent and there are punishments for absence, sick or not.

[SPEAKER_14]: After three no shows, schools will start an intervention.

[SPEAKER_14]: If a kid misses eight or more days, they will be referred to juvenile court for truancy.

[SPEAKER_14]: If a child goes to school sick, can't make it through the day, and the school nurse sends them home, that child will be marked as tardy.

[SPEAKER_14]: The director of schools is Michael Adkins, and he is a no-non-sense kind of guy.

[SPEAKER_14]: He says, we are going to take control of the attendance of our students.

[SPEAKER_14]: You can bring all the doctors notes you want, but it is still unexcused.

[SPEAKER_14]: I say yay.

[SPEAKER_14]: I say nay.

[SPEAKER_14]: No.

[SPEAKER_14]: Why?

[SPEAKER_02]: First of all, I don't care for the word tardy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Never have.

[SPEAKER_02]: But perhaps most importantly, did we not just come off of a pandemic that was spread by people going to places they shouldn't go when they're sick?

[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't want my kids sick because you sent your kid exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: Keep them home.

[SPEAKER_02]: You'd keep them home for the safety of others.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what you do.

[SPEAKER_14]: You can fail the grade, you can fail the course, you are going, this is the same administrator.

[SPEAKER_14]: You are going to be petitioned to court.

[SPEAKER_14]: You are not going to participate in graduation, get your driver's license or permit.

[SPEAKER_14]: There may be exemptions for verified chronic illnesses, like what you just mentioned.

[SPEAKER_14]: And severe injuries.

[SPEAKER_02]: But if you have me, there may be.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's not saying you have the sniffles, that's fine.

[SPEAKER_14]: You are going to have them when you go to work one day.

[SPEAKER_14]: We have all gone to work sick and hurt and beat up.

[SPEAKER_02]: I never have.

[SPEAKER_14]: But you won't get a doctor's note for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think a doctor should be the ultimate arbiter here.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you're sick enough to go to the doctor and he's saying stay out of school, you got to beat life them out of school.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't you think?

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm very much a taskmaster when it comes to school sickness.

[SPEAKER_14]: It was with all my kids as far as, you know, I just think that Carl is much easier than I am when it comes to that.

[SPEAKER_14]: But I see your point.

[SPEAKER_03]: I actually might stand for that.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think on that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Take grades into account as well.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to hold a kid back for missing days if they're a straight day student.

[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_03]: Gentlemen, I can only say one thing.

[SPEAKER_14]: The Chinese are practically at our border.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're getting ready to invade.

[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of them in Canada.

[SPEAKER_14]: We need to toughen up.

[SPEAKER_14]: We need to toughen these kids up in my home.

[SPEAKER_02]: I remember you saying, I don't care that Robert has leukemia.

[SPEAKER_02]: Make him go to preschool.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I said, come on now.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, really, that's not fair to everybody.

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[SPEAKER_14]: He's wearing his fishing.

[SPEAKER_14]: What is that a buck-all block on a buck-all?

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, what?

[SPEAKER_14]: Alright, come on and just lean in.

[SPEAKER_14]: Don't mose the over twelve-year-old.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's a good outfit for the heat.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, you're gonna stay nice and cool.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's got his fishing backpack on.

[SPEAKER_14]: You're not going fishing in the neighborhood, are you?

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I've got the same one.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that's right.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Keep that on.

[SPEAKER_14]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Again.

[SPEAKER_14]: So it's a good name right on the other street.

[SPEAKER_14]: Don't get arrested.

[SPEAKER_14]: He's gonna see you later.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come home with that backpack full of smell.

[SPEAKER_14]: You'll get that bass and I ought to know because I was who was I, Rob.

[SPEAKER_14]: I was I was a bass.

[SPEAKER_02]: What was my big mouth Billy bass?

[SPEAKER_14]: No, it's happy best.

[SPEAKER_02]: Happy best, of course.

[SPEAKER_14]: The official Lake Anna spokesperson.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, is he covering his nose to go fishing or because of the spell in the house?

[SPEAKER_14]: I think he's covering his face.

[SPEAKER_14]: Neither.

[SPEAKER_14]: He is actually going so he will be undetected by the nasty cramogene neighbors that say.

[SPEAKER_02]: If anyone pulls him aside, have him identify himself as the shopper's food warehouse tomato.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm happy back, forty-three miles of crystal clear shoreline.

