00:00.171 --> 00:01.211 [SPEAKER_01]: Hello, everyone.

00:01.231 --> 00:09.174 [SPEAKER_01]: It is episode two, and we are the J. K. And the K podcast, God.

00:09.414 --> 00:10.775 [SPEAKER_01]: Can we get an intro together?

00:11.455 --> 00:12.835 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, we need an intro, you think?

00:12.975 --> 00:14.956 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I would think, I mean, it would help.

00:15.336 --> 00:15.696 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

00:16.076 --> 00:16.677 [SPEAKER_00]: Just the way.

00:16.917 --> 00:20.798 [SPEAKER_01]: I am three margaritas in, so it's going to be a bit of a zesty moment.

00:21.338 --> 00:21.838 [SPEAKER_01]: I told you.

00:21.918 --> 00:23.419 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even have my drink.

00:23.659 --> 00:24.119 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, go get it.

00:24.359 --> 00:25.340 [SPEAKER_01]: You didn't even go get it right now.

00:25.560 --> 00:26.460 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you have free will.

00:27.140 --> 00:28.321 [SPEAKER_01]: You could do whatever you want.

00:28.341 --> 00:30.822 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not easy work making a podcast as they say.

00:30.902 --> 00:31.642 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it is.

00:31.742 --> 00:33.203 [SPEAKER_01]: And I am not used to the shit.

00:33.283 --> 00:34.784 [SPEAKER_01]: I am sweating buckets over here.

00:34.804 --> 00:35.804 [SPEAKER_01]: You're doing so good.

00:35.904 --> 00:37.185 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what my friend.

00:37.205 --> 00:38.605 [SPEAKER_01]: So we have like a little focus group.

00:38.745 --> 00:40.346 [SPEAKER_01]: We each have our own little focus group.

00:40.366 --> 00:45.148 [SPEAKER_01]: So I send my focus group our background logos, certain things.

00:45.528 --> 01:08.058 [SPEAKER_01]: Then Kathleen sends it to hers and they completely derail everything my focus group said and it's a fucking disaster any who's all in my focus group one of my friends was like it's so funny to see both of you guys because it's like me that I've been doing a podcast for three years and you they've never done a podcast and he's like every time she talks in the mic she like gets super close to the mic and is like I am talking into the mic now

01:08.858 --> 01:10.300 [SPEAKER_00]: I am like so good guys.

01:10.400 --> 01:12.061 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I'll get you so that I get you soon.

01:12.202 --> 01:13.323 [SPEAKER_01]: Of course you will.

01:13.443 --> 01:23.293 [SPEAKER_01]: So yesterday we actually launched or like announced that we had a podcast and that was a very exciting almost tinkled and poop my pipe.

01:23.693 --> 01:24.074 [SPEAKER_01]: What about you?

01:24.274 --> 01:26.155 [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah, we, we announced it yesterday.

01:26.235 --> 01:30.237 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, by the time they guys are seeing this second episode, we would have announced the wiring we go now.

01:30.837 --> 01:35.280 [SPEAKER_01]: But we were so freaking excited to see everybody's reaction to this process.

01:35.360 --> 01:37.961 [SPEAKER_01]: Because we were nervous that you guys forgot about us a long time ago.

01:38.001 --> 01:39.522 [SPEAKER_01]: We're like, do they care still?

01:39.702 --> 01:42.683 [SPEAKER_01]: And all the comments have been so sweet and amazing.

01:42.943 --> 01:45.145 [SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, I'm so excited that you guys are so excited.

01:45.185 --> 01:45.785 [SPEAKER_01]: We are so excited.

01:45.925 --> 01:46.805 [SPEAKER_01]: I am so excited.

01:46.825 --> 01:48.286 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait, where are you scared?

01:48.446 --> 01:50.227 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't want to reach the screen.

01:50.247 --> 01:51.088 [SPEAKER_01]: I can reach the screen.

01:51.108 --> 01:51.568 [SPEAKER_01]: Go watch it.

01:53.029 --> 02:00.413 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, last episode at Kathleen was doing jazz hands caught wheels with her hands all sorts of gymnastics.

02:00.453 --> 02:01.574 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I talk with my hands.

02:01.634 --> 02:02.275 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Hispanic.

02:02.435 --> 02:02.995 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I know it.

02:03.135 --> 02:06.737 [SPEAKER_01]: And then you're knee like literally your knee was like an outer space.

02:06.797 --> 02:08.218 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, how do you even bend like that?

02:08.278 --> 02:09.019 [SPEAKER_01]: Like what the fuck is?

02:09.699 --> 02:11.121 [SPEAKER_01]: It was not okay.

02:11.281 --> 02:13.864 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll try to sit after I be proper in today's episode.

02:13.984 --> 02:16.527 [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly though, it really was an amazing response.

02:16.767 --> 02:23.375 [SPEAKER_01]: If you're watching this three weeks ago, we addressed it on doing know them like we announced it and stuff that we were doing a podcast together.

02:23.535 --> 02:25.037 [SPEAKER_01]: But in case you didn't see that,

02:25.477 --> 02:31.461 [SPEAKER_01]: We just need to let you know that this does not mean my other podcast is ending and that this is a very different venture.

02:31.561 --> 02:33.482 [SPEAKER_01]: This is two gal pals gal paling.

02:33.742 --> 02:34.242 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

02:34.262 --> 02:37.924 [SPEAKER_01]: Like yes, it is time consuming quote unquote like takes us a bit to set up.

02:38.004 --> 02:39.165 [SPEAKER_01]: Then we have to sit down and film.

02:39.665 --> 02:42.447 [SPEAKER_01]: But we are gonna seek help for editing.

02:42.507 --> 02:43.728 [SPEAKER_01]: So we're gonna have other people edit it.

02:43.768 --> 02:45.869 [SPEAKER_01]: That's literally ninety nine percent of a podcast.

02:45.969 --> 02:48.110 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I know that's what takes up so much of your time as well.

02:48.170 --> 02:50.452 [SPEAKER_01]: So no time will be taken away from doing know them.

02:50.492 --> 02:52.253 [SPEAKER_01]: You guys will just get double Jessie now.

02:52.373 --> 02:52.873 [SPEAKER_01]: So you're good.

02:53.353 --> 02:53.613 [SPEAKER_01]: You're in.

02:53.873 --> 02:55.994 [SPEAKER_01]: I honestly like I have so much fun doing this.

02:56.034 --> 03:01.577 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so excited for it today's episode because it's gonna be a little bit unhinged and like I've have pre-mentioned aforementioned before hands I have had three margaritas my brother came back in town.

03:01.617 --> 03:02.538 [SPEAKER_01]: He makes really good drinks.

03:02.558 --> 03:15.164 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a take a

03:16.794 --> 03:18.215 [SPEAKER_01]: But I am excited to be here.

03:18.575 --> 03:21.956 [SPEAKER_01]: We just had to mention all of the, oh, someone just honked outside my house.

03:22.036 --> 03:23.317 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought you were owing to my drink.

03:23.557 --> 03:26.058 [SPEAKER_01]: I am drinking wink black cherry fizz.

03:26.218 --> 03:30.640 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a Celser plus THC THC five milligrams CBD five milligrams.

03:30.680 --> 03:34.001 [SPEAKER_01]: This is how are you getting high on the internet?

03:34.141 --> 03:38.462 [SPEAKER_01]: No, this is like this is like drinking a little bit of an edible cut to like thirty minutes in.

03:40.523 --> 03:48.290 [SPEAKER_01]: I do dabble in the occasional edible here and there to go to sleep and stuff because I have anxiety just how things like that a little bit stuff you better live that life mama.

03:48.450 --> 03:50.852 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm I texted my brother for another mark.

03:51.152 --> 03:51.812 [SPEAKER_01]: Hope he got it.

03:52.053 --> 03:52.393 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.

03:52.413 --> 03:54.074 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Tom to bring you that mark.

03:54.094 --> 03:55.015 [SPEAKER_01]: It might empty hands.

03:55.075 --> 03:55.775 [SPEAKER_01]: It's so sad.

03:56.036 --> 03:57.117 [SPEAKER_01]: I know where where is it?

03:57.137 --> 03:58.317 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you just had in your hands.

03:58.338 --> 03:59.098 [SPEAKER_01]: Did you drink it all?

03:59.158 --> 04:01.660 [SPEAKER_01]: I did drink it and you want to know the crazier part.

04:02.201 --> 04:03.141 [SPEAKER_01]: I drank it.

04:03.261 --> 04:06.384 [SPEAKER_01]: But he had also given me like an extra shaker like chillies.

04:06.524 --> 04:07.345 [SPEAKER_01]: It was extra in here.

04:07.425 --> 04:08.125 [SPEAKER_01]: I drank that soup.

04:08.486 --> 04:09.106 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh shit.

04:09.686 --> 04:11.627 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I didn't love that cup.

04:11.907 --> 04:13.448 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, that cup in your hand is beautiful.

04:13.548 --> 04:14.048 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll thank you.

04:14.228 --> 04:15.889 [SPEAKER_01]: It is giving like margarita chilis.

04:16.189 --> 04:35.656 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, also I do want to just bring it up really quick that the reason why it's been so hard for us to do our background is that you it is like if we could just talk about that first I can because Kathleen seems to think that she is going to be buried under the ground next year because she's so old that literally she's just going to kill over and die and she says we are too old hags.

04:35.756 --> 04:38.297 [SPEAKER_01]: We cannot do the Y two K nest out

04:38.357 --> 04:51.408 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

04:55.372 --> 04:56.313 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's a baby.

04:56.353 --> 04:57.013 [SPEAKER_01]: That's a baby.

04:57.233 --> 05:02.479 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't know what kind of death sentence you've given yourself, but can we please appeal it and like just let you live your life?

05:02.559 --> 05:04.421 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I told her I'm like, that was our childhood.

05:04.741 --> 05:08.485 [SPEAKER_01]: Why two kids are she's like, that's Gen Z. I'm like, Gen Z?

05:08.726 --> 05:09.707 [SPEAKER_01]: They don't even know about that.

05:09.727 --> 05:10.608 [SPEAKER_01]: No, they know.

05:10.628 --> 05:11.729 [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's how I said.

05:11.749 --> 05:12.530 [SPEAKER_01]: That's how I said.

05:12.650 --> 05:13.110 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I said?

05:13.991 --> 05:15.874 [SPEAKER_01]: You know how you see us in your head.

05:16.254 --> 05:23.943 [SPEAKER_01]: You see us like ninety eight degrees that now they're all pathetic on stage at Epcot and like performing a little venues and they can barely dance.

05:24.224 --> 05:26.406 [SPEAKER_01]: That's how you see us and I don't appreciate it.

05:26.426 --> 05:27.568 [SPEAKER_01]: We are not ninety eight.

05:27.608 --> 05:29.150 [SPEAKER_01]: That's how you see us.

05:29.450 --> 05:31.471 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I do not see us like nine day degrees.

05:31.511 --> 05:32.791 [SPEAKER_01]: That's so hard.

05:32.931 --> 05:34.412 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the videos I'm talking about?

05:34.592 --> 05:34.952 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't.

05:34.992 --> 05:35.292 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't.

05:35.372 --> 05:35.772 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

05:35.832 --> 05:36.292 [SPEAKER_00]: I said it to you.

05:36.312 --> 05:36.953 [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to die.

05:36.973 --> 05:39.133 [SPEAKER_00]: There's one where the guy's a battery boy.

05:39.514 --> 05:39.954 [SPEAKER_01]: But you know what?

05:40.014 --> 05:41.334 [SPEAKER_01]: It's what Nicholas shade deserves.

05:41.534 --> 05:42.295 [SPEAKER_01]: And I stand by that.

05:42.535 --> 05:43.215 [SPEAKER_00]: What did you say?

05:43.295 --> 05:44.075 [SPEAKER_01]: What happened to the bachelor boy?

05:44.095 --> 05:46.856 [SPEAKER_01]: I said we're the backstreet boys, but they're still touring and old.

05:47.656 --> 05:49.657 [SPEAKER_01]: No, but they're old, but they're like they love them.

05:49.697 --> 05:50.157 [SPEAKER_01]: Still, we're not.

05:50.197 --> 05:51.518 [SPEAKER_01]: I need degrees with the backstreet boys.

05:51.578 --> 05:52.038 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say that.

05:52.258 --> 05:52.958 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:52.998 --> 05:55.519 [SPEAKER_01]: But you just don't want to come to our old ass show, you know?

05:55.679 --> 06:01.601 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but the thing is like, I literally am curious to pick your brain on like, what do you see when you see an actual old person?

06:01.682 --> 06:04.603 [SPEAKER_01]: Like someone who's past twelve years ago, like, how do you see people?

06:04.723 --> 06:05.423 [SPEAKER_01]: If you think you're old.

06:05.663 --> 06:07.164 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean, I don't think I'm old.

06:07.304 --> 06:11.205 [SPEAKER_01]: I just think that some of the branding that we were, I think branding is everything.

06:11.225 --> 06:13.186 [SPEAKER_01]: And when you have a, like, you're gonna have to stick to it.

06:13.466 --> 06:18.888 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't want to, you know, have to corner us into this like very loud, white, okay, colorful, you know.

06:19.288 --> 06:19.688 [SPEAKER_01]: Why?

06:19.888 --> 06:20.148 [SPEAKER_01]: Why?

06:20.248 --> 06:22.670 [SPEAKER_01]: So, God forbid we slay for the rest of our career.

06:22.690 --> 06:24.530 [SPEAKER_01]: But what if we just get a little tired of it?

06:24.550 --> 06:26.451 [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's like, there's a point of no return.

06:26.471 --> 06:31.873 [SPEAKER_01]: I just feel like something a little bit more ever green and like, you know, the fucking ever green.

06:31.973 --> 06:35.095 [SPEAKER_01]: If I ever hear you say that word again, I'm just jack on site.

06:35.175 --> 06:37.776 [SPEAKER_01]: We're already canceling the podcast, but we're making a word.

06:38.356 --> 06:43.119 [SPEAKER_01]: No, literally, I was telling Jesse, I'm like, oh my god, not us fighting and like ruining this podcast before it even starts.

06:43.179 --> 06:50.923 [SPEAKER_01]: No, my favorite thing about both of us, honestly, and you even more than me, like I am scared of confrontation, but like you're more scared of it than I am.

06:51.143 --> 06:51.724 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, way more.

06:51.784 --> 06:53.545 [SPEAKER_01]: You, you're scared of confrontation.

06:53.665 --> 06:54.305 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you joking?

06:54.545 --> 06:55.386 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, very.

06:55.666 --> 06:56.086 [SPEAKER_01]: How do you feel?

06:56.126 --> 06:56.566 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not.

06:56.586 --> 06:58.527 [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, I know, I don't get that vibe from you at all.

06:58.667 --> 07:02.970 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, like very much, however, if there's a confrontation to be had, we will be having it.

07:03.110 --> 07:04.231 [SPEAKER_01]: Like that, I do feel like.

07:05.371 --> 07:12.476 [SPEAKER_01]: To feel like if you like because I hate problems like I'm just like I can't deal with this like I don't like looming shit I don't like like like half ass passive aggressive.

07:12.736 --> 07:13.757 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just like can we just talk about it?

07:13.857 --> 07:15.037 [SPEAKER_01]: However, no, I agree though.

07:15.077 --> 07:16.138 [SPEAKER_01]: I hate passive aggressive.

07:16.198 --> 07:16.538 [SPEAKER_01]: Like sure.

07:16.879 --> 07:23.763 [SPEAKER_01]: I avoid things and I avoid confrontation or whatever, but I'm not going to be like passive aggressive because even to me passive aggressive is confrontation so

07:23.983 --> 07:24.643 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it is.

07:24.764 --> 07:25.444 [SPEAKER_01]: For sure it is.