[SPEAKER_14]: The Malcolm Jamal Warner's death could have been even more tragic because he was swimming with his sad with his eight-year-old daughter when he drowned.

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[SPEAKER_14]: By the time Warner was pulled to shore by a lifeguard and another surfer, he was too far gone.

[SPEAKER_14]: God, that's sad.

[SPEAKER_14]: They gave him CPR for forty five minutes, but it was no use.

[SPEAKER_14]: He was pronounced dead at the scene.

[SPEAKER_14]: Malcolm was a very secret about his wife and daughter.

[SPEAKER_14]: So he didn't put it all out there for people, which I sometimes respect and awful.

[SPEAKER_02]: When I found out about his passing, it affected me.

[SPEAKER_02]: right away because I grew up watching him and we were the same age and it really really and I wondered if it's maybe I'm too invested that I would be troubled by it but it turns out he was so beloved by the entire show biz community that he was just a good guy yeah very very good guy very sad paramount has been accused of pandering to president trump that's the whole cold beer that you're talking about on Tuesday they finalized a one point five billion

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[SPEAKER_14]: Just like Saddam Hussein used to be, he's also shown naked and with a tiny weiner.

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[SPEAKER_14]: They run the first PSA, which is a live action video.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not Praurian.

[SPEAKER_02]: You will not be turned on by this video despite the video despite the annuity.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not even a South Park person.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't.

[SPEAKER_14]: Probably a funny or than that would even be.

[SPEAKER_14]: Fifty-three-year-old Sasha Baron Cohen put his abs on full display for men's fitness UK.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Sasha's transformation isn't too much of a shock-considering of the, that he just made, his Marvel debut as Super Villain Muffisto.

[SPEAKER_14]: uh... on the series iron hard and marvel boss kevin phage i hope i pronounce that correctly uh... he confirm will be seen more of the character sachet shared photos in joke quote this is not a i i really am egotistical enough to do this some so as he uh... celebs use ozempic some use private chefs others use personal trainers i did all three he also added that he was hard launching his middle life crisis there you know that really the dude that how

[SPEAKER_14]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know how he looks, Mike?

[SPEAKER_02]: Very nice.

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[SPEAKER_13]: My brother Bilo, you'll never get this.

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[SPEAKER_14]: An influencer posted a video of herself swimming through some beautiful foam in the ocean.

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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm actually not even a soul of the cold.

[SPEAKER_08]: That is salty.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, only later she found out that it might have been raw sewage.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that happened to a local broadcast for here in Channel five during a hurricane.

[SPEAKER_02]: Tucker, Tucker Barnes was an ocean city and he was enveloped by foam that was later found out to be sewage.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, you know, that's what I just have to say, or when you're swimming into foam, you finally find out.

[SPEAKER_14]: Diarrhea.

[SPEAKER_13]: That's like a relief.

[SPEAKER_14]: So good luck to him.

[SPEAKER_13]: She's been say, difficult.

[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_14]: That's tough.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, that's worse.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that is so nasty.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, Kelly and my mom have been trying to convince me to stop drinking Red Bull.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: So when I was in England, I enjoyed tea.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I decided I would purchase a tea kettle and try to make the transition.

[SPEAKER_14]: Is that really an appliance, though?

[SPEAKER_14]: If it's an electric tea kettle.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's an electric tea kettle.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love my electric tea kettle.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've got a really nice tea kettle here that I'm very happy with.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, look at that.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like something out of beauty in the beast.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's elegant.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, be your guest.

[SPEAKER_02]: Be your guest.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, get a selfie.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a lexric.

[SPEAKER_03]: Put your clothes on the thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Tell us my phone when it's ready for me to add the tea leaves.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you're doing the teeth.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you know why that's not just an electric water kind of them that actually brews the T for you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I stand corrected.

[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, I have to pour it through a little filter and into my mug and I am trying to start I'm trying to start today to not drink Red Bull and instead drink tea

[SPEAKER_14]: Let me see, can you open it up and can we see the mechanism a little bit, see what you put the tea leaves into?

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's, it's empty right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've already drank it.

[SPEAKER_02]: He drank all the tea.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, except for that water that I just built on my desk.

[SPEAKER_14]: What kind of tea do you like?

[SPEAKER_14]: What's your, what are you going for?

[SPEAKER_14]: I am a, I'm a black tea.