07:25.544 --> 07:31.508 [SPEAKER_01]: What I was getting at though is that we are both characters that I don't feel like I feel like we could never like fight fight.

07:31.548 --> 07:33.289 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I mean, we're like too scared to do that.

07:33.389 --> 07:34.169 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I agree with that.

07:34.269 --> 07:36.070 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I could ever get like angry angry.

07:36.470 --> 07:39.732 [SPEAKER_01]: Even though I'm the one getting you angry throughout this whole year, not going to be angry.

07:40.033 --> 07:43.955 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, but not at you, just in general, just a feeling of angst.

07:44.215 --> 07:45.756 [SPEAKER_01]: I would say I got you, I get you.

07:45.956 --> 07:48.518 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, point is, we're on the right path.

07:48.558 --> 07:49.519 [SPEAKER_01]: We're on the road there.

07:49.559 --> 07:50.540 [SPEAKER_01]: Give us some time.

07:50.700 --> 07:53.002 [SPEAKER_01]: We're not married to these traples on these chairs.

07:53.202 --> 07:54.644 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm certainly not married, bitch.

07:54.804 --> 07:56.085 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna toss them out myself.

07:56.165 --> 07:58.928 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so upset about this throw on the chair.

07:59.008 --> 08:02.110 [SPEAKER_01]: We should show you guys the text messages where I'm like, let's just return it.

08:03.031 --> 08:05.894 [SPEAKER_01]: I really, I'm like, first of all, I think my window has passed.

08:06.174 --> 08:07.275 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I can do that.

08:07.315 --> 08:08.656 [SPEAKER_01]: You can so return it.

08:08.696 --> 08:09.317 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I do?

08:09.937 --> 08:15.062 [SPEAKER_01]: I put it on my local buy nothing and somebody's gonna come pick up this fuggly ass mustard chair tomorrow.

08:15.782 --> 08:16.463 [SPEAKER_01]: And that'll be that.

08:16.483 --> 08:17.264 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, at least you could sell it.

08:17.284 --> 08:18.625 [SPEAKER_01]: You'll sell it, somebody, right?

08:18.825 --> 08:19.506 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no buy nothing.

08:19.626 --> 08:20.066 [SPEAKER_01]: Buy nothing.

08:20.366 --> 08:20.847 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

08:21.247 --> 08:21.988 [SPEAKER_01]: That means you'll give it away.

08:22.148 --> 08:25.071 [SPEAKER_01]: No, and I do it all the time because I'm just like someone picked this thing up.

08:25.211 --> 08:26.071 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I get out of my house.

08:26.212 --> 08:27.533 [SPEAKER_01]: I do hate returning things.

08:27.593 --> 08:28.053 [SPEAKER_01]: I will say.

08:28.153 --> 08:28.914 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I hate it.

08:28.994 --> 08:29.975 [SPEAKER_01]: It's the fucking worst.

08:30.215 --> 08:35.961 [SPEAKER_01]: Amazon does make it easy, so if I will return something, it's going to be through Amazon, but any other company for you.

08:35.981 --> 08:41.886 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, absolutely not, but we are moving along and the background is going to slay.

08:41.907 --> 08:45.190 [SPEAKER_01]: I bet you the background slays right now, but you, it's so does these samples.

08:45.710 --> 08:47.232 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what these.

08:47.372 --> 08:48.553 [SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a bathroom anyway.

08:48.633 --> 08:51.335 [SPEAKER_01]: Jessie called me on FaceTime today when she was at Target.

08:51.415 --> 08:54.096 [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, oh, these are the ugliest freaking throws.

08:54.176 --> 08:55.117 [SPEAKER_01]: She was so upset.

08:55.137 --> 08:56.578 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, just grabbed that cream on.

08:56.638 --> 08:57.198 [SPEAKER_01]: It's super cute.

08:57.238 --> 08:58.019 [SPEAKER_01]: It looks like mine.

08:58.099 --> 09:00.320 [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, I wish it was Target was TJ Maxx.

09:00.520 --> 09:01.281 [SPEAKER_01]: Even better.

09:01.301 --> 09:02.361 [SPEAKER_01]: I got better deals.

09:02.762 --> 09:03.542 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

09:03.642 --> 09:04.303 [SPEAKER_01]: It was just awful.

09:04.323 --> 09:08.625 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I got to my house and then Joey interior designer extraordinaire my brother.

09:08.685 --> 09:10.847 [SPEAKER_01]: He looked at he goes, oh, is that polyester?

09:10.867 --> 09:11.387 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh.

09:14.711 --> 09:27.896 [SPEAKER_01]: with his bucket hat and his bright pink shorts literally he's wearing the Somalis mustard shorts today and he goes to Pilates with me and then I'm like your ball sack is gonna come out like literally he's gonna pop out in the middle Pilates.

09:28.737 --> 09:31.558 [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.

09:31.678 --> 09:34.739 [SPEAKER_01]: My dad called me with an update that our everybody loved

09:35.139 --> 09:36.220 [SPEAKER_01]: or announcement for the podcasts.

09:36.360 --> 09:37.321 [SPEAKER_01]: You know he has to keep up with me.

09:37.461 --> 09:38.562 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, you're that is so cute.

09:38.582 --> 09:38.822 [SPEAKER_01]: You're right.

09:38.842 --> 09:40.043 [SPEAKER_01]: You're that really does keep up with it.

09:40.103 --> 09:43.726 [SPEAKER_01]: He is my number one fan and number one critic and number one hater.

09:43.787 --> 09:48.150 [SPEAKER_01]: But he literally, he was like, oh my god, like, yeah, like they're commenting, they love it.

09:48.230 --> 09:48.931 [SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be great.

09:49.051 --> 09:49.912 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, period.

09:50.012 --> 09:50.612 [SPEAKER_01]: That'd be a Pisces.

09:50.632 --> 09:51.353 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a Pisces, right?

09:51.533 --> 09:51.853 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

09:52.414 --> 09:52.574 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

09:52.874 --> 09:53.455 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a cancer.

09:53.635 --> 09:54.115 [SPEAKER_01]: No, wait.

09:54.235 --> 09:55.517 [SPEAKER_01]: No, Joe was a cancer.

09:55.557 --> 09:56.217 [SPEAKER_00]: Joe said that.

09:56.257 --> 09:57.198 [SPEAKER_01]: Your stuff, that's a Pisces.

09:57.278 --> 09:57.538 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

09:57.578 --> 09:59.160 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that is a water sign thing, you know.

09:59.220 --> 10:01.241 [SPEAKER_01]: Being your biggest fan, but also your biggest hater, I love it.

10:01.261 --> 10:01.842 [SPEAKER_01]: My mom's like that.

10:02.182 --> 10:16.944 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, it's really rough, but no, also I do I do just want to say like literally we touched on the fact that the response was good, but like I literally am like flabbergasted by the response that we've gotten to am I so it's like one message I got that was like I don't even believe in God, but like thank God

10:16.964 --> 10:19.526 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh my god, not as converting people to Christianity.

10:19.606 --> 10:27.112 [SPEAKER_01]: No bro did you see that comment that someone was like, oh my god, not as finally getting the podcast five years after you guys brought it up when they on on your channel.

10:27.192 --> 10:33.357 [SPEAKER_01]: We talked about it on my channel or like your channel a million years ago and someone's like finally five years later procrastination queens.

10:33.637 --> 10:34.718 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I saw that.

10:34.818 --> 10:38.481 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, honestly, I think a lot of people are rightfully.

10:38.881 --> 10:43.485 [SPEAKER_01]: I will say rightfully, period doubting us and like our ability to stay consistent and stuff.

10:43.545 --> 10:52.011 [SPEAKER_01]: But that's one thing I also wanted to bring up with the having editors part is like, this is not, do we know them in that we have to film two episodes a week that are currently happening?

10:52.191 --> 10:54.333 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's topics that we're being talked about right now.

10:54.453 --> 10:57.155 [SPEAKER_01]: We're talking about diarrhea and submarine winners.

10:57.515 --> 11:01.378 [SPEAKER_01]: So we really don't, somebody just sneezed in my house so loud.

11:01.518 --> 11:02.179 [SPEAKER_01]: What did you just do?

11:02.619 --> 11:04.401 [SPEAKER_01]: I was trying to burp with not burp on camera.

11:04.421 --> 11:05.241 [SPEAKER_01]: It's so interesting.

11:05.361 --> 11:07.243 [SPEAKER_01]: This podcast could be batch filmed.

11:07.323 --> 11:09.965 [SPEAKER_01]: Like we could literally pre-record twenty episodes if we wanted to.

11:10.266 --> 11:10.646 [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

11:10.846 --> 11:16.431 [SPEAKER_01]: That's the thing that I was telling you that is difficult for you on Do We Know Them because obviously you're talking about like current, draw my current events.

11:16.471 --> 11:28.141 [SPEAKER_01]: Like right now I desperately want to talk about Love Island with you, but it's pointless because by the time this comes out like, but shit, I'm gonna say we're also on different like, I'm on literally Jeremiah and Hador still together and you're like, in current time.

11:28.301 --> 11:30.522 [SPEAKER_01]: Jeremiah and Huda broke up seven years ago.

11:30.662 --> 11:31.782 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what's so funny about that?

11:31.942 --> 11:39.365 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm literally thinking of my head because I purpose it like I'll watch the big clips like I'll I'll know more or less what's happening, but I don't want to dig too far deep into it.

11:39.385 --> 11:42.165 [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm literally watching it now like how the fuck are they gonna break up?

11:42.225 --> 11:43.806 [SPEAKER_01]: Like she's gonna like stab him in his sleep.

11:43.926 --> 11:44.226 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

11:44.526 --> 11:44.826 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

11:44.846 --> 11:46.367 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, girl.

11:46.607 --> 11:48.768 [SPEAKER_01]: It gets really weird with Huda and Jeremiah.

11:48.788 --> 11:49.848 [SPEAKER_01]: Did you find it weird?

11:49.968 --> 11:52.549 [SPEAKER_01]: You saw that he was like a bookworm and like a nerdy guy.

11:52.569 --> 11:53.229 [SPEAKER_01]: I love sesame.

11:53.369 --> 11:54.269 [SPEAKER_01]: So many people hate him.

11:54.569 --> 11:56.150 [SPEAKER_01]: He's very very very young.

11:56.350 --> 11:59.131 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I could never be on Love Island because I could never kiss a stranger.

12:00.171 --> 12:04.053 [SPEAKER_01]: I want one of my friends to go on Love Island more than I want to live and breathe.

12:04.113 --> 12:05.073 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you understand that?

12:05.173 --> 12:07.634 [SPEAKER_01]: Why wouldn't you fucking go to Love Island?

12:07.814 --> 12:09.675 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, first of all, I'm ancient.

12:09.815 --> 12:10.435 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm ancient.

12:10.615 --> 12:12.315 [SPEAKER_01]: They don't let thirty-three-year-olds on Love Island.

12:12.415 --> 12:14.036 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to punch you.

12:14.156 --> 12:16.597 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to punch you in the face and let it.

12:16.717 --> 12:17.257 [SPEAKER_01]: But it's true.

12:17.437 --> 12:18.538 [SPEAKER_01]: Hello, Jeremiah's, like, what?

12:18.578 --> 12:19.018 [SPEAKER_01]: Twenty-four?

12:19.038 --> 12:19.738 [SPEAKER_01]: Have to land.

12:19.838 --> 12:20.398 [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't Nick?

12:20.758 --> 12:21.679 [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't Nick a twenty-two?

12:21.719 --> 12:22.659 [SPEAKER_01]: They're all years old.

12:23.944 --> 12:24.585 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what you're doing.

12:24.625 --> 12:28.008 [SPEAKER_01]: You look like you have diarrhea, but I literally do not see what you're pointing at right now.

12:28.208 --> 12:31.551 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, at all, on my lines, I need Botox really bad.

12:31.651 --> 12:33.372 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's say we get a little bit of Botox before.

12:33.492 --> 12:35.314 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I definitely have a lot of things you need it.

12:35.474 --> 12:38.997 [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm saying, like, if you got Botox before, can you go and show it there too?

12:39.197 --> 12:41.019 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I could never be on the violin bro.

12:41.079 --> 12:42.500 [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot kiss a boy.

12:42.540 --> 12:43.121 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

12:43.361 --> 12:44.242 [SPEAKER_01]: Why, that's the best.

12:44.522 --> 12:46.043 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd have to have like a conversation.

12:46.083 --> 12:48.646 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm sure I couldn't make out with a man I meet.

12:48.906 --> 12:49.706 [SPEAKER_00]: But I'd have to.

12:49.726 --> 12:50.367 [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't kiss.

12:50.727 --> 12:50.968 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

12:55.070 --> 12:55.651 [SPEAKER_01]: That would be me.

12:55.771 --> 12:56.691 [SPEAKER_01]: I would be like sorry.

12:56.992 --> 13:00.434 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't kiss boys that I know go from boyfriend we consider it.

13:00.534 --> 13:01.615 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, would you consider it?

13:01.815 --> 13:02.855 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I would never consider it.

13:02.895 --> 13:05.637 [SPEAKER_01]: I would never consider ever being on a dating show ever.

13:05.757 --> 13:09.219 [SPEAKER_01]: I also don't would never want to be with a man who would be on a dating show.

13:09.240 --> 13:09.920 [SPEAKER_01]: You think that's weird?

13:10.160 --> 13:11.240 [SPEAKER_01]: We're two different people.

13:11.440 --> 13:12.901 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think we are.

13:13.061 --> 13:18.363 [SPEAKER_01]: Dating shows weren't really they were a thing obviously before I got married, but like they weren't a thing thing.

13:18.443 --> 13:20.943 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I totally would have been on one of those shows.

13:20.964 --> 13:22.864 [SPEAKER_01]: You would have been incredible on love.

13:23.044 --> 13:26.265 [SPEAKER_01]: I would have been on one of those shows fucking up shit for sure.

13:26.365 --> 13:30.066 [SPEAKER_01]: Like that definitely is right up my alley, but is it you know I'm a Leo?

13:30.126 --> 13:30.627 [SPEAKER_01]: What can I say?

13:30.707 --> 13:31.327 [SPEAKER_01]: I belong there.

13:31.367 --> 13:31.847 [SPEAKER_01]: No, you

13:32.047 --> 13:43.680 [SPEAKER_01]: You are made for that kind but I can't even imagine like doing a challenge of like pick an island there to like oh my god, there was an episode where they're like okay everybody grab your partner and just make out and they're like throwing each other all over the floor.

13:43.720 --> 13:46.603 [SPEAKER_01]: It looked like a giant orgy everybody making it on like I would be too nervous.

13:46.924 --> 13:47.404 [SPEAKER_00]: I do that.

13:47.464 --> 13:48.285 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm too nervous.

13:48.445 --> 13:50.528 [SPEAKER_01]: Also they're walking around and they're bikinis all day.

13:50.548 --> 13:52.470 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean walk around a bikini in front of a man.

13:52.670 --> 13:53.050 [SPEAKER_01]: I could never.

13:53.190 --> 13:54.151 [SPEAKER_01]: What about a one piece?

13:54.471 --> 13:55.352 [SPEAKER_01]: I love one piece.

13:55.452 --> 13:56.393 [SPEAKER_01]: A one piece, perhaps.

13:56.513 --> 13:56.793 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

13:56.953 --> 13:57.654 [SPEAKER_00]: I would do that.

13:57.694 --> 13:57.994 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

13:58.274 --> 14:00.036 [SPEAKER_01]: I would do like a sexy little one piece.

14:00.196 --> 14:00.656 [SPEAKER_01]: Come on.

14:00.856 --> 14:02.097 [SPEAKER_01]: Because you never again.

14:02.117 --> 14:04.559 [SPEAKER_01]: I have like well parted ways with beginning.