[SPEAKER_03]: Black tea.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Not a real gray.

[SPEAKER_03]: It is a real gray.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know that lady in the phone, the lady in the phone like salty.

[SPEAKER_03]: Salty.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Poopty.

[SPEAKER_03]: Poopty.

[SPEAKER_03]: A predictor tea is what she likes.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like putting anything in my tea.

[SPEAKER_03]: I like it just straight.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I am just an Earl Grey guy and less other people have opinions.

[SPEAKER_14]: But right now, you can have tea before the show.

[SPEAKER_14]: Have tea and like tea.

[SPEAKER_14]: I've got the right hand your sandwiches.

[SPEAKER_14]: You got hot tea right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hot tea right here.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now what about iced tea because that you don't drink red Bull hot?

[SPEAKER_02]: So you need to replace it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You need probably iced tea, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Probably.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I want the caffeine of the tea.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'd like to continue with this fascinating discussion, but since we're talking about food and drink, I think it's a good time for me to bring up my little salad question that I wanted to ask you guys.

[SPEAKER_14]: There is a new product that we are enjoying, and that is the old Eggland's best company comes out with these little bags of the hard boiled eggs, and it's got like four or five of these little eggs in them if you don't want to hassle with them.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you go to Costco, you can get dozens in a bag.

[SPEAKER_14]: You mean dozens of hard-boiled eggs?

[SPEAKER_02]: Peeled hard-boiled eggs.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Really?

[SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen that word.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a seasonal.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a seasonal.

[SPEAKER_14]: Why is it seasonal?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I was going to say it's in the garden section.

[SPEAKER_02]: But no, it's in the refrigerated section of your local Costco.

[SPEAKER_02]: It always looks a little off-putting to me to see a pre-peeled egg.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I know, but the thing is, I've gotten them before other companies and there's something like super sanitary about the eggland ones that come out.

[SPEAKER_14]: They're okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: They're just not rubbery.

[SPEAKER_14]: No, they look good and so

[SPEAKER_14]: I've been taking again to making my salads, egg salads and it made me think to ask you guys when it comes to the sandwich salads.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I was curious about the big three.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, if you're in a pinch, the sandwich salad you would go for would it be the chicken or the tuna or the egg?

[SPEAKER_14]: I can't think of another egg.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, there's ham.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, there's the egg salad.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: But ham, who cared?

[SPEAKER_14]: Nobody makes that.

[SPEAKER_14]: So, you know, I was thinking, do you have a preference for I can tell you there to me is nothing better in the whole wide world than a delicious egg salad sandwich.

[SPEAKER_14]: If I can just add this before we let you guys take this over, I got myself that little like accordion slicer, you know, that super egg slicer, the handle that it's sort of a mandolin, but it's like you sit the egg down.

[SPEAKER_14]: on it and the wires cut through the egg.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and egg slicer.

[SPEAKER_02]: Very slicer and much slicer.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I do the slice and then I turn the egg around as I hold it together and I do another slice.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I poured into the bowl, bingo, bingo, no breaking it up with your fork and you got your beautiful egg salad and I had an egg salad sandwich for lunch today and it was just dreamy.

[SPEAKER_14]: And that's when I said to myself, this is the greatest salad ever.

[SPEAKER_14]: There's no better salad in my opinion than eggs.

[SPEAKER_02]: That is the salads are strong all through.

[SPEAKER_02]: Carried just made a chicken salad this past week that was excellent.

[SPEAKER_02]: You need specialty salad like she put any nuts or cranberries have occasionally made one with that does have nuts and grapes in it, which is really good on a quassal.

[SPEAKER_02]: But all told, if you're going to have your choice, you got to go egg salad because it requires more preparation.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it's more of a treat.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_14]: We were simply going that, but we're getting some violent headaches from the man from Saint Augustin.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hard boy eggs.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because I hate the way they taste the way they smell.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like them.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like them.

[SPEAKER_03]: They smell like a fart.

[SPEAKER_03]: They do.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I am a chicken salad guy, especially if you can throw some grapes, cranberries, apples, some fruit in there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, perfect.

[SPEAKER_14]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_14]: This discussion has been satisfying for me because we've got two that like the egg, then the chicken salad comes in second.

[SPEAKER_14]: And the last one which is I think kind of a go-to is the tuna salad because you can always keep, you can keep a can of tuna in your pantry forever.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a great go-to.