14:04.779 --> 14:06.180 [SPEAKER_01]: You see my belly button never.

14:06.240 --> 14:08.602 [SPEAKER_01]: I bet you you know no one has ever seen my belly button.

14:08.782 --> 14:10.143 [SPEAKER_01]: I think I've seen your belly button.

14:10.463 --> 14:11.203 [SPEAKER_01]: No, impossible.

14:11.343 --> 14:13.604 [SPEAKER_01]: I just saw it actually like two seconds ago.

14:13.624 --> 14:16.886 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's because at my football and like my shirt was riding up a little bit.

14:16.906 --> 14:18.146 [SPEAKER_01]: You have a belly button ring.

14:18.446 --> 14:19.667 [SPEAKER_01]: That's very scary.

14:19.907 --> 14:20.527 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what's funny?

14:20.647 --> 14:25.829 [SPEAKER_01]: I got a belly button ring to I have a very very horrible relationship with my son.

14:25.969 --> 14:26.350 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

14:26.390 --> 14:27.310 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like why?

14:27.550 --> 14:28.891 [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to our therapy session.

14:29.751 --> 14:30.652 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay.

14:31.813 --> 14:32.994 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm ready for this wink.

14:33.255 --> 14:34.596 [SPEAKER_00]: I swear, wink is hitting me.

14:34.696 --> 14:35.717 [SPEAKER_00]: You've had like one sip.

14:35.917 --> 14:38.079 [SPEAKER_01]: But no, no, no, I'm like halfway.

14:38.239 --> 14:40.842 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, two point five milligrams in me right now.

14:40.922 --> 14:50.131 [SPEAKER_01]: But I swear to you, like I have always been really, really self-conscious of my stomach because I've always been skinny, but my stomach I've always had like a good time been like skinny fat like what they call, you know skinny fat.

14:50.831 --> 14:52.733 [SPEAKER_01]: And do you remember form spring?

14:52.973 --> 14:53.394 [SPEAKER_01]: I do.

14:53.754 --> 14:59.360 [SPEAKER_01]: Farmspring was like this anonymous thing that you could like leave anonymous messages on people's walls.

14:59.420 --> 15:02.063 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like this really awful fucking way.

15:02.083 --> 15:04.345 [SPEAKER_01]: Almost as bad as like ask FM, right?

15:04.445 --> 15:04.866 [SPEAKER_01]: Like that.

15:04.946 --> 15:05.927 [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah horrible.

15:06.087 --> 15:06.448 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

15:06.488 --> 15:08.029 [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that the name of Jeff's podcast?

15:08.109 --> 15:11.733 [SPEAKER_01]: What, what is his, is it a Jeff FM just ask Jeff M?

15:12.414 --> 15:12.594 [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.

15:13.775 --> 15:16.136 [SPEAKER_01]: Hello Jeff FM, right?

15:16.336 --> 15:18.796 [SPEAKER_01]: Someone take her wink out of her fucking hand.

15:18.816 --> 15:22.797 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what is that Oh, no Did it work too fast?

15:22.937 --> 15:23.617 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know bro.

15:23.657 --> 15:33.280 [SPEAKER_01]: There were some rumors that they were taking off THD drinks from the shelves over at ABC liquor and Total wine because they weren't able to regulate the THD that was in the drinks.

15:33.360 --> 15:35.260 [SPEAKER_01]: So I had a form spring in high school.

15:35.400 --> 15:35.720 [SPEAKER_01]: I had one.

15:35.760 --> 15:41.021 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why I would but I had so many comments and anonymous comments of people telling me that I had a fat gut.

15:41.141 --> 15:43.342 [SPEAKER_01]: It would be like you'd be so pretty if you did sit up

15:44.806 --> 15:46.187 [SPEAKER_01]: That is demonic.

15:46.467 --> 15:49.829 [SPEAKER_01]: I have been super self-conscious about my belly and like I have never showed up.

15:49.849 --> 15:50.669 [SPEAKER_01]: I've never been in a bikini.

15:50.989 --> 15:53.611 [SPEAKER_01]: I like in front of strangers like never, never, ever.

15:53.971 --> 15:55.912 [SPEAKER_01]: So I could never be on the violin for a my stomach.

15:56.012 --> 15:57.512 [SPEAKER_01]: They don't have any plus-sized people.

15:57.653 --> 15:59.393 [SPEAKER_01]: It's actually quite fucked on it.

15:59.513 --> 16:00.774 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is a little bit concerning.

16:00.834 --> 16:05.697 [SPEAKER_01]: Why does every bitch on that show look absolutely like the most insane love and carved?

16:05.837 --> 16:06.117 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

16:06.257 --> 16:09.819 [SPEAKER_01]: And then also why are they bringing like superhark girls and then the guys?

16:10.059 --> 16:10.599 [SPEAKER_01]: Little scary.

16:10.659 --> 16:11.399 [SPEAKER_01]: Can we talk about that?

16:11.500 --> 16:14.361 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it on purpose or they just couldn't find any other ones or what happened there?

16:14.521 --> 16:20.404 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but like all the bomb shows that come into La Violin when the women are stunning, beautiful when they come in.

16:20.424 --> 16:30.670 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yes, and then the guys walk through the door and I'm like, this guy skips leg day at the gym every day and he looks weird and like, yeah, I would have no choice but just to choose a woman.

16:30.830 --> 16:32.132 [SPEAKER_01]: Can you do that on Love Island?

16:32.212 --> 16:34.015 [SPEAKER_01]: Can you, you know that I was gonna, guys?

16:34.195 --> 16:35.256 [SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna ask about that.

16:35.377 --> 16:37.139 [SPEAKER_01]: On Love Island, like, can they do that?

16:37.299 --> 16:40.084 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know because, like, Shelley's bisexual, so, like, I don't know.

16:40.264 --> 16:45.612 [SPEAKER_01]: Because Zach, I mean, I don't know if by the time you guys are watching this, not Zach, the one that talks like this, mate, brother.

16:46.112 --> 16:46.793 [SPEAKER_01]: come over here, brother.

16:46.813 --> 16:47.213 [SPEAKER_01]: Not him.

16:47.313 --> 16:47.933 [SPEAKER_01]: The other is Zach.

16:47.954 --> 16:48.734 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe okay.

16:48.974 --> 16:51.456 [SPEAKER_01]: I think I don't want to obviously like, I don't want to sound.

16:51.756 --> 16:52.437 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope I don't come off.

16:52.597 --> 16:53.618 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, no, I know what you mean.

16:53.678 --> 16:55.439 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that several times throughout the show.

16:55.459 --> 16:58.941 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, literally pretty much any guy that I hang out with in my life is a gay man.

16:59.101 --> 17:03.585 [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe I just like, see a lot of gay people that I'm just like, that is a homosexual.

17:04.165 --> 17:05.406 [SPEAKER_01]: There was one in the UK.

17:05.526 --> 17:11.770 [SPEAKER_01]: I never watched the UK love island, but there was one in the fucking UK love island that walked in and literally said, Ula la.

17:11.830 --> 17:12.411 [SPEAKER_01]: Bonjour.

17:13.131 --> 17:13.432 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

17:13.552 --> 17:14.472 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my, is he French?

17:14.913 --> 17:15.053 [UNKNOWN]: No.

17:15.773 --> 17:18.336 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I will say French men even though they're straight.

17:18.356 --> 17:20.298 [SPEAKER_01]: They do give a little my first question.

17:20.319 --> 17:23.602 [SPEAKER_01]: I asked Nassim was if he was gay and he's like, no, are you a lesbian?

17:23.762 --> 17:24.723 [SPEAKER_01]: And I said no, no, we made out.

17:24.824 --> 17:27.406 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, because you guys met at a gay bar and that is true.

17:27.607 --> 17:29.369 [SPEAKER_01]: But you see, I love to make out with random people.

17:29.409 --> 17:30.550 [SPEAKER_01]: That's like, that was my favorite thing.

17:30.630 --> 17:34.034 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, that's how you and you not seem like made out the moment you guys met, like right then and there.

17:34.154 --> 17:35.195 [SPEAKER_01]: Ten minutes after we met.

17:35.335 --> 17:36.276 [SPEAKER_01]: Come on, I'm not easy.

17:36.616 --> 17:37.737 [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, that's amazing.

17:38.057 --> 17:38.978 [SPEAKER_01]: I wish I could do that.

17:38.998 --> 17:39.458 [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot see it.

17:39.498 --> 17:39.758 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

17:39.878 --> 17:43.361 [SPEAKER_01]: And then we were at a escape room and not with Nassim.

17:43.401 --> 17:48.805 [SPEAKER_01]: This was like me hanging out with my friends and like, you know, doing my farewell from Los Angeles because I was moving to Miami.

17:49.125 --> 17:50.646 [SPEAKER_01]: And I literally left this escape room.

17:50.666 --> 17:52.788 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, all right, guys, I gotta go hook up with this French guy.

17:52.968 --> 17:53.628 [SPEAKER_01]: Hope he doesn't kill me.

17:53.788 --> 17:54.209 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I left.

17:54.349 --> 17:58.532 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, don't tell me you like met up with Nassim, like in his place to hook up.

17:58.732 --> 17:59.092 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

17:59.253 --> 17:59.833 [SPEAKER_01]: Or your place.

17:59.953 --> 18:02.374 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, Julie, what if you would have literally been a murderer?

18:02.554 --> 18:04.234 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, can I find myself on that?

18:04.394 --> 18:07.475 [SPEAKER_01]: So literally, we were supposed to always go back to his place.

18:07.515 --> 18:08.755 [SPEAKER_01]: That was definitely gonna happen.

18:08.836 --> 18:10.616 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not saying to do that, and it may be dangerous.

18:10.656 --> 18:12.216 [SPEAKER_01]: Especially nowadays, I feel like it's getting worse.

18:12.377 --> 18:13.157 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

18:13.177 --> 18:17.558 [SPEAKER_01]: I was in and Uber, and I was supposed to meet him at Santa Monica Pier.

18:17.598 --> 18:18.898 [SPEAKER_01]: We were supposed to go together.

18:19.138 --> 18:20.439 [SPEAKER_01]: He would write his little scooter.

18:20.479 --> 18:22.539 [SPEAKER_01]: We're supposed to go to Santa Monica Pier, but I was late.

18:22.579 --> 18:25.980 [SPEAKER_01]: So he kept saying, hey, it's sundown already.

18:26.120 --> 18:27.201 [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't we just grab wine?

18:27.241 --> 18:28.301 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll enjoy it at my house.

18:28.401 --> 18:29.842 [SPEAKER_01]: I've never had this before ever.

18:30.262 --> 18:32.603 [SPEAKER_01]: I felt like I was going to project Alvama.

18:32.623 --> 18:35.204 [SPEAKER_01]: I was so nervous and I literally thought he was going to kill me.

18:35.324 --> 18:40.226 [SPEAKER_01]: But now that I look back at it, I genuinely think it was like my intuition knowing that I was going to meet my husband.

18:40.566 --> 18:43.647 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, or like, yeah, like it was your butterflies, like the nervous exciting.

18:43.667 --> 18:45.468 [SPEAKER_01]: But it wasn't excited butterfly.

18:45.508 --> 18:47.669 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I literally was like, okay, well, I'm going to die.

18:47.689 --> 18:51.631 [SPEAKER_01]: I felt so much pain in my chest that I almost saw the Uber to turn around.

18:52.071 --> 18:54.432 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, we ended up going, we drank some wine.

18:54.452 --> 18:55.513 [SPEAKER_01]: Other things happened.

18:55.533 --> 18:55.673 [SPEAKER_00]: Why?

18:55.793 --> 18:56.313 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

18:56.813 --> 18:59.696 [SPEAKER_01]: If they give me wine on love island, I might kiss someone.

18:59.736 --> 19:00.156 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

19:00.417 --> 19:02.959 [SPEAKER_01]: You know that they limit them to two glasses a one a day.

19:03.159 --> 19:03.480 [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

19:03.500 --> 19:04.841 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that makes sense.

19:05.001 --> 19:06.242 [SPEAKER_01]: That would piss me off so bad.

19:06.262 --> 19:10.687 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but God forbid something weird goes down and then let people are too drunk.

19:10.907 --> 19:12.849 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know a lot of shows, um, I know

19:13.169 --> 19:13.989 [SPEAKER_01]: wasn't ultimatum.

19:14.069 --> 19:14.950 [SPEAKER_01]: No, love is blind.

19:15.030 --> 19:22.011 [SPEAKER_01]: Got sued by ex-contestants because they were like given so much alcohol on shit that they felt like essentially they weren't getting enough food.

19:22.031 --> 19:26.833 [SPEAKER_01]: They were getting into the alcohol and they just felt like it affected their behavior and then that was publicized obviously.

19:26.973 --> 19:27.293 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

19:27.393 --> 19:29.353 [SPEAKER_01]: And then they were like their life were ruined because of it.

19:29.433 --> 19:30.674 [SPEAKER_01]: So I do get that.

19:31.094 --> 19:35.055 [SPEAKER_01]: I personally would be bothered and I would smuggle little wine bottles in my asshole.

19:36.098 --> 19:38.879 [SPEAKER_01]: No, bro, because they'd be like, you want to go to Casa more and be like, yeah, hold down.

19:38.899 --> 19:41.839 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me take six shots of gents and ankles, and I'll be right there.

19:42.019 --> 19:49.461 [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, I would have previously gone to Fiji a week before I would have hidden a bunch of bottles in the sand, just going with a metal detector on the beach.

19:49.601 --> 19:53.121 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, unfortunately, I don't feel like I could be sober in that situation.

19:53.361 --> 20:01.523 [SPEAKER_01]: And I also have seen it theorized, like, can you imagine if people did it like hunger games where we could drop off like little packages to love island to like specific contestants?

20:01.823 --> 20:03.264 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I think that's brilliant.

20:03.485 --> 20:03.885 [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't it?

20:03.945 --> 20:05.487 [SPEAKER_01]: Like you could get involved in it?

20:05.647 --> 20:12.533 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, and I bet people I bet some rich fucker would pay like a hundred grand to drop like, didn't everybody get cold source and her piece on the show?

20:12.713 --> 20:13.814 [SPEAKER_01]: I know Nick did for sure.

20:13.894 --> 20:18.699 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a lot of fucker was sporting some crazy cold source and like little things on his face the first few weeks.

20:18.839 --> 20:19.600 [SPEAKER_01]: I have a lot of questions.

20:19.680 --> 20:23.163 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, we thought we were going to talk about Levi and that was like an evergreen conversation if you will.

20:23.443 --> 20:25.585 [SPEAKER_01]: That really was, and evergreen conversation, I will say.

20:25.785 --> 20:32.269 [SPEAKER_01]: We do have a segment though, and that we actually want to, you know, get into, and that's our Hear Me Out segment.

20:32.349 --> 20:33.430 [SPEAKER_01]: You wanna explain what Hear Me Out is?

20:33.450 --> 20:33.790 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes.

20:33.971 --> 20:39.835 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, me and Jesse wanted to give you guys our list of Hear Me Out, and I am very passionate about this topic.

20:39.915 --> 20:49.401 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me just say, because it actually upsets me when I watch Hear Me Out videos and people just say hot guys, or like, relatively hot guys, where I'm like, guys, he's hot.

20:49.541 --> 20:51.223 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, like, this is gonna sound really fucked up.

20:51.983 --> 20:52.403 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't say it.

20:52.523 --> 20:52.844 [SPEAKER_01]: No way.

20:52.884 --> 20:53.224 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.

20:53.524 --> 20:57.046 [SPEAKER_01]: For example, I'm trying to think of like a guy that people say a lot that I'm like, what are you talking about?

20:57.106 --> 20:57.446 [SPEAKER_01]: He's hot.

20:57.486 --> 21:05.050 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I was watching one where someone's like Aladdin and I'm like Aladdin is like the most handsome prince and she's like, oh, but you know, he's a cartoon, but it's like cartoons count.

21:05.090 --> 21:08.231 [SPEAKER_01]: Like we can you can use cartoons, but they gotta be ugly cartoons.

21:08.411 --> 21:08.691 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

21:08.771 --> 21:09.992 [SPEAKER_01]: And also no, no.

21:10.472 --> 21:11.773 [SPEAKER_01]: I disagree with you.

21:11.973 --> 21:13.374 [SPEAKER_01]: Of course you're gonna want to bang Aladdin.

21:13.414 --> 21:14.694 [SPEAKER_01]: Who does not want to bang Aladdin?

21:14.714 --> 21:15.995 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but here's a thing.

21:16.215 --> 21:21.383 [SPEAKER_01]: When I think of hear me out, and this is how I, so we each have eight things, like, it's things.

21:21.483 --> 21:21.903 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so dead.

21:22.164 --> 21:23.886 [SPEAKER_01]: No people, characters.

21:24.307 --> 21:27.552 [SPEAKER_01]: I think we have four cartoon and then four humans.

21:27.672 --> 21:31.558 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's kind of like, oh, I actually have three cartoon, five human.

21:31.918 --> 21:33.959 [SPEAKER_01]: I tried to get like more parts to whatever.

21:34.059 --> 21:34.979 [SPEAKER_00]: Now you're breaking the rules.

21:34.999 --> 21:36.180 [SPEAKER_01]: You said, I don't.

21:36.200 --> 21:38.060 [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to actually technically have nine.

21:38.140 --> 21:40.441 [SPEAKER_01]: So I have four and four and then an honor moment check.

21:40.561 --> 21:43.022 [SPEAKER_01]: But these aren't people that I think are ugly.

21:43.302 --> 21:46.263 [SPEAKER_01]: These are people that genuinely in an unconventional way.

21:46.484 --> 21:50.805 [SPEAKER_01]: I am genuinely attracted to and would hypothetically have situant.

21:51.345 --> 21:52.746 [SPEAKER_01]: They repent to an intercourse with.

21:52.986 --> 21:53.787 [SPEAKER_01]: That's the point.

21:53.827 --> 21:54.248 [SPEAKER_01]: That's the point.

21:54.268 --> 21:57.531 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you're here, me outlist has to be somebody you would actually have sex with.

21:57.551 --> 21:59.073 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, these are people are not ugly.

21:59.213 --> 22:03.138 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like an unconventional because, okay, there's like a conventional attractiveness.

22:03.178 --> 22:06.802 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you can't put fucking Liam Hemsworth on your fucking hear me outlist.

22:06.822 --> 22:08.584 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, hear me out, everyone wants to fuck him.

22:08.724 --> 22:09.225 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

22:09.365 --> 22:12.188 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, literally like what is the hear me out there?

22:12.428 --> 22:17.993 [SPEAKER_01]: And then you also can't say like a gremlin troll under the bridge unless you really would like you have to mean your hear me out.

22:18.294 --> 22:21.577 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's not about like let's put the funniest person.

22:21.617 --> 22:23.079 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, it's going to be like, wow, what the fuck?

22:23.139 --> 22:27.823 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like genuinely why when I see that person have I low key like did a key goal?

22:27.984 --> 22:28.404 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

22:28.424 --> 22:29.125 [SPEAKER_01]: Like my little Koochewitz.

22:29.325 --> 22:30.706 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like one, one turtoy.

22:30.926 --> 22:32.186 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I don't fucking know.

22:32.226 --> 22:36.868 [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's just an electric lead that's pulling you to that person and or cartoon character.

22:36.928 --> 22:41.450 [SPEAKER_01]: And yes, it can be a cartoon character because sometimes cartoon characters are hot.

22:41.530 --> 22:43.391 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but like not in an Aladdin way.

22:43.451 --> 22:44.071 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like obviously.

22:44.711 --> 22:49.116 [SPEAKER_01]: in a way that's like most people would look at that person and like just be like, that's a person.

22:49.296 --> 22:49.737 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

22:49.757 --> 22:55.383 [SPEAKER_01]: Like they wouldn't think like sexual, although, but see, I want to correct myself there because there's people for everyone.

22:55.443 --> 22:59.908 [SPEAKER_01]: So like I don't find myself to be the most attractive person, but like my husband finds me attractive.

23:00.028 --> 23:02.711 [SPEAKER_01]: If you would be a hear me out, that's what that's like putting a laden.

23:02.891 --> 23:03.352 [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

23:03.692 --> 23:04.792 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I had, wow, thank you.

23:04.872 --> 23:05.913 [SPEAKER_01]: You cannot be a hear me out.

23:05.993 --> 23:06.133 [SPEAKER_01]: Ms.

23:06.173 --> 23:07.253 [SPEAKER_01]: Trunchbull is a hear me out.

23:07.353 --> 23:08.093 [SPEAKER_01]: That's Diabolical.

23:08.113 --> 23:08.593 [SPEAKER_01]: Not to me.

23:09.053 --> 23:09.493 [SPEAKER_01]: I would not.

23:09.633 --> 23:11.074 [SPEAKER_01]: No, you're wanting to find one last.

23:11.214 --> 23:11.394 [SPEAKER_01]: Ms.

23:11.434 --> 23:11.954 [SPEAKER_01]: Trunchbull?

23:12.114 --> 23:12.814 [SPEAKER_01]: I would never.

23:12.954 --> 23:15.035 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, not Zach on the violin when they did this.

23:15.055 --> 23:18.155 [SPEAKER_01]: He was like, immediately, he's like, Mrs. Puff from SpongeBob.

23:18.775 --> 23:19.195 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

23:19.235 --> 23:19.736 [SPEAKER_01]: So crazy.

23:19.756 --> 23:21.896 [SPEAKER_01]: And I was thinking, not to get back into the violin.

23:21.916 --> 23:26.537 [SPEAKER_01]: But remember how Amaya was bringing up how people, she's like, you know, people don't take care of their teeth.

23:26.617 --> 23:28.077 [SPEAKER_01]: They just go straight to the piano keys.

23:28.277 --> 23:29.898 [SPEAKER_01]: And then the guy she's with has piano keys.

23:30.118 --> 23:30.358 [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

23:30.898 --> 23:33.499 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I'm just like what anyway.

23:33.679 --> 23:45.103 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like hear me out in the sense of like people thinking that we're almost like making fun of these people are being like they're ugly and like you don't want to mean like well that's impossible because I am genuinely I love every person on my list.

23:45.183 --> 23:47.223 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay same show we got started.

23:47.383 --> 23:48.244 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you first

23:49.444 --> 23:50.085 [SPEAKER_00]: No, you go.

23:50.125 --> 23:50.705 [SPEAKER_01]: No, you go.

23:50.725 --> 23:51.766 [SPEAKER_01]: Come on, ladies and furs.

23:51.886 --> 23:52.326 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Agabrax.

23:52.486 --> 23:53.567 [SPEAKER_01]: Jessie already knows this one.

23:53.727 --> 23:55.388 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, her I've talked about this before.

23:55.708 --> 23:57.249 [SPEAKER_01]: I really love Peter Dinklage.

23:57.449 --> 23:58.030 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, period.

23:58.150 --> 24:00.051 [SPEAKER_01]: I would even date Peter Dinklage.

24:00.211 --> 24:00.571 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

24:00.691 --> 24:03.133 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to elaborate or how far are we elaborating?

24:03.273 --> 24:10.758 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing is like I think he's a very, very handsome man, especially in Game of Thrones, even though in Game of Thrones he was like sloppy and drunken gross.

24:10.958 --> 24:11.158 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

24:11.398 --> 24:15.681 [SPEAKER_01]: But everybody in Game of Thrones is sloppy and drunk and girls, and they all look like they smell and they all, whatever.

24:15.741 --> 24:17.022 [SPEAKER_01]: It's literally the era.

24:17.262 --> 24:18.903 [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody there is going to do that for you.

24:18.943 --> 24:25.167 [SPEAKER_01]: But his character in Game of Thrones, I think, is handsome, and I think he, like, I think I think he was showing me a very good time in the bedroom.

24:25.347 --> 24:27.568 [SPEAKER_01]: So you think that he would softly caress me?

24:27.608 --> 24:30.010 [SPEAKER_01]: He would give me even the passionate lovers what you're saying.

24:30.170 --> 24:31.712 [SPEAKER_01]: He would show me a great time in the bedroom.

24:31.732 --> 24:33.033 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think he's a very giving man.

24:33.213 --> 24:35.295 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that actually love the opposite.

24:35.435 --> 24:37.678 [SPEAKER_01]: I think he is the opposite of DJ Khaled.

24:37.958 --> 24:38.418 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

24:38.619 --> 24:43.704 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah DJ Khaled admitting that he never goes down on his wife is crazy.

24:43.804 --> 24:45.926 [SPEAKER_01]: Jesse, I have never heard anything more diabolical.

24:46.046 --> 24:51.291 [SPEAKER_01]: On principle alone, even if I stayed with my husband, whatever, because you know preference, if you don't like to do that, whatever, that's fine.

24:51.392 --> 24:51.692 [SPEAKER_01]: But like

24:51.952 --> 24:54.733 [SPEAKER_01]: to say that to the public if I'm his wife, I'm getting divorced.

24:54.893 --> 24:56.534 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you embarrassed me.

24:56.674 --> 25:00.775 [SPEAKER_01]: Like not only do you not do it, but now you told everyone you sick bitch.

25:01.036 --> 25:01.936 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, literally.

25:02.196 --> 25:05.177 [SPEAKER_01]: Like DJ Khaled would never ever be on a hear me outlist for me.

25:05.377 --> 25:07.518 [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't go down on your woman, that's okay.

25:07.778 --> 25:09.179 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like honestly, I'm not saying that.

25:09.319 --> 25:10.919 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to think that's, look what that is.

25:10.979 --> 25:12.140 [SPEAKER_01]: That is people have preferences.

25:12.160 --> 25:12.640 [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.

25:12.760 --> 25:14.021 [SPEAKER_01]: It's only okay if she doesn't want it.

25:14.121 --> 25:16.242 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but like some women don't like to suck pee pee.

25:16.322 --> 25:16.842 [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.

25:16.922 --> 25:19.563 [SPEAKER_01]: Like that makes people uncomfortable or whatever they don't like to do it.

25:19.583 --> 25:21.424 [SPEAKER_01]: So like I don't want to be double standard over here.

25:21.444 --> 25:22.665 [SPEAKER_01]: Like you're allowed to whatever.

25:22.745 --> 25:23.745 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's weird.

25:23.805 --> 25:26.287 [SPEAKER_01]: I just I just think it's like, you don't like me then.

25:26.407 --> 25:31.069 [SPEAKER_01]: Cause sometimes like I feel like there's other avenues and yeah, like whatever someone's comfortable with then period.

25:31.129 --> 25:36.592 [SPEAKER_01]: However, if they just like flat out like if my husband because being married is like a whole different thing.

25:36.832 --> 25:39.133 [SPEAKER_01]: Cause it's like let's try everything.

25:39.333 --> 25:39.753 [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

25:39.893 --> 25:40.633 [SPEAKER_01]: Put it in my ear.

25:40.774 --> 25:41.274 [SPEAKER_01]: That was kidding.

25:41.894 --> 25:42.594 [SPEAKER_01]: No, actually.

25:42.674 --> 25:43.775 [SPEAKER_01]: Put it anywhere you want.

25:43.995 --> 25:46.556 [SPEAKER_01]: When you guys are married, like, please, the world is your oyster.

25:46.596 --> 25:46.816 [SPEAKER_01]: Do it.

25:46.836 --> 25:47.397 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, do it.

25:47.497 --> 25:47.997 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.

25:48.057 --> 25:48.937 [SPEAKER_01]: It hurt my prayers.

25:49.178 --> 25:50.138 [SPEAKER_01]: It's so hot in here.

25:50.178 --> 25:51.639 [SPEAKER_01]: My mark ran out years ago.

25:51.739 --> 25:54.320 [SPEAKER_01]: You know that Margarita's just gonna make you hotter on the inside.

25:54.440 --> 25:55.841 [SPEAKER_01]: You mean, butter?

25:55.981 --> 25:56.901 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

25:56.961 --> 25:59.663 [SPEAKER_01]: No, like I just listen, marriage, any relationship.

26:00.043 --> 26:04.625 [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, it's about consent, what you're comfortable with, in your partnership, what makes sense for you.

26:04.865 --> 26:06.586 [SPEAKER_01]: As for me, I get it.

26:06.646 --> 26:10.968 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you are going to have sex with that person minimum three thousand times.

26:11.348 --> 26:11.628 [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

26:11.648 --> 26:13.229 [SPEAKER_01]: I've never counted.

26:13.369 --> 26:16.170 [SPEAKER_01]: You got to put it in your, I don't know where I don't know.

26:16.270 --> 26:18.611 [SPEAKER_01]: You just got to get adventurous with it is what I'm saying.

26:18.931 --> 26:19.831 [SPEAKER_01]: Why are we saying that?

26:20.051 --> 26:21.092 [SPEAKER_01]: Why the fuck are we saying that?

26:21.172 --> 26:21.972 [SPEAKER_01]: What are we talking about?

26:22.272 --> 26:22.452 [SPEAKER_00]: What?

26:22.872 --> 26:23.793 [SPEAKER_00]: How do we get here?

26:23.813 --> 26:24.493 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

26:24.533 --> 26:26.274 [SPEAKER_00]: This is the sexual podcast.

26:26.514 --> 26:29.355 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so scared last the last episode you're talking about the submarine.

26:29.935 --> 26:30.756 [SPEAKER_01]: No, seriously.

26:30.936 --> 26:32.397 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what his name is.

26:32.597 --> 26:34.679 [SPEAKER_01]: My point was Peter would go down on me, I think.

26:34.999 --> 26:37.161 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Peter think it was a totally good out on you.

26:37.281 --> 26:38.042 [SPEAKER_01]: No disrespect.

26:38.062 --> 26:38.722 [SPEAKER_01]: He's married, right?

26:38.902 --> 26:39.383 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm sorry.

26:39.443 --> 26:39.943 [SPEAKER_01]: No disrespect.

26:39.963 --> 26:42.125 [SPEAKER_01]: Peter think that you're wife if you're watching the JK podcast.

26:42.465 --> 26:46.708 [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to say I just met your husband and his character in his character.

26:46.768 --> 26:53.033 [SPEAKER_01]: So a lot of these things you have to know, like we are basing it off of either roles they've played or like that situation.

26:53.053 --> 26:54.434 [SPEAKER_01]: We are not talking about real life.

26:54.714 --> 26:55.055 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

26:55.215 --> 26:57.997 [SPEAKER_01]: Even though she did say Peter, Dinklage and not his character name.

26:58.057 --> 26:58.758 [SPEAKER_01]: but you know what I mean?

26:58.778 --> 27:00.919 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, because he's high, I'm sorry, I think he's high.

27:01.119 --> 27:01.860 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't be sorry, Queen.

27:02.240 --> 27:02.781 [SPEAKER_01]: Own your ship.

27:02.961 --> 27:03.722 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, okay.

27:04.122 --> 27:05.843 [SPEAKER_01]: My first one is Jack Black.

27:06.244 --> 27:06.584 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

27:06.804 --> 27:07.144 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

27:07.244 --> 27:07.705 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

27:07.725 --> 27:07.905 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

27:07.925 --> 27:08.886 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get into that.

27:09.246 --> 27:10.507 [SPEAKER_01]: Because, absolutely.

27:10.647 --> 27:13.649 [SPEAKER_01]: In this household, I think he would be a tender lover.

27:13.890 --> 27:14.830 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, seriously?

27:14.870 --> 27:15.491 [SPEAKER_01]: Really would.