[SPEAKER_14]: And the thing about the thing about tuna is that.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, buddy.

[SPEAKER_14]: If you go, I will never eat tuna salad.

[SPEAKER_14]: at like a deadly me either I will never go to like subway and get it to I find tuna made somewhere else to be about as gross as I want to know I want to see that tuna fish in the can and I want to make it myself

[SPEAKER_14]: I'll buy chicken salad all day.

[SPEAKER_14]: That little jelly we had across the street, the bagel joint, whatever the Einstein bagels.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I used to get my little chicken salad on a bagel.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's beautiful of that.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think add to your tuna salad.

[SPEAKER_14]: I take the little lizards that are down here, the Anola eggs.

[SPEAKER_14]: Now hold on.

[SPEAKER_14]: I forgot a great salad, but it's a sandwich salad.

[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?

[SPEAKER_14]: potato.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, potato salad with a hand from macaroni salad.

[SPEAKER_14]: Can you handle potato salad with the hard boiled eggs in it?

[SPEAKER_14]: Because a lot of recipes for potato salad have eggs.

[SPEAKER_14]: Do you like that?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll eat potato salad once in a while with eggs in it.

[SPEAKER_03]: If I can't tell the eggs are in it, yes, do you feel that you would be a rambal?

[SPEAKER_03]: I like I like Friday scrambled or okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think that if we made the arrangements of a hard boy egg also gets me would you eat potatoes salad on the cruise?

[SPEAKER_03]: for an audience sound good.

[SPEAKER_14]: Cruising, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_14]: Potato salad is right behind tuna salad for salads to get out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you want it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want it homemade.

[SPEAKER_14]: I want it homemade.

[SPEAKER_14]: And my mother-in-law makes the greatest potato salad in the world that is made its way through both families.

[SPEAKER_14]: And whenever Carla now goes to like a cookout with my family, so you can bring the potatoes out.

[SPEAKER_14]: you know, bring the potato salad.

[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody really likes that.

[SPEAKER_14]: You should share that one.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, hey, that's a good idea.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, it would be nice if I if I could like put pen to paper and, you know, share it with everybody.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's just funny.

[SPEAKER_02]: What are you talking?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's nonsense.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: A nice letter of gratitude for your salad.

[SPEAKER_03]: To the potatoes.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you feel that tuna salad when it is left unattended for like an hour, even if it's in the fridge?

[SPEAKER_02]: The flavor changes and it is no longer appealing?

[SPEAKER_14]: tuna salad?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_14]: I think tuna salad should be consumed almost immediately.

[SPEAKER_02]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a delicate thing.

[SPEAKER_14]: And it should not be over mixed.

[SPEAKER_14]: No, you want some chunks.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't like it when it's just this goo.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's why the subway mixes like old bay into theirs.

[SPEAKER_03]: So the flavor stays.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's your Baltimore heritage right there.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I don't ever think I've got to have a little touch of that stuff.

[SPEAKER_14]: And you know, for Christ's sake, put it in the Christmas stockings.

[SPEAKER_14]: Old Bay.

[SPEAKER_14]: Come on.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Come on out.

[SPEAKER_14]: Don't that old bay in there, for everybody you enjoyed.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's spectacular stuff.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, the human body is constantly adapting, evolving even.

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[SPEAKER_02]: How about this?

[SPEAKER_02]: Body hair is going away because we no longer need it to stay warm.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know me neither.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't think that would be true.

[SPEAKER_14]: But my Rob received you.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know Rob's back.

[SPEAKER_14]: We call him the loom.

[SPEAKER_02]: How do they determine it's going away?

[SPEAKER_02]: It says hair serves no longer any purpose and that body hair will no longer be useful and thus disappear in the near future.

[SPEAKER_02]: However, we're going to keep our eyebrows.

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[SPEAKER_14]: You need to speak.

[SPEAKER_02]: That would be your dream come true, wouldn't it?

[SPEAKER_14]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Not hearing me.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I want to know about so that I have to enlighten you that I have more than enough head down has do I plenty of here, so I'll be happy to see you in a way future generations just won't grow by the hair.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah true that with that mean the hair on their head as well.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you'll get to keep your hair on your head and your eyebrows for some reason.

[SPEAKER_14]: But not beard.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: And why would you want one?

[SPEAKER_02]: What a hassle, man.