27:15.751 --> 27:17.012 [SPEAKER_01]: Funny, sweet.

27:17.252 --> 27:19.174 [SPEAKER_01]: Limber, so limber, actually.

27:19.514 --> 27:20.495 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen a number of hits?

27:20.795 --> 27:21.675 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's so liver.

27:21.695 --> 27:22.336 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I agree.

27:22.396 --> 27:22.736 [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

27:22.816 --> 27:24.437 [SPEAKER_01]: Hello, in the movie, the holiday.

27:24.717 --> 27:25.677 [SPEAKER_01]: He's so charming.

27:25.697 --> 27:28.959 [SPEAKER_01]: I've seen him like, oh my god, the holiday Jack Black is classic.

27:29.219 --> 27:32.681 [SPEAKER_01]: But I even mean fully bearded half naked on a beach jackpot right now.

27:32.821 --> 27:35.582 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like, like, like the crazy one that you see on social media today.

27:35.602 --> 27:36.883 [SPEAKER_01]: I love a Jack Black.

27:37.003 --> 27:38.364 [SPEAKER_01]: He could theoretically get it.

27:38.584 --> 27:41.005 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like, I love funny guys.

27:41.245 --> 27:44.207 [SPEAKER_01]: That's actually like laughing with my partners like my number one priority.

27:44.647 --> 27:45.888 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen some of my exes?

27:45.928 --> 27:48.029 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's like a bag of, what is it that Amaya says?

27:48.329 --> 27:49.829 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a bag of skittles.

27:49.970 --> 27:52.870 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it literally is a bag of skittles.

27:53.030 --> 27:56.552 [SPEAKER_01]: I gotta be honest, I've never seen a single one of your exes.

27:56.732 --> 27:58.592 [SPEAKER_01]: Shut the fuck up, I will send you several photos.

27:58.792 --> 27:59.392 [SPEAKER_01]: I will find them out.

27:59.432 --> 28:00.873 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, you only know of one.

28:00.893 --> 28:02.133 [SPEAKER_01]: I, well, that was that.

28:02.433 --> 28:05.634 [SPEAKER_01]: Richie, the cancer that I dated that I had on my YouTube channel.

28:05.794 --> 28:06.375 [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, don't remember.

28:06.435 --> 28:12.356 [SPEAKER_01]: I know there was a guy that you once dated that was like a little bit like a famous guy, and then he was like, weirdness?

28:12.636 --> 28:13.357 [SPEAKER_01]: No, famous.

28:13.617 --> 28:13.977 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what?

28:14.637 --> 28:27.585 [SPEAKER_01]: Famous why am I remembering like some guy that was like you were like secretly dating and like you're behind the scenes I know who you're talking about last time I said his name he threatened I don't know why he threatened but he wanted me to get some videos.

28:27.925 --> 28:30.967 [SPEAKER_01]: It's this one his name rhymes with who is Popeano.

28:31.327 --> 28:31.928 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

28:31.988 --> 28:32.328 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

28:32.388 --> 28:32.648 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

28:32.688 --> 28:32.908 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

28:33.008 --> 28:33.609 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

28:33.629 --> 28:34.089 [SPEAKER_01]: What a time.

28:34.189 --> 28:34.970 [SPEAKER_01]: I remember that.

28:35.150 --> 28:35.370 [SPEAKER_01]: Wow

28:35.590 --> 28:40.993 [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, that is the most consistent of my type where it's like, short, shorter than me, usually.

28:41.013 --> 28:41.713 [SPEAKER_01]: Hispanic.

28:42.133 --> 28:42.834 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.

28:42.874 --> 28:44.194 [SPEAKER_01]: You like shorter than you?

28:44.374 --> 28:45.635 [SPEAKER_01]: That's like my history.

28:45.695 --> 28:47.536 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I, but I also grew up in Miami, girl.

28:47.636 --> 28:49.017 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I literally love a short king.

28:49.037 --> 28:49.637 [SPEAKER_01]: They're my favorite.

28:49.757 --> 28:50.777 [SPEAKER_01]: I do love short kings.

28:50.917 --> 28:53.719 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, tall guys, something about them scares me.

28:53.959 --> 28:54.299 [SPEAKER_01]: Agreed.

28:54.619 --> 28:55.480 [SPEAKER_01]: And what is that?

28:55.720 --> 28:56.740 [SPEAKER_01]: They're just big and scary.

28:56.760 --> 28:57.701 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like big scary men.

28:57.761 --> 28:58.401 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what it is.

28:58.581 --> 29:02.123 [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, like, my best friend, Alex is six, five, I think.

29:02.323 --> 29:03.544 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's very tall.

29:03.604 --> 29:10.347 [SPEAKER_01]: And I do like that when we go out, like we go out in public, like I look so tiny, like I look so small.

29:10.847 --> 29:13.388 [SPEAKER_01]: But he likes to date guys that are taller than him.

29:13.648 --> 29:14.128 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.

29:14.348 --> 29:17.910 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like shorter than me, but I definitely don't like tall.

29:18.050 --> 29:21.852 [SPEAKER_01]: So my husband is the pretty much exact height as me.

29:21.972 --> 29:25.453 [SPEAKER_01]: And I love it because it's not like I'm looking down and I'm not looking up, just looking straight.

29:25.574 --> 29:27.334 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, Samus tall is hell to me.

29:27.554 --> 29:29.535 [SPEAKER_01]: Girl, but you literally made it.

29:29.875 --> 29:30.996 [SPEAKER_01]: Like very short people.

29:31.236 --> 29:31.596 [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah.

29:31.816 --> 29:32.876 [SPEAKER_01]: None of them were shorter than me though.

29:33.076 --> 29:34.097 [SPEAKER_01]: Girl, you're short as fuck.

29:34.457 --> 29:35.637 [SPEAKER_01]: I dated a five, three man.

29:35.657 --> 29:38.677 [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to be like literally four, eleven to be shorter than you.

29:38.777 --> 29:40.918 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I just have a very random type.

29:41.338 --> 29:46.339 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that my main type that could be consistent, like strings along most of them is Hispanic.

29:46.399 --> 29:49.499 [SPEAKER_01]: So like, nothing to me looks a little bit Hispanic.

29:49.599 --> 29:51.099 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's giving a little Hispanic.

29:51.239 --> 29:55.060 [SPEAKER_01]: And his accent, you know, he thought like this, but he could be interpreted as like Hispanic, you know?

29:55.340 --> 29:55.820 [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

29:56.000 --> 29:56.360 [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

29:56.440 --> 29:57.321 [SPEAKER_01]: And he thinks he's stupid.

29:57.541 --> 29:59.581 [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, he just bought like a whole like domino set.

29:59.621 --> 29:59.841 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like,

30:00.241 --> 30:00.681 [SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing?

30:00.881 --> 30:01.542 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that for him.

30:01.662 --> 30:02.823 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where I was saying any of that.

30:03.043 --> 30:09.867 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that I was uh, meaning to say that all the things that string everyone along that I actually date is like that I laugh with them.

30:10.067 --> 30:10.507 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

30:10.647 --> 30:12.748 [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, if you're not funny like ill, I love a funny guy.

30:12.768 --> 30:13.829 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're back.

30:14.009 --> 30:14.889 [SPEAKER_01]: Is this a shuttle liquor?

30:15.050 --> 30:16.090 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.

30:16.290 --> 30:18.051 [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, welcome to Chili's.

30:18.251 --> 30:19.332 [SPEAKER_01]: We should go to Chili's.

30:19.692 --> 30:21.573 [SPEAKER_01]: When I go visit you in Georgia, we should not go to Chili's.

30:21.593 --> 30:23.775 [SPEAKER_01]: Why the fuck would we go to Chili's when you come here?

30:23.815 --> 30:26.316 [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm assuming there's nothing else to fucking do in Georgia.

30:27.016 --> 30:27.857 [SPEAKER_01]: You take that back.

30:28.377 --> 30:28.877 [SPEAKER_01]: You.

30:29.238 --> 30:30.338 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, not gonna take it back.

30:30.518 --> 30:31.879 [SPEAKER_01]: There's so much to do and you're gonna be.

30:32.619 --> 30:34.560 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're gonna feel so stupid.

30:34.680 --> 30:35.841 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm sure there's a lot to just right.

30:35.861 --> 30:37.021 [SPEAKER_01]: I want everyone to go to Savannah.

30:37.041 --> 30:39.302 [SPEAKER_01]: I keep telling Jesse, I want us to take a trip to Savannah.

30:39.322 --> 30:40.583 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, brother, this guy stinks.

30:40.783 --> 30:42.244 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, she does bring up frigates.

30:42.484 --> 30:45.145 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't been fighting this whole episode or have we been having a good time?

30:45.165 --> 30:46.066 [SPEAKER_01]: What are your thoughts?

30:46.226 --> 30:47.226 [SPEAKER_01]: I think we've been having a great time.

30:47.266 --> 30:48.527 [SPEAKER_01]: Why are you feeling different?

30:48.607 --> 30:49.347 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm gonna.

30:49.567 --> 30:50.788 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm more than mean to mean to you.

30:50.968 --> 30:51.408 [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck?

30:51.428 --> 30:52.429 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not being mean to me at all.

30:52.530 --> 30:53.190 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean to be fair.

30:53.250 --> 30:55.012 [SPEAKER_01]: I worked with Natalia every day and she believes me.

30:55.052 --> 30:55.252 [SPEAKER_01]: True.

30:55.412 --> 30:56.413 [SPEAKER_01]: No, she literally bullied me.

30:56.513 --> 30:58.155 [SPEAKER_01]: I literally texted her in the thread.

30:58.195 --> 31:01.318 [SPEAKER_01]: My first thing was, I hear you hate our background as she goes, I do.

31:01.338 --> 31:03.801 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, just he goes, I hear you hate our background.

31:03.821 --> 31:05.262 [SPEAKER_01]: I go, no, she doesn't hate it.

31:05.322 --> 31:06.243 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm typing these things.

31:06.263 --> 31:06.984 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, no, no, no, no.

31:07.144 --> 31:08.225 [SPEAKER_01]: And Tali goes, actually I do.

31:08.285 --> 31:08.485 [SPEAKER_01]: I do.

31:08.685 --> 31:09.066 [SPEAKER_01]: I made it.

31:09.406 --> 31:11.008 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like, okay, perfect.

31:11.288 --> 31:11.948 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, no.

31:12.049 --> 31:13.950 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, wait, what's your next, uh, hear me out?

31:14.071 --> 31:15.472 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay, hear me out with this one.

31:15.572 --> 31:17.833 [SPEAKER_01]: I know you're gonna freak out a little bit about this.

31:17.874 --> 31:23.617 [SPEAKER_01]: But I do want to say that it's during an era, not this man today because this man today is like, seventy.

31:23.777 --> 31:26.199 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but which is also trying the film.

31:27.140 --> 31:27.440 [SPEAKER_01]: Everyth.

31:27.900 --> 31:29.341 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think it's gonna be talking to you guys.

31:29.641 --> 31:29.901 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

31:29.941 --> 31:30.122 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

31:30.422 --> 31:31.202 [SPEAKER_00]: I can't do anything.

31:31.222 --> 31:32.063 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so far away.

31:32.083 --> 31:32.563 [SPEAKER_00]: No.

31:32.663 --> 31:33.063 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, listen.

31:33.164 --> 31:36.085 [SPEAKER_01]: During the filming of Rosanne, not the corners.

31:36.346 --> 31:37.066 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is it the guy?

31:37.106 --> 31:37.326 [SPEAKER_00]: What?

31:37.606 --> 31:38.167 [SPEAKER_01]: The main guy?

31:38.287 --> 31:39.448 [SPEAKER_01]: You've never seen Rosanne.

31:39.608 --> 31:40.408 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that our series?

31:40.768 --> 31:41.829 [SPEAKER_01]: Can I ask a super question?

31:42.009 --> 31:43.610 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that the same people that are in cheers?

31:43.971 --> 31:44.211 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

31:44.751 --> 31:57.560 [SPEAKER_01]: Same same era though, I will say it's like a repair and I was on to something but no everybody in tears is baritractive, but I will say okay when I was watching Rosanne when I was younger John Goodman, let me look about is that the dad from John Odeogly?

31:57.741 --> 32:01.283 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know put Dan from Rosanne, but that's the dad from coyote ugly.

32:01.483 --> 32:02.904 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah John Goodman, he can get it.

32:02.924 --> 32:03.705 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay

32:03.985 --> 32:07.067 [SPEAKER_01]: No, but listen, like he is such a good dad.

32:07.087 --> 32:16.892 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, there is an episode where he, like, defends on Becky and he goes outside with like this wrench and a hammer and he's about to beat some guy up because oh and it's like so hot and I'm trying to tell me, I think John Goodman is so hot.

32:16.952 --> 32:19.353 [SPEAKER_01]: Him as Fred Flintstone in the live action.

32:20.554 --> 32:21.714 [SPEAKER_01]: The Flintstone movie?

32:22.095 --> 32:22.335 [SPEAKER_01]: Hot.

32:22.395 --> 32:24.276 [SPEAKER_01]: What did it for you and Fred Flintstone?

32:24.296 --> 32:25.376 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm curious about this.

32:25.676 --> 32:26.837 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, he's walking around.

32:26.857 --> 32:27.778 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll barefoot him.

32:29.365 --> 32:30.146 [SPEAKER_01]: me every day.

32:30.286 --> 32:36.854 [SPEAKER_01]: Eating with his stone spoons and driving his his car with his feet like it or I'm really like John Goodman.

32:36.974 --> 32:37.795 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just interesting.

32:37.975 --> 32:38.816 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't expect it.

32:38.836 --> 32:39.637 [SPEAKER_01]: I think is what it is.

32:39.657 --> 32:40.919 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's what's happening.

32:40.999 --> 32:45.745 [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't give me the type to like, you know, tie me up or anything, you know, the way I think of you as would.

32:46.125 --> 32:47.406 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like he would have blasher.

32:47.586 --> 32:49.428 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I feel like he's more of like a gentle lover.

32:49.528 --> 32:50.869 [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah, he's missionary all the way.

32:50.889 --> 32:51.429 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, honey.

32:51.510 --> 32:53.171 [SPEAKER_01]: He's missionary or you lay on top of him.

32:53.191 --> 32:53.791 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

32:53.851 --> 32:54.452 [SPEAKER_01]: Two options.

32:54.512 --> 32:55.193 [SPEAKER_01]: He might squeak.

32:55.633 --> 32:57.254 [SPEAKER_01]: He might squeak to me if my period.

32:57.294 --> 32:57.835 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that.

32:57.975 --> 33:00.917 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, my next one is Spencer Schae from Icarly.

33:01.097 --> 33:01.638 [SPEAKER_01]: The Big Brother.

33:03.574 --> 33:06.675 [SPEAKER_01]: There are certain lights that hit him in such a way.

33:06.875 --> 33:10.096 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I liked the way that he was like, you know, he was taking care of them.

33:10.116 --> 33:11.297 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's a great brother.

33:11.497 --> 33:12.657 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's a great brother.

33:12.677 --> 33:19.980 [SPEAKER_01]: A little fucking stupid, but funny, but funny and he's cute and tall, even though I just finished saying tall was not my thing.

33:20.200 --> 33:22.763 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you know, he, he, he, if he like doesn't talk, he's attractive.

33:22.863 --> 33:30.353 [SPEAKER_01]: They're so, do you understand me and Joey were just talking about this because we used to have a personal trainer like in high school days or it was literally like right out of high school.

33:30.453 --> 33:35.179 [SPEAKER_01]: And literally he was so cute and he actually liked me and like we would like flirt with each other all the time.

33:35.219 --> 33:38.163 [SPEAKER_01]: Like he was so like every time he opened his mouth, I was like, ugh.

33:38.810 --> 33:39.170 [SPEAKER_00]: Damn it.

33:39.530 --> 33:40.051 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh no.

33:40.251 --> 33:40.691 [SPEAKER_00]: What's going on?

33:40.711 --> 33:42.172 [SPEAKER_01]: We're putting up a tape on that.

33:42.332 --> 33:43.292 [SPEAKER_01]: It ruins it bro.

33:43.312 --> 33:43.753 [SPEAKER_01]: It sucks.

33:43.973 --> 33:44.593 [SPEAKER_01]: It does.

33:44.613 --> 33:44.693 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

33:44.893 --> 33:46.434 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like the worst jokes.

33:46.734 --> 33:48.635 [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't know a lot of words.

33:49.155 --> 33:50.296 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know.

33:50.636 --> 33:51.076 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, brother.

33:51.237 --> 33:56.339 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I feel like intelligence and charisma and being nice and being all of that goes very far.

33:56.599 --> 34:00.221 [SPEAKER_01]: Way further like I would literally rather date Jack Black than like a super model.

34:00.341 --> 34:01.182 [SPEAKER_01]: Like seriously.

34:01.342 --> 34:02.362 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, of course.

34:02.402 --> 34:04.003 [SPEAKER_01]: Like a really dumb ass hog guy.

34:04.023 --> 34:04.404 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no.

34:04.464 --> 34:05.944 [SPEAKER_01]: Kill me literally kill nothing worse.

34:06.144 --> 34:06.565 [SPEAKER_01]: I could never.

34:06.725 --> 34:07.085 [SPEAKER_01]: I could never.

34:07.205 --> 34:08.447 [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of see Spencer.

34:08.467 --> 34:09.428 [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of see that, you know?

34:09.448 --> 34:10.549 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right?

34:10.830 --> 34:11.571 [SPEAKER_01]: I think so.

34:12.212 --> 34:14.074 [SPEAKER_01]: I need something a little bit more aggressive, I think.

34:15.876 --> 34:18.420 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I feel like I would like snap them in half a little bit.

34:18.660 --> 34:21.203 [SPEAKER_01]: But like, you know, I do all sorts of fear.

34:21.363 --> 34:21.844 [SPEAKER_01]: I fear that.

34:21.924 --> 34:24.087 [SPEAKER_01]: There's a time and please, for Spencer for my car leave.

34:24.167 --> 34:26.768 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe like after driving movie in like in the car.

34:26.888 --> 34:27.928 [SPEAKER_01]: You get like your something.

34:28.028 --> 34:28.328 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

34:28.428 --> 34:28.668 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

34:28.768 --> 34:31.589 [SPEAKER_01]: He seems like he like gets cheated on a lot and you know.

34:31.769 --> 34:31.929 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

34:31.969 --> 34:33.030 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm scared for your next one.

34:33.230 --> 34:33.510 [SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead.

34:33.650 --> 34:34.350 [SPEAKER_01]: My next one.

34:34.410 --> 34:34.650 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

34:34.690 --> 34:34.910 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.

34:34.930 --> 34:37.331 [SPEAKER_01]: I have these off the top of my dome here.

34:37.411 --> 34:37.851 [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting.

34:38.031 --> 34:38.271 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

34:38.692 --> 34:41.212 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, this next one, this might seem a little bit weird.

34:41.252 --> 34:44.713 [SPEAKER_01]: This might seem a little bit weird because he is a very, very hot man.

34:44.813 --> 34:47.314 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't think that he is technically a hear me out.

34:47.354 --> 34:48.915 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I am super attracted to him.

34:49.015 --> 34:49.415 [SPEAKER_01]: However,

34:49.875 --> 34:59.000 [SPEAKER_01]: He's eighty and I'm kind of attracted to him even as his eighty year old self There is something so hot about Pat Riley.

34:59.201 --> 35:01.162 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like the owner of the mommy.

35:01.502 --> 35:01.722 [SPEAKER_01]: He.

35:01.742 --> 35:02.483 [SPEAKER_01]: I have you.

35:02.523 --> 35:03.923 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much Kathleen.

35:04.143 --> 35:04.584 [SPEAKER_01]: Good.

35:04.664 --> 35:05.524 [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck?

35:05.764 --> 35:13.049 [SPEAKER_01]: Every time that man comes out of my screen like during the basketball games I'm like, God he's so hot and smooth and he's like nine thousand years old.

35:13.349 --> 35:14.249 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

35:14.510 --> 35:17.071 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he looks like he would call you like a good girl.

35:17.171 --> 35:18.172 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

35:18.912 --> 35:19.052 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

35:19.072 --> 35:20.914 [SPEAKER_01]: Human has like slick back hair like this.

35:21.094 --> 35:23.435 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like he would like slap me across a face with his ring.

35:23.616 --> 35:23.956 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

35:23.996 --> 35:27.098 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like during during sexy time, he would like backhand me with his ring.

35:27.278 --> 35:27.759 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

35:27.779 --> 35:29.300 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe he would like that one a little weirdo.

35:29.420 --> 35:30.861 [SPEAKER_01]: I would, I would like that actually.

35:31.061 --> 35:32.222 [SPEAKER_01]: That's an interesting one.

35:32.322 --> 35:34.604 [SPEAKER_01]: I was not familiar with his game, but he'd been a work.

35:34.764 --> 35:35.885 [SPEAKER_01]: He's smooth.

35:35.965 --> 35:36.905 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care how old he is.

35:37.085 --> 35:38.186 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care how far.

35:38.607 --> 35:40.568 [SPEAKER_00]: I cannot have these next time on this book.

35:40.868 --> 35:41.349 [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.

35:41.729 --> 35:42.449 [SPEAKER_01]: Keep it coming.

35:42.529 --> 35:46.913 [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm going to say, I don't care how far his sack hangs.

35:47.613 --> 35:49.997 [SPEAKER_01]: You just pick it up and fill out with your mouth.

35:50.298 --> 35:55.967 [SPEAKER_00]: I can not believe and it's so funny because like I know this side of you, but I also don't What are you doing?

35:55.987 --> 35:57.570 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm almost out.

35:57.650 --> 35:58.131 [SPEAKER_00]: That's for me.

35:58.151 --> 35:58.792 [SPEAKER_00]: You have another one.

35:58.812 --> 35:59.754 [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like you're never hearted

36:01.077 --> 36:02.318 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have any more, dammit.

36:02.678 --> 36:05.419 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, honestly it's already for the best.

36:05.699 --> 36:06.319 [SPEAKER_01]: No, for sure.

36:06.499 --> 36:08.020 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so mine is Pat Riley.

36:08.060 --> 36:08.540 [SPEAKER_01]: Who's yours?

36:08.940 --> 36:09.361 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.

36:09.381 --> 36:12.682 [SPEAKER_01]: So mine is actually like getting, I'm so dead that you're trying to, okay.

36:12.982 --> 36:26.888 [SPEAKER_01]: So mine is actually someone who's a little bit older now as well, but I feel like is aging like fine fucking line and that shit like Pat Riley different funny vibes not like tell me mafia boss vibes, but I'm Steve Carell.

36:27.188 --> 36:29.169 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, Steve Carroll so hot does he count?

36:29.470 --> 36:37.995 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it counts because he always plays like the dorky like a hello like forty over there and like you know like I feel like people don't normally see him in that way, but I totally see Steve Carroll that way.

36:38.116 --> 36:40.077 [SPEAKER_01]: Especially not like in his office era.

36:40.297 --> 36:42.118 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, not not Michael.

36:42.178 --> 36:44.400 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, would you would you bang Michael Scott?

36:45.100 --> 36:46.061 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean you don't think so.

36:46.241 --> 36:49.944 [SPEAKER_01]: In no world, whatever under any circumstance would I?

36:50.624 --> 36:51.604 [SPEAKER_01]: Fucking bang Michael.

36:51.624 --> 36:53.445 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm already so awkward.

36:53.685 --> 36:55.306 [SPEAKER_01]: That's why I need like a mafia boss.

36:55.346 --> 37:03.128 [SPEAKER_01]: That's just gonna throw me somewhere and like you know whatever like I could never take charge and like Michael Scott gives me like a man that needs you to take charge.

37:03.368 --> 37:05.989 [SPEAKER_01]: Mine after this get very unhinged.

37:06.129 --> 37:06.690 [SPEAKER_01]: So go ahead.

37:06.850 --> 37:07.970 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay next up for me.

37:08.090 --> 37:10.131 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever seen the movie split with James McAvoy?

37:10.151 --> 37:13.392 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay specifically him as the beast when he's like

37:17.253 --> 37:24.616 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what the reminds me of there's this new zombie movie where apparently he has a huge long and he's just running around the whole time with a giant dick.

37:24.676 --> 37:25.417 [SPEAKER_01]: James McAvoy?

37:25.637 --> 37:26.737 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.

37:27.197 --> 37:29.038 [SPEAKER_01]: This is nothing to a James McAvoy.

37:29.478 --> 37:52.870 [SPEAKER_01]: twenty eight days later or something it's in theaters now and when I hear like literally everyone's describing it's just like it is some like a beast on screen with a huge dick just hanging you might love the movie what the hell that's so no that's weird love it no I would not for the record I would not have sex with a zombie ill I don't know if he says I think he is a zombie actually I'm not sure no no you would have sex with a beast who has like yeah like can't have the beast like

37:53.994 --> 37:57.757 [SPEAKER_01]: when he's like breathing like that, and especially the James McAvoy is like a short king, you could tell.

37:57.857 --> 38:01.200 [SPEAKER_01]: When he's like stalky as the beast, he looks like extra short king vibes, and I love it.

38:01.240 --> 38:02.301 [SPEAKER_01]: I literally like live for it.

38:02.321 --> 38:06.344 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh my god, am I supposed to be sweating in my Pikachu right now watching this movie?

38:06.364 --> 38:09.286 [SPEAKER_00]: Because I am so worried about you.

38:09.686 --> 38:15.091 [SPEAKER_00]: That one is so it matches the unhingedness of my next one, but in a completely different way.

38:15.331 --> 38:19.094 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, hear me fucking out and don't judge me.

38:19.354 --> 38:19.814 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm scared.

38:19.975 --> 38:20.355 [SPEAKER_01]: The Grinch.

38:21.720 --> 38:22.601 [SPEAKER_01]: A grinch.

38:23.721 --> 38:26.143 [SPEAKER_01]: All I'm saying is a Martha May was onto something.

38:26.323 --> 38:28.625 [SPEAKER_01]: Thoughts, you would have sex with the grinch.

38:28.845 --> 38:29.986 [SPEAKER_01]: So there's multiple layers to this.

38:30.526 --> 38:31.487 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Jim Carrie in there.

38:31.627 --> 38:33.749 [SPEAKER_01]: And he can, you know, he could get it.

38:33.849 --> 38:34.609 [SPEAKER_01]: He is funny.

38:34.809 --> 38:37.831 [SPEAKER_01]: I will say, per funny, but I'm talking even just the character.

38:37.931 --> 38:40.233 [SPEAKER_01]: So like if we remove the Jim Carrie aspect of it.

38:40.313 --> 38:42.114 [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah, even the the Grinch character is funny.

38:42.234 --> 38:43.255 [SPEAKER_01]: The Grinch character is funny.

38:43.575 --> 38:44.836 [SPEAKER_01]: He's so sweet.

38:44.936 --> 38:49.319 [SPEAKER_01]: He like has just been through a lot and also just literally like very mean.

38:49.620 --> 38:50.620 [SPEAKER_01]: No, he's not.

38:50.660 --> 38:51.441 [SPEAKER_01]: He's misunderstood.

38:51.561 --> 38:54.424 [SPEAKER_01]: But no, he's so misunderstood, but he's also like not so sweet.

38:54.584 --> 38:55.584 [SPEAKER_01]: No, he's so sweet at the end.

38:55.805 --> 38:58.367 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he actually is so, and look, wait, he loves his dog.

38:58.607 --> 38:59.388 [SPEAKER_01]: You're right, he's so sweet.

38:59.828 --> 39:01.530 [SPEAKER_00]: Not as both having a threesome with the grits.

39:02.030 --> 39:02.410 [SPEAKER_01]: I would love it.

39:02.671 --> 39:04.432 [SPEAKER_01]: Although he would probably have like a fuzzy peepee.

39:04.532 --> 39:05.933 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I've thought of that.

39:06.133 --> 39:12.959 [SPEAKER_01]: I have thought of that, but I've also thought of the fact the one thing that I don't like about the grinch is like his teeth are concerning to me.

39:13.320 --> 39:14.421 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, no, I can't do bad.

39:14.441 --> 39:15.762 [SPEAKER_01]: How do you don't always have to kiss?

39:15.782 --> 39:16.783 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

39:17.003 --> 39:19.065 [SPEAKER_01]: Right, I mean, it's hard not to.

39:19.985 --> 39:29.129 [SPEAKER_01]: Where's that where all the passion lives I mean yeah kissing does carry a lot of the passion no like I could not have sexy time without you making out with me first really I've done that.

39:29.149 --> 39:30.109 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you oh my god.

39:30.149 --> 39:36.792 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I can't like how are you gonna how are you gonna get me in the mood we got to make out but there's something like if you're doing a quick here something you're not even necessarily kissing

39:36.952 --> 39:37.952 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.

39:37.972 --> 39:45.194 [SPEAKER_01]: You're actually true, like in the morning, like, there's something about his energy that I actually really enjoy and it is weird.

39:45.354 --> 39:45.934 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I get it.

39:46.094 --> 39:48.734 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, thank you and thank you so much for that.

39:48.754 --> 39:50.195 [SPEAKER_01]: Because I really needed to hear it.

39:50.375 --> 39:52.155 [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of similar to my next hear me out.

39:52.355 --> 39:52.875 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it is.

39:53.335 --> 39:55.756 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like some sort of like monster of some sort of guess.

39:55.936 --> 39:56.976 [SPEAKER_01]: Some sort of gold.

39:57.096 --> 40:00.017 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very, very attracted to venom.

40:00.577 --> 40:02.017 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that makes sense.

40:02.097 --> 40:04.277 [SPEAKER_01]: A masked evil, whatever the fuck he is.

40:04.518 --> 40:04.998 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

40:05.078 --> 40:05.458 [SPEAKER_01]: And does it?

40:07.318 --> 40:10.800 [SPEAKER_01]: You know you are literally speaking my language like that venom tongue girl.

40:10.861 --> 40:11.381 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, girl.

40:11.421 --> 40:11.961 [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.

40:12.602 --> 40:14.583 [SPEAKER_01]: Give it to be just like a head like floating out.

40:14.643 --> 40:16.344 [SPEAKER_01]: Not even in like his venom like four.

40:16.384 --> 40:19.666 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's been a lot of things either of our fathers saw this podcast.

40:19.766 --> 40:21.187 [SPEAKER_01]: They would be so ashamed of us.

40:21.487 --> 40:25.790 [SPEAKER_01]: My dad better not know literally anything literally we do

40:25.990 --> 40:28.271 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm worried because I know my dad does seek out my podcast.

40:28.391 --> 40:29.791 [SPEAKER_01]: He should have died long ago.

40:29.831 --> 40:31.832 [SPEAKER_01]: If you made it this far and that's his problem.

40:31.912 --> 40:33.953 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, no, I can't imagine you're dead watching this.

40:34.233 --> 40:39.895 [SPEAKER_01]: But remember he used to watch even like when I would put up my story times and girl doesn't get worse than that.

40:39.955 --> 40:40.375 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it doesn't.

40:40.695 --> 40:41.056 [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't.

40:41.136 --> 40:45.117 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I'm going into cartoon territory now because we were supposed to foreign for it.

40:45.697 --> 40:47.218 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, this is my cartoon.

40:47.638 --> 40:48.098 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, technically.

40:48.138 --> 40:48.658 [SPEAKER_01]: He's not real.