[SPEAKER_14]: But look how many beardes are around now.

[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody's got a beard now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, really.

[SPEAKER_14]: Everyone, I watch a lot of fish and shows.

[SPEAKER_14]: They're all in beard.

[SPEAKER_02]: My, I hope you enjoy having nipples.

[SPEAKER_02]: Are nipples going away?

[SPEAKER_02]: Male nipples are going away.

[SPEAKER_03]: But what are they really for, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: And why haven't they gone away before now?

[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a good question.

[SPEAKER_02]: Fact is, male nipples are getting smaller.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Because they are small.

[SPEAKER_02]: They are, they used to be massive.

[SPEAKER_14]: Man, you've never seen giant like, uh, hell a pad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: My nipples look like pad size or Eolas.

[SPEAKER_02]: My nipples look like drails.

[SPEAKER_02]: Big ones.

[SPEAKER_14]: But they're now, you know, some of them are just pinpricks now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little pin point horrible.

[SPEAKER_02]: Scientists say male nipples will disappear over time because they're not making milk.

[SPEAKER_02]: What?

[SPEAKER_03]: One of these parts did people before us have that we don't have anymore.

[SPEAKER_14]: They were covered head to toe in a thick mat of hair with nipples, uh, the size of coasters.

[SPEAKER_02]: I have nipples, Greg.

[SPEAKER_02]: get you milked me?

[SPEAKER_02]: Ear muscles that have been used in the past to point your ears in different directions to hear predators.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're going away because, but this, the thing that has existed, have you ever known anyone that could wiggle their ears?

[SPEAKER_14]: God does it on the cruise.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, John, we get right on it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Small as small as nipple wins.

[SPEAKER_02]: So Mike, and it has to be a singular one.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not a fair.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's just one in the middle.

[SPEAKER_02]: But like a cake tap.

[SPEAKER_02]: Have you ever known anyone that could wiggle their ears?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: That is the... Here must be something I could see you with all your like theater kids doing in high school.

[SPEAKER_14]: No, they'd all gather around Rob and he'd wiggle his ears.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, they gathered around me and they just cheered.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's all they did.

[SPEAKER_14]: What did they cheered for?

[SPEAKER_02]: How funny I was.

[SPEAKER_14]: God.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm barf.

[SPEAKER_02]: They didn't really.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm barf.

[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, listen, share this episode, smash that like button.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[SPEAKER_02]: So here's Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is one of my favorites.

[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty soon we're all going to have eight toes.

[SPEAKER_14]: or going to get more toes.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_14]: I thought you were talking about on one foot.

[SPEAKER_02]: The pinky toe is going away.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's terrible.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's not good.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's the golf swing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_14]: No, you want to stable platform.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know, if you lost a pinky, you'd have balance issues.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have a very prominent pinky toe or sort of a less than impressive?

[SPEAKER_14]: Less than impressive.

[SPEAKER_14]: Less than impressive.

[SPEAKER_02]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, that means we're advanced.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're further along the level of the average.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you're sounding advanced right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm my brain when you're tongue went away.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're further along the evolutionary scale because our toes have started to do something.

[SPEAKER_14]: You what the lime was from my dad when you were talking to my mom about growing a beard and my dad couldn't grow a beard and the hardware master up in Maine said, Hey, Bill, watch put some cream on that and have the cat lick it off.

[SPEAKER_14]: And then, uh, we're all heard of gentlemen's feelings.

[SPEAKER_14]: And he was very upset.

[SPEAKER_14]: He tried to grow a beard when somebody couldn't.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we're having a family dinner one night.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we're laughing because at that time, I had a beard.

[SPEAKER_14]: I was home from college, right?

[SPEAKER_14]: This big bushy Irish red beard.

[SPEAKER_14]: And we were talking about the fact that my mother

[SPEAKER_14]: I got my hear suit from my mom and my dad was kind of like cubal didn't have hair on his body and he looked across as he's having his roast taking a big bite of food and says it's very simple Mary.

[SPEAKER_14]: My ancestors came out of the trees before years.

[SPEAKER_14]: I love you pops.

[SPEAKER_13]: I do.

[SPEAKER_13]: I love you.

[SPEAKER_13]: Fed test to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: Who's flesh will no longer happen in the future?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because when the hairs go away, there's nothing to make your skin get all goose fleshy because the hair isn't there.

[SPEAKER_14]: So when you get scared, you know, when you get the same thing, a porcupine would do in danger.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, they stick their skin out to, you know, it's, it's really probably from that.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, if evolved from those creatures that use that as a defense mechanism, that's why when you get frightened by something, or something's really stimulating, you're, you know, your hair stands out.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's my great book series.

[SPEAKER_02]: Are you, I've surprised you know about it.

[SPEAKER_14]: I have kids.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's the first batch, right?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: The coccyx Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: How's your coccyx?

[SPEAKER_02]: Your tailbone.

[SPEAKER_14]: Today it's doing okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: But I will tell you on my left side, I'll get the next week.

[SPEAKER_14]: I think I get the shot shot in the neck neck.

[SPEAKER_14]: And now I got a pain pain in the backpack down lower.

[SPEAKER_14]: So I'm a mess.

[SPEAKER_14]: And I'm wondering if if it really continues with the neck neck, I can golf golf with the low low back back.

[SPEAKER_14]: Me off the course course.

[SPEAKER_02]: The oxyx mic is what's left of when we used to have tails, which were important for balance and communication, especially when we were climbing trees.

[SPEAKER_02]: But we no longer do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: So the coccyx is going to go away, eventually.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it will help people with their posture.

[SPEAKER_14]: That is the first triangular bone at the base of your spine.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's going to go away.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's just evolving away.

[SPEAKER_14]: It would seem to me that that has an effect on preventing injury, too, as that bone will prevent you from landing right on one of your vertebrae.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, that's the case because it's what's left for when we had tails.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I mean, it's not a necessary thing.

[SPEAKER_14]: Did John Cougar melanchamper really have a tail?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: He had like spider bifida or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: But we've, we've, we've a dread.

[SPEAKER_02]: I do remember that.

[SPEAKER_14]: Paul has a tail, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Paul McCartney?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's not any, it's an elephant's tail.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's gray and leathery with hair on the end.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, good news, although this doesn't affect me, because I still have mine, wisdom teeth are going away.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I had those out.

[SPEAKER_14]: I had a dry socket, too.

[SPEAKER_14]: You know what that is?

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yes.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's paying of a different magnitude, boy.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's harvesting.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're neck rib.

[SPEAKER_02]: This guy, this bump here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, collarbone?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's called a neck rib.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's called a neck rib.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that is Ben Kribb.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll put you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's under the collarbone.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's a collarbone.

[SPEAKER_02]: The set of ribs is incomplete or extremely thin.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it actually causes artery issues.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I believe it's the top rib under the collarbone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to go away.

[SPEAKER_14]: All right.

[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know how big it is.

[SPEAKER_14]: But it's certainly obscured by the collarbone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it bigger than your nipples, Greg?

[SPEAKER_14]: my giant pancake size nipples huge but you say what kind of pancake just roll over to eye hop look at the standard one.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's how big I'm talking about your nipples look like chocolate is a big a racer colored mipples the size of an eye hop pancake you can well those two of them are you can eat

[SPEAKER_14]: All right.

[SPEAKER_14]: Have you ever, are we done with this?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I've got the last one here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, last one.

[SPEAKER_14]: If you have this hand, the last item that we're going to lose.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know how great it is when you hand a baby, something in a grabs it like a rattle or a pistol, something like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: The grass brief legs is going away.

[SPEAKER_02]: We eventually, when we have babies, they won't instinctually grab at things anymore.

[SPEAKER_14]: Well, that's good.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's how you think?

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I don't like kids that are grabby.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you don't want to grab that.

[SPEAKER_14]: Fair for Dennis Murphy.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Really.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_14]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's good that you can see your massive nipples.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, I like that.

[SPEAKER_12]: Some beautiful videos.

[SPEAKER_12]: Jerry.

[SPEAKER_02]: People are dropping like flies.

[SPEAKER_02]: We didn't even get this one in time for the news to get.

[SPEAKER_02]: Chuck Manjione.

[SPEAKER_02]: Flegal horn probably the most well-known Flegal horn player in the world.

[SPEAKER_02]: He also played the trumpet, but he died in his sleep at the age of eighty four.

[SPEAKER_02]: He lived in Rochester and that happened two days ago in the twenty second.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like to mention two songs because I like them both very much.

[SPEAKER_02]: Of course, his big hit was called Feel So Good.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it was one of the best deals.