40:48.838 --> 40:49.759 [SPEAKER_01]: Venom is not real.

40:49.939 --> 40:50.799 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like the graphic.

40:50.939 --> 40:52.920 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, my first cartoon is Gil from Nemo.

40:53.320 --> 40:55.181 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I almost put Gil on my list.

40:55.381 --> 40:55.841 [SPEAKER_01]: You're serious.

40:55.881 --> 40:56.461 [SPEAKER_01]: He's so hot.

40:56.761 --> 40:57.162 [SPEAKER_01]: Stop it.

40:57.282 --> 40:58.262 [SPEAKER_01]: Him with those scars.

40:58.562 --> 40:59.102 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, joking.

40:59.162 --> 41:00.623 [SPEAKER_01]: So like rough around the edges.

41:00.903 --> 41:04.084 [SPEAKER_01]: Especially when he's like stuck up in the thing and he's like, let him do it.

41:04.164 --> 41:04.945 [SPEAKER_01]: He could do it.

41:05.465 --> 41:06.285 [SPEAKER_01]: He's so hot.

41:06.305 --> 41:06.985 [SPEAKER_01]: He was so wrong.

41:07.125 --> 41:07.986 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I don't hear it.

41:08.146 --> 41:09.186 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I was super fucked up.

41:09.206 --> 41:11.547 [SPEAKER_01]: I was kind of a dick, but I almost killed our little Nemo.

41:11.687 --> 41:13.308 [SPEAKER_01]: I love a good man covered in scars.

41:13.508 --> 41:15.369 [SPEAKER_01]: You love a good man covered in scars.

41:15.629 --> 41:20.090 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I see you as a type that a guy will have a scar and you'll just like hold him.

41:20.190 --> 41:20.991 [SPEAKER_01]: What happened to you?

41:21.191 --> 41:21.291 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

41:22.111 --> 41:22.791 [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.

41:22.951 --> 41:28.274 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I could find a man like unattractive and then he'll take off her shirt and he's like covered in scars and I'm like the Punisher.

41:28.574 --> 41:30.434 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you joking me the Punisher?

41:30.735 --> 41:32.235 [SPEAKER_01]: I am so in love with the Punisher.

41:32.255 --> 41:32.895 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not even funny.

41:33.035 --> 41:33.696 [SPEAKER_01]: I got goosebumps.

41:33.796 --> 41:35.256 [SPEAKER_01]: No, like same in my career.

41:35.296 --> 41:35.997 [SPEAKER_01]: So delicious.

41:36.117 --> 41:39.478 [SPEAKER_01]: We should also do like maybe on another episode or not hot list.

41:39.558 --> 41:43.019 [SPEAKER_01]: People that we don't think are hot that everybody thinks is hot.

41:43.059 --> 41:43.760 [SPEAKER_01]: We should do that next time.

41:43.860 --> 41:45.340 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, interesting.

41:45.400 --> 41:49.342 [SPEAKER_01]: I have someone on there is um, who's the guy that plays Captain America?

41:51.938 --> 41:53.458 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you serious?

41:53.659 --> 41:53.899 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

41:54.139 --> 41:55.219 [SPEAKER_01]: Chris Evans is delicious.

41:55.339 --> 41:55.979 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's an opinion.

41:56.199 --> 41:56.659 [SPEAKER_01]: I get you.

41:56.719 --> 41:57.820 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm not typical.

41:58.140 --> 41:58.480 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm lying.

41:58.540 --> 41:59.820 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm lying because like, no, he's hot.

41:59.860 --> 42:00.261 [SPEAKER_01]: He's so hot.

42:00.281 --> 42:00.841 [SPEAKER_01]: He's so delicious.

42:00.881 --> 42:01.141 [SPEAKER_01]: I love him.

42:01.241 --> 42:03.382 [SPEAKER_01]: I could tell he's a beautiful man for someone else.

42:03.562 --> 42:03.982 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

42:04.062 --> 42:04.602 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

42:04.662 --> 42:10.364 [SPEAKER_01]: Now that you say that I feel like if I went on a few dates with him, like he would be so attractive to me that would, no, he loves dogs.

42:10.444 --> 42:11.004 [SPEAKER_01]: No, forget it.

42:11.044 --> 42:13.885 [SPEAKER_01]: I just say I don't like a man that are too attractive.

42:14.005 --> 42:14.465 [SPEAKER_01]: It bothers me.

42:14.685 --> 42:16.345 [SPEAKER_01]: No, same though, I mean, I agree.

42:16.705 --> 42:19.266 [SPEAKER_01]: Cause like, there's got to be, there's something like that about you.

42:19.286 --> 42:20.906 [SPEAKER_01]: Something that's off here and I don't like it.

42:21.106 --> 42:21.926 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I agree with that.

42:21.946 --> 42:22.426 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that.

42:22.567 --> 42:23.807 [SPEAKER_01]: What was your next one though?

42:23.967 --> 42:26.067 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I had another human.

42:26.887 --> 42:27.067 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy.

42:27.247 --> 42:27.667 [SPEAKER_01]: What is it?

42:27.687 --> 42:28.888 [SPEAKER_01]: I completely forgot.

42:29.428 --> 42:30.108 [SPEAKER_01]: I love him.

42:30.148 --> 42:31.708 [SPEAKER_01]: Not only would I bang this man, I'd marry him.

42:31.948 --> 42:32.628 [SPEAKER_01]: Michael Sarah.

42:32.848 --> 42:34.289 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was gonna put him on too.

42:34.689 --> 42:36.289 [SPEAKER_01]: I totally got it.

42:36.409 --> 42:39.810 [SPEAKER_01]: There is nothing sexier than like a guy who's like, so shy.

42:41.050 --> 42:42.711 [SPEAKER_01]: And then y'all just like bang.

42:43.051 --> 42:44.471 [SPEAKER_01]: No literally.

42:44.551 --> 42:46.292 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like he would blow our minds in bed.

42:46.312 --> 42:47.953 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like he's not what he seems.

42:48.293 --> 42:48.813 [SPEAKER_01]: Not at all.

42:49.173 --> 42:51.534 [SPEAKER_01]: And he's got a triple submarine.

42:51.874 --> 42:52.374 [SPEAKER_01]: How do you know?

42:52.654 --> 42:54.395 [SPEAKER_01]: Not you're wanting to find the link.

42:54.915 --> 42:55.455 [SPEAKER_01]: You can see it.

42:55.475 --> 42:57.456 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, wait, do you know people from back in the day?

42:57.596 --> 43:00.177 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I'm literally saying like just by looking at him like it's all.

43:00.257 --> 43:01.418 [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah, you can tell it's very big.

43:01.438 --> 43:02.238 [SPEAKER_00]: Triple submarine.

43:02.398 --> 43:03.779 [SPEAKER_01]: It's it's phantom level for sure.

43:03.959 --> 43:04.059 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

43:05.079 --> 43:09.581 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, my next one because I was still in cartoons is the one slur from the Lorax.

43:09.861 --> 43:11.662 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that like the act the Lorax guy?

43:11.742 --> 43:12.822 [SPEAKER_01]: Like the big orange thing?

43:12.962 --> 43:13.462 [SPEAKER_01]: The big what?

43:13.482 --> 43:14.683 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, not the orange thing.

43:14.703 --> 43:15.423 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen that movie.

43:15.443 --> 43:16.483 [SPEAKER_01]: No, not the orange thing.

43:16.503 --> 43:17.784 [SPEAKER_01]: You have to look up the one slur.

43:17.844 --> 43:23.266 [SPEAKER_01]: He's the one who came up with the th need and like he's like really tall, kind of lanky, something about him.

43:23.526 --> 43:23.866 [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

43:23.926 --> 43:24.746 [SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen him.

43:24.766 --> 43:25.267 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me look at him up.

43:25.307 --> 43:25.867 [SPEAKER_01]: What's he called?

43:26.127 --> 43:28.028 [SPEAKER_01]: The one slur, the one slur.

43:28.048 --> 43:28.548 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

43:28.768 --> 43:29.028 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.

43:29.228 --> 43:30.469 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, that hair.

43:30.489 --> 43:33.892 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh wait, it's a hat, it's a hat.

43:33.912 --> 43:36.134 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what picture were you looking at?

43:36.314 --> 43:38.956 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm thinking this was his hair.

43:39.436 --> 43:41.138 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you thought his top hat was his hair.

43:41.358 --> 43:42.038 [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

43:42.058 --> 43:45.021 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we're might need to never drink a wink on our podcast again.

43:45.321 --> 43:46.761 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think it was during that every time.

43:46.981 --> 43:48.402 [SPEAKER_01]: No, but like, um, is he funny?

43:48.442 --> 43:50.842 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, is he giving like, you know, is he funny guy in the movie?

43:50.982 --> 43:51.803 [SPEAKER_01]: He's innovative.

43:51.943 --> 43:53.003 [SPEAKER_01]: He's misunderstood.

43:53.023 --> 43:53.163 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

43:53.443 --> 43:56.484 [SPEAKER_01]: His family, like, he grew up with his family, not understanding him.

43:56.524 --> 43:57.724 [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like the odd one out.

43:58.084 --> 44:06.206 [SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, is he responsible for the entire, like, he goes to some, like, he fucked up the whole thing and then, like, he cut down all the trees to make his shit.

44:06.286 --> 44:06.847 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a whole thing.

44:06.867 --> 44:07.887 [SPEAKER_01]: But he was misunderstood.

44:08.047 --> 44:09.207 [SPEAKER_01]: And he did write in the end.

44:09.267 --> 44:09.507 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

44:09.667 --> 44:10.648 [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, though, I just found him.

44:10.868 --> 44:12.428 [SPEAKER_01]: I love, like, I just find him cute.

44:12.588 --> 44:13.349 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's so cute.

44:13.389 --> 44:15.051 [SPEAKER_01]: He's cute from photo.

44:15.151 --> 44:21.277 [SPEAKER_01]: He's giving the iCarly brother vibes like lanky and a little bit a little bit of a scrawny toothpicky.

44:21.297 --> 44:22.178 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I like it.

44:22.318 --> 44:26.323 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what he's actually reminding me of what he looks like that TikTok Willy Wonka.

44:27.467 --> 44:27.788 [SPEAKER_00]: No.

44:28.268 --> 44:29.589 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, now you ruined it for me.

44:29.769 --> 44:31.771 [SPEAKER_00]: So, do you remember you don't want talking about?

44:31.891 --> 44:32.271 [SPEAKER_00]: Do I?

44:32.551 --> 44:33.392 [SPEAKER_00]: That was a dark time.

44:33.432 --> 44:33.712 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

44:33.932 --> 44:34.793 [SPEAKER_00]: Dark times on you.

44:34.813 --> 44:37.055 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you've talked about him and do we know them, right?

44:37.175 --> 44:37.535 [SPEAKER_01]: Or something.

44:37.575 --> 44:37.835 [SPEAKER_01]: They did.

44:37.855 --> 44:38.496 [SPEAKER_00]: They did.

44:38.596 --> 44:42.359 [SPEAKER_01]: That Willy Wonka felt like I had like a controversy or something like that back in the day.

44:42.399 --> 44:44.580 [SPEAKER_01]: But like, he, that guy, that one sir.

44:44.620 --> 44:45.321 [SPEAKER_01]: What's his name once here?

44:45.461 --> 44:45.701 [SPEAKER_01]: One sir.

44:45.841 --> 44:46.221 [SPEAKER_01]: One slur.

44:46.261 --> 44:48.523 [SPEAKER_01]: He is kind of giving up and you ruined it for me and now I hate him.

44:48.683 --> 44:49.064 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

44:49.264 --> 44:51.045 [SPEAKER_01]: Would you bang the TikTok Willy Wonka?

44:51.285 --> 44:53.247 [SPEAKER_01]: Not on the worst day.

44:53.547 --> 44:54.908 [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, you couldn't blame me.

44:55.088 --> 44:56.369 [SPEAKER_01]: My next one, actually.

44:56.389 --> 45:03.375 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if this one counts because he's technically a man in a suit, but like ghost face from screen.

45:04.055 --> 45:06.277 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, bro, there's literal porn.

45:06.397 --> 45:09.620 [SPEAKER_01]: There's this one guy that I used to like know from Vine.

45:09.820 --> 45:10.020 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.

45:10.580 --> 45:11.661 [SPEAKER_01]: It's already off to a bad start.

45:12.102 --> 45:12.442 [SPEAKER_01]: The story.

45:12.602 --> 45:12.942 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm scared.

45:13.063 --> 45:14.584 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I've never done anything with him.

45:14.724 --> 45:17.046 [SPEAKER_01]: In period, sex work, do what you want with your body.

45:17.066 --> 45:22.891 [SPEAKER_01]: But I like the beginning of only fans were like a lot of my mutuals like switched to sex work.

45:22.931 --> 45:25.434 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I would go on my Twitter feed and see them tracking their baby.

45:25.554 --> 45:26.475 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't believe you.

45:26.615 --> 45:27.916 [SPEAKER_01]: No, literally one day I went on Twitter.

45:28.416 --> 45:29.918 [SPEAKER_01]: And he was with the Ghostface mask.

45:30.438 --> 45:31.239 [SPEAKER_01]: Jack and his winner.

45:31.739 --> 45:33.060 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like, oh, period.

45:33.080 --> 45:35.202 [SPEAKER_01]: I just love a Ghostface mask.

45:35.343 --> 45:36.824 [SPEAKER_01]: I guess I'm feeling like I'm sure it's still up.

45:37.304 --> 45:38.386 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I'm okay.

45:38.646 --> 45:39.667 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's like a thing.

45:39.727 --> 45:40.848 [SPEAKER_01]: Like people really like that.

45:40.949 --> 45:43.011 [SPEAKER_01]: Mine is a little bit more innocent than yours.

45:43.351 --> 45:46.235 [SPEAKER_01]: Mine is a bowpeep from Toy Story.

45:46.375 --> 45:46.996 [SPEAKER_01]: Little bowpeep?

45:48.366 --> 45:48.566 [SPEAKER_01]: What?

45:48.586 --> 45:50.087 [SPEAKER_01]: You gotta call her little.

45:50.187 --> 45:51.347 [SPEAKER_01]: She's a grown woman.

45:51.547 --> 45:53.147 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my, yeah, girl, do it.

45:53.547 --> 45:56.408 [SPEAKER_01]: I honestly, I would get it with Buzz Lightyear, so, you know?

45:56.828 --> 46:04.991 [SPEAKER_01]: No, see, I'm not attracted to any of the males in Toy Story, but like, when him and Bo Peep, like, you know, they kiss, they're so beautiful.

46:05.311 --> 46:06.891 [SPEAKER_01]: I had lesbian feelings for Bo Peep.

46:06.991 --> 46:07.811 [SPEAKER_01]: They're bisexual feelings.

46:07.911 --> 46:08.272 [SPEAKER_00]: Really?

46:08.532 --> 46:09.192 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, a hundred percent.

46:09.292 --> 46:10.012 [SPEAKER_01]: She's a hot mama.

46:10.152 --> 46:13.893 [SPEAKER_01]: And when she got more badass in Toy Story four, that did something to me.

46:14.273 --> 46:14.813 [SPEAKER_01]: It really did.

46:14.973 --> 46:16.034 [SPEAKER_01]: I do love them as a couple.

46:16.214 --> 46:17.074 [SPEAKER_01]: They are a power couple.

46:17.354 --> 46:17.775 [SPEAKER_01]: Are they?

46:17.795 --> 46:19.677 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like, that's how we're a couple.

46:19.837 --> 46:21.019 [SPEAKER_01]: There's such a power couple.

46:21.679 --> 46:22.220 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait a second.

46:22.260 --> 46:23.502 [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't both people with Woody?

46:23.642 --> 46:24.082 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

46:24.202 --> 46:25.484 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, who are you saying she was with?