[SPEAKER_14]: Intros.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: That I ever played on the radio.

[SPEAKER_14]: I really love this song.

[SPEAKER_14]: It just had such a great lead-up.

[SPEAKER_02]: A feel.

[SPEAKER_02]: It has a feel to it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_14]: I think about it.

[SPEAKER_14]: How are one of five WAVs?

[SPEAKER_14]: Chopinja.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know this song, Josh?

[SPEAKER_03]: I do recognize this song.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that instrument is.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's up to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's up to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's up to you.

[SPEAKER_02]: isn't it like a slightly smaller than a trumpet but like mashed together like it's a bigger meat.

[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like it looks like a broken trumpet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: He also played the trumpet and it was a big deal back then to have jazz on top, Forty radio.

[SPEAKER_02]: I will also always remember him as the guy they got to do the theme to the cannonball run movie.

[SPEAKER_02]: Which is basically feels so good all over again, but this is the incidental score to cannonball run and that was also Chuck Manjooning.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's very agreeable.

[SPEAKER_14]: It didn't hit.

[SPEAKER_02]: It didn't hit.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's agreeable.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's agreeable.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a race car movie, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is not fit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, there were other songs on the soundtrack as well, but this was known as the cannonball run.

[SPEAKER_14]: I thought it was a piece.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_14]: Sorry, but I'm not kidding.

[SPEAKER_14]: No, don't have that knowledge.

[SPEAKER_14]: That deep knowledge of that.

[SPEAKER_14]: And they had a third one.

[SPEAKER_14]: What's the other hitty hat?

[SPEAKER_14]: He had a big hat.

[SPEAKER_02]: Straight.

[SPEAKER_02]: Straight.

[SPEAKER_02]: Smokey in the band.

[SPEAKER_02]: Straight.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, cannonball.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's, that's right, Steven.

[SPEAKER_02]: that does the theme, the rock and roll theme cannonball.

[SPEAKER_02]: A real cannonball run theme, the instrumental is Chuck Mandio.

[SPEAKER_14]: But Chuck Mandio did feel so good and one other big chart hit.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember another big chart.

[SPEAKER_03]: Give it all you got.

[SPEAKER_14]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_03]: Give it all you got.

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's comment up as Chuck Manciano, the Nineteen AD Olympics.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_03]: Manciano.

[SPEAKER_14]: This, I am sure right now he is looking down on us and saying, if you guys for that, that absolute mess of an open.

[SPEAKER_02]: I hated the fact that Manciano broke up the Beatles.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it was the, he wrote the theme song for the Nineteen AD Olympics.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you got it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And here's Mike just saying it for you.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's not right.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: This has been called on social media the most American tape ever published.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is Whiffleball played with a Roman candle.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Big balls with a least Roman candle with a ball.

[SPEAKER_02]: It might be the most New Jersey thing that is.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, you know, I tell you, those inside pitches.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's never done.

[SPEAKER_14]: It's a franality at all, I mean.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I want to bring back just to refresh your memory.

[SPEAKER_02]: The Walt Disney Audio animatronic character that debuted last week.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's our first time.

[SPEAKER_08]: One day when the little boy asked, here you go, make one.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I had to admit I do not draw anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, just so you know what he looks like.

[SPEAKER_02]: I found this as funny as anything I've seen this week.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is a guy on TikTok doing an impression of the way.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it moves.

[SPEAKER_11]: I've ready.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they've dubbed the actual thing, the actual speaking part to it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's great.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I was dumped one day with a little boy asked, do you draw Mickey Mouse?

[SPEAKER_08]: And I had to admit I do not draw him.

[SPEAKER_03]: Turn it up.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's way too quiet.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is too quiet, but his motions are dead on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, look like an ally.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know how you would get the idea to do that impression.

[SPEAKER_14]: That way.

[SPEAKER_14]: Look at the internet.

[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody gets ideas.

[SPEAKER_14]: They're all out there for everybody to see.

[SPEAKER_14]: I love that.

[SPEAKER_14]: That wall thing makes me laugh every time I see it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Lee County, are you near Lee County?

[SPEAKER_14]: In the middle of a rob, I'm in the middle of it right now as I speak to you.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah!

[SPEAKER_02]: There is another resident of Lee County who was sad.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was sad because his planet fitness was closed.