46:25.564 --> 46:27.206 [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck am I talking about?

46:27.226 --> 46:28.588 [SPEAKER_00]: I was saying Buzz liked you.

46:28.608 --> 46:29.309 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, absolutely not.

46:29.409 --> 46:31.491 [SPEAKER_01]: No, heard Buzz have nothing to do with each other.

46:31.511 --> 46:34.535 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like Loki Woody's just like into himself and Andy.

46:34.755 --> 46:35.256 [SPEAKER_01]: Like that's it.

46:37.030 --> 46:38.931 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm not really into it, honestly.

46:39.011 --> 46:40.692 [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, I don't think they're a part of how I take a back.

46:40.752 --> 46:42.573 [SPEAKER_01]: If she was with Buzz Lightyear, I think I'd like it more.

46:42.793 --> 46:44.994 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, maybe that's an arc worth exploring.

46:45.014 --> 46:47.955 [SPEAKER_01]: We just Buzz Lightyear have a, those were my two sexual weakenings.

46:48.275 --> 46:49.375 [SPEAKER_01]: It was her kissing Woody.

46:49.635 --> 46:58.699 [SPEAKER_01]: And I wanted to put Poison Ivy, specifically Uma Thurman, who kissed Robin in Batman when I thought she was the first time my Pikachu ever tingled.

46:58.939 --> 46:59.159 [SPEAKER_01]: Ever.

46:59.319 --> 47:00.800 [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, who is this lady?

47:00.980 --> 47:01.961 [SPEAKER_01]: And what is this?

47:02.141 --> 47:03.421 [SPEAKER_01]: What is going on right now?

47:03.441 --> 47:05.242 [SPEAKER_01]: This is the hottest kiss on television.

47:05.362 --> 47:06.563 [SPEAKER_01]: That was a very hot kiss.

47:06.844 --> 47:12.130 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, it was so but then Uma Thurmond's so hot and poison IV that she I was like, she can't be a hear me out.

47:12.370 --> 47:12.711 [SPEAKER_00]: What?

47:12.811 --> 47:15.715 [SPEAKER_01]: No, Uma Thurmond could never, could never be a freak and hear me out.

47:15.855 --> 47:17.096 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, what's your last ones?

47:17.256 --> 47:21.602 [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, okay, so this one is based off of vibes alone.

47:21.962 --> 47:25.245 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, actually, no, let me take that back because his vibe is very bad.

47:25.445 --> 47:27.527 [SPEAKER_01]: He's an awful, awful, awful vibe.

47:27.787 --> 47:34.573 [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, no, it's more of like, if he walked into a bar and like started like romanceing someone near me, I'd be like, who's that man?

47:34.613 --> 47:35.855 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I like the way he talks.

47:35.875 --> 47:41.640 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, he looks like he's got a lot of history, a lot of life experience and like, there's something about, you know?

47:42.400 --> 47:42.620 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

47:43.061 --> 47:43.521 [SPEAKER_01]: Jafar.

47:44.422 --> 47:45.262 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, right?

47:45.522 --> 47:46.983 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's so fucked, though.

47:47.204 --> 47:48.604 [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't date him.

47:48.685 --> 47:49.505 [SPEAKER_01]: I would not date him.

47:49.585 --> 47:52.547 [SPEAKER_01]: There's something very seductive and sexual about Jafar.

47:52.647 --> 47:56.690 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, put me in a, put me in that hourglass, baby, let's like hang out.

47:56.730 --> 47:57.350 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

47:57.711 --> 47:59.112 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't know the way he looked at it.

47:59.172 --> 48:00.312 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's very intense.

48:00.372 --> 48:02.013 [SPEAKER_01]: And I would just be like, yeah, yeah.

48:02.274 --> 48:04.355 [SPEAKER_01]: You'd be mean to me in a good way.

48:04.515 --> 48:06.296 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like he would make me do stuff, I think.

48:06.416 --> 48:08.618 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, my last one is a villain, technically.

48:14.480 --> 48:15.841 [SPEAKER_01]: I have everybody on your list.

48:16.382 --> 48:17.483 [SPEAKER_01]: Best of one I refuse.

48:17.543 --> 48:17.723 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

48:17.963 --> 48:18.164 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

48:18.384 --> 48:18.524 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

48:18.624 --> 48:20.686 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take your little Willy Wonka look alike.

48:20.846 --> 48:22.568 [SPEAKER_01]: That big ass head out motherfucker.

48:22.608 --> 48:23.609 [SPEAKER_01]: There's no way.

48:23.769 --> 48:25.350 [SPEAKER_01]: There is no way you'd have sex with that man.

48:25.390 --> 48:26.011 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe you.

48:26.271 --> 48:27.012 [SPEAKER_01]: Mega mind.

48:27.292 --> 48:27.753 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

48:28.113 --> 48:32.497 [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, I understand he's like an alien, so it looks a little bit off.

48:32.657 --> 48:35.780 [SPEAKER_01]: But he's voiced by Will Smith, who honestly Will Smith could have been on this list.

48:35.960 --> 48:36.160 [SPEAKER_01]: Why?

48:36.221 --> 48:36.961 [SPEAKER_01]: Will Smith is hot.

48:37.101 --> 48:37.962 [SPEAKER_01]: Not conventionally.

48:37.982 --> 48:38.723 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think.

48:38.983 --> 48:39.403 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he is.

48:39.543 --> 48:40.484 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen him?

48:40.684 --> 48:42.085 [SPEAKER_01]: And I robot, he's very handsome.

48:42.706 --> 48:43.166 [SPEAKER_01]: So hot.

48:43.466 --> 48:44.567 [SPEAKER_00]: I meant welfare.

48:45.948 --> 48:48.610 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, since when does everybody think your welfare is hot?

48:48.650 --> 48:49.530 [SPEAKER_00]: Am I confused?

48:49.570 --> 48:49.951 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no.

48:50.151 --> 48:50.271 [SPEAKER_00]: No.

48:50.331 --> 48:50.531 [SPEAKER_00]: No.

48:50.631 --> 48:51.912 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I robot.

48:52.192 --> 48:54.414 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought that was just what's meant in that movie.

48:54.454 --> 48:55.675 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so confused.

48:55.875 --> 48:57.035 [SPEAKER_01]: No, welfare avoids him.

48:57.095 --> 48:57.656 [SPEAKER_01]: He's funny.

48:58.376 --> 48:59.257 [SPEAKER_01]: He's also really sweet.

48:59.277 --> 49:01.298 [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's a good person.

49:01.318 --> 49:02.399 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I know that he's the villain.

49:02.419 --> 49:03.100 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a good person.

49:03.400 --> 49:06.462 [SPEAKER_01]: But also just even the cartoon itself is not an ugly cartoon.

49:06.662 --> 49:07.783 [SPEAKER_01]: You don't, you won't give it to me.

49:08.303 --> 49:11.804 [SPEAKER_01]: I, the size of his head, just he like, I cannot move on.

49:12.504 --> 49:13.364 [SPEAKER_01]: I could not.

49:14.185 --> 49:14.545 [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot.

49:14.705 --> 49:15.565 [SPEAKER_01]: My head is already big.

49:15.585 --> 49:17.485 [SPEAKER_01]: You imagine I accidentally get pregnant by that motherfucker.

49:17.906 --> 49:20.026 [SPEAKER_01]: We have like ginormous head.

49:20.086 --> 49:20.886 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe he's no thank you.

49:21.066 --> 49:21.546 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, peace.

49:22.027 --> 49:22.527 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

49:22.667 --> 49:23.147 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

49:23.267 --> 49:24.847 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's up to interpretation.

49:24.907 --> 49:26.188 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought that one kind of slayed.

49:26.368 --> 49:26.668 [SPEAKER_01]: No.

49:27.448 --> 49:28.808 [SPEAKER_01]: That one is questionable for sure.

49:28.868 --> 49:29.489 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you other guys?

49:29.529 --> 49:29.969 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

49:30.069 --> 49:31.149 [SPEAKER_01]: I might bang him as well.

49:31.349 --> 49:34.830 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sweating, but like in a kind of turning way.

49:34.990 --> 49:37.031 [SPEAKER_01]: If you put your hand on my shorts right now, girl.

49:37.191 --> 49:38.251 [SPEAKER_01]: You just a puddle.

49:38.431 --> 49:38.771 [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

49:39.151 --> 49:39.411 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

49:39.592 --> 49:40.232 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, anyway, guys.

49:40.252 --> 49:41.452 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we got for you today.

49:41.472 --> 49:42.632 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope you did enjoy it.

49:42.732 --> 49:43.473 [SPEAKER_01]: I had a good time.

49:43.513 --> 49:43.833 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

49:44.013 --> 49:45.953 [SPEAKER_01]: That was a great time.

49:46.214 --> 49:48.194 [SPEAKER_01]: We need to stop getting sexual.

49:48.414 --> 49:49.855 [SPEAKER_01]: I love these wing drinks.

49:50.015 --> 49:51.115 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you promote that?

49:51.515 --> 49:52.575 [SPEAKER_00]: It made your heartbeat fast.

49:52.615 --> 49:52.816 [SPEAKER_00]: Why?

49:53.036 --> 49:54.736 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean, I definitely got to talk to you guys.

49:54.756 --> 49:55.596 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, why do you think that?

49:55.856 --> 49:56.257 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.

49:56.417 --> 49:57.537 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what?

49:58.470 --> 49:59.131 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

49:59.171 --> 50:01.034 [SPEAKER_01]: What is that?

50:01.455 --> 50:02.476 [SPEAKER_01]: Not you want to eat it.

50:02.657 --> 50:03.458 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it looks really good.

50:04.199 --> 50:05.701 [SPEAKER_01]: And get tell us tell us tell us tell us tell us.

50:05.761 --> 50:06.462 [SPEAKER_01]: What is it taste like?

50:06.482 --> 50:06.863 [SPEAKER_01]: What is it?

50:06.883 --> 50:07.564 [SPEAKER_01]: It's texture.

50:07.604 --> 50:09.207 [SPEAKER_01]: Tell us rustic cracker.

50:09.547 --> 50:11.790 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my mom's friend made too many flavors.

50:13.136 --> 50:13.697 [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.

50:13.817 --> 50:14.538 [SPEAKER_01]: I choked in that.

50:14.818 --> 50:15.459 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it spicy?

50:15.539 --> 50:18.303 [SPEAKER_01]: My mom's friend made um hot pepper jelly.

50:18.483 --> 50:18.883 [SPEAKER_01]: Homemade.

50:19.104 --> 50:23.069 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that was like cream cheese or like breads cheese or something with hot pepper jelly on top.

50:23.769 --> 50:25.672 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that combo.

50:25.712 --> 50:26.353 [SPEAKER_01]: That sounds amazing.

50:26.393 --> 50:29.717 [SPEAKER_01]: So did that my sister allowed just like feel like maybe I should go feed her crackers.

50:29.737 --> 50:31.199 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm thinking she's gonna live for a feed.

50:31.439 --> 50:33.120 [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to talk about other things.

50:33.160 --> 50:33.840 [SPEAKER_00]: We can't swear.

50:33.860 --> 50:34.461 [SPEAKER_00]: We just happen.

50:34.481 --> 50:35.762 [SPEAKER_00]: We can't swear that.

50:35.782 --> 50:36.282 [SPEAKER_00]: But we can.

50:36.302 --> 50:37.262 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm just kidding.

50:37.443 --> 50:38.923 [SPEAKER_01]: There's some things to be sexual about.

50:38.943 --> 50:39.884 [SPEAKER_01]: You and I are little bit dangerous.

50:39.904 --> 50:40.004 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

50:49.890 --> 50:52.912 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing is that I am very, very, very shy.

50:52.972 --> 51:03.640 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I am also like, it's actually like, I have like, I've had like one boyfriend and I am very, like what, you know, but I will talk about it a little bit about anything and everything like I'm open when I speak about it.

51:03.720 --> 51:05.061 [SPEAKER_01]: So it will come up.

51:05.141 --> 51:07.583 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we're talking, we were doing a hear me out list today.

51:07.623 --> 51:13.227 [SPEAKER_01]: So I mean, yeah, so I had to be, yeah, I had to be safe and then the first episode we were talking about losing our virginity.

51:13.267 --> 51:14.028 [SPEAKER_01]: So like, you know what I mean?

51:14.148 --> 51:16.749 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so, you know, first two episodes pretty high.

51:16.809 --> 51:17.329 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

51:17.389 --> 51:18.329 [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty high, bothered.

51:18.529 --> 51:18.729 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

51:18.789 --> 51:20.610 [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do how, how funny topics.

51:20.710 --> 51:22.051 [SPEAKER_01]: Let us know what you want to see.

51:22.071 --> 51:24.091 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, leave us topics in the comments.

51:24.231 --> 51:27.572 [SPEAKER_01]: Like things you guys want us to talk about any prompts any ideas.

51:27.832 --> 51:31.113 [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe we can like talk about it in the next episode or whatever.

51:31.273 --> 51:31.714 [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

51:31.794 --> 51:32.734 [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, that's such a good idea.

51:33.514 --> 51:45.024 [SPEAKER_01]: Actually that it just came up with that amazing well anyway guys I And we guys boiling and we must be going but guess what we're gonna see you next time on a cracker.

51:45.384 --> 51:45.925 [SPEAKER_01]: You want a cracker?

51:46.385 --> 51:47.406 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes coming good.

51:47.426 --> 51:47.886 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, let me just

51:49.788 --> 51:50.349 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a mommy.

51:51.490 --> 51:52.390 [SPEAKER_01]: What did he say that?

51:52.531 --> 51:54.152 [SPEAKER_01]: That is so ridiculous.

51:54.192 --> 51:55.033 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to be sorry.

51:55.053 --> 51:55.473 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

51:55.513 --> 51:56.054 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

51:56.194 --> 51:56.454 [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

51:56.714 --> 51:56.955 [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

51:57.055 --> 51:57.555 [SPEAKER_01]: I wish her well.

51:57.675 --> 51:58.536 [SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, guys, that's it.

51:58.576 --> 51:59.517 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all we've got for you.

51:59.917 --> 52:01.779 [SPEAKER_01]: If your sad that it's over, don't worry.

52:01.819 --> 52:02.760 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll be back next Wednesday.

52:02.940 --> 52:03.601 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what time?

52:03.641 --> 52:05.262 [SPEAKER_01]: We're uploading every Wednesday at what time.

52:05.463 --> 52:06.423 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, don't you dare.

52:06.604 --> 52:07.925 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you dare put a time on this?

52:08.085 --> 52:08.585 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're right.

52:08.625 --> 52:09.326 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even just want to.

52:09.346 --> 52:10.187 [SPEAKER_00]: Just worry about it.

52:11.108 --> 52:12.869 [SPEAKER_01]: Wednesday before midnight.

52:13.029 --> 52:13.409 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

52:13.429 --> 52:15.471 [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good one Wednesday before midnight.

52:15.491 --> 52:19.613 [SPEAKER_01]: So anytime between one AM, the night before like midnight, whatever and until.

52:19.834 --> 52:20.654 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's what the next day.

52:20.954 --> 52:21.555 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

52:21.615 --> 52:23.216 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's what we'll be here.

52:23.436 --> 52:24.297 [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know.

52:24.317 --> 52:25.738 [SPEAKER_01]: We have no further details for you.

52:25.798 --> 52:30.501 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, we'll see you next Wednesday and then everyone stay after that because we're going to stay consistent and slay.

52:30.821 --> 52:46.558 [SPEAKER_01]: mm-hmm and we're gonna be fine and we're gonna live till we're ninety five which in your eyes that tomorrow okay anyway well if you made it to the end we appreciate you fuck I was saying to do we know the max it we still don't know the freaking outro but uh we appreciate you and we'll see you next time okay we'll see you next Wednesday bye bye