[SPEAKER_02]: It closed down and he wanted it to stay open.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: So what do you do when you do that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you write a letter to the corporation or maybe?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you don't do that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: They set the locker room on fire and then you get naked and you hide in a tanning bed.

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[SPEAKER_09]: No!

[UNKNOWN]: No!

[UNKNOWN]: No!

[UNKNOWN]: No!

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you know, wrap you up.

[SPEAKER_12]: Do the more than that.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you let's cheat much.

[SPEAKER_12]: Gross.

[SPEAKER_14]: Life cheat marks in the candy bag.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, my home town.

[SPEAKER_02]: And let's, let's do two more.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I know you like sport.

[SPEAKER_14]: You like the constant variety of sports and the red socks last night, extra innings over the Philadelphia Phillies way to go.

[SPEAKER_14]: Narvias, you were picked on all week long and then you showed them baby.

[SPEAKER_14]: way to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't bet on baseball.

[SPEAKER_02]: I bet on snails.

[SPEAKER_02]: So let's go to a village in England that had literally a snail race.

[SPEAKER_01]: If your Monday feels like it's moving at a snail's pace, folks across the pond can also relate.

[SPEAKER_01]: And English village turned slow motion into a sport over the weekend inviting snails from around the world.

[SPEAKER_07]: his handler did it.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, she rented the little racer.

[SPEAKER_14]: I love the British you got a tip at two.

[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sometimes I mean really they know how they know how to bring the funny they really really can you imagine like tune in up having a couple of adult beverages and rolling out and watching that and the pouring grown some money down

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, don't forget to bring the snail though.

[SPEAKER_02]: That'll ruin the whole day.

[SPEAKER_14]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_14]: Michael, they were notified of the winner.

[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, by mail.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we got.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's close with this Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Nineteen seventy eight doesn't seem so long ago, does it?

[SPEAKER_14]: I was nineteen years old around.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was seven years old.

[SPEAKER_02]: Josh probably not born yet, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Ninety seventy eight Josh probably.

[SPEAKER_14]: Nope.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, maybe.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so this is, you know, it's longer ago than I suspected that I thought it was because here is how the announcers on CBS television in nineteen seventy eight announced the fact that then the Washington Redskinez now known as the I guess the cheerleaders.

[SPEAKER_02]: They got new uniforms.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, here at DC Stadium, the Redskins have new uniforms.

[SPEAKER_09]: I like, like, that you might.

[SPEAKER_09]: As we start the fourth quarter, it is twenty-eight to sixteen Redskins.

[SPEAKER_09]: Not the wrong one.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's actually football together.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's what's inside the uniform that makes one of it is.

[SPEAKER_09]: Or what to move the Dallas Cowgirls.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they're dreading Dallas for having the other teams pick up their game with their cheerleaders.

[SPEAKER_14]: I have a question.

[SPEAKER_14]: It was a great video.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, was there a little yellow fabric right at the bottom of the butt?

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's take a look, shall we?

[SPEAKER_14]: Let's take a look.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's take a look.

[SPEAKER_14]: Just not a curiosity.

[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I'm just curious.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got to go back to the beginning.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_03]: I think there was a time that you wanted to make sure that it was on the butt.

[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_14]: On the butt, which was also my first musical album when I played the Flusor.

[SPEAKER_14]: It was fantastic.

[SPEAKER_14]: Listen, tomorrow we got a great bonus show.

[SPEAKER_14]: We do.

[SPEAKER_14]: Bob has put together a game that is one of the best, most innovative games I think he's ever come up with.

[SPEAKER_14]: and he's going to debut tomorrow and you know we throw it up against the wall see if it sticks if it sticks it sticks yeah have you honed it and refined it or you still work you bet I have I think if we change it all it would ruin it okay so you're not tweaking it all you're going to go with the what you said to me earlier today

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well last week when I started working on it.

[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, uh, we will do that tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_14]: We'll look forward to it.

[SPEAKER_14]: We will see you then for Rob Spuek and Josh Soroka.

[SPEAKER_14]: This is Michael Maraseng.

[SPEAKER_14]: So long.

[SPEAKER_14]: Every ball day.

[SPEAKER_00]: I guess goodbye.

[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Marasho.com.

[SPEAKER_10]: Michael Mara, radio entertainment.

[SPEAKER_10]: We don't make mistakes.

[SPEAKER_10]: We have happy accidents.

[SPEAKER_09]: What the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes?

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't like spam